hahahahaha..... He should had to roll an Investigation check before swimming..... -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
DM: Ok cleric, you are mixing this unidentified potion with this unidentified powder....
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell,Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Looking in the mirror of my mind Turning the pages of my life Walking the path so many paced a million times Drown out the voices in the air Leaving the ones that never cared Picking the pieces up and building to the sky
"I got 20 AC at lvl 1, Dm's not gonna throw anything at us that can hit me, I'll just tank it while you heal the rest"
-Me to my 1 hp sorcerer friend tending to the rest of the unconscious party.
Random 2 skeletons : 18+3, Nat 20+3 to hit
TPK moment.
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Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
DM: There is a river of lava in blocking your path.
Me: I don't care I'm a pro swimmer.
Farewell.
hahahahaha..... He should had to roll an Investigation check before swimming.....
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DM: Ok cleric, you are mixing this unidentified potion with this unidentified powder....
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
DM: *rolls a couple of dice behind screen*
*is silent*
*continues to be silent while making weird faces*
*finally looks up*
"Roll initative."
Farewell.
"I'm a dwarf! I can handle it!"
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?
*Shopping in the capitol city*
"Hey guys, did you know that there's a tarrasque on the urban encounters table?"
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
TRICKSHOT!
Current Character: https://www.dndbeyond.com/profile/MajestorSteel1103/characters/44226318
Leader of the Cult of ANTI-Sedge
Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce as well as one of the three founders (others being GreatAxeblade and ParticleHex)
Lvl.3 Druid: I want that stegosaurus's tail
Note: also don't go exploring with the least trustworthy players
Black Lives Matter
Count as high as you can before Nikoli_Goodfellow Posts!
Extended Signature, The Best Paradox, We all knew it.
I participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with several champions they are all in my extended signature Win Streak: 0 Total Wins: 19 Total Loses: 6
What does this button do?
(cue dumb ways to die)
wait huh
(TOTAL NEWBIE HERE, SORRY!)
(heh, lancer from deltarune.)
(Murderer from flicker.)
(also i'm not a rwoabur)
(i am not the perfect newbie.)
(Inactive most of the time on schooldays, come on weekends. I'm a school girl :>)
DM: You have entered a revered assassins home, you proceed to beat him up and his yappy dog is annoying you, what do you do?
Me: I will kill the dog and steal his car.
Farewell.
“I imagine the grenade probably will disappear”
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
Looking in the mirror of my mind
Turning the pages of my life
Walking the path so many paced a million times
Drown out the voices in the air
Leaving the ones that never cared
Picking the pieces up and building to the sky
DM : ""After you've throwed that noisy fart, you hear the ground being shacked""
Me: ok, I continue travelling towards the nearest Inn.
DM : ooooooow-kay..... Roll initiative ( against 1 Alpha wolfie and his subordinates ).
Me: Nat 1 !! what worser could it be........
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
"No, the DM surely won't kill us..."
"Why hello, I am-"
(This happened in a roblox roleplay while I was introducing my character and that random princess that was possessed killed me.)
(Freakin.... *Shuffles cards* *Picks one* Elf haters.)
wait huh
(TOTAL NEWBIE HERE, SORRY!)
(heh, lancer from deltarune.)
(Murderer from flicker.)
(also i'm not a rwoabur)
(i am not the perfect newbie.)
(Inactive most of the time on schooldays, come on weekends. I'm a school girl :>)
*holds Deck of Many Things things*
”Hey guys, 52 card pickup!”
Farewell.
"Hey, DM, why were you looking in the homebrew manual of the DMG just now?"
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
"I got 20 AC at lvl 1, Dm's not gonna throw anything at us that can hit me, I'll just tank it while you heal the rest"
-Me to my 1 hp sorcerer friend tending to the rest of the unconscious party.
Random 2 skeletons : 18+3, Nat 20+3 to hit
TPK moment.
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
Me: (( walking ahead while I turned back my head just to watch who's on my back )). "" Hello, who's there ??? """
DM: Roll dexterity check, with disadvantage.
Me : Nat 1 !!!!!
DM: You felt down inside the most deepest hole placed there, because you didn't check that corridor.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
"I think he likes sandwiches!"
He/Him
Threads: Cult of Chaos, The Supreme Court of Sauce.
The First Archpriest of The Supreme Court of Sauce (now just a priest)
First member of the Chaos Council.
Click here if you are cool
"Look, a dark chocolate ball!"
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
This hole cant be too deep, cmon what are you guys waiting for follow meeeee!
All men can see the tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved.
-Sun Tzu
The Art Of War