I claim ownership of the prize. Any who wish to challenge me, face my wrath!
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Tbh the utter chaos that is this thread is probably what made the Earth decide to crank up the difficulty on 2020, lmao.
(The virus and wars and shit are fine [well, not fine, but you get what I mean], but flying spiders are where I draw the ****ing line)
(Mother nature, why?!? Spiders don't need wings! Just no!)
Next there will be flying sharks
What, and intelligent tornadoes?
Yes, and bloodthirsty earthquakes
And the sudden realization that COVID-19 Is a weapon being used to prime earth for the sudden alien invasion.
2020: write that down, write that down!
Flying Sharks still wouldn't eat us. Only 1-2 deaths a year from sharks, because they don't like the way we taste.
Are you sure they don't like the way we taste? Because...
I do... *wink*
Wow, creep. They don't like how we taste, that's why they don't eat more of us. Trust me, they would if they liked humans, but they prefer turtles.
Nah. It's all about the seasoning. Ya gotta season da 'umie jus rite. Seasoning a person just right ,and cooking them in a way just perfectly so that the seasoning brings out the flavor so nicely... Mwaah! Perfecto! That's a dang good human. Gordon Ramsey eat your heart out my dude. This some next level cookin'. You cook em just right them sharkys will start flying in no time for that nice flame grilled people.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
Tbh the utter chaos that is this thread is probably what made the Earth decide to crank up the difficulty on 2020, lmao.
(The virus and wars and shit are fine [well, not fine, but you get what I mean], but flying spiders are where I draw the ****ing line)
(Mother nature, why?!? Spiders don't need wings! Just no!)
Next there will be flying sharks
What, and intelligent tornadoes?
Yes, and bloodthirsty earthquakes
And the sudden realization that COVID-19 Is a weapon being used to prime earth for the sudden alien invasion.
2020: write that down, write that down!
Flying Sharks still wouldn't eat us. Only 1-2 deaths a year from sharks, because they don't like the way we taste.
Are you sure they don't like the way we taste? Because...
I do... *wink*
Wow, creep. They don't like how we taste, that's why they don't eat more of us. Trust me, they would if they liked humans, but they prefer turtles.
Nah. It's all about the seasoning. Ya gotta season da 'umie jus rite. Seasoning a person just right ,and cooking them in a way just perfectly so that the seasoning brings out the flavor so nicely... Mwaah! Perfecto! That's a dang good human. Gordon Ramsey eat your heart out my dude. This some next level cookin'. You cook em just right them sharkys will start flying in no time for that nice flame grilled people.
Human-grilling flying sharks. At least we'll go out smelling good.
Tbh the utter chaos that is this thread is probably what made the Earth decide to crank up the difficulty on 2020, lmao.
(The virus and wars and shit are fine [well, not fine, but you get what I mean], but flying spiders are where I draw the ****ing line)
(Mother nature, why?!? Spiders don't need wings! Just no!)
Next there will be flying sharks
What, and intelligent tornadoes?
Yes, and bloodthirsty earthquakes
And the sudden realization that COVID-19 Is a weapon being used to prime earth for the sudden alien invasion.
2020: write that down, write that down!
Flying Sharks still wouldn't eat us. Only 1-2 deaths a year from sharks, because they don't like the way we taste.
Are you sure they don't like the way we taste? Because...
I do... *wink*
Wow, creep. They don't like how we taste, that's why they don't eat more of us. Trust me, they would if they liked humans, but they prefer turtles.
Nah. It's all about the seasoning. Ya gotta season da 'umie jus rite. Seasoning a person just right ,and cooking them in a way just perfectly so that the seasoning brings out the flavor so nicely... Mwaah! Perfecto! That's a dang good human. Gordon Ramsey eat your heart out my dude. This some next level cookin'. You cook em just right them sharkys will start flying in no time for that nice flame grilled people.
Human-grilling flying sharks. At least we'll go out smelling good.
That's the spirit. Going out in style.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
Tbh the utter chaos that is this thread is probably what made the Earth decide to crank up the difficulty on 2020, lmao.
(The virus and wars and shit are fine [well, not fine, but you get what I mean], but flying spiders are where I draw the ****ing line)
(Mother nature, why?!? Spiders don't need wings! Just no!)
Next there will be flying sharks
What, and intelligent tornadoes?
Yes, and bloodthirsty earthquakes
And the sudden realization that COVID-19 Is a weapon being used to prime earth for the sudden alien invasion.
2020: write that down, write that down!
Flying Sharks still wouldn't eat us. Only 1-2 deaths a year from sharks, because they don't like the way we taste.
Are you sure they don't like the way we taste? Because...
I do... *wink*
Wow, creep. They don't like how we taste, that's why they don't eat more of us. Trust me, they would if they liked humans, but they prefer turtles.
Nah. It's all about the seasoning. Ya gotta season da 'umie jus rite. Seasoning a person just right ,and cooking them in a way just perfectly so that the seasoning brings out the flavor so nicely... Mwaah! Perfecto! That's a dang good human. Gordon Ramsey eat your heart out my dude. This some next level cookin'. You cook em just right them sharkys will start flying in no time for that nice flame grilled people.
Human-grilling flying sharks. At least we'll go out smelling good.
That's the spirit. Going out in style.
But what about the vegetarians? My friend is a vegetarian so I don’t want her to be sad while dying because the only smell is meat.
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she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Tbh the utter chaos that is this thread is probably what made the Earth decide to crank up the difficulty on 2020, lmao.
(The virus and wars and shit are fine [well, not fine, but you get what I mean], but flying spiders are where I draw the ****ing line)
(Mother nature, why?!? Spiders don't need wings! Just no!)
Next there will be flying sharks
What, and intelligent tornadoes?
Yes, and bloodthirsty earthquakes
And the sudden realization that COVID-19 Is a weapon being used to prime earth for the sudden alien invasion.
2020: write that down, write that down!
Flying Sharks still wouldn't eat us. Only 1-2 deaths a year from sharks, because they don't like the way we taste.
Are you sure they don't like the way we taste? Because...
I do... *wink*
Wow, creep. They don't like how we taste, that's why they don't eat more of us. Trust me, they would if they liked humans, but they prefer turtles.
Nah. It's all about the seasoning. Ya gotta season da 'umie jus rite. Seasoning a person just right ,and cooking them in a way just perfectly so that the seasoning brings out the flavor so nicely... Mwaah! Perfecto! That's a dang good human. Gordon Ramsey eat your heart out my dude. This some next level cookin'. You cook em just right them sharkys will start flying in no time for that nice flame grilled people.
Human-grilling flying sharks. At least we'll go out smelling good.
That's the spirit. Going out in style.
But what about the vegetarians? My friend is a vegetarian so I don’t want her to be sad while dying because the only smell is meat.
I eat meat ,but I'm not a cannibal. She's not eating the meat she is the meat. If it makes you feel better her pain of smelling meat will end eventually... That's actually kinda dark ,but then again so is this conversation as a whole.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
Tbh the utter chaos that is this thread is probably what made the Earth decide to crank up the difficulty on 2020, lmao.
(The virus and wars and shit are fine [well, not fine, but you get what I mean], but flying spiders are where I draw the ****ing line)
(Mother nature, why?!? Spiders don't need wings! Just no!)
Next there will be flying sharks
What, and intelligent tornadoes?
Yes, and bloodthirsty earthquakes
And the sudden realization that COVID-19 Is a weapon being used to prime earth for the sudden alien invasion.
2020: write that down, write that down!
Flying Sharks still wouldn't eat us. Only 1-2 deaths a year from sharks, because they don't like the way we taste.
Are you sure they don't like the way we taste? Because...
I do... *wink*
Wow, creep. They don't like how we taste, that's why they don't eat more of us. Trust me, they would if they liked humans, but they prefer turtles.
Nah. It's all about the seasoning. Ya gotta season da 'umie jus rite. Seasoning a person just right ,and cooking them in a way just perfectly so that the seasoning brings out the flavor so nicely... Mwaah! Perfecto! That's a dang good human. Gordon Ramsey eat your heart out my dude. This some next level cookin'. You cook em just right them sharkys will start flying in no time for that nice flame grilled people.
Human-grilling flying sharks. At least we'll go out smelling good.
That's the spirit. Going out in style.
But what about the vegetarians? My friend is a vegetarian so I don’t want her to be sad while dying because the only smell is meat.
I eat meat ,but I'm not a cannibal. She's not eating the meat she is the meat. If it makes you feel better her pain of smelling meat will end eventually... That's actually kinda dark ,but then again so is this conversation as a whole.
I mean, well, I was talking about the smell in the first place, but this is getting gruesome.
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she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Tbh the utter chaos that is this thread is probably what made the Earth decide to crank up the difficulty on 2020, lmao.
(The virus and wars and shit are fine [well, not fine, but you get what I mean], but flying spiders are where I draw the ****ing line)
(Mother nature, why?!? Spiders don't need wings! Just no!)
Next there will be flying sharks
What, and intelligent tornadoes?
Yes, and bloodthirsty earthquakes
And the sudden realization that COVID-19 Is a weapon being used to prime earth for the sudden alien invasion.
2020: write that down, write that down!
Flying Sharks still wouldn't eat us. Only 1-2 deaths a year from sharks, because they don't like the way we taste.
Are you sure they don't like the way we taste? Because...
I do... *wink*
Wow, creep. They don't like how we taste, that's why they don't eat more of us. Trust me, they would if they liked humans, but they prefer turtles.
Nah. It's all about the seasoning. Ya gotta season da 'umie jus rite. Seasoning a person just right ,and cooking them in a way just perfectly so that the seasoning brings out the flavor so nicely... Mwaah! Perfecto! That's a dang good human. Gordon Ramsey eat your heart out my dude. This some next level cookin'. You cook em just right them sharkys will start flying in no time for that nice flame grilled people.
Human-grilling flying sharks. At least we'll go out smelling good.
That's the spirit. Going out in style.
But what about the vegetarians? My friend is a vegetarian so I don’t want her to be sad while dying because the only smell is meat.
I eat meat ,but I'm not a cannibal. She's not eating the meat she is the meat. If it makes you feel better her pain of smelling meat will end eventually... That's actually kinda dark ,but then again so is this conversation as a whole.
I mean, well, I was talking about the smell in the first place, but this is getting gruesome.
It's been gruesome the moment someone brought up eating people. The fact that I mentioned flame grilled made up much worse. This is just extra seasoning on the blood pudding/sausage.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
Tbh the utter chaos that is this thread is probably what made the Earth decide to crank up the difficulty on 2020, lmao.
(The virus and wars and shit are fine [well, not fine, but you get what I mean], but flying spiders are where I draw the ****ing line)
(Mother nature, why?!? Spiders don't need wings! Just no!)
Next there will be flying sharks
What, and intelligent tornadoes?
Yes, and bloodthirsty earthquakes
And the sudden realization that COVID-19 Is a weapon being used to prime earth for the sudden alien invasion.
2020: write that down, write that down!
Flying Sharks still wouldn't eat us. Only 1-2 deaths a year from sharks, because they don't like the way we taste.
Are you sure they don't like the way we taste? Because...
I do... *wink*
Wow, creep. They don't like how we taste, that's why they don't eat more of us. Trust me, they would if they liked humans, but they prefer turtles.
Nah. It's all about the seasoning. Ya gotta season da 'umie jus rite. Seasoning a person just right ,and cooking them in a way just perfectly so that the seasoning brings out the flavor so nicely... Mwaah! Perfecto! That's a dang good human. Gordon Ramsey eat your heart out my dude. This some next level cookin'. You cook em just right them sharkys will start flying in no time for that nice flame grilled people.
Human-grilling flying sharks. At least we'll go out smelling good.
That's the spirit. Going out in style.
But what about the vegetarians? My friend is a vegetarian so I don’t want her to be sad while dying because the only smell is meat.
I eat meat ,but I'm not a cannibal. She's not eating the meat she is the meat. If it makes you feel better her pain of smelling meat will end eventually... That's actually kinda dark ,but then again so is this conversation as a whole.
I mean, well, I was talking about the smell in the first place, but this is getting gruesome.
It's been gruesome the moment someone brought up eating people. The fact that I mentioned flame grilled made up much worse. This is just extra seasoning on the blood pudding/sausage.
*throwing up noises*
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she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Next there will be flying sharks
What, and intelligent tornadoes?
Yes, and bloodthirsty earthquakes
And the sudden realization that COVID-19 Is a weapon being used to prime earth for the sudden alien invasion.
Homebrew is fun.
2020: write that down, write that down!
I claim ownership of the prize. Any who wish to challenge me, face my wrath!
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- Litany Against Fear, Frank Herbert
people who get tattoos be like...
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Flying Sharks still wouldn't eat us. Only 1-2 deaths a year from sharks, because they don't like the way we taste.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
yep. they go "blerg" at our taste
My Extended signature will post when I can.
Find me as TheDragonLordOfPunz here(click here.you will go off DND Beyond so right click and open this in new tab)
status:offline a big quote chain why not
I have other accounts on other sites under TheDragonLordOfPunz
Are you sure they don't like the way we taste? Because...
I do... *wink*
Wow, creep. They don't like how we taste, that's why they don't eat more of us. Trust me, they would if they liked humans, but they prefer turtles.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
Nah. It's all about the seasoning. Ya gotta season da 'umie jus rite. Seasoning a person just right ,and cooking them in a way just perfectly so that the seasoning brings out the flavor so nicely... Mwaah! Perfecto! That's a dang good human. Gordon Ramsey eat your heart out my dude. This some next level cookin'. You cook em just right them sharkys will start flying in no time for that nice flame grilled people.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Human-grilling flying sharks. At least we'll go out smelling good.
That's the spirit. Going out in style.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
But what about the vegetarians? My friend is a vegetarian so I don’t want her to be sad while dying because the only smell is meat.
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I eat meat ,but I'm not a cannibal. She's not eating the meat she is the meat. If it makes you feel better her pain of smelling meat will end eventually... That's actually kinda dark ,but then again so is this conversation as a whole.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
I mean, well, I was talking about the smell in the first place, but this is getting gruesome.
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
It's been gruesome the moment someone brought up eating people. The fact that I mentioned flame grilled made up much worse. This is just extra seasoning on the blood pudding/sausage.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
*throwing up noises*
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
*slap*
*slap*
Have some decency, people!
Ah .. Haha...