*waters and tends his chin like it's a garden until the beard grows back*
pfft *gives coffee as payment*
*Pulls out lawnmower* "Who's first?"
*thinks*
"You can mow my yard first, thank you!"
*Proceeds to mow your "yard" which is obviously the hair on your chin.*
*admires his freshly-cut property*
*proceeds to shave you both bald*
*is sad*
*gives miracle hair grow thingy, to let you grow amazing hair*
*Grows hair that can be nests for birds*
*lays egg on head*
are you a birb
*Makes scrambled eggs*
*pecks fingers off*
*Shaves birds chin with tiny lawnmower*
*screeches*
*Puts rubber band around birds beak*
*rubber band mimic eats bird*
*oh shoot im dead now*
*Eats mimic to Avenge the birdy that pecked off his fingers. Has flashback. Remembers eating birdies offspring before they saw the sky. Remembers giving birdy a shave. Good times. Feels sad. Hits head in attempt to go see birdy in afterlife. Goes to hell instead. Sees birdy in hell anyway. Eats birdy.*
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*waters and tends his chin like it's a garden until the beard grows back*
pfft *gives coffee as payment*
*Pulls out lawnmower* "Who's first?"
*thinks*
"You can mow my yard first, thank you!"
*Proceeds to mow your "yard" which is obviously the hair on your chin.*
*admires his freshly-cut property*
*proceeds to shave you both bald*
*is sad*
*gives miracle hair grow thingy, to let you grow amazing hair*
*Grows hair that can be nests for birds*
*lays egg on head*
are you a birb
*Makes scrambled eggs*
*pecks fingers off*
*Shaves birds chin with tiny lawnmower*
*screeches*
*Puts rubber band around birds beak*
*rubber band mimic eats bird*
*oh shoot im dead now*
*Eats mimic to Avenge the birdy that pecked off his fingers. Has flashback. Remembers eating birdies offspring before they saw the sky. Remembers giving birdy a shave. Good times. Feels sad. Hits head in attempt to go see birdy in afterlife. Goes to hell instead. Sees birdy in hell anyway. Eats birdy.*
*waters and tends his chin like it's a garden until the beard grows back*
pfft *gives coffee as payment*
*Pulls out lawnmower* "Who's first?"
*thinks*
"You can mow my yard first, thank you!"
*Proceeds to mow your "yard" which is obviously the hair on your chin.*
*admires his freshly-cut property*
*proceeds to shave you both bald*
*is sad*
*gives miracle hair grow thingy, to let you grow amazing hair*
*Grows hair that can be nests for birds*
*lays egg on head*
are you a birb
*Makes scrambled eggs*
*pecks fingers off*
*Shaves birds chin with tiny lawnmower*
*screeches*
*Puts rubber band around birds beak*
*rubber band mimic eats bird*
*oh shoot im dead now*
*Eats mimic to Avenge the birdy that pecked off his fingers. Has flashback. Remembers eating birdies offspring before they saw the sky. Remembers giving birdy a shave. Good times. Feels sad. Hits head in attempt to go see birdy in afterlife. Goes to hell instead. Sees birdy in hell anyway. Eats birdy.*
*waters and tends his chin like it's a garden until the beard grows back*
pfft *gives coffee as payment*
*Pulls out lawnmower* "Who's first?"
*thinks*
"You can mow my yard first, thank you!"
*Proceeds to mow your "yard" which is obviously the hair on your chin.*
*admires his freshly-cut property*
*proceeds to shave you both bald*
*is sad*
*gives miracle hair grow thingy, to let you grow amazing hair*
*Grows hair that can be nests for birds*
*lays egg on head*
are you a birb
*Makes scrambled eggs*
*pecks fingers off*
*Shaves birds chin with tiny lawnmower*
*screeches*
*Puts rubber band around birds beak*
*rubber band mimic eats bird*
*oh shoot im dead now*
*Eats mimic to Avenge the birdy that pecked off his fingers. Has flashback. Remembers eating birdies offspring before they saw the sky. Remembers giving birdy a shave. Good times. Feels sad. Hits head in attempt to go see birdy in afterlife. Goes to hell instead. Sees birdy in hell anyway. Eats birdy.*
*waters and tends his chin like it's a garden until the beard grows back*
pfft *gives coffee as payment*
*Pulls out lawnmower* "Who's first?"
*thinks*
"You can mow my yard first, thank you!"
*Proceeds to mow your "yard" which is obviously the hair on your chin.*
*admires his freshly-cut property*
*proceeds to shave you both bald*
*is sad*
*gives miracle hair grow thingy, to let you grow amazing hair*
*Grows hair that can be nests for birds*
*lays egg on head*
are you a birb
*Makes scrambled eggs*
*pecks fingers off*
*Shaves birds chin with tiny lawnmower*
*screeches*
*Puts rubber band around birds beak*
*rubber band mimic eats bird*
*oh shoot im dead now*
*Eats mimic to Avenge the birdy that pecked off his fingers. Has flashback. Remembers eating birdies offspring before they saw the sky. Remembers giving birdy a shave. Good times. Feels sad. Hits head in attempt to go see birdy in afterlife. Goes to hell instead. Sees birdy in hell anyway. Eats birdy.*
*waters and tends his chin like it's a garden until the beard grows back*
pfft *gives coffee as payment*
*Pulls out lawnmower* "Who's first?"
*thinks*
"You can mow my yard first, thank you!"
*Proceeds to mow your "yard" which is obviously the hair on your chin.*
*admires his freshly-cut property*
*proceeds to shave you both bald*
*is sad*
*gives miracle hair grow thingy, to let you grow amazing hair*
*Grows hair that can be nests for birds*
*lays egg on head*
are you a birb
*Makes scrambled eggs*
*pecks fingers off*
*Shaves birds chin with tiny lawnmower*
*screeches*
*Puts rubber band around birds beak*
*rubber band mimic eats bird*
*oh shoot im dead now*
*Eats mimic to Avenge the birdy that pecked off his fingers. Has flashback. Remembers eating birdies offspring before they saw the sky. Remembers giving birdy a shave. Good times. Feels sad. Hits head in attempt to go see birdy in afterlife. Goes to hell instead. Sees birdy in hell anyway. Eats birdy.*
*waters and tends his chin like it's a garden until the beard grows back*
pfft *gives coffee as payment*
*Pulls out lawnmower* "Who's first?"
*thinks*
"You can mow my yard first, thank you!"
*Proceeds to mow your "yard" which is obviously the hair on your chin.*
*admires his freshly-cut property*
*proceeds to shave you both bald*
*is sad*
*gives miracle hair grow thingy, to let you grow amazing hair*
*Grows hair that can be nests for birds*
*lays egg on head*
are you a birb
*Makes scrambled eggs*
*pecks fingers off*
*Shaves birds chin with tiny lawnmower*
*screeches*
*Puts rubber band around birds beak*
*rubber band mimic eats bird*
*oh shoot im dead now*
*Eats mimic to Avenge the birdy that pecked off his fingers. Has flashback. Remembers eating birdies offspring before they saw the sky. Remembers giving birdy a shave. Good times. Feels sad. Hits head in attempt to go see birdy in afterlife. Goes to hell instead. Sees birdy in hell anyway. Eats birdy.*
*waters and tends his chin like it's a garden until the beard grows back*
pfft *gives coffee as payment*
*Pulls out lawnmower* "Who's first?"
*thinks*
"You can mow my yard first, thank you!"
*Proceeds to mow your "yard" which is obviously the hair on your chin.*
*admires his freshly-cut property*
*proceeds to shave you both bald*
*is sad*
*gives miracle hair grow thingy, to let you grow amazing hair*
*Grows hair that can be nests for birds*
*lays egg on head*
are you a birb
*Makes scrambled eggs*
*pecks fingers off*
*Shaves birds chin with tiny lawnmower*
*screeches*
*Puts rubber band around birds beak*
*rubber band mimic eats bird*
*oh shoot im dead now*
*Eats mimic to Avenge the birdy that pecked off his fingers. Has flashback. Remembers eating birdies offspring before they saw the sky. Remembers giving birdy a shave. Good times. Feels sad. Hits head in attempt to go see birdy in afterlife. Goes to hell instead. Sees birdy in hell anyway. Eats birdy.*
*waters and tends his chin like it's a garden until the beard grows back*
pfft *gives coffee as payment*
*Pulls out lawnmower* "Who's first?"
*thinks*
"You can mow my yard first, thank you!"
*Proceeds to mow your "yard" which is obviously the hair on your chin.*
*admires his freshly-cut property*
*proceeds to shave you both bald*
*is sad*
*gives miracle hair grow thingy, to let you grow amazing hair*
*Grows hair that can be nests for birds*
*lays egg on head*
are you a birb
*Makes scrambled eggs*
*pecks fingers off*
*Shaves birds chin with tiny lawnmower*
*screeches*
*Puts rubber band around birds beak*
*rubber band mimic eats bird*
*oh shoot im dead now*
*Eats mimic to Avenge the birdy that pecked off his fingers. Has flashback. Remembers eating birdies offspring before they saw the sky. Remembers giving birdy a shave. Good times. Feels sad. Hits head in attempt to go see birdy in afterlife. Goes to hell instead. Sees birdy in hell anyway. Eats birdy.*
*waters and tends his chin like it's a garden until the beard grows back*
pfft *gives coffee as payment*
*Pulls out lawnmower* "Who's first?"
*thinks*
"You can mow my yard first, thank you!"
*Proceeds to mow your "yard" which is obviously the hair on your chin.*
*admires his freshly-cut property*
*proceeds to shave you both bald*
*is sad*
*gives miracle hair grow thingy, to let you grow amazing hair*
*Grows hair that can be nests for birds*
*lays egg on head*
are you a birb
*Makes scrambled eggs*
*pecks fingers off*
*Shaves birds chin with tiny lawnmower*
*screeches*
*Puts rubber band around birds beak*
*rubber band mimic eats bird*
*oh shoot im dead now*
*Eats mimic to Avenge the birdy that pecked off his fingers. Has flashback. Remembers eating birdies offspring before they saw the sky. Remembers giving birdy a shave. Good times. Feels sad. Hits head in attempt to go see birdy in afterlife. Goes to hell instead. Sees birdy in hell anyway. Eats birdy.*
*waters and tends his chin like it's a garden until the beard grows back*
pfft *gives coffee as payment*
*Pulls out lawnmower* "Who's first?"
*thinks*
"You can mow my yard first, thank you!"
*Proceeds to mow your "yard" which is obviously the hair on your chin.*
*admires his freshly-cut property*
*proceeds to shave you both bald*
*is sad*
*gives miracle hair grow thingy, to let you grow amazing hair*
*Grows hair that can be nests for birds*
*lays egg on head*
are you a birb
*Makes scrambled eggs*
*pecks fingers off*
*Shaves birds chin with tiny lawnmower*
*screeches*
*Puts rubber band around birds beak*
*rubber band mimic eats bird*
*oh shoot im dead now*
*Eats mimic to Avenge the birdy that pecked off his fingers. Has flashback. Remembers eating birdies offspring before they saw the sky. Remembers giving birdy a shave. Good times. Feels sad. Hits head in attempt to go see birdy in afterlife. Goes to hell instead. Sees birdy in hell anyway. Eats birdy.*
*Shaves birds chin with tiny lawnmower*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*screeches*
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*Puts rubber band around birds beak*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*rubber band mimic eats bird*
*oh shoot im dead now*
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*Eats mimic to Avenge the birdy that pecked off his fingers. Has flashback. Remembers eating birdies offspring before they saw the sky. Remembers giving birdy a shave. Good times. Feels sad. Hits head in attempt to go see birdy in afterlife. Goes to hell instead. Sees birdy in hell anyway. Eats birdy.*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*birdy is a Roc. gets mad*
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*Roc in Tummy. Me tummy indestructible.*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*roc bites in anger from inside*
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*Does nothing to tummy. Me smile in victory against Roc, and is now happy that offspring have been eliminated.*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*roc flaps angrily, stirring the contents of belly, attempting to be thrown up*
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*casts true ressurection on you both*
*Pleased that he feels no feelings when dead*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Lol ninjered*
*Comes back and pukes out Roc*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*flies away, after pooping on ya like birds do*
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*Waves goodbye to his friend and meal birdy*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
That won’t work. When ever a forum is locked an admin says why it’s locked.
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emkay u coolz
just to let everyone who sees this know, I'm sick, and won't be on as much for a bit. sorry, I'll try to get on sometimes
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okay
emkay u coolz
Feel better soon, Yondor. That's an order!
I'll also say that whole beard/birb war was... interesting.
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