Boy, do I love being an American and living in the greatest country in the world, and one that actually exists at that!
I'm going to go drink some coffee while eating this delicious marmite I got from my best friend, as even though it isn't popular in my great country, I can still enjoy it without feigning devotion to a figurehead monarch or getting attacked by koalas!
THATS WHY WE’RE GOING TO NZ
JOIN US, PURIFY YOURSELF OF YOUR AMERICANIZUMS
*Sips coffee, drills oil*
Boy, America is such a great country. Sure glad we have some of the most advanced weaponry on earth, and that we used it to win WWII and save all of the EU and scared those damn Nazis away. I'm also really glad that our system is somewhat less classist than many other countries, including England.
Boy howdy I sure do love being able to carry a firearm instead of having to fill my coat with knives all the time. With guns I can finish the fight quickly and look up at the blue sky and smile to myself, knowing that America is still the greatest country despite its flaws.
*Plugs ears*
*viciously unplugs ears*
God bless America, where we don't ascribe divine right to our glorified mascot. I love having straight white teeth and being able to understand my neighbor's accent as we talk about how we're going to make the world a better place tomorrow. I'm so glad that instead of ignoring our problems and hiding from them, we actually make an effort to address the issues instead of pretending that our "leader" is going to do what they promised. I'm so happy that I live in the country that established having democracy as the norm and is the catalyst for most of the world being free. Just so excited that I live in a country that can acknowledge its flaws without falling apart at the seams.
Awsome, welcome
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*dewit*
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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*also sips tea* ahh. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH *more marzipan noises* *sips more tea*
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hop in the heli
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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*Jumps in*
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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This is a big heli *tea sipping cucumber sandwich eating and marzipan projectile firing noises*
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Im so confused
You a freind or a foe
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*Plays Metallica on a speaker*
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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*confused kobold noises*
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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What happened here?
*viciously unplugs ears*
God bless America, where we don't ascribe divine right to our glorified mascot. I love having straight white teeth and being able to understand my neighbor's accent as we talk about how we're going to make the world a better place tomorrow. I'm so glad that instead of ignoring our problems and hiding from them, we actually make an effort to address the issues instead of pretending that our "leader" is going to do what they promised. I'm so happy that I live in the country that established having democracy as the norm and is the catalyst for most of the world being free. Just so excited that I live in a country that can acknowledge its flaws without falling apart at the seams.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
GET IN THE HELI OTHER ZEUS/SIBLING
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*Gets in the helicopter
*Makes an anti-McDonalds missile*
”Behold! The ultimate weapon!!!”
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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Heyyyyyyyy guyyyyyyssss!!!