*YOU WANT KAIJU?! (distant roars) I’LL GIVE YOU KAIJU!!! (roars)*
*Are you summoning Cthulhu? He’s Kaiju’s dad.*
*Kaiju’s dad? Cthulhu is great at parties*
I went to one of them. I was almost torn apart by a swarm of Mi-go, but still fun.
I heard he’s hosting one on mars on the weekend.
I can’t get to it because I’m helping Kassogtha kill some rogue Night-gaunts at the same time. Mind telling me what happens?
No problem! If it ends up like last time, at least someone is jumping into a volcano.
Yeah. That party was intense. A good thing that came from that event is I got hired as Kaiju’s babysitter. I was previously going to those parties as an avatar of Azathoth.
*YOU WANT KAIJU?! (distant roars) I’LL GIVE YOU KAIJU!!! (roars)*
*Are you summoning Cthulhu? He’s Kaiju’s dad.*
*Kaiju’s dad? Cthulhu is great at parties*
I went to one of them. I was almost torn apart by a swarm of Mi-go, but still fun.
I heard he’s hosting one on mars on the weekend.
I can’t get to it because I’m helping Kassogtha kill some rogue Night-gaunts at the same time. Mind telling me what happens?
No problem! If it ends up like last time, at least someone is jumping into a volcano.
Yeah. That party was intense. A good thing that came from that event is I got hired as Kaiju’s babysitter. I was previously going to those parties as an avatar of Azathoth.
Does it pay well? I heard that Cthulhu is a bit on the cheap side with everything that isn’t a party or plot to take over the world.
*YOU WANT KAIJU?! (distant roars) I’LL GIVE YOU KAIJU!!! (roars)*
*Are you summoning Cthulhu? He’s Kaiju’s dad.*
*Kaiju’s dad? Cthulhu is great at parties*
I went to one of them. I was almost torn apart by a swarm of Mi-go, but still fun.
I heard he’s hosting one on mars on the weekend.
I can’t get to it because I’m helping Kassogtha kill some rogue Night-gaunts at the same time. Mind telling me what happens?
No problem! If it ends up like last time, at least someone is jumping into a volcano.
Yeah. That party was intense. A good thing that came from that event is I got hired as Kaiju’s babysitter. I was previously going to those parties as an avatar of Azathoth.
Does it pay well? I heard that Cthulhu is a bit on the cheap side with everything that isn’t a party or plot to take over the world.
The payment is actually pretty good. Enough for me to live an average life with a couple of eldritch gods popping in to ask for favors and say hello.
*YOU WANT KAIJU?! (distant roars) I’LL GIVE YOU KAIJU!!! (roars)*
*Are you summoning Cthulhu? He’s Kaiju’s dad.*
*Kaiju’s dad? Cthulhu is great at parties*
I went to one of them. I was almost torn apart by a swarm of Mi-go, but still fun.
I heard he’s hosting one on mars on the weekend.
I can’t get to it because I’m helping Kassogtha kill some rogue Night-gaunts at the same time. Mind telling me what happens?
No problem! If it ends up like last time, at least someone is jumping into a volcano.
Yeah. That party was intense. A good thing that came from that event is I got hired as Kaiju’s babysitter. I was previously going to those parties as an avatar of Azathoth.
Does it pay well? I heard that Cthulhu is a bit on the cheap side with everything that isn’t a party or plot to take over the world.
The payment is actually pretty good. Enough for me to live an average life with a couple of eldritch gods popping in to ask for favors and say hello.
*YOU WANT KAIJU?! (distant roars) I’LL GIVE YOU KAIJU!!! (roars)*
*Are you summoning Cthulhu? He’s Kaiju’s dad.*
*Kaiju’s dad? Cthulhu is great at parties*
I went to one of them. I was almost torn apart by a swarm of Mi-go, but still fun.
I heard he’s hosting one on mars on the weekend.
I can’t get to it because I’m helping Kassogtha kill some rogue Night-gaunts at the same time. Mind telling me what happens?
No problem! If it ends up like last time, at least someone is jumping into a volcano.
Yeah. That party was intense. A good thing that came from that event is I got hired as Kaiju’s babysitter. I was previously going to those parties as an avatar of Azathoth.
Does it pay well? I heard that Cthulhu is a bit on the cheap side with everything that isn’t a party or plot to take over the world.
The payment is actually pretty good. Enough for me to live an average life with a couple of eldritch gods popping in to ask for favors and say hello.
I agree. I'm beginning to think they should be just powerful AF but not really evil or good. They're like whills or whatever in Star Wars. Or sort of like Time Lords. Or something.
They could sort of be creatures made by an archfey who controls dreams to make sure that they work properly. Maybe individuals claim cities to monitor and they deliver dreams based on what happened and what the person would be dreaming about. And they create weaker, less fed minions with the crystalized memories to help. So if there aren’t any in an area, creatures never have natural dreams except for very specific circumstances, like divine messages in the shape of dreams.
Did we get enough on the dreamy-eater fey creature? Or do we need more?
Do you think so? Right now we have:
nearly undetectable fey that guard and control people’s dreams, crystallizing them and planting them to create even more of them. They can read minds, enter dreams, and without them, people don’t have natural dreams.
I’ll be making the statblock tomorrow cuz I’m lazy and don’t wanna do it today.
:) That's okay, it always ends up being a lot. Ideas are great but there's so much nitpicky stuff that goes with it.
They could drop dream sand (like pixies supposedly drop pixie dust) that can be a useable wondrous item for something.
Maybe it could be used to ward off evil creatures? Or maybe it can be made into a dream catcher that gives a bonus to the effects of a long rest, like temp hp, removing 2 exhaustion instead of 1, and creatures can’t influence your dreams unless they allow them to.
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No problem! If it ends up like last time, at least someone is jumping into a volcano.
Yeah. That party was intense. A good thing that came from that event is I got hired as Kaiju’s babysitter. I was previously going to those parties as an avatar of Azathoth.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Does it pay well? I heard that Cthulhu is a bit on the cheap side with everything that isn’t a party or plot to take over the world.
The payment is actually pretty good. Enough for me to live an average life with a couple of eldritch gods popping in to ask for favors and say hello.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I will win
Thats great! Hope kaiju has fun this week.
Denied.
No, I will win.
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I will always be here.
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Denied.
He will.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
:)
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Ok what's next :)
Walks in [insert absurd situation].
Honorary Leader in the Pixie Peewee Powderpuff Pals!
No idea whatsoever.
any ideas?
Did we get enough on the dreamy-eater fey creature? Or do we need more?
Walks in [insert absurd situation].
Honorary Leader in the Pixie Peewee Powderpuff Pals!
Do you think so? Right now we have:
nearly undetectable fey that guard and control people’s dreams, crystallizing them and planting them to create even more of them. They can read minds, enter dreams, and without them, people don’t have natural dreams.
I’ll be making the statblock tomorrow cuz I’m lazy and don’t wanna do it today.
:) That's okay, it always ends up being a lot. Ideas are great but there's so much nitpicky stuff that goes with it.
They could drop dream sand (like pixies supposedly drop pixie dust) that can be a useable wondrous item for something.
Walks in [insert absurd situation].
Honorary Leader in the Pixie Peewee Powderpuff Pals!
Maybe it could be used to ward off evil creatures? Or maybe it can be made into a dream catcher that gives a bonus to the effects of a long rest, like temp hp, removing 2 exhaustion instead of 1, and creatures can’t influence your dreams unless they allow them to.