In one strike, you knock the cyborg who has caused all these problems and wars down to his feet. With a knife in his organs, he gasps for breath. With his final words, he doesn’t spout one final insult or joke as you expected. No. What he says is nothing of the sort. “Thank you.” He falls to the metallic floor of his mechanical palace. The palace that now laughs.
(If you're wondering how I typed this so fast I was gonna type it in the same post but I decided to separate it and copy pasted it. Is what I would say if I didn't know ultra typing jitsu.)
Also, I'm gonna make another non tavern thread because I have a problem and can't think of any tavern, but I have multiple regular ideas. I just need to choose.
1. Karaoke thread 2. ULTRAKILL cult (not a tavern cause it'd be very niche and die easily) 3. That one fight thread I mentioned where you can be like "I attack with the power of the sun to instakill you with no counters or ways to stop it!!11!!11!" 4. I swear I had a forth idea what was it I actually can't remember. Guess it wasn't that good then
ultrakill…
Do you mean that as something like "Ultrakill... It's such an obvious choice...", "Ugh, Ultrakill..." Or something else? Like I'm assuming the first and it would therefore be the most popular option, but wanna make sure.
(If it were to be made, I would have both a cult themed around a pacifist game and a(n) (Ultra)killing game. Lol)
I LOVE ultrakill so much, I love any an all ultrakill content 🤤🤤🤤
The drooling emojis concern me, but I'll probably make the cult.
(I remembered the other idea, it was a thread for shower thoughts and "bad __ idea" type stuff)
My friend has a 3d printed V1. It has many hand variations, including fist with middle and index finger out, holding a gun, peach, middle finger, fist, slightly curled in fingers, flat, and a few more
Windmills cause covid by the sound they exist! Weeeohweohhhweeeoh - Donald Trump
Covid doesn't exist - Donald Trump
Drinking bleach cures covid - Donald Trump
(In conclusion, Donald has no idea what he's talking about)
*in an overexaggerated trump voice*
"We have the best tariffs, the greatest tariffs, you know, they wont stop saying 'wow Donald, you really have the greatest tarrifs' that's what they say, they say 'you have the greatest tarrifs' just the other day I was talking to this great patriot, Elon musk, the best patriot, great guy by the way, he said 'these tarrifs they really are great, great tarrifs' and that's what he said, he said that, our tarrifs-we're saving the american, the great american economy here, bringing jobs back to the great people of this country, the economy you know which by the way under crooked joe was the worst, really just awful economy under the corrupt Biden administration, we're throwing all that out, making the american economy great again"
-my impression of the incoherent gibberish spouted by the idiot elected as president of the usa
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Windmills cause covid by the sound they exist! Weeeohweohhhweeeoh - Donald Trump
Covid doesn't exist - Donald Trump
Drinking bleach cures covid - Donald Trump
(In conclusion, Donald has no idea what he's talking about)
*in an overexaggerated trump voice*
"We have the best tariffs, the greatest tariffs, you know, they wont stop saying 'wow Donald, you really have the greatest tarrifs' that's what they say, they say 'you have the greatest tarrifs' just the other day I was talking to this great patriot, Elon musk, the best patriot, great guy by the way, he said 'these tarrifs they really are great, great tarrifs' and that's what he said, he said that, our tarrifs-we're saving the american, the great american economy here, bringing jobs back to the great people of this country, the economy you know which by the way under crooked joe was the worst, really just awful economy under the corrupt Biden administration, we're throwing all that out, making the american economy great again"
-my impression of the incoherent gibberish spouted by the idiot elected as president of the usa
:D that’s awesome
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Okay, Gibber. So. 1. AMAZING YES. 2. AMAZING YES. 3. Just, no rules, anything you want pvp? SOunds very chaotic. Yes. 4. BEST IDEA EVER OF MY GOD YES PLEASE DO THIS THIS IS AMAZING.
This is so real I agree with this
Indeed.
Indeed.
Indeed.
Indeed.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Windmills cause covid by the sound they exist! Weeeohweohhhweeeoh - Donald Trump
Covid doesn't exist - Donald Trump
Drinking bleach cures covid - Donald Trump
(In conclusion, Donald has no idea what he's talking about)
*in an overexaggerated trump voice*
"We have the best tariffs, the greatest tariffs, you know, they wont stop saying 'wow Donald, you really have the greatest tarrifs' that's what they say, they say 'you have the greatest tarrifs' just the other day I was talking to this great patriot, Elon musk, the best patriot, great guy by the way, he said 'these tarrifs they really are great, great tarrifs' and that's what he said, he said that, our tarrifs-we're saving the american, the great american economy here, bringing jobs back to the great people of this country, the economy you know which by the way under crooked joe was the worst, really just awful economy under the corrupt Biden administration, we're throwing all that out, making the american economy great again"
-my impression of the incoherent gibberish spouted by the idiot elected as president of the usa
Did someone say gibberish? ...Oh. Even I can't understand that. Summon me when the gibberish is decodeable next time. *Sinks into a pool of black ichor*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Windmills cause covid by the sound they exist! Weeeohweohhhweeeoh - Donald Trump
Covid doesn't exist - Donald Trump
Drinking bleach cures covid - Donald Trump
(In conclusion, Donald has no idea what he's talking about)
*in an overexaggerated trump voice*
"We have the best tariffs, the greatest tariffs, you know, they wont stop saying 'wow Donald, you really have the greatest tarrifs' that's what they say, they say 'you have the greatest tarrifs' just the other day I was talking to this great patriot, Elon musk, the best patriot, great guy by the way, he said 'these tarrifs they really are great, great tarrifs' and that's what he said, he said that, our tarrifs-we're saving the american, the great american economy here, bringing jobs back to the great people of this country, the economy you know which by the way under crooked joe was the worst, really just awful economy under the corrupt Biden administration, we're throwing all that out, making the american economy great again"
-my impression of the incoherent gibberish spouted by the idiot elected as president of the usa
My older brother says the best way to do a Trump impression is to never address the subject, randomly repeat yourself, and reference people irrelevant to the conversation at every turn
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
In one strike, you knock the cyborg who has caused all these problems and wars down to his feet. With a knife in his organs, he gasps for breath. With his final words, he doesn’t spout one final insult or joke as you expected. No. What he says is nothing of the sort. “Thank you.” He falls to the metallic floor of his mechanical palace. The palace that now laughs.
How would you as a player react to this?
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Donald Ttump - Donald Trump
Windmills cause covid by the sound they exist! Weeeohweohhhweeeoh - Donald Trump
Covid doesn't exist - Donald Trump
Drinking bleach cures covid - Donald Trump
(In conclusion, Donald has no idea what he's talking about)
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
My friend has a 3d printed V1. It has many hand variations, including fist with middle and index finger out, holding a gun, peach, middle finger, fist, slightly curled in fingers, flat, and a few more
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*in an overexaggerated trump voice*
"We have the best tariffs, the greatest tariffs, you know, they wont stop saying 'wow Donald, you really have the greatest tarrifs' that's what they say, they say 'you have the greatest tarrifs' just the other day I was talking to this great patriot, Elon musk, the best patriot, great guy by the way, he said 'these tarrifs they really are great, great tarrifs' and that's what he said, he said that, our tarrifs-we're saving the american, the great american economy here, bringing jobs back to the great people of this country, the economy you know which by the way under crooked joe was the worst, really just awful economy under the corrupt Biden administration, we're throwing all that out, making the american economy great again"
-my impression of the incoherent gibberish spouted by the idiot elected as president of the usa
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
:D that’s awesome
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
Indeed.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
In dude
I am also here.
Am snek.
Did someone say gibberish? ...Oh. Even I can't understand that. Summon me when the gibberish is decodeable next time. *Sinks into a pool of black ichor*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Illude
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
how rude
I am also here.
Am snek.
hey jude 🎶
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
My older brother says the best way to do a Trump impression is to never address the subject, randomly repeat yourself, and reference people irrelevant to the conversation at every turn
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Hello
I mean its redacted for a reason...
Hello, Geto! Nice to meet you!
You have entered the Malevolent Kitchen
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
There is Nowhere to run
Join the Feast
Ahh, a kitchen ehh? Sounds nice, but I may ask why is it Malevolent?
I mean its redacted for a reason...
Because I AM HERE!
(does a little dance)
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Woah Geto is here?
Please don't wipe out all the non-sorcerer humans.
Their dreams are delicious.
Non-Sorcerers's are weak and only make curses. They don't help for anything
I mean its redacted for a reason...
S T A R V E, T H E N
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.