Can't wait, tell me when you're ready *Puts on bath wear*
TOO LATE! YOU ARE DOOMED!!
*Hot garlic butter rushes down the edges where the walls meet the ceiling as the facade of the building you believed you were in crumbles. Nothing can hold back the ocean of garlicky goodness that lies in wait for you. You hold your breath, and pray to the Lord in both thankfulness and in desperation for forgiveness.
As the hot fat scorches your skin and the smell of the subterranean vegetable scorches your nostrils, nothing can save you now.
You wake up from that prophetic dream. Wait, was it a dream? You smell strongly of garlic and butter. You suddenly realize that you are in a hospital. Was all of that real?*
Can't wait, tell me when you're ready *Puts on bath wear*
TOO LATE! YOU ARE DOOMED!!
*Hot garlic butter rushes down the edges where the walls meet the ceiling as the facade of the building you believed you were in crumbles. Nothing can hold back the ocean of garlicky goodness that lies in wait for you. You hold your breath, and pray to the Lord in both thankfulness and in desperation for forgiveness.
As the hot fat scorches your skin and the smell of the subterranean vegetable scorches your nostrils, nothing can save you now.
You wake up from that prophetic dream. Wait, was it a dream? You smell strongly of garlic and butter. You suddenly realize that you are in a hospital. Was all of that real?*
*Yummy garlic taste yummy*
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Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
Can't wait, tell me when you're ready *Puts on bath wear*
TOO LATE! YOU ARE DOOMED!!
*Hot garlic butter rushes down the edges where the walls meet the ceiling as the facade of the building you believed you were in crumbles. Nothing can hold back the ocean of garlicky goodness that lies in wait for you. You hold your breath, and pray to the Lord in both thankfulness and in desperation for forgiveness.
As the hot fat scorches your skin and the smell of the subterranean vegetable scorches your nostrils, nothing can save you now.
You wake up from that prophetic dream. Wait, was it a dream? You smell strongly of garlic and butter. You suddenly realize that you are in a hospital. Was all of that real?*
That was a fine dream, I hope I dream of the irl as I sleep
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
Sounds Yummy
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
It will be.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Can't wait, tell me when you're ready *Puts on bath wear*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Ooh me too please, sounds tasty. Will you provide bread too or should I bring my own?
Good question, I'll bring my own too if none is supplied.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Garlic Butter yummy
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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Most divine
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Anyways, really should sleep now, see you all in the new morrow
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
TOO LATE! YOU ARE DOOMED!!
*Hot garlic butter rushes down the edges where the walls meet the ceiling as the facade of the building you believed you were in crumbles. Nothing can hold back the ocean of garlicky goodness that lies in wait for you. You hold your breath, and pray to the Lord in both thankfulness and in desperation for forgiveness.
As the hot fat scorches your skin and the smell of the subterranean vegetable scorches your nostrils, nothing can save you now.
You wake up from that prophetic dream. Wait, was it a dream? You smell strongly of garlic and butter. You suddenly realize that you are in a hospital. Was all of that real?*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Goodnight! Kobold need sleep to
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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*Yummy garlic taste yummy*
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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That was a fine dream, I hope I dream of the irl as I sleep
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Drummer need sleep. Sleepy drummer
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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Kobold brain melting, kobold sleep now, goodnight.
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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Good night, Kobold.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
:)
hello again
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
I like the pfp.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Night Drummer :)
g'night Kobold!
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yo hellooooooo
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