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Played a little irl dnd today. My sisters (the rogue and wizard) didn’t want to join so it was just my brother (Barbarian) and I.

It’s a caveman campaign, sort of more of a west marches style of play but an underlying plot as well.
He was investigating some missing hunters, got jumped by an allosaurus, which he knocked out and decided to train, so he tied it up, hobbled it, and led it along with him. He found the problem-which was a hill giant-and was getting his butt kicked (a singular lvl four berserker, although with a huge amount of hit points) until he untied the velociraptor and rolled a nat 20 animal handling check to get it to help fight the giant. Killed the giant, barely survived, and got a ton of fun loot.

So, my day is going pretty good! My sisters are going to be very jealous when they find out my brother gets a pet dinosaur.

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Played a little irl dnd today. My sisters (the rogue and wizard) didn’t want to join so it was just my brother (Barbarian) and I.

It’s a caveman campaign, sort of more of a west marches style of play but an underlying plot as well.
He was investigating some missing hunters, got jumped by an allosaurus, which he knocked out and decided to train, so he tied it up, hobbled it, and led it along with him. He found the problem-which was a hill giant-and was getting his butt kicked (a singular lvl four berserker, although with a huge amount of hit points) until he untied the velociraptor and rolled a nat 20 animal handling check to get it to help fight the giant. Killed the giant, barely survived, and got a ton of fun loot.

So, my day is going pretty good! My sisters are going to be very jealous when they find out my brother gets a pet dinosaur.

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Played a little irl dnd today. My sisters (the rogue and wizard) didn’t want to join so it was just my brother (Barbarian) and I.

It’s a caveman campaign, sort of more of a west marches style of play but an underlying plot as well.
He was investigating some missing hunters, got jumped by an allosaurus, which he knocked out and decided to train, so he tied it up, hobbled it, and led it along with him. He found the problem-which was a hill giant-and was getting his butt kicked (a singular lvl four berserker, although with a huge amount of hit points) until he untied the velociraptor and rolled a nat 20 animal handling check to get it to help fight the giant. Killed the giant, barely survived, and got a ton of fun loot.

So, my day is going pretty good! My sisters are going to be very jealous when they find out my brother gets a pet dinosaur.

 Wut

 That’s exactly what happened, I swear. 

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Played a little irl dnd today. My sisters (the rogue and wizard) didn’t want to join so it was just my brother (Barbarian) and I.

It’s a caveman campaign, sort of more of a west marches style of play but an underlying plot as well.
He was investigating some missing hunters, got jumped by an allosaurus, which he knocked out and decided to train, so he tied it up, hobbled it, and led it along with him. He found the problem-which was a hill giant-and was getting his butt kicked (a singular lvl four berserker, although with a huge amount of hit points) until he untied the velociraptor and rolled a nat 20 animal handling check to get it to help fight the giant. Killed the giant, barely survived, and got a ton of fun loot.

So, my day is going pretty good! My sisters are going to be very jealous when they find out my brother gets a pet dinosaur.

 Wut

 That’s exactly what happened, I swear. 

 Ok. One of my campaigns had a dance party on a bridge. A goblin lair bridge. The wizard was terrible, while the rogue became the worlds greatest dancer. The dance party was a player decision too.

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Played a little irl dnd today. My sisters (the rogue and wizard) didn’t want to join so it was just my brother (Barbarian) and I.

It’s a caveman campaign, sort of more of a west marches style of play but an underlying plot as well.
He was investigating some missing hunters, got jumped by an allosaurus, which he knocked out and decided to train, so he tied it up, hobbled it, and led it along with him. He found the problem-which was a hill giant-and was getting his butt kicked (a singular lvl four berserker, although with a huge amount of hit points) until he untied the velociraptor and rolled a nat 20 animal handling check to get it to help fight the giant. Killed the giant, barely survived, and got a ton of fun loot.

So, my day is going pretty good! My sisters are going to be very jealous when they find out my brother gets a pet dinosaur.

 Wut

 That’s exactly what happened, I swear. 

 Ok. One of my campaigns had a dance party on a bridge. A goblin lair bridge. The wizard was terrible, while the rogue became the worlds greatest dancer. The dance party was a player decision too.

 Now that’s just awesome. 

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Played a little irl dnd today. My sisters (the rogue and wizard) didn’t want to join so it was just my brother (Barbarian) and I.

It’s a caveman campaign, sort of more of a west marches style of play but an underlying plot as well.
He was investigating some missing hunters, got jumped by an allosaurus, which he knocked out and decided to train, so he tied it up, hobbled it, and led it along with him. He found the problem-which was a hill giant-and was getting his butt kicked (a singular lvl four berserker, although with a huge amount of hit points) until he untied the velociraptor and rolled a nat 20 animal handling check to get it to help fight the giant. Killed the giant, barely survived, and got a ton of fun loot.

So, my day is going pretty good! My sisters are going to be very jealous when they find out my brother gets a pet dinosaur.

 Wut

 That’s exactly what happened, I swear. 

 Ok. One of my campaigns had a dance party on a bridge. A goblin lair bridge. The wizard was terrible, while the rogue became the worlds greatest dancer. The dance party was a player decision too.

 Now that’s just awesome. 

 I’m pretty sure you can’t count it as an actual campaign since some of the stuff on the character sheets were missing and I let them reroll. A lot.

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Played a little irl dnd today. My sisters (the rogue and wizard) didn’t want to join so it was just my brother (Barbarian) and I.

It’s a caveman campaign, sort of more of a west marches style of play but an underlying plot as well.
He was investigating some missing hunters, got jumped by an allosaurus, which he knocked out and decided to train, so he tied it up, hobbled it, and led it along with him. He found the problem-which was a hill giant-and was getting his butt kicked (a singular lvl four berserker, although with a huge amount of hit points) until he untied the velociraptor and rolled a nat 20 animal handling check to get it to help fight the giant. Killed the giant, barely survived, and got a ton of fun loot.

So, my day is going pretty good! My sisters are going to be very jealous when they find out my brother gets a pet dinosaur.

 Wut

 That’s exactly what happened, I swear. 

 Ok. One of my campaigns had a dance party on a bridge. A goblin lair bridge. The wizard was terrible, while the rogue became the worlds greatest dancer. The dance party was a player decision too.

 Now that’s just awesome. 

 I’m pretty sure you can’t count it as an actual campaign since some of the stuff on the character sheets were missing and I let them reroll. A lot.

 That sounds very suspicious. 

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Played a little irl dnd today. My sisters (the rogue and wizard) didn’t want to join so it was just my brother (Barbarian) and I.

It’s a caveman campaign, sort of more of a west marches style of play but an underlying plot as well.
He was investigating some missing hunters, got jumped by an allosaurus, which he knocked out and decided to train, so he tied it up, hobbled it, and led it along with him. He found the problem-which was a hill giant-and was getting his butt kicked (a singular lvl four berserker, although with a huge amount of hit points) until he untied the velociraptor and rolled a nat 20 animal handling check to get it to help fight the giant. Killed the giant, barely survived, and got a ton of fun loot.

So, my day is going pretty good! My sisters are going to be very jealous when they find out my brother gets a pet dinosaur.

 Wut

 That’s exactly what happened, I swear. 

 Ok. One of my campaigns had a dance party on a bridge. A goblin lair bridge. The wizard was terrible, while the rogue became the worlds greatest dancer. The dance party was a player decision too.

 Now that’s just awesome. 

 I’m pretty sure you can’t count it as an actual campaign since some of the stuff on the character sheets were missing and I let them reroll. A lot.

 That sounds very suspicious. 

 They were my younger siblings. I didn’t tell them to reroll. They just did when they failed the athletics check to jump up to a bridge to save their goblin friends, which they were supposed to kill at the start of the campaign.

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Played a little irl dnd today. My sisters (the rogue and wizard) didn’t want to join so it was just my brother (Barbarian) and I.

It’s a caveman campaign, sort of more of a west marches style of play but an underlying plot as well.
He was investigating some missing hunters, got jumped by an allosaurus, which he knocked out and decided to train, so he tied it up, hobbled it, and led it along with him. He found the problem-which was a hill giant-and was getting his butt kicked (a singular lvl four berserker, although with a huge amount of hit points) until he untied the velociraptor and rolled a nat 20 animal handling check to get it to help fight the giant. Killed the giant, barely survived, and got a ton of fun loot.

So, my day is going pretty good! My sisters are going to be very jealous when they find out my brother gets a pet dinosaur.

 Wut

 That’s exactly what happened, I swear. 

 Ok. One of my campaigns had a dance party on a bridge. A goblin lair bridge. The wizard was terrible, while the rogue became the worlds greatest dancer. The dance party was a player decision too.

 Now that’s just awesome. 

 I’m pretty sure you can’t count it as an actual campaign since some of the stuff on the character sheets were missing and I let them reroll. A lot.

 That sounds very suspicious. 

 They were my younger siblings. I didn’t tell them to reroll. They just did when they failed the athletics check to jump up to a bridge to save their goblin friends, which they were supposed to kill at the start of the campaign.

 Ohh I getcha. 

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Played a little irl dnd today. My sisters (the rogue and wizard) didn’t want to join so it was just my brother (Barbarian) and I.

It’s a caveman campaign, sort of more of a west marches style of play but an underlying plot as well.
He was investigating some missing hunters, got jumped by an allosaurus, which he knocked out and decided to train, so he tied it up, hobbled it, and led it along with him. He found the problem-which was a hill giant-and was getting his butt kicked (a singular lvl four berserker, although with a huge amount of hit points) until he untied the velociraptor and rolled a nat 20 animal handling check to get it to help fight the giant. Killed the giant, barely survived, and got a ton of fun loot.

So, my day is going pretty good! My sisters are going to be very jealous when they find out my brother gets a pet dinosaur.

 Wut

 That’s exactly what happened, I swear. 

 Ok. One of my campaigns had a dance party on a bridge. A goblin lair bridge. The wizard was terrible, while the rogue became the worlds greatest dancer. The dance party was a player decision too.

 Now that’s just awesome. 

 I’m pretty sure you can’t count it as an actual campaign since some of the stuff on the character sheets were missing and I let them reroll. A lot.

 That sounds very suspicious. 

 They were my younger siblings. I didn’t tell them to reroll. They just did when they failed the athletics check to jump up to a bridge to save their goblin friends, which they were supposed to kill at the start of the campaign.

 In my campaign the party found a wizard tower, went in challenged a bunch of animated armour to a dance contest (don’t ask), found the potion lab, found the wizard in the form of a frog, threw a sink at him and managed to get cursed by tearing a magic map in half, they then dropped it in water realised they needed it and decided to cast mending on it. Yea, dnd fun times.

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Played a little irl dnd today. My sisters (the rogue and wizard) didn’t want to join so it was just my brother (Barbarian) and I.

It’s a caveman campaign, sort of more of a west marches style of play but an underlying plot as well.
He was investigating some missing hunters, got jumped by an allosaurus, which he knocked out and decided to train, so he tied it up, hobbled it, and led it along with him. He found the problem-which was a hill giant-and was getting his butt kicked (a singular lvl four berserker, although with a huge amount of hit points) until he untied the velociraptor and rolled a nat 20 animal handling check to get it to help fight the giant. Killed the giant, barely survived, and got a ton of fun loot.

So, my day is going pretty good! My sisters are going to be very jealous when they find out my brother gets a pet dinosaur.

 Wut

 That’s exactly what happened, I swear. 

 Ok. One of my campaigns had a dance party on a bridge. A goblin lair bridge. The wizard was terrible, while the rogue became the worlds greatest dancer. The dance party was a player decision too.

 Now that’s just awesome. 

 I’m pretty sure you can’t count it as an actual campaign since some of the stuff on the character sheets were missing and I let them reroll. A lot.

 That sounds very suspicious. 

 They were my younger siblings. I didn’t tell them to reroll. They just did when they failed the athletics check to jump up to a bridge to save their goblin friends, which they were supposed to kill at the start of the campaign.

 In my campaign the party found a wizard tower, went in challenged a bunch of animated armour to a dance contest (don’t ask), found the potion lab, found the wizard in the form of a frog, threw a sink at him and managed to get cursed by tearing a magic map in half, they then dropped it in water realised they needed it and decided to cast mending on it. Yea, dnd fun times.

 Yeah.

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Played a little irl dnd today. My sisters (the rogue and wizard) didn’t want to join so it was just my brother (Barbarian) and I.

It’s a caveman campaign, sort of more of a west marches style of play but an underlying plot as well.
He was investigating some missing hunters, got jumped by an allosaurus, which he knocked out and decided to train, so he tied it up, hobbled it, and led it along with him. He found the problem-which was a hill giant-and was getting his butt kicked (a singular lvl four berserker, although with a huge amount of hit points) until he untied the velociraptor and rolled a nat 20 animal handling check to get it to help fight the giant. Killed the giant, barely survived, and got a ton of fun loot.

So, my day is going pretty good! My sisters are going to be very jealous when they find out my brother gets a pet dinosaur.

 Wut

 That’s exactly what happened, I swear. 

 Ok. One of my campaigns had a dance party on a bridge. A goblin lair bridge. The wizard was terrible, while the rogue became the worlds greatest dancer. The dance party was a player decision too.

 Now that’s just awesome. 

 I’m pretty sure you can’t count it as an actual campaign since some of the stuff on the character sheets were missing and I let them reroll. A lot.

 That sounds very suspicious. 

 They were my younger siblings. I didn’t tell them to reroll. They just did when they failed the athletics check to jump up to a bridge to save their goblin friends, which they were supposed to kill at the start of the campaign.

 In my campaign the party found a wizard tower, went in challenged a bunch of animated armour to a dance contest (don’t ask), found the potion lab, found the wizard in the form of a frog, threw a sink at him and managed to get cursed by tearing a magic map in half, they then dropped it in water realised they needed it and decided to cast mending on it. Yea, dnd fun times.

 Sounds like a typical dnd session across the board. 

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Played a little irl dnd today. My sisters (the rogue and wizard) didn’t want to join so it was just my brother (Barbarian) and I.

It’s a caveman campaign, sort of more of a west marches style of play but an underlying plot as well.
He was investigating some missing hunters, got jumped by an allosaurus, which he knocked out and decided to train, so he tied it up, hobbled it, and led it along with him. He found the problem-which was a hill giant-and was getting his butt kicked (a singular lvl four berserker, although with a huge amount of hit points) until he untied the velociraptor and rolled a nat 20 animal handling check to get it to help fight the giant. Killed the giant, barely survived, and got a ton of fun loot.

So, my day is going pretty good! My sisters are going to be very jealous when they find out my brother gets a pet dinosaur.

 Wut

 That’s exactly what happened, I swear. 

 Ok. One of my campaigns had a dance party on a bridge. A goblin lair bridge. The wizard was terrible, while the rogue became the worlds greatest dancer. The dance party was a player decision too.

 Now that’s just awesome. 

 I’m pretty sure you can’t count it as an actual campaign since some of the stuff on the character sheets were missing and I let them reroll. A lot.

 That sounds very suspicious. 

 They were my younger siblings. I didn’t tell them to reroll. They just did when they failed the athletics check to jump up to a bridge to save their goblin friends, which they were supposed to kill at the start of the campaign.

 In my campaign the party found a wizard tower, went in challenged a bunch of animated armour to a dance contest (don’t ask), found the potion lab, found the wizard in the form of a frog, threw a sink at him and managed to get cursed by tearing a magic map in half, they then dropped it in water realised they needed it and decided to cast mending on it. Yea, dnd fun times.

 Sounds like a typical dnd session across the board. 

 That’s true. Nothing in dnd ever goes to plan.

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Played a little irl dnd today. My sisters (the rogue and wizard) didn’t want to join so it was just my brother (Barbarian) and I.

It’s a caveman campaign, sort of more of a west marches style of play but an underlying plot as well.
He was investigating some missing hunters, got jumped by an allosaurus, which he knocked out and decided to train, so he tied it up, hobbled it, and led it along with him. He found the problem-which was a hill giant-and was getting his butt kicked (a singular lvl four berserker, although with a huge amount of hit points) until he untied the velociraptor and rolled a nat 20 animal handling check to get it to help fight the giant. Killed the giant, barely survived, and got a ton of fun loot.

So, my day is going pretty good! My sisters are going to be very jealous when they find out my brother gets a pet dinosaur.

 Wut

 That’s exactly what happened, I swear. 

 Ok. One of my campaigns had a dance party on a bridge. A goblin lair bridge. The wizard was terrible, while the rogue became the worlds greatest dancer. The dance party was a player decision too.

 Now that’s just awesome. 

 I’m pretty sure you can’t count it as an actual campaign since some of the stuff on the character sheets were missing and I let them reroll. A lot.

 That sounds very suspicious. 

 They were my younger siblings. I didn’t tell them to reroll. They just did when they failed the athletics check to jump up to a bridge to save their goblin friends, which they were supposed to kill at the start of the campaign.

 In my campaign the party found a wizard tower, went in challenged a bunch of animated armour to a dance contest (don’t ask), found the potion lab, found the wizard in the form of a frog, threw a sink at him and managed to get cursed by tearing a magic map in half, they then dropped it in water realised they needed it and decided to cast mending on it. Yea, dnd fun times.

 Sounds like a typical dnd session across the board. 

 That’s true. Nothing in dnd ever goes to plan.

 Except when you plan for it to not go according to plan.  which sounds smart but I’ve never done it. 

My brother once through mimic flesh at a gnome king. And queen. Different campaign. Still a wizard.

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My brother once through mimic flesh at a gnome king. And queen. Different campaign. Still a wizard.

 My brother played a gnome wizard with the enlarge/reduce spell once. In a sticky situation he’d reduce himself and use mage hand to fly away.

This was the same campaign that his adopted daughter (a snowman fighter that looks like a female Olaf) got a magic item that would cast Conjure Animals an amount of times per day equal to her level, but the only animal summoned could be ducks. A very broken item which they used to cunjure enough ducks to carry a flying raft, which they armed with a club and a canister of farts…I’m not joking at all. 

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My brother once through mimic flesh at a gnome king. And queen. Different campaign. Still a wizard.

 My brother played a gnome wizard with the enlarge/reduce spell once. In a sticky situation he’d reduce himself and use mage hand to fly away.

 

 

This was the same campaign that his adopted daughter (a snowman fighter that looks like a female Olaf) got a magic item that would cast Conjure Animals an amount of times per day equal to her level, but the only animal summoned could be ducks. A very broken item which they used to cunjure enough ducks to carry a flying raft, which they armed with a club and a canister of farts…I’m not joking at all. 

 Did they make the raft fly using the ducks? And please tell me why they gave the ducks clubs and a literal canister of farts.

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If you’re playing a necromancer in a campaign with XP leveling, can you revive your enemies and kill them again for extra XP?

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I have a question…

 

 

If you’re playing a necromancer in a campaign with XP leveling, can you revive your enemies and kill them again for extra XP?

 Yes

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I have a question…

 

 

If you’re playing a necromancer in a campaign with XP leveling, can you revive your enemies and kill them again for extra XP?

 No, that’s just a terrible loophole, I wouldn’t allow that.