Wise men say only fools rush in But I can't help falling in love with you Oh, shall I stay, would it be a sin Oh, if I can't help falling in love with you?
Like a river flows, surely to the sea Darling, so it goes, some things are meant to be
Take my hand, take my whole life too Oh, for I can't help falling in love with you
Oh, like a river flows, surely to the sea Darling, so it goes, some things are meant to be
Oh, take my hand, take my whole life too For I can't help falling in love with you Oh, for I can't help falling in love with you
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Closing time Time for you to go out go out into the world. Closing time Turn the lights up over every boy and every girl. Closing time One last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey or beer. Closing time You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.
I know who I want to take me home. I know who I want to take me home. I know who I want to take me home. Take me home
Closing time Time for you to go back to the places you will be from. Closing time This room won't be open 'til your brothers or you sisters come. So gather up your jackets, and move it to the exits I hope you have found a Friend.
Closing time Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
Yeah, I know who I want to take me home. I know who I want to take me home. I know who I want to take me home. Take me home
Closing time Time for you to go back to the places you will be from
I know who I want to take me home. I know who I want to take me home. I know who I want to take me home. Take me home
Closing time Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end
That's great, it starts with an earthquake Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes And Lenny Bruce is not afraid
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn World serves its own needs Don't mis-serve your own needs Speed it up a notch, speed, grunt, no, strength The ladder starts to clatter With a fear of height, down, height Wire in a fire, represent the seven games And a government for hire and a combat site Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry With the Furies breathing down your neck
Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped Look at that low plane, fine, then Uh oh, overflow, population, common group But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light Feeling pretty psyched
It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
Six o'clock, T.V. hour, don't get caught in foreign tower Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn Lock him in uniform, book burning, bloodletting Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down Watch your heel crush, crush, uh oh This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steering clear A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline
It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone) I feel fine (I feel fine)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
The other night I drifted nice continental drift divide Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but neck, right, right
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
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Oh, life is bigger It's bigger Than you and you are not me The lengths that I will go to The distance in your eyes Oh no, I've said too much I set it up
That's me in the corner That's me in the spotlight Losing my religion Trying to keep up with you And I don't know if I can do it Oh no, I've said too much I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing I thought that I heard you sing I think I thought I saw you try
Every whisper Of every waking hour I'm choosing my confessions Trying to keep an eye on you Like a hurt lost and blinded fool, fool Oh no, I've said too much I set it up
Consider this Consider this The hint of the century Consider this The slip that brought me To my knees failed What if all these fantasies Come flailing around Now I've said too much
I thought that I heard you laughing I thought that I heard you sing I think I thought I saw you try
But that was just a dream That was just a dream
That's me in the corner That's me in the spotlight Losing my religion Trying to keep up with you And I don't know if I can do it Oh no, I've said too much I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing I thought that I heard you sing I think I thought I saw you try
But that was just a dream Try, cry Why try? That was just a dream, just a dream, just a dream Dream
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Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
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I love seeing you happy I miss seeing that smile It's been such a long time And although I don't have you I know now that I need to Somehow I'll make you mine I won't like to start seeing you with him 'Cause I know he can't hold you like I can
Someday maybe when we're old and gray We could be in love once more Tell them I won't give my love away Darling, not forever only yours
Oh, I remember that love song I sang every word wrong But you didn't mind, no no And I'll admit that I miss you But only if you do 'Cause you know that I'm shy And I can't lie, it's hard seeing you with her 'Cause I know she can't love you like I can
Someday maybe when we're old and gray We could be in love once more Tell them I won't give my love away Darling, not forever only yours
And my love, it works for you (it works for you) We've got nothing to lose 'Cause I'm forever only yours (in love once more, once more, once more) No need to complicate it That smile is worth the wait, yeah I'm forever only yours (hey, yeah) Someday maybe Someday maybe Someday maybe I'll be yours (woah, baby) Someday maybe (someday maybe) Someday maybe (someday maybe) Someday maybe (someday maybe) I'll be yours (someday maybe I'll be yours)
Someday maybe when we're old and gray We could be in love once more Tell them I won't give my love away Darling, not forever only yours
And my love, it works for you We've got nothing to lose 'Cause I'm forever only yours (someday maybe I'll be yours) No need to complicate it That smile is worth the wait, yeah I'm forever only yours (someday maybe I'll be yours) I said know, I'm forever only yours I said know, I'm forever only yours
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Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye" Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye
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When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom, let it be And in my hour of darkness She is standing right in front of me Speaking words of wisdom, let it be
Let it be, let it be Let it be, let it be Whisper words of wisdom, let it be
And when the broken hearted people Living in the world agree There will be an answer, let it be For though they may be parted There is still a chance that they will see There will be an answer, let it be
Let it be, let it be Let it be, let it be There will be an answer, let it be Let it be, let it be Let it be, let it be Whisper words of wisdom, let it be
Let it be, let it be Let it be, yeah, let it be Whisper words of wisdom, let it be
And when the night is cloudy There is still a light that shines on me Shine on until tomorrow, let it be I wake up to the sound of music Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom, let it be
And let it be, let it be Let it be, let it be Whisper words of wisdom, let it be Let it be, let it be Let it be, yeah, let it be Whisper words of wisdom, let it be
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l wanna tell you one story, ahh. this was... the best meal i've ever had in my life alright? this happened when i was eleven years old in Chiago illinois where i grew up and it took place at a little uh resteraunt called "The Salt and Pepper Diner" Which was a family resteraunt in the city (guy raises his hand) yes, yes you know the salt and pepper diner? Its a wonderful family resteraunt in in Chicago Which means it caters to mainly teenagers and homeless schizophrenics now i go into this place one day When i'm eleven with my best friend John And i should say that his name is also john I'm not calling myself my own bestfriend It's a seperate human being We walk into the Salt and Pepper diner one day And they had a jukebox there alright? And the jukebox was three plays for a dollar so we put in SEVEN DOLLARS And selected 21 plays of tom jones' "What's new *****cat" hahaha And then we ordered and waited here's the thing about when "What's new *****cat" Plays Over and over and over and over and over again The second time it plays You're immediate thought is not "Hey! someones playing Whats's new *****cat again" It's "Hey... What's new ***** cat is a lot LONGER than i first thought" "and it has like... a Dip in the middle" you know how some songs have a dip like "Gun's and roses", "November rain" And your like... "Hey!! November rain's over!!" "No it's not... There's more" The third time it plays Your thinking "Maybe someone's playing What's new *****cat again" The FOURTH time it plays your thinking... "WOAH" "Someone just played What's new *****cat FOUR times!" Or Atleast Someone played it twice but its really long song So... The FIFTH time is the kicker Now we're watching the ENTIRE diner at this point MOST people have gotten wind as to what's going on And we're staring at this One guy He's sitting in his booth And his like, hand is shaking While his stupid kids jump around And like he's been onto us since the beginning And he's staring at his coffee cup like this and there's his look on his face like aww like he just got his thirty day chip from anger management And he's staring like this... And the fourth play fades out... It's dead quiet... And then i dont know if you know this... But the song begins very suddenly... BWUAAH BWUAOOH "WHAT's NEW *****CAT?" And the guy goes GOOOOODDAMMIT!!!! And pounds on the table And silverwear flies everywhere and it was faaaantastic! But a word about my friend John And what a genius he was because... When we were first up in the jukebox And when we were punching in The "What's new *****cat"s alright? i punched in about seven... And then john says to me "Hey, hey, hey wait... Before we drop in another What's new *****cat" let's put in ONE "It's not unusual" and that is when the afternoon went from GOOD to GREAT After 7 "What's new *****cat"s in a ROW ...Suddenly "dum ts nunum ts dum ts nunununununum" "It's not unusual " And the SIGH of RELIEF has SWEPT through the diner people were ECSTATIC!!! It was like the liberation of france!! You know for years scientists Have wondered... "Can you make grown men and women weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones'-It's not unusual"? And the answer is... YES You can "As long as it's proceeded by seven Whats New *****cat's" And on the other hand when we went back... Holy Shit! "It's not unusual" fades out... it's dead quiet... "BWaAaAh BwOa" "WHAT's NEW *****CAT?!?" people went ******* insane! No one could handle it! No one could handle it! And they were surrounded by This like seemingly different staff That was just like "Yep same shit as always" My ONLY wish is that one of the SCHIZOPHRENICS Stood up and have been like "Now YOU know" "Now YOU know what it is like to live in my brain" They unplugged the jukebox after ELEVEN plays And THAT was the best meal i've ever had
Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, dacron Dien Bien Phu falls, "Rock Around the Clock"
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Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace Molly is the singer in a band Desmond says to Molly, girl, I like your face And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand
Ob la di, ob-la-da, life goes on, bra La-la, how the life goes on Ob-la di, ob-la-da, life goes on, bra La-la, how the life goes on
Desmond takes a trolley to the jeweller's store Buys a twenty carat golden ring Takes it back to Molly waiting at the door And as he gives it to her she begins to sing
Ob la di, ob-la-da, life goes on, bra La-la, how the life goes on Ob-la di, ob-la-da, life goes on, bra La-la, how the life goes on
In a couple of years they have built A home sweet home With a couple of kids running in the yard Of Desmond and Molly Jones
Happy ever after in the market place Desmond lets the children lend a hand Molly stays at home and does her pretty face And in the evening she still sings it with the band
Ob la di, ob-la-da, life goes on, bra La-la, how the life goes on Ob-la di, ob-la-da, life goes on, bra La-la, how the life goes on
In a couple of years they have built A home sweet home With a couple of kids running in the yard Of Desmond and Molly Jones
Happy ever after in the market place Molly lets the children lend a hand Desmond stays at home and does his pretty face And in the evening she's a singer with the band
Ob la di, ob-la-da, life goes on, bra La-la, how the life goes on Ob-la di, ob-la-da, life goes on, bra La-la, how the life goes on
And if you want some fun, sing ob-la-di, bla-da
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[Verse 1] Screwin' it up since the election Completely devoid of introspection, yeah You're more abnormal than your pumpkin-like complextion yea Oh, you are as artificial as your own toupee You're offensive in every way Think you're pretty special but you're just a phony (phony)
[Hook] Puerto Rico, Charlottesville and Kimmy Jon Can't keep track of all the times that you've been wrong And will our country still be here at the end of your four years? Baby I just don't think that you'll last long
[Bridge] How could we've chosen such a mental case Every day you devastate the human race America, good luck, so long and sayonara (bye-bye) I mean no disrespect but you're a big disgrace And what is all the orange stuff that's on your face? Maybe you should finally just admit you are a
[Chorus] Desperate Cheeto Upsetting everyone you meet-o Reprimanding Puerto Rico Throwing paper products at the people Desperate Cheeto Getting worse with every stupid tweet-o Why you always talkin like you're from the street yo Go to your account and just hit delete-o
You're the color of the sign outside the store that says Home Depot You're a grabby, braggadocious creep-o And you're in over your head so deep-o (Get that son-of-a-***** off the field) Every time you open your mouth the censors have to bleep-o You even hate on freakin' Meryl Streep-o And you're the reason that we cannot sleep-o
[Verse 2] You're so hopped up on your megalomania I feel bad for Melania The truth is right in front of ya Stop smoking marijuania The words that come out of your mouth make you sound like a dumb-dumb Just stop saying saying words that make you sound like a dumb-dumb On foreign matters you're an inefficient novice Get out Get out Get out please get out of the Oval Office Turns out your morality is lower than your jowls (Spoken) Not to mention... Eh here - have some paper towels
[Bridge] (Trump trying to pronounce Puerto Rico)
[Chorus] Desperate Cheeto Always caught up in a web of deceit-o Always pretending like you're not elite-o Always look like you're about to trick-or-treat-o Desperate Cheeto Your hair's a mess your face is always beat though Why ya picking on that poor athlete-o? Why ya acting like your on a tv show?
You're the color of the sign outside the store that says Home Depot You're a crabby unproductive creep-o And you're in over your head so deep-o (Get that son-of-a-***** off the field) Every time you give a ******* speech the censors have to bleep-o Your spray tan looks so muy cheap-o And you're the reason that we cannot sleep-o
Desperate Cheeto Getting worse with every stupid tweet-o Don't know why your hands are so petite-o You're upsetting everyone you meet-o Desperate Cheeto
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Picture yourself in a boat on a river With tangerine trees and marmalade skies Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly A girl with kaleidoscope eyes
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green Towering over your head Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes And she's gone
Lucy in the sky with diamonds Lucy in the sky with diamonds Lucy in the sky with diamonds Ah
Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers That grow so incredibly high
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore Waiting to take you away Climb in the back with your head in the clouds And you're gone
Lucy in the sky with diamonds Lucy in the sky with diamonds Lucy in the sky with diamonds Ah
Picture yourself on a train in a station With plasticine porters with looking glass ties Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile The girl with the kaleidoscope eyes
Lucy in the sky with diamonds Lucy in the sky with diamonds Lucy in the sky with diamonds Ah Lucy in the sky with diamonds Lucy in the sky with diamonds Lucy in the sky with diamonds Ah Lucy in the sky with diamonds Lucy in the sky with diamonds Lucy in the sky with diamonds
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But I can't help falling in love with you
Oh, shall I stay, would it be a sin
Oh, if I can't help falling in love with you?
Darling, so it goes, some things are meant to be
Oh, for I can't help falling in love with you
Darling, so it goes, some things are meant to be
For I can't help falling in love with you
Oh, for I can't help falling in love with you
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Closing time
Time for you to go out go out into the world.
Closing time
Turn the lights up over every boy and every girl.
Closing time
One last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey or beer.
Closing time
You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.
I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
Take me home
Closing time
Time for you to go back to the places you will be from.
Closing time
This room won't be open 'til your brothers or you sisters come.
So gather up your jackets, and move it to the exits
I hope you have found a
Friend.
Closing time
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
Yeah, I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
Take me home
Closing time
Time for you to go back to the places you will be from
I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
I know who I want to take me home.
Take me home
Closing time
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end
I exist, and I guess so does this
Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes
And Lenny Bruce is not afraid
World serves its own needs
Don't mis-serve your own needs
Speed it up a notch, speed, grunt, no, strength
The ladder starts to clatter
With a fear of height, down, height
Wire in a fire, represent the seven games
And a government for hire and a combat site
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry
With the Furies breathing down your neck
Look at that low plane, fine, then
Uh oh, overflow, population, common group
But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself
World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed
Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light
Feeling pretty psyched
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn
Lock him in uniform, book burning, bloodletting
Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate
Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down
Watch your heel crush, crush, uh oh
This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steering clear
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline
It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
I feel fine (I feel fine)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein
Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs
Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but neck, right, right
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
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k I'm taking a break
bie
It's bigger
Than you and you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
Of every waking hour
I'm choosing my confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt lost and blinded fool, fool
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up
Consider this
The hint of the century
Consider this
The slip that brought me
To my knees failed
What if all these fantasies
Come flailing around
Now I've said too much
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
That was just a dream
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
Try, cry
Why try?
That was just a dream, just a dream, just a dream
Dream
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nope
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Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
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I miss seeing that smile
It's been such a long time
And although I don't have you
I know now that I need to
Somehow I'll make you mine
I won't like to start seeing you with him
'Cause I know he can't hold you like I can
We could be in love once more
Tell them I won't give my love away
Darling, not forever only yours
I sang every word wrong
But you didn't mind, no no
And I'll admit that I miss you
But only if you do
'Cause you know that I'm shy
And I can't lie, it's hard seeing you with her
'Cause I know she can't love you like I can
We could be in love once more
Tell them I won't give my love away
Darling, not forever only yours
We've got nothing to lose
'Cause I'm forever only yours (in love once more, once more, once more)
No need to complicate it
That smile is worth the wait, yeah
I'm forever only yours (hey, yeah)
Someday maybe
Someday maybe
Someday maybe
I'll be yours (woah, baby)
Someday maybe (someday maybe)
Someday maybe (someday maybe)
Someday maybe (someday maybe)
I'll be yours (someday maybe I'll be yours)
We could be in love once more
Tell them I won't give my love away
Darling, not forever only yours
We've got nothing to lose
'Cause I'm forever only yours (someday maybe I'll be yours)
No need to complicate it
That smile is worth the wait, yeah
I'm forever only yours (someday maybe I'll be yours)
I said know, I'm forever only yours
I said know, I'm forever only yours
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Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye"
Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye
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We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
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Beatles time!
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Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be
And in my hour of darkness
She is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be
Living in the world agree
There will be an answer, let it be
For though they may be parted
There is still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer, let it be
Let it be, let it be
There will be an answer, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be
Let it be, yeah, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be
There is still a light that shines on me
Shine on until tomorrow, let it be
I wake up to the sound of music
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Let it be, yeah, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be
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l wanna tell you one story, ahh. this was... the best meal i've ever had in my life alright? this happened when i was eleven years old in Chiago illinois where i grew up and it took place at a little uh resteraunt called "The Salt and Pepper Diner" Which was a family resteraunt in the city (guy raises his hand) yes, yes you know the salt and pepper diner? Its a wonderful family resteraunt in in Chicago Which means it caters to mainly teenagers and homeless schizophrenics now i go into this place one day When i'm eleven with my best friend John And i should say that his name is also john I'm not calling myself my own bestfriend It's a seperate human being We walk into the Salt and Pepper diner one day And they had a jukebox there alright? And the jukebox was three plays for a dollar so we put in SEVEN DOLLARS And selected 21 plays of tom jones' "What's new *****cat" hahaha And then we ordered and waited here's the thing about when "What's new *****cat" Plays Over and over and over and over and over again The second time it plays You're immediate thought is not "Hey! someones playing Whats's new *****cat again" It's "Hey... What's new ***** cat is a lot LONGER than i first thought" "and it has like... a Dip in the middle" you know how some songs have a dip like "Gun's and roses", "November rain" And your like... "Hey!! November rain's over!!" "No it's not... There's more" The third time it plays Your thinking "Maybe someone's playing What's new *****cat again" The FOURTH time it plays your thinking... "WOAH" "Someone just played What's new *****cat FOUR times!" Or Atleast Someone played it twice but its really long song So... The FIFTH time is the kicker Now we're watching the ENTIRE diner at this point MOST people have gotten wind as to what's going on And we're staring at this One guy He's sitting in his booth And his like, hand is shaking While his stupid kids jump around And like he's been onto us since the beginning And he's staring at his coffee cup like this and there's his look on his face like aww like he just got his thirty day chip from anger management And he's staring like this... And the fourth play fades out... It's dead quiet... And then i dont know if you know this... But the song begins very suddenly... BWUAAH BWUAOOH "WHAT's NEW *****CAT?" And the guy goes GOOOOODDAMMIT!!!! And pounds on the table And silverwear flies everywhere and it was faaaantastic! But a word about my friend John And what a genius he was because... When we were first up in the jukebox And when we were punching in The "What's new *****cat"s alright? i punched in about seven... And then john says to me "Hey, hey, hey wait... Before we drop in another What's new *****cat" let's put in ONE "It's not unusual" and that is when the afternoon went from GOOD to GREAT After 7 "What's new *****cat"s in a ROW ...Suddenly "dum ts nunum ts dum ts nunununununum" "It's not unusual " And the SIGH of RELIEF has SWEPT through the diner people were ECSTATIC!!! It was like the liberation of france!! You know for years scientists Have wondered... "Can you make grown men and women weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones'-It's not unusual"? And the answer is... YES You can "As long as it's proceeded by seven Whats New *****cat's" And on the other hand when we went back... Holy Shit! "It's not unusual" fades out... it's dead quiet... "BWaAaAh BwOa" "WHAT's NEW *****CAT?!?" people went ******* insane! No one could handle it! No one could handle it! And they were surrounded by This like seemingly different staff That was just like "Yep same shit as always" My ONLY wish is that one of the SCHIZOPHRENICS Stood up and have been like "Now YOU know" "Now YOU know what it is like to live in my brain" They unplugged the jukebox after ELEVEN plays And THAT was the best meal i've ever had
I exist, and I guess so does this
Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc
Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, dacron
Dien Bien Phu falls, "Rock Around the Clock"
Head Sorcerer and creator of the worshippers of Levi Rocks
All my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday
I'm not half the man I used to be
There's a shadow hanging over me
Oh, yesterday came suddenly
She wouldn't say
I said something wrong
Now I long for yesterday
Love was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh, I believe in yesterday
She wouldn't say
I said something wrong
Now I long for yesterday
Love was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh, I believe in yesterday
Mmm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mmm
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An yes, the censorship that is thoroughly unnecessary for this comedy bit
I exist, and I guess so does this
Molly is the singer in a band
Desmond says to Molly, girl, I like your face
And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob-la di, ob-la-da, life goes on, bra
La-la, how the life goes on
Buys a twenty carat golden ring
Takes it back to Molly waiting at the door
And as he gives it to her she begins to sing
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob-la di, ob-la-da, life goes on, bra
La-la, how the life goes on
A home sweet home
With a couple of kids running in the yard
Of Desmond and Molly Jones
Desmond lets the children lend a hand
Molly stays at home and does her pretty face
And in the evening she still sings it with the band
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob-la di, ob-la-da, life goes on, bra
La-la, how the life goes on
A home sweet home
With a couple of kids running in the yard
Of Desmond and Molly Jones
Molly lets the children lend a hand
Desmond stays at home and does his pretty face
And in the evening she's a singer with the band
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob-la di, ob-la-da, life goes on, bra
La-la, how the life goes on
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I believe I shall retire for the evening
I exist, and I guess so does this
[Verse 1]
Screwin' it up since the election
Completely devoid of introspection, yeah
You're more abnormal than your pumpkin-like complextion yea
Oh, you are as artificial as your own toupee
You're offensive in every way
Think you're pretty special but you're just a phony (phony)
[Hook]
Puerto Rico, Charlottesville and Kimmy Jon
Can't keep track of all the times that you've been wrong
And will our country still be here at the end of your four years?
Baby I just don't think that you'll last long
[Bridge]
How could we've chosen such a mental case
Every day you devastate the human race
America, good luck, so long and sayonara (bye-bye)
I mean no disrespect but you're a big disgrace
And what is all the orange stuff that's on your face?
Maybe you should finally just admit you are a
[Chorus]
Desperate Cheeto
Upsetting everyone you meet-o
Reprimanding Puerto Rico
Throwing paper products at the people
Desperate Cheeto
Getting worse with every stupid tweet-o
Why you always talkin like you're from the street yo
Go to your account and just hit delete-o
You're the color of the sign outside the store that says Home Depot
You're a grabby, braggadocious creep-o
And you're in over your head so deep-o
(Get that son-of-a-***** off the field)
Every time you open your mouth the censors have to bleep-o
You even hate on freakin' Meryl Streep-o
And you're the reason that we cannot sleep-o
[Verse 2]
You're so hopped up on your megalomania
I feel bad for Melania
The truth is right in front of ya
Stop smoking marijuania
The words that come out of your mouth make you sound like a dumb-dumb
Just stop saying saying words that make you sound like a dumb-dumb
On foreign matters you're an inefficient novice
Get out Get out Get out please get out of the Oval Office
Turns out your morality is lower than your jowls
(Spoken) Not to mention... Eh here - have some paper towels
[Bridge]
(Trump trying to pronounce Puerto Rico)
[Chorus]
Desperate Cheeto
Always caught up in a web of deceit-o
Always pretending like you're not elite-o
Always look like you're about to trick-or-treat-o
Desperate Cheeto
Your hair's a mess your face is always beat though
Why ya picking on that poor athlete-o?
Why ya acting like your on a tv show?
You're the color of the sign outside the store that says Home Depot
You're a crabby unproductive creep-o
And you're in over your head so deep-o
(Get that son-of-a-***** off the field)
Every time you give a ******* speech the censors have to bleep-o
Your spray tan looks so muy cheap-o
And you're the reason that we cannot sleep-o
Desperate Cheeto
Getting worse with every stupid tweet-o
Don't know why your hands are so petite-o
You're upsetting everyone you meet-o
Desperate Cheeto
Head Sorcerer and creator of the worshippers of Levi Rocks
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes
Towering over your head
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
And she's gone
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Ah
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
That grow so incredibly high
Waiting to take you away
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds
And you're gone
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Ah
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile
The girl with the kaleidoscope eyes
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Ah
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Ah
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
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