Hello, mortals, it is I. You see, I have bested your little game, for after what feels like years if not decades of contemplation and cold, hard thought, I have come up with a strategy that will allow me to best your pitiful game once and for all, You see, the reason I have won is deceptively simple, yet layered with such multidimensional intricacy that only the bravest adventurers dare contemplate it. Let me explain. Victory in this so-called “last comment wins” game is not determined by who posts last in linear time, for time—much like your arguments—is a social construct. Rather, victory is dictated by the perception of finality, the intentionality of the post, and the metaphysical echo it leaves in the soul of the thread.
I have posted not merely to be last, but to become last. To inhabit the conceptual space of “lastness” so completely that any subsequent post exists only as a reaction to mine, thus ceding narrative primacy and metaphysical authority.
My post is the event horizon—you may post after it, but you cannot escape its gravitational pull. Any rebuttal spirals inward, feeding its inevitability.
Consider: if every comment after mine must reference me, attempt to contradict me, or even assert that I am not last—then my presence has infiltrated the causal chain of every post that follows. Thus, I am the unmoved mover, the Aristotelian Prime Post-er.
You may type after me, but you are no longer playing the game. You are participating in my victory.
Moreover, let us introduce a fourth-dimensional argument: in the timeline where you believe you win, your win is only necessary as a foil to my win in the superior timeline—thus reinforcing the multiversal dominance of my comment. It is Schrödinger’s post: simultaneously final and unchallengeable across all possible comment realities.
And so, by the transitive property of existential anchoring, coupled with the axiomatic collapse of oppositional intent into reflexive commentary, it is clear:
I have won.
are u crazy
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I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
Hello, mortals, it is I. You see, I have bested your little game, for after what feels like years if not decades of contemplation and cold, hard thought, I have come up with a strategy that will allow me to best your pitiful game once and for all, You see, the reason I have won is deceptively simple, yet layered with such multidimensional intricacy that only the bravest adventurers dare contemplate it. Let me explain. Victory in this so-called “last comment wins” game is not determined by who posts last in linear time, for time—much like your arguments—is a social construct. Rather, victory is dictated by the perception of finality, the intentionality of the post, and the metaphysical echo it leaves in the soul of the thread.
I have posted not merely to be last, but to become last. To inhabit the conceptual space of “lastness” so completely that any subsequent post exists only as a reaction to mine, thus ceding narrative primacy and metaphysical authority.
My post is the event horizon—you may post after it, but you cannot escape its gravitational pull. Any rebuttal spirals inward, feeding its inevitability.
Consider: if every comment after mine must reference me, attempt to contradict me, or even assert that I am not last—then my presence has infiltrated the causal chain of every post that follows. Thus, I am the unmoved mover, the Aristotelian Prime Post-er.
You may type after me, but you are no longer playing the game. You are participating in my victory.
Moreover, let us introduce a fourth-dimensional argument: in the timeline where you believe you win, your win is only necessary as a foil to my win in the superior timeline—thus reinforcing the multiversal dominance of my comment. It is Schrödinger’s post: simultaneously final and unchallengeable across all possible comment realities.
And so, by the transitive property of existential anchoring, coupled with the axiomatic collapse of oppositional intent into reflexive commentary, it is clear:
I have won.
are u crazy
I’m pretty sure that they just combined a bunch of buzzwords in an attempt to sound smarter than they actually and hoped nobody challenged it
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Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
Hello, mortals, it is I. You see, I have bested your little game, for after what feels like years if not decades of contemplation and cold, hard thought, I have come up with a strategy that will allow me to best your pitiful game once and for all, You see, the reason I have won is deceptively simple, yet layered with such multidimensional intricacy that only the bravest adventurers dare contemplate it. Let me explain. Victory in this so-called “last comment wins” game is not determined by who posts last in linear time, for time—much like your arguments—is a social construct. Rather, victory is dictated by the perception of finality, the intentionality of the post, and the metaphysical echo it leaves in the soul of the thread.
I have posted not merely to be last, but to become last. To inhabit the conceptual space of “lastness” so completely that any subsequent post exists only as a reaction to mine, thus ceding narrative primacy and metaphysical authority.
My post is the event horizon—you may post after it, but you cannot escape its gravitational pull. Any rebuttal spirals inward, feeding its inevitability.
Consider: if every comment after mine must reference me, attempt to contradict me, or even assert that I am not last—then my presence has infiltrated the causal chain of every post that follows. Thus, I am the unmoved mover, the Aristotelian Prime Post-er.
You may type after me, but you are no longer playing the game. You are participating in my victory.
Moreover, let us introduce a fourth-dimensional argument: in the timeline where you believe you win, your win is only necessary as a foil to my win in the superior timeline—thus reinforcing the multiversal dominance of my comment. It is Schrödinger’s post: simultaneously final and unchallengeable across all possible comment realities.
And so, by the transitive property of existential anchoring, coupled with the axiomatic collapse of oppositional intent into reflexive commentary, it is clear:
I have won.
Ah but you seem to have forgot 1 little thing: Nuh uh
(Also that's now how Schrodinger's works I'm pretty sure)
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
my party flaked on me tonight so im havin a night to myself with vintage anime
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
my party flaked on me tonight so im havin a night to myself with vintage anime
That really sucks… I can roleplay if you’re in the mood for that since your party cancelled on you.
Sure!
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
Hello, darlings!
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
Arch! Hi! Wyd?
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
I’m gonna read a couple of chapters of Murtagh right now :>
what are you doing?
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
are u crazy
I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
Awooo🐺💔⛓️🥀🖤🪫
Oh that book is good!
Not much. Writing descriptions of stuff for my story so I don’t forget it.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Hi arch!
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
What’s up, Fry?
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
I’m pretty sure that they just combined a bunch of buzzwords in an attempt to sound smarter than they actually and hoped nobody challenged it
Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
Should be all the important bits. Sweet
Are you on dr*gs?
Yes.
What?
[DEEP INHALE] Escitalopram, keeping me sane since 2013. Side effects include nausea, headaches, insomnia, drowsiness, diarrhea, constipation, sweating, dry mouth, weight change, muscle aches and pains, joint pain, burning, crawling, itching, numbness, or tingling feelings, shivering, runny nose, stuffy nose, tooth problems, unusual dreams, and potential manic episodes.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Wut
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
I don't know man. I'm tired. I had an idea. My brain failed to tell me it was bad. Can't explain it any other way.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I’m tired too. Let’s be tired together.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Everyone disappeared.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Ah but you seem to have forgot 1 little thing: Nuh uh
(Also that's now how Schrodinger's works I'm pretty sure)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
my party flaked on me tonight so im havin a night to myself with vintage anime
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
That really sucks… I can roleplay if you’re in the mood for that since your party cancelled on you.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Sure!
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
Where do you want to go? I might need to take a break for dinner, but I’ll be on after then.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Yay. Tired secret: the only numbers that work on my computer are 5 and 6. Must learn to adapt I say. Ha.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Oh nooooooo
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!