Why the sigma are you scared? Vitus isn't Freddy Fazbear in Ohio at 3 AM with skibidi rizz.
My sanity is vanishing every moment, I shall never be the same.
Today be bussin' fr fr, even if my skibidi tiredness needs some fixin' with some rizzin' chai tea. No cap I saw an Ohio sale on chicken nearby alongside the kind of coupon that's like GYATT! So I yeeted some meat out of the freezer to make room and have meals defrosting in the fridge to keep hunger from fanum taxxin' my sanity. Gonna put on my drippy Crocs later and head out for the sale.
*Facepalm* Vitus, you are supposed to be mature at your age. Why oh why do you have to spit all this skibidi rizz nonsense out of your mouth?
Ok, boomer!!1!1!1!1!1!
But Vitus has been converted to the sigma side. There is no team switching anymore, we're gonna send the world back to the lobby and end it's edging streak. You're skibidi to try to Fanum tax us.
Plus you gotta lean into the silly things. Makes life a little better.
Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.
It had a perfectly round door like a porthole, painted green, with a shiny yellow brass knob in the exact middle. The door opened on to a tube-shaped hall like a tunnel: a very comfortable tunnel without smoke, with paneled walls, and floors tiled and carpeted, provided with polished chairs, and lots and lots of pegs for hats and coats—the hobbit was fond of visitors.
The tunnel wound on and on, going fairly but not quite straight into the the side of the hill—The Hill, as all the people for many miles round called it—and many little round doors opened out of it, first on one side and then on another. No going upstairs for the hobbit: bedrooms, bathrooms, cellars, pantries (lots of these), kitchens, dining-rooms, all were on the same floor, and indeed on the same passage. The best rooms were all on the left-hand side (going in), for these were the only ones to have windows, deep-set round windows looking over his garden, and meadows beyond, sloping down to the river.
This hobbit was a very well-to-do hobbit, and his name was Baggins.
yay
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*i need to use the phrase “pop off, my liege” in something*
Pretty sure some of those aren’t gender neutral.
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Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
*i need to use the phrase “pop off, my liege” in something*
Pretty sure some of those aren’t gender neutral.
*I mean thanes were probably all male but all the other titles apply to a ruler of any gender*
Also liege. In most situations, you wouldn’t really call a woman of high status you Liege. Most of the time, you would just use their title. In this case, Lady. Don’t ask how I know this.
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Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*i need to use the phrase “pop off, my liege” in something*
Pretty sure some of those aren’t gender neutral.
*I mean thanes were probably all male but all the other titles apply to a ruler of any gender*
Also liege. In most situations, you wouldn’t really call a woman of high status you Liege. Most of the time, you would just use their title. In this case, Lady. Don’t ask how I know this.
*i need to use the phrase “pop off, my liege” in something*
Pretty sure some of those aren’t gender neutral.
*I mean thanes were probably all male but all the other titles apply to a ruler of any gender*
Also liege. In most situations, you wouldn’t really call a woman of high status you Liege. Most of the time, you would just use their title. In this case, Lady. Don’t ask how I know this.
How do you know this?
Couldn’t tell you. There’s just some stuff that I know for some reason.
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Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
IT'S SO HOT IN MY HOUSE THAT A FILM OF SWEAT IS COVERING MY ENTIRE BODY
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
IT'S SO HOT IN MY HOUSE THAT A FILM OF SWEAT IS COVERING MY ENTIRE BODY
Oof! Here's some Hazbin head canons to cheer you up.
Alastor tells bedtime stories to Niffty every night, but he makes her promise not to tell anyone. He even does voices for all the characters.
Valentino's glasses look fancy from the front, but they're actually prescription glasses that are like an inch thick.
Angel and Cherri play Smash Bros on Friday evenings. Angel's main is Kirby, Cherri's is Luigi.
Lucifer will never admit it, but he is a die-hard Swiftie.
Vaggie loves Disney princess movies, especially Moana. She and Charlie watch them in bed all the time.
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
IT'S SO HOT IN MY HOUSE THAT A FILM OF SWEAT IS COVERING MY ENTIRE BODY
Oof! Here's some Hazbin head canons to cheer you up.
Alastor tells bedtime stories to Niffty every night, but he makes her promise not to tell anyone. He even does voices for all the characters.
Valentino's glasses look fancy from the front, but they're actually prescription glasses that are like an inch thick.
Angel and Cherri play Smash Bros on Friday evenings. Angel's main is Kirby, Cherri's is Luigi.
Lucifer will never admit it, but he is a die-hard Swiftie.
Vaggie loves Disney princess movies, especially Moana. She and Charlie watch them in bed all the time.
Ooh, those are good headcanons! On another note, what do you think of TOH so far?
Also, here's a list of my Smash mains from most used to least:
A Mii Brawler I named Dune
Kirby
Ganondorf
Bowser
Meta Knight
Link
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
IT'S SO HOT IN MY HOUSE THAT A FILM OF SWEAT IS COVERING MY ENTIRE BODY
Fun. And how is it outside?
STILL HOT
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
IT'S SO HOT IN MY HOUSE THAT A FILM OF SWEAT IS COVERING MY ENTIRE BODY
Fun. And how is it outside?
STILL HOT
It’s exactly 100 here.
It's 97 here, but it feels like 107. Welcome to Oklahoma.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
IT'S SO HOT IN MY HOUSE THAT A FILM OF SWEAT IS COVERING MY ENTIRE BODY
Fun. And how is it outside?
STILL HOT
It’s exactly 100 here.
It's 97 here, but it feels like 107. Welcome to Oklahoma.
The Europeans reading this conversation: 👁👄👁
Yeah that's decent temperature you've got there. Thankfully it's been a little while since the 90s for me. You got any ice in the freezer or something you can have to cool down a nice glass of water?
Plus you gotta lean into the silly things. Makes life a little better.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
yay
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
Pretty sure some of those aren’t gender neutral.
Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
Should be all the important bits. Sweet
*I mean thanes were probably all male but all the other titles apply to a ruler of any gender*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Also liege. In most situations, you wouldn’t really call a woman of high status you Liege. Most of the time, you would just use their title. In this case, Lady. Don’t ask how I know this.
Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
Should be all the important bits. Sweet
yeah
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
How do you know this?
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Couldn’t tell you. There’s just some stuff that I know for some reason.
Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
Should be all the important bits. Sweet
sick
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
Sick as in cool, or sick as in I’m sick?
Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
Should be all the important bits. Sweet
IT'S SO HOT IN MY HOUSE THAT A FILM OF SWEAT IS COVERING MY ENTIRE BODY
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Oof! Here's some Hazbin head canons to cheer you up.
Alastor tells bedtime stories to Niffty every night, but he makes her promise not to tell anyone. He even does voices for all the characters.
Valentino's glasses look fancy from the front, but they're actually prescription glasses that are like an inch thick.
Angel and Cherri play Smash Bros on Friday evenings. Angel's main is Kirby, Cherri's is Luigi.
Lucifer will never admit it, but he is a die-hard Swiftie.
Vaggie loves Disney princess movies, especially Moana. She and Charlie watch them in bed all the time.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
WHAT KIND OF LOSER PLAYS LUIGI AS A MAIN FR. LIKE JUST PLAY MARIO IF YOU WANT TO PLAY A MARIO BROTHER. Although Luigi is the better brother.
Ooh, those are good headcanons! On another note, what do you think of TOH so far?
Also, here's a list of my Smash mains from most used to least:
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Fun. And how is it outside?
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
STILL HOT
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
It’s exactly 100 here.
It's 97 here, but it feels like 107. Welcome to Oklahoma.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
The Europeans reading this conversation: 👁👄👁
Yeah that's decent temperature you've got there. Thankfully it's been a little while since the 90s for me. You got any ice in the freezer or something you can have to cool down a nice glass of water?
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night