For context Noi and Myrdkridia, I am Vitus’ warlock patron. (Pact of the Archcrone, basically either Archfey or Great Old one whenever i feel more one or the other. It’s a mix of both)
I prefer genie patron.
Boo! I should be your patron! I’m better!
You don’t give damage resistances at level 6.
Well I could if I wanted to! What are ya willing to trade for it? Your attention? Your ability to hide sadness? The naming rights of your second born?
Would I be legally obligated to have two children in order for the last one to work?
Yes, you would.
But would I have to raise them?
Follow-up question, and would it have to be with the same person as the first child?
Also if you're taking the naming rights of children, contact big-name companies to see if they'll pay for the advertising.
Just imagine a kind walking around named Buy-at-Walmart Jones.
Good thinking…
I shall contact my two big name allies.
”alright, lets see the names of our new students today. Everyone, share your name and one fact about yourself!”
student 1: “My name is Huntyr! Spelled with a Y. I like dinosaurs!”
teacher: “Alright…”
student 2: “My name is Crystal! I love insects, especially ants!”
teacher: “interesting! Now, for our two twins!”
twin 1: “hi, our parents sold us and our older sister Lady Merryweather the twenty-fifth (TM) to an archfey before we were born, and they made a business deal with some companies for me and my thinks naming rights.”
For context Noi and Myrdkridia, I am Vitus’ warlock patron. (Pact of the Archcrone, basically either Archfey or Great Old one whenever i feel more one or the other. It’s a mix of both)
I prefer genie patron.
Boo! I should be your patron! I’m better!
You don’t give damage resistances at level 6.
Well I could if I wanted to! What are ya willing to trade for it? Your attention? Your ability to hide sadness? The naming rights of your second born?
Would I be legally obligated to have two children in order for the last one to work?
For context Noi and Myrdkridia, I am Vitus’ warlock patron. (Pact of the Archcrone, basically either Archfey or Great Old one whenever i feel more one or the other. It’s a mix of both)
I prefer genie patron.
Boo! I should be your patron! I’m better!
You don’t give damage resistances at level 6.
Well I could if I wanted to! What are ya willing to trade for it? Your attention? Your ability to hide sadness? The naming rights of your second born?
Would I be legally obligated to have two children in order for the last one to work?
Yes, you would.
But would I have to raise them?
Follow-up question, and would it have to be with the same person as the first child?
For context Noi and Myrdkridia, I am Vitus’ warlock patron. (Pact of the Archcrone, basically either Archfey or Great Old one whenever i feel more one or the other. It’s a mix of both)
I prefer genie patron.
Boo! I should be your patron! I’m better!
You don’t give damage resistances at level 6.
Well I could if I wanted to! What are ya willing to trade for it? Your attention? Your ability to hide sadness? The naming rights of your second born?
Would I be legally obligated to have two children in order for the last one to work?
Yes, you would.
But would I have to raise them?
Follow-up question, and would it have to be with the same person as the first child?
For context Noi and Myrdkridia, I am Vitus’ warlock patron. (Pact of the Archcrone, basically either Archfey or Great Old one whenever i feel more one or the other. It’s a mix of both)
I prefer genie patron.
Boo! I should be your patron! I’m better!
You don’t give damage resistances at level 6.
Well I could if I wanted to! What are ya willing to trade for it? Your attention? Your ability to hide sadness? The naming rights of your second born?
Would I be legally obligated to have two children in order for the last one to work?
Yes, you would.
But would I have to raise them?
Follow-up question, and would it have to be with the same person as the first child?
For context Noi and Myrdkridia, I am Vitus’ warlock patron. (Pact of the Archcrone, basically either Archfey or Great Old one whenever i feel more one or the other. It’s a mix of both)
I prefer genie patron.
Boo! I should be your patron! I’m better!
You don’t give damage resistances at level 6.
Well I could if I wanted to! What are ya willing to trade for it? Your attention? Your ability to hide sadness? The naming rights of your second born?
Would I be legally obligated to have two children in order for the last one to work?
Yes, you would.
But would I have to raise them?
Follow-up question, and would it have to be with the same person as the first child?
What do you call one lawyer on the moon? A problem.
What do you call two lawyers on the moon? A problem.
What do you call all the lawyers on the moon? A solution.
Haha, reminds me of something I heard while chatting with one of my good Archfey buddies.
”human bodies warm up to kill bacteria, right?
global warming isn’t the problem.
It’s the solution.“
oh, humans and their crazy apocalyptic conspiracies.
Interestingly enough just recently had a jocular discussion about global warming in the Discord with the guys I do D&D with. We concluded it would be epic to have a boxing match with it.
For context Noi and Myrdkridia, I am Vitus’ warlock patron. (Pact of the Archcrone, basically either Archfey or Great Old one whenever i feel more one or the other. It’s a mix of both)
I prefer genie patron.
Boo! I should be your patron! I’m better!
You don’t give damage resistances at level 6.
Well I could if I wanted to! What are ya willing to trade for it? Your attention? Your ability to hide sadness? The naming rights of your second born?
Would I be legally obligated to have two children in order for the last one to work?
Yes, you would.
But would I have to raise them?
Follow-up question, and would it have to be with the same person as the first child?
By the way, here is the life cycle of an average demon. It reverts to the first stage when killed and slowly reforms.
Larva is the first stage, followed by slug monster. Then, a spooky little girl. Then a snobby rich teenager. Then, a “human,“ lawyer. Then a floating amalgamation of eyes. Then, a Lawyer. Then An adult demon.
By the way, here is the life cycle of an average demon. It reverts to the first stage when killed and slowly reforms.
Larva is the first stage, followed by slug monster. Then, a spooky little girl. Then a snobby rich teenager. Then, a “human,“ lawyer. Then a floating amalgamation of eyes. Then, a Lawyer. Then An adult demon.
Does the snobby rich teenager stage have affluenza?
Follow-up question, and would it have to be with the same person as the first child?
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
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Good thinking…
I shall contact my two big name allies.
”alright, lets see the names of our new students today. Everyone, share your name and one fact about yourself!”
student 1: “My name is Huntyr! Spelled with a Y. I like dinosaurs!”
teacher: “Alright…”
student 2: “My name is Crystal! I love insects, especially ants!”
teacher: “interesting! Now, for our two twins!”
twin 1: “hi, our parents sold us and our older sister Lady Merryweather the twenty-fifth (TM) to an archfey before we were born, and they made a business deal with some companies for me and my thinks naming rights.”
teacher: “alright, what’s your name then?”
twin 1: “*sigh* Disney-one-hundredth-Anniversary Buy-now-while-supplies-last Jones.”
Teacher: “oh… and what’s your name?” They ask the other twin.
twin 2: “Ten-percent-off-download-now-free-gems -RAID-Shadow-Legends Jones.”
“Lovely. Do you all have nicknames or…”
both: “according to the contract, you have to use the full names.”
No, technically not.
No.
Are you a malevolent or belevolent fey again.
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Or just a lawyer
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Yes.
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Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
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Answer unclear, try again later.
One key difference, lawyers have to follow rules.
What do you call one lawyer on the moon? A problem.
What do you call two lawyers on the moon? A problem.
What do you call all the lawyers on the moon? A solution.
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Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Haha, reminds me of something I heard while chatting with one of my good Archfey buddies.
”human bodies warm up to kill bacteria, right?
global warming isn’t the problem.
It’s the solution.“
oh, humans and their crazy apocalyptic conspiracies.
Interestingly enough just recently had a jocular discussion about global warming in the Discord with the guys I do D&D with. We concluded it would be epic to have a boxing match with it.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
True
Nine hells hierarchy
Archdevil
Lawyer
Major Devil
Lesser Devil
Lemure
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Lawyers are too low on that list.
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Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
True
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What's the difference between a cobra and a lawyer?
One of them is a cold-blooded reptilian predator that subdues its prey with venom.
The other is a cobra.
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Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Oh no.
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By the way, here is the life cycle of an average demon. It reverts to the first stage when killed and slowly reforms.
Larva is the first stage, followed by slug monster. Then, a spooky little girl. Then a snobby rich teenager. Then, a “human,“ lawyer. Then a floating amalgamation of eyes. Then, a Lawyer. Then An adult demon.
Does the snobby rich teenager stage have affluenza?
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Mabye
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