Step 1: Be a halfling Step 2: Be a barbarian Step 3: Have a centaur party member Step 4: Mounts are 1+ size larger than the rider Step 5: Take Mounted Combatant Feat at lv4 Step 6: Centaur Party member is a wizard with lots of short-range spells Step 7: Ride Centaur Wizard into combat Step 8: Use Mounted Combatant feat to redirect attacks on the squish centaur wizard to your raging halfling barbarian Step 9: Centaur wizard unleashes their spells into enemies for big damage Step 10: Win D&D
The house of Frey was never magically inclined, but to compensate, they made themselves the most brilliant scientists in the land, often skirting law and reason in the process. They were frowned upon for their mad ambition and low ranking among the other nobles, and their madness to believe that science could be equal to magic. Overall, many Frey family members ended up in prison or insane asylums.
Autumn was the leader of the Frey Barony's forces, created by the mad scientist Baron Augustus Frey himself. Autumn was a monster, a creature made of the flesh of fallen deities and infused with the mythic soul of Tantalus. Such a legendary beast could not be defeated in combat by any but the most extreme methods of violence, but combat was not a passion or even a desire for the creature: Autumn was an artist and scientist at heart, and could create things that rivaled himself in beauty and complexity. Such inventions were typically destroyed, as they served little-to-no purpose to the Baron, and were simply a waste of resources.
When Augustus died, he left the Barony to his son, and when he died the barony went to the firstborn child of that son, and when that child died... and on and on. Autumn stayed with them throughout the centuries, eternally chafing under his masters, unable to leave as he was part of the estate by law. Over this time, he learned everything he could about science and medicine. Eventually, the line of succession died out, leaving no one to inherit the Barony.
With no one to stop him, Autumn took the Baron's title, becoming Baron Autumn Frey. Only the servants knew for certain what went on behind the doors of the estate, and they were terrified. Many of them left and had to be replaced with the new Baron's creations: monsters made of stitched flesh, much like the Baron himself.
The year is 1892. The hedonistic Monster Baron sits alone in his estate, immortal and dangerous. They say he can do wonderful and terrible things that magic cannot even imagine. He has quite a following, all of whom believe that they can surpass the gods themselves by "improving" on their work, warping flesh and mind alike with incredible fervor. The Baron doesn't care for them or their work. If they truly saw what the Baron was, they would abandon him in a heartbeat.
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Baron Autumn Frey, stitched from the flesh of fallen gods...
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Cool!
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Step 1: Be a halfling
Step 2: Be a barbarian
Step 3: Have a centaur party member
Step 4: Mounts are 1+ size larger than the rider
Step 5: Take Mounted Combatant Feat at lv4
Step 6: Centaur Party member is a wizard with lots of short-range spells
Step 7: Ride Centaur Wizard into combat
Step 8: Use Mounted Combatant feat to redirect attacks on the squish centaur wizard to your raging halfling barbarian
Step 9: Centaur wizard unleashes their spells into enemies for big damage
Step 10: Win D&D
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That's pretty accurate
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The house of Frey was never magically inclined, but to compensate, they made themselves the most brilliant scientists in the land, often skirting law and reason in the process. They were frowned upon for their mad ambition and low ranking among the other nobles, and their madness to believe that science could be equal to magic. Overall, many Frey family members ended up in prison or insane asylums.
Autumn was the leader of the Frey Barony's forces, created by the mad scientist Baron Augustus Frey himself. Autumn was a monster, a creature made of the flesh of fallen deities and infused with the mythic soul of Tantalus. Such a legendary beast could not be defeated in combat by any but the most extreme methods of violence, but combat was not a passion or even a desire for the creature: Autumn was an artist and scientist at heart, and could create things that rivaled himself in beauty and complexity. Such inventions were typically destroyed, as they served little-to-no purpose to the Baron, and were simply a waste of resources.
When Augustus died, he left the Barony to his son, and when he died the barony went to the firstborn child of that son, and when that child died... and on and on. Autumn stayed with them throughout the centuries, eternally chafing under his masters, unable to leave as he was part of the estate by law. Over this time, he learned everything he could about science and medicine. Eventually, the line of succession died out, leaving no one to inherit the Barony.
With no one to stop him, Autumn took the Baron's title, becoming Baron Autumn Frey. Only the servants knew for certain what went on behind the doors of the estate, and they were terrified. Many of them left and had to be replaced with the new Baron's creations: monsters made of stitched flesh, much like the Baron himself.
The year is 1892. The hedonistic Monster Baron sits alone in his estate, immortal and dangerous. They say he can do wonderful and terrible things that magic cannot even imagine. He has quite a following, all of whom believe that they can surpass the gods themselves by "improving" on their work, warping flesh and mind alike with incredible fervor. The Baron doesn't care for them or their work. If they truly saw what the Baron was, they would abandon him in a heartbeat.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
That's so cool! I love it!
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How fast do you even read, man?! That's five paragraphs in less than a minute!
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It's just amazing! How are you?
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Hello! Thats really cool!
I was about to say the same XD
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