I actually don't really have a favorite band. I do like heavy metal though, so maybe Metallica?
Favorite 80s-90s comedy movie?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I actually don't really have a favorite band. I do like heavy metal though, so maybe Metallica?
Favorite 80s-90s comedy movie?
it's not a movie but more of an ongoing show:
The US Government
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I actually don't really have a favorite band. I do like heavy metal though, so maybe Metallica?
Favorite 80s-90s comedy movie?
it's not a movie but more of an ongoing show:
The US Government
Lol.
Question?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I actually don't really have a favorite band. I do like heavy metal though, so maybe Metallica?
Favorite 80s-90s comedy movie?
it's not a movie but more of an ongoing show:
The US Government
Lol.
Question?
how do you fix broken PGP keys from the AUR?
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So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
I actually don't really have a favorite band. I do like heavy metal though, so maybe Metallica?
Favorite 80s-90s comedy movie?
it's not a movie but more of an ongoing show:
The US Government
Lol.
Question?
how do you fix broken PGP keys from the AUR?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... wut?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Wow I really want to stick around for this (go Cyno!) Buuut I gtg.
BYE!
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Since others are getting in on the game, I guess I'll throw my foot into it too.
Have you ever wanted to cast Eldritch Blast? Do you love invocations? Are you a fan of getting back all of your spells slots on a short rest? THEN HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!
If you sign up today you'll not only get your choice of Eldritch Blast but also one more cantrip of your choice from a premium selection.
Have you wanted to wear armor while casting? Do d6s for hit dice scare you? Then don't worry! When you call now you'll get Light Armor proficiency and a d8 hit die. No more being squishy for you, precious caster friends.
You see the key to Vitus Warlockship is that unlike most other pacts, you don't have to sell your soul. Well, not exactly. Because by being my warlock I'll tap in and sublet you warlock powers of my own. Of course these powers are not free of charge. So you'll need to give $48 when signing up in addition to your soul. But that's okay! Because the Vitus Warlockship levels of patronage have a patented trade secret.
The soul you trade does not matter so long as it's a soul. So you can get your powers FREE OF CHARGE so long as you recruit two friends to the Warlockship. And they too can get out of paying with their own souls by getting another two to offer their souls.
With this patented organization system we can all get the powers of warlocks without needing to really give anything up so long as you're willing to put in the work.
Call now for a FREE consultation.
hmmmm
what game is going on?
Cyno and Gibber were being warlock patrons so I'm starting up a Warlock MLM.
interesting
All you need to do is recruit two friends*, pay a $48 processing fee, and unlimited power is yours!
*in lieu of two friends' souls you will be required to pay with your own; your friends may also get the same deal if they recruit two others and their souls
Great. Now I NEED to see this as an actual comercial. Thanks a lot Vitus.
I actually don't really have a favorite band. I do like heavy metal though, so maybe Metallica?
Favorite 80s-90s comedy movie?
it's not a movie but more of an ongoing show:
The US Government
Lol.
Question?
how do you fix broken PGP keys from the AUR?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... wut?
simple question :3
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So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
Since others are getting in on the game, I guess I'll throw my foot into it too.
Have you ever wanted to cast Eldritch Blast? Do you love invocations? Are you a fan of getting back all of your spells slots on a short rest? THEN HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!
If you sign up today you'll not only get your choice of Eldritch Blast but also one more cantrip of your choice from a premium selection.
Have you wanted to wear armor while casting? Do d6s for hit dice scare you? Then don't worry! When you call now you'll get Light Armor proficiency and a d8 hit die. No more being squishy for you, precious caster friends.
You see the key to Vitus Warlockship is that unlike most other pacts, you don't have to sell your soul. Well, not exactly. Because by being my warlock I'll tap in and sublet you warlock powers of my own. Of course these powers are not free of charge. So you'll need to give $48 when signing up in addition to your soul. But that's okay! Because the Vitus Warlockship levels of patronage have a patented trade secret.
The soul you trade does not matter so long as it's a soul. So you can get your powers FREE OF CHARGE so long as you recruit two friends to the Warlockship. And they too can get out of paying with their own souls by getting another two to offer their souls.
With this patented organization system we can all get the powers of warlocks without needing to really give anything up so long as you're willing to put in the work.
Call now for a FREE consultation.
hmmmm
what game is going on?
Cyno and Gibber were being warlock patrons so I'm starting up a Warlock MLM.
interesting
All you need to do is recruit two friends*, pay a $48 processing fee, and unlimited power is yours!
*in lieu of two friends' souls you will be required to pay with your own; your friends may also get the same deal if they recruit two others and their souls
Great. Now I NEED to see this as an actual comercial. Thanks a lot Vitus.
I do like imitating a scumbag salesman. ^_^
Hey, you know who's the scumbaggiest salesman of them all?
"The Sham Total! It's a total sham!"
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
What do you mean by that? Like what would my D&D ability scores be in real life?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I actually don't really have a favorite band. I do like heavy metal though, so maybe Metallica?
Favorite 80s-90s comedy movie?
it's not a movie but more of an ongoing show:
The US Government
Lol.
Question?
how do you fix broken PGP keys from the AUR?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... wut?
simple question :3
also what is your favorite show
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So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
What do you mean by that? Like what would my D&D ability scores be in real life?
Yes exactly :)
Does this work?
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
What do you mean by that? Like what would my D&D ability scores be in real life?
Yes exactly :)
Does this work?
DANG, that looks good.
For stats... I'd say a 16 in Strength, a 20 or higher in Intelligence, somewhere around a 10 in Charisma, a 9 or 8 in Wisdom (I'm not old enough to be wise lol), and a 15 in Dexterity.
Yours?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
For stats... I'd say a 16 in Strength, a 20 or higher in Intelligence, somewhere around a 10 in Charisma, a 9 or 8 in Wisdom (I'm not old enough to be wise lol), and a 15 in Dexterity.
Yours?
TY! For me I’d say..
11-12 STR 17 DEX 8 CON 15 INT 10 WIS 19-20 CHA
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
For stats... I'd say a 16 in Strength, a 20 or higher in Intelligence, somewhere around a 10 in Charisma, a 9 or 8 in Wisdom (I'm not old enough to be wise lol), and a 15 in Dexterity.
Yours?
TY! For me I’d say..
11-12 STR 17 DEX 8 CON 15 INT 10 WIS 19-20 CHA
sounds accurate
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So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
For stats... I'd say a 16 in Strength, a 20 or higher in Intelligence, somewhere around a 10 in Charisma, a 9 or 8 in Wisdom (I'm not old enough to be wise lol), and a 15 in Dexterity.
Yours?
TY! For me I’d say..
11-12 STR 17 DEX 8 CON 15 INT 10 WIS 19-20 CHA
Oh, I forgot Constitution! Probably like a 16 or 17 for me.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
For stats... I'd say a 16 in Strength, a 20 or higher in Intelligence, somewhere around a 10 in Charisma, a 9 or 8 in Wisdom (I'm not old enough to be wise lol), and a 15 in Dexterity.
Yours?
TY! For me I’d say..
11-12 STR 17 DEX 8 CON 15 INT 10 WIS 19-20 CHA
Oh, I forgot Constitution! Probably like a 16 or 17 for me.
mine are probably baseline
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I actually don't really have a favorite band. I do like heavy metal though, so maybe Metallica?
Favorite 80s-90s comedy movie?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
it's not a movie but more of an ongoing show:
The US Government
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
Lol.
Question?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
how do you fix broken PGP keys from the AUR?
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... wut?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Heres the drawing
Anndddd hm… what would your IRL stats be?
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
BYE!
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I do like imitating a scumbag salesman. ^_^
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simple question :3
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
Hey, you know who's the scumbaggiest salesman of them all?
"The Sham Total! It's a total sham!"
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Drawing ain't showin' up.
What do you mean by that? Like what would my D&D ability scores be in real life?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
also what is your favorite show
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
Yes exactly :)
Does this work?
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
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you want actual madness?
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
DANG, that looks good.
For stats... I'd say a 16 in Strength, a 20 or higher in Intelligence, somewhere around a 10 in Charisma, a 9 or 8 in Wisdom (I'm not old enough to be wise lol), and a 15 in Dexterity.
Yours?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
TY! For me I’d say..
11-12 STR
17 DEX
8 CON
15 INT
10 WIS
19-20 CHA
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
sounds accurate
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
Oh, I forgot Constitution! Probably like a 16 or 17 for me.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
mine are probably baseline
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover