You can find me on forum games almost any day. Thanks to Drummer_The_Dragon_Slayer, I make things that should not exist. I also play as a Dragonborn monk.
Beware! I am Master of the Staff, fear me with passion!
I'm back from the dead! For now.
I'm going to befriend a crow. No-one will stop me.
RP wise I don't really have much time on my hands so I'll try.
You can find me on forum games almost any day. Thanks to Drummer_The_Dragon_Slayer, I make things that should not exist. I also play as a Dragonborn monk.
Beware! I am Master of the Staff, fear me with passion!
I'm back from the dead! For now.
I'm going to befriend a crow. No-one will stop me.
RP wise I don't really have much time on my hands so I'll try.
Today I learned about the epitome of British cuisine: the Toast Sandwich. You take a piece of bread, toast it, and then put it between two other pieces of (untoasted) bread. And, if you want to be really daring, add salt and pepper to taste.
I'm just picturing the invention of this more than a century and a half old recipe.
scene: a man walks into the house after a long day of work Father (Edmund): Hello, kids, I'm home! Daughter (Winifred): Hello, father, we're hungry. Son (Eustace): Yes, father, very hungry. Since mummy is off on holiday, what are we going to eat? Father: Uh, er, there's some leftover bread. You know I'm not good in the kitchen. Daughter: *slams fist on table* But, father, that's not a real meal. Mummy cooks dinner. The bread is already cooked. It's not a suitable dinner, father. Son: Yeah, father, what are you going to cook? Father: *annoyed mumbling* Fine I'll cook dinner then. *time passes* Father: Here you go kids, I toasted the bread. Now it's a cooked meal. Daughter: But, father, this is just toasted bread. What kind of meal is that? Son: Yeah, father. If you're going to just make toasted bread then maybe stick to making a sandwich? Father: First you don't want bread. Then I toast it. Now you want a sandwich? *annoyed pause* Wait... *look of amazement appears* By Jove, Eustace, you're a genius! Daughter: A toast sandwich? Have you gone mad, father? Son: Shut up, Winifred, and pass the pepper.
Today I learned about the epitome of British cuisine: the Toast Sandwich. You take a piece of bread, toast it, and then put it between two other pieces of (untoasted) bread. And, if you want to be really daring, add salt and pepper to taste.
I'm just picturing the invention of this more than a century and a half old recipe.
scene: a man walks into the house after a long day of work Father (Edmund): Hello, kids, I'm home! Daughter (Winifred): Hello, father, we're hungry. Son (Eustace): Yes, father, very hungry. Since mummy is off on holiday, what are we going to eat? Father: Uh, er, there's some leftover bread. You know I'm not good in the kitchen. Daughter: *slams fist on table* But, father, that's not a real meal. Mummy cooks dinner. The bread is already cooked. It's not a suitable dinner, father. Son: Yeah, father, what are you going to cook? Father: *annoyed mumbling* Fine I'll cook dinner then. *time passes* Father: Here you go kids, I toasted the bread. Now it's a cooked meal. Daughter: But, father, this is just toasted bread. What kind of meal is that? Son: Yeah, father. If you're going to just make toasted bread then maybe stick to making a sandwich? Father: First you don't want bread. Then I toast it. Now you want a sandwich? *annoyed pause* Wait... *look of amazement appears* By Jove, Eustace, you're a genius! Daughter: A toast sandwich? Have you gone mad, father? Son: Shut up, Winifred, and pass the pepper.
And I thought my rap song was amazing. By Jove, Vitus, you're a genius!
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
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You can find me on forum games almost any day. Thanks to Drummer_The_Dragon_Slayer, I make things that should not exist. I also play as a Dragonborn monk.
Beware! I am Master of the Staff, fear me with passion!
I'm back from the dead! For now.
I'm going to befriend a crow. No-one will stop me.
RP wise I don't really have much time on my hands so I'll try.
Happy 2024!
I swear, being a british pub owner is the worst DM job there is, this following scenario plays out every night.
Two men are arguing, one pulls out a knife, roll initiative
"Ok! Roll to attack with your dagger!"
4 hours of strange improvised weapon attacks and dagger misses begins.
"Anyone can smith at the cosmic anvil, yet only I can forge a weapon as good as thee."
My Homebrew Please click it, they have my family.
Next time that happens say “aight, y’a ****ers, get out if y’a gonna fight, do it where the police can see”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Nah, I just let the cameras do the work until howard comes in with his level 14 barbarian a**.
"Anyone can smith at the cosmic anvil, yet only I can forge a weapon as good as thee."
My Homebrew Please click it, they have my family.
Chaos or christmas?
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Chaosmas
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Christaos
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Both because it happens anyway.
You can find me on forum games almost any day. Thanks to Drummer_The_Dragon_Slayer, I make things that should not exist. I also play as a Dragonborn monk.
Beware! I am Master of the Staff, fear me with passion!
I'm back from the dead! For now.
I'm going to befriend a crow. No-one will stop me.
RP wise I don't really have much time on my hands so I'll try.
Happy 2024!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmicrowave
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
That is so true. I thought that might have only been my family.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
you have mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmail
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmorgue
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Jevil.
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
What's a cult? No, I'm serious.
here's some links
Please join this it's dying
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Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
What's a cult? No, I'm serious.
here's some links
Please join this it's dying
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I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Today I learned about the epitome of British cuisine: the Toast Sandwich.
You take a piece of bread, toast it, and then put it between two other pieces of (untoasted) bread. And, if you want to be really daring, add salt and pepper to taste.
I'm just picturing the invention of this more than a century and a half old recipe.
scene: a man walks into the house after a long day of work
Father (Edmund): Hello, kids, I'm home!
Daughter (Winifred): Hello, father, we're hungry.
Son (Eustace): Yes, father, very hungry. Since mummy is off on holiday, what are we going to eat?
Father: Uh, er, there's some leftover bread. You know I'm not good in the kitchen.
Daughter: *slams fist on table* But, father, that's not a real meal. Mummy cooks dinner. The bread is already cooked. It's not a suitable dinner, father.
Son: Yeah, father, what are you going to cook?
Father: *annoyed mumbling* Fine I'll cook dinner then.
*time passes*
Father: Here you go kids, I toasted the bread. Now it's a cooked meal.
Daughter: But, father, this is just toasted bread. What kind of meal is that?
Son: Yeah, father. If you're going to just make toasted bread then maybe stick to making a sandwich?
Father: First you don't want bread. Then I toast it. Now you want a sandwich? *annoyed pause* Wait... *look of amazement appears* By Jove, Eustace, you're a genius!
Daughter: A toast sandwich? Have you gone mad, father?
Son: Shut up, Winifred, and pass the pepper.
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This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
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I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
And I thought my rap song was amazing. By Jove, Vitus, you're a genius!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.