So my session was going great, one of my players got a 14 on a roll (11 is considered actually worthy of legends) to fly a unicorn out of a moving monorail using flying fish to escape the clown robot I mentioned earlier, and everyone was excited and it was really awesome and then
My little brother, who was laughing a minute ago when he nearly beat the robot with a single roll, informed the room that "If we play this game again I'm going to kill myself."
And that was how the session ended.
………excuse me what the actual eff.
*GASP* profanity!
What? your a metalhead, If anyone could handle profanity it’d be you… or are you not as strong as you let on?
I was tryin to warn you, cuz mods
Ugh, FINE!
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Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
So my session was going great, one of my players got a 14 on a roll (11 is considered actually worthy of legends) to fly a unicorn out of a moving monorail using flying fish to escape the clown robot I mentioned earlier, and everyone was excited and it was really awesome and then
My little brother, who was laughing a minute ago when he nearly beat the robot with a single roll, informed the room that "If we play this game again I'm going to kill myself."
And that was how the session ended.
Aw shoot that's literally just dumb. If he gives zero reason why, then um it shouldn't go straight from happy to, uh, that, for no good reason
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
So my session was going great, one of my players got a 14 on a roll (11 is considered actually worthy of legends) to fly a unicorn out of a moving monorail using flying fish to escape the clown robot I mentioned earlier, and everyone was excited and it was really awesome and then
My little brother, who was laughing a minute ago when he nearly beat the robot with a single roll, informed the room that "If we play this game again I'm going to kill myself."
And that was how the session ended.
Aw shoot that's literally just dumb. If he gives zero reason why, then um it shouldn't go straight from happy to, uh, that, for no good reason
sounds like something my friend greg would do actually
That sucks.
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Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
So my session was going great, one of my players got a 14 on a roll (11 is considered actually worthy of legends) to fly a unicorn out of a moving monorail using flying fish to escape the clown robot I mentioned earlier, and everyone was excited and it was really awesome and then
My little brother, who was laughing a minute ago when he nearly beat the robot with a single roll, informed the room that "If we play this game again I'm going to kill myself."
So my session was going great, one of my players got a 14 on a roll (11 is considered actually worthy of legends) to fly a unicorn out of a moving monorail using flying fish to escape the clown robot I mentioned earlier, and everyone was excited and it was really awesome and then
My little brother, who was laughing a minute ago when he nearly beat the robot with a single roll, informed the room that "If we play this game again I'm going to kill myself."
And that was how the session ended.
Aw shoot that's literally just dumb. If he gives zero reason why, then um it shouldn't go straight from happy to, uh, that, for no good reason
sounds like something my friend greg would do actually
That sucks.
no it's hilarious, since he's usually drunk when he does, so the biggest danger to him is the cops and the lagoon, since he likes to swim in it in 40 degree weather.
I don’t find it funny… maybe a few months ago I would have, but not anymore, but I’m not going to get into that.
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Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
So my session was going great, one of my players got a 14 on a roll (11 is considered actually worthy of legends) to fly a unicorn out of a moving monorail using flying fish to escape the clown robot I mentioned earlier, and everyone was excited and it was really awesome and then
My little brother, who was laughing a minute ago when he nearly beat the robot with a single roll, informed the room that "If we play this game again I'm going to kill myself."
And that was how the session ended.
Oh man. That really sucks.
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I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
8ft tall robot spider clown loaded to the brim with a cocktail of anesthetics, depressants, and sedatives strong enough to knock out even a poison-cleansing unicorn within seconds
8ft tall robot spider clown loaded to the brim with a cocktail of anesthetics, depressants, and sedatives strong enough to knock out even a poison-cleansing unicorn within seconds
Can you get it to knock me out please?
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Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
8ft tall robot spider clown loaded to the brim with a cocktail of anesthetics, depressants, and sedatives strong enough to knock out even a poison-cleansing unicorn within seconds
Can you get it to knock me out please?
Grouper Corp would like to remind you that this admixture is not to be used on human beings. Grouper Corp would also like to inform you that we don't care, hold out your arm and we'll give you a dose.
8ft tall robot spider clown loaded to the brim with a cocktail of anesthetics, depressants, and sedatives strong enough to knock out even a poison-cleansing unicorn within seconds
Can you get it to knock me out please?
Grouper Corp would like to remind you that this admixture is not to be used on human beings. Grouper Corp would also like to inform you that we don't care, hold out your arm and we'll give you a dose.
I’m not human, I’m a [Kobold inc would like to say that this information is highly confidential and thus been redacted]
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Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
Ugh, FINE!
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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Aw shoot that's literally just dumb. If he gives zero reason why, then um it shouldn't go straight from happy to, uh, that, for no good reason
⌜╔═════════════ The Board ══════════════╗⌝
...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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That sucks.
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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Man, that’s awful. I’m so sorry.
I don’t find it funny… maybe a few months ago I would have, but not anymore, but I’m not going to get into that.
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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Yeah, I get that.
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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Oh man. That really sucks.
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
Why don’t we try lightening the mood a bit? I’ll start:
knock knock?
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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Hi Markell!
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
8ft tall robot spider clown loaded to the brim with a cocktail of anesthetics, depressants, and sedatives strong enough to knock out even a poison-cleansing unicorn within seconds
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Can you get it to knock me out please?
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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Extended Signature
Grouper Corp would like to remind you that this admixture is not to be used on human beings. Grouper Corp would also like to inform you that we don't care, hold out your arm and we'll give you a dose.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I’m not human, I’m a [Kobold inc would like to say that this information is highly confidential and thus been redacted]
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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Grouper Corp is providing its services for free now? Likely story! What’s the catch?
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels