So what's everyone havin' for dinner tonight? I myself have absolutely no idea what I'm gonna eat.
Trout we caught ourselves, potatoes, and eclair.
Sweet! That sounds delicious.
I read Trout as Troll at first, and was like "what?!"
Bro's like, "What the h*** do they mean 'troll'?!"
Mmmmm trolls
how do you cook them? Roasted or boiled? I myself am a fan of roasted. All nice and crunchy…
Roasted for me too. They're all nice and crunchy on the outside but soft and squishy on the inside that way.
DELICIOUS
do you eat the marrow?
Yup! Literally the best part in my opinion.
I prefer the skin, but to each their own, I guess. I like making wine from their blood. Yum.
Delicious. Have you ever gotten drunk on said troll-blood wine?
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
So what's everyone havin' for dinner tonight? I myself have absolutely no idea what I'm gonna eat.
Trout we caught ourselves, potatoes, and eclair.
Sweet! That sounds delicious.
I read Trout as Troll at first, and was like "what?!"
Bro's like, "What the h*** do they mean 'troll'?!"
Mmmmm trolls
how do you cook them? Roasted or boiled? I myself am a fan of roasted. All nice and crunchy…
Roasted for me too. They're all nice and crunchy on the outside but soft and squishy on the inside that way.
DELICIOUS
do you eat the marrow?
Yup! Literally the best part in my opinion.
I prefer the skin, but to each their own, I guess. I like making wine from their blood. Yum.
Delicious. Have you ever gotten drunk on said troll-blood wine?
Of course. Made me act like a troll.
Ah, those are the good times.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Imagine you’re parents were an Aaracokra and a Locathah and you got the lower half of an Aaracokra but the upper half of a Locathah so you couldn’t stay on land for more than 4 hours without water, you couldn’t fly, and oh also you don’t have a swimming speed.
its even worse than being a mermaid Minotaur hybrid and Getting the human half of Both!
I honestly want to see a dwarf-elf hybrid.
Maybe if Kili hadn't died we would've gotten to have seen one....
(Can't believe people are just gonna overlook this joke....)
:(
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
You guys talking about eating trolls! As the resident witch living in the LCW woods, I know tons of recipes for trolls!
Would you recommend it with the sauce made from the souls of the innocent? Or would they not mix well together?
Souls of the innocent is quite a unique flavor, but I personally suggest souls-of-the-good-hearted sauce. Rarer than souls of the innocent, but it really brings out that spice in troll flesh.
You guys talking about eating trolls! As the resident witch living in the LCW woods, I know tons of recipes for trolls!
Would you recommend it with the sauce made from the souls of the innocent? Or would they not mix well together?
Souls of the innocent is quite a unique flavor, but I personally suggest souls-of-the-good-hearted sauce. Rarer than souls of the innocent, but it really brings out that spice in troll flesh.
Right, forgot about souls of the good hearted sauce. And then I'm thinking of sprinkling some crushed hopes and dreams on there, since you really can't go wrong with crushed hopes and dreams.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
You guys talking about eating trolls! As the resident witch living in the LCW woods, I know tons of recipes for trolls!
Would you recommend it with the sauce made from the souls of the innocent? Or would they not mix well together?
Souls of the innocent is quite a unique flavor, but I personally suggest souls-of-the-good-hearted sauce. Rarer than souls of the innocent, but it really brings out that spice in troll flesh.
Right, forgot about souls of the good hearted sauce. And then I'm thinking of sprinkling some crushed hopes and dreams on there, since you really can't go wrong with crushed hopes and dreams.
Mm yeah those do go with everything!
one trick one of my old fey friends taught me was that if you want to enrich troll with some of that more, “earthy,” taste, like a natural sort of flavor, use giant Locust Carapaces! Especially if you marinate them for about two hours in a jar of river Styx water to bring out the flavor.
You guys talking about eating trolls! As the resident witch living in the LCW woods, I know tons of recipes for trolls!
Would you recommend it with the sauce made from the souls of the innocent? Or would they not mix well together?
Souls of the innocent is quite a unique flavor, but I personally suggest souls-of-the-good-hearted sauce. Rarer than souls of the innocent, but it really brings out that spice in troll flesh.
Right, forgot about souls of the good hearted sauce. And then I'm thinking of sprinkling some crushed hopes and dreams on there, since you really can't go wrong with crushed hopes and dreams.
Mm yeah those do go with everything!
one trick one of my old fey friends taught me was that if you want to enrich troll with some of that more, “earthy,” taste, like a natural sort of flavor, use giant Locust Carapaces! Especially if you marinate them for about two hours in a jar of river Styx water to bring out the flavor.
Ooh, I'll try that. Do you know what the best place to get River Styx water would be?
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
You guys talking about eating trolls! As the resident witch living in the LCW woods, I know tons of recipes for trolls!
Would you recommend it with the sauce made from the souls of the innocent? Or would they not mix well together?
Souls of the innocent is quite a unique flavor, but I personally suggest souls-of-the-good-hearted sauce. Rarer than souls of the innocent, but it really brings out that spice in troll flesh.
Right, forgot about souls of the good hearted sauce. And then I'm thinking of sprinkling some crushed hopes and dreams on there, since you really can't go wrong with crushed hopes and dreams.
Mm yeah those do go with everything!
one trick one of my old fey friends taught me was that if you want to enrich troll with some of that more, “earthy,” taste, like a natural sort of flavor, use giant Locust Carapaces! Especially if you marinate them for about two hours in a jar of river Styx water to bring out the flavor.
Ooh, I'll try that. Do you know what the best place to get River Styx water would be?
The River Styx, of course!
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
You guys talking about eating trolls! As the resident witch living in the LCW woods, I know tons of recipes for trolls!
Would you recommend it with the sauce made from the souls of the innocent? Or would they not mix well together?
Souls of the innocent is quite a unique flavor, but I personally suggest souls-of-the-good-hearted sauce. Rarer than souls of the innocent, but it really brings out that spice in troll flesh.
Right, forgot about souls of the good hearted sauce. And then I'm thinking of sprinkling some crushed hopes and dreams on there, since you really can't go wrong with crushed hopes and dreams.
Mm yeah those do go with everything!
one trick one of my old fey friends taught me was that if you want to enrich troll with some of that more, “earthy,” taste, like a natural sort of flavor, use giant Locust Carapaces! Especially if you marinate them for about two hours in a jar of river Styx water to bring out the flavor.
Ooh, I'll try that. Do you know what the best place to get River Styx water would be?
The River Styx, of course!
Ah, right. I forgot you get River Styx Water from the River Styx. Silly me.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
You guys talking about eating trolls! As the resident witch living in the LCW woods, I know tons of recipes for trolls!
Would you recommend it with the sauce made from the souls of the innocent? Or would they not mix well together?
Souls of the innocent is quite a unique flavor, but I personally suggest souls-of-the-good-hearted sauce. Rarer than souls of the innocent, but it really brings out that spice in troll flesh.
Right, forgot about souls of the good hearted sauce. And then I'm thinking of sprinkling some crushed hopes and dreams on there, since you really can't go wrong with crushed hopes and dreams.
Mm yeah those do go with everything!
one trick one of my old fey friends taught me was that if you want to enrich troll with some of that more, “earthy,” taste, like a natural sort of flavor, use giant Locust Carapaces! Especially if you marinate them for about two hours in a jar of river Styx water to bring out the flavor.
Ooh, I'll try that. Do you know what the best place to get River Styx water would be?
The River Styx, of course!
One of its offshoots is usually a lot less busy, so that can work too. The best is probably the Mississippi. Pro tip, if you need water from one of the five underworld rivers, there’s usually a few offshoots on earth. For example, the Amazon is actually an offshoot of the Phlegethon,
You guys talking about eating trolls! As the resident witch living in the LCW woods, I know tons of recipes for trolls!
Would you recommend it with the sauce made from the souls of the innocent? Or would they not mix well together?
Souls of the innocent is quite a unique flavor, but I personally suggest souls-of-the-good-hearted sauce. Rarer than souls of the innocent, but it really brings out that spice in troll flesh.
Right, forgot about souls of the good hearted sauce. And then I'm thinking of sprinkling some crushed hopes and dreams on there, since you really can't go wrong with crushed hopes and dreams.
Mm yeah those do go with everything!
one trick one of my old fey friends taught me was that if you want to enrich troll with some of that more, “earthy,” taste, like a natural sort of flavor, use giant Locust Carapaces! Especially if you marinate them for about two hours in a jar of river Styx water to bring out the flavor.
Ooh, I'll try that. Do you know what the best place to get River Styx water would be?
The River Styx, of course!
One of its offshoots is usually a lot less busy, so that can work too. The best is probably the Mississippi. Pro tip, if you need water from one of the five underworld rivers, there’s usually a few offshoots on earth. For example, the Amazon is actually an offshoot of the Phlegethon,
Will remember that. Thanks for the tip!
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I prefer the skin, but to each their own, I guess. I like making wine from their blood. Yum.
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Delicious. Have you ever gotten drunk on said troll-blood wine?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Of course. Made me act like a troll.
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Ah, those are the good times.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Gtg dinner :(
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
[DELETED]
(Edit: God dang it, I quoted the wrong thing.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
See ya Banan!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
(Can't believe people are just gonna overlook this joke....)
:(
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
You guys talking about eating trolls! As the resident witch living in the LCW woods, I know tons of recipes for trolls!
Would you recommend it with the sauce made from the souls of the innocent? Or would they not mix well together?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Souls of the innocent is quite a unique flavor, but I personally suggest souls-of-the-good-hearted sauce. Rarer than souls of the innocent, but it really brings out that spice in troll flesh.
Right, forgot about souls of the good hearted sauce. And then I'm thinking of sprinkling some crushed hopes and dreams on there, since you really can't go wrong with crushed hopes and dreams.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Mm yeah those do go with everything!
one trick one of my old fey friends taught me was that if you want to enrich troll with some of that more, “earthy,” taste, like a natural sort of flavor, use giant Locust Carapaces! Especially if you marinate them for about two hours in a jar of river Styx water to bring out the flavor.
Ooh, I'll try that. Do you know what the best place to get River Styx water would be?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
The River Styx, of course!
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
.
I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
Awooo🐺💔⛓️🥀🖤🪫
Ah, right. I forgot you get River Styx Water from the River Styx. Silly me.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
One of its offshoots is usually a lot less busy, so that can work too. The best is probably the Mississippi. Pro tip, if you need water from one of the five underworld rivers, there’s usually a few offshoots on earth. For example, the Amazon is actually an offshoot of the Phlegethon,
Hello my friend! Just in time for the troll stew!
Will remember that. Thanks for the tip!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig