Yet I don't know what to do with a drunken sailor and a few minutes ago I was wondering if you want to come over and watch the movie and then I can do it again if you want to come over and watch the movie and then I can do it again if you want to join us for a bit of a god to be a bit of a god to be a bit of a god to be a bit of a god to get it all again I just wanted poster and the only one I have a friend who is the best part of the world and I don't think so much for the world and I don't think so much for the world and I don't think so much for the world
What...
It'll be okay.
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Yet I don't know what to do with a drunken sailor and a few minutes ago I was wondering if you want to come over and watch the movie and then I can do it again if you want to come over and watch the movie and then I can do it again if you want to join us for a bit of a god to be a bit of a god to be a bit of a god to be a bit of a god to get it all again I just wanted poster and the only one I have a friend who is the best part of the world and I don't think so much for the world and I don't think so much for the world and I don't think so much for the world
What...
It'll be okay.
We will survive
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Oh, boy...
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Be prepared for a lot of drunken sailors...
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I know, I've seen them before.
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Same, it's not a pretty sight
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
It'll be okay.
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We will survive
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
You want to know what to do with a drunken sailor? I have a list! Here.
Put him in bed/the brig/the hold with the captain's daughter, ["Captain's daughter" being slang for the cat-o-nine tails]
Put him in the longboat til he's sober.
Tickle down below with a feather duster.
Hoover round the room in your girlfriends undies.
Tie him to a sheep and call him Taffy.
Beat him round the head with an oily kipper.
Make him trim the jib sheet, watch him throw up.
Take him and shake him and try and wake him.
Make him walk the plank and swim at sea.
Make him kiss the gardeners daughter.
Put him in the scupper with a hosepipe on him.
Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
Put him in the pickle barrel til he's sober.
Put him in the grog barrel til he's pickled.
Hang him from the mast like a Jolly Roger.
Pull out the plug and wet him all over.
Soak him in oil til he's grown flippers.
Keelhaul him til he's sober
Stick him in a bag and beat him senseless.
Put him in the brig until he's sober.
Slap him around and call him Suzie.
Put 'im in the crow's nest and watch him fall down.
Put 'im in a leaky boat an' make 'im bail 'er.
Put 'im in the back of the paddywagon.
Give 'im a dose of salt and water.
Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end.
Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster.
Heave him by the leg in a running bowline.
Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under.
Set him polishing up the brasswork.
Go to the market and buy some apples.
Hang him from the yardarm til he dangles.
Scratch his back with a Cat o' Nine Tails.
Put him in the Head with his skivvies on backwards.
Put him in the hull with an angry weasel.
Hoist him aboard with a running bowline.
Clog his chutes with a hundred marbles.
Stick him in the belly and watch him die.
Slit his throat with a rusty saber.
Hang him from the mast with his own intestines.
Cut his japs eye with a rusty scalpel
Wake him, shake him, wet him all over.
Hang him from the sails till his eyeballs fall out.
If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
They're all great ideas!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
They’re not mine. I heard them all at one place or another.
If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
They're still great
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Thank you for this. Now I can defend myself from drunken sailors.
And GOOD MOOOOOORRRRNNIIIINNNGGGGGGG!
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Yes, they are.
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You’re welcome. Glad to help.
Why, thanks.
If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
You are most welcome
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Si, senor. You are welcome from me as well.
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Did something hit America? Everything was real chaotic, and then everyone just died all of a sudden
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I'm still here.
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I'm here, but I was on Fallen Monarch.
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few, I was worried Y'all got nuked or something
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
nah, that's our job.
(joke. PLEASE. just. a. joke.)
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