Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
WRONG! Chai is the word for tea in many languages, so saying 'chai tea' would basically just be saying 'tea tea'.
Bruv you watched Across the Spiderverse
Nope. Knew that even before the movie. Also, the same thing applies to the word naan.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
You deserve to be tied down and forced to watch Cocomelon for three months like A Clockwork Orange.
Why yes, that sounds like a perfect idea!
*takes some rope out of his cargo shorts*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
You deserve to be tied down and forced to watch Cocomelon for three months like A Clockwork Orange.
Why yes, that sounds like a perfect idea!
*takes some rope out of his cargo shorts*
FINALLY! One of you that actually wears shorts!
(A while back while making Heroforge guesses of people here basically every time I put shorts on the figure they were like, "I would never wear shorts. Jeans for me.")
Let's have some chai tea to celebrate. You like vanilla?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
You deserve to be tied down and forced to watch Cocomelon for three months like A Clockwork Orange.
Why yes, that sounds like a perfect idea!
*takes some rope out of his cargo shorts*
FINALLY! One of you that actually wears shorts!
(A while back while making Heroforge guesses of people here basically every time I put shorts on the figure they were like, "I would never wear shorts. Jeans for me.")
Let's have some chai tea to celebrate. You like vanilla?
I always wear shorts in summer. And yes, most of the time they end up bein' cargo shorts.
(To contrast that, however, I almost always wear jeans in spring, fall, and winter.)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Each pocket in the cargo shorts is a bag of holding.
Wearing them gives you disadvantage on social checks with a fashionista.
(I like cargo shorts. Wear them myself. But others seem to hate them for some reason.)
I like cargo shorts. Like seriously, I'm wearin' grayscale camo cargo shorts as I'm typin' this lol.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I've got grey cargo shorts on too. But they're not camo.
I was thinking "Jeans in Oklahoma winter?" Turns out it gets colder there than I thought. I was thinking it'd be more in the 60s but you actually get below freezing.
I've got grey cargo shorts on too. But they're not camo.
I was thinking "Jeans in Oklahoma winter?" Turns out it gets colder there than I thought. I was thinking it'd be more in the 60s but you actually get below freezing.
Yup. I think last year we got to like -20°F.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I've got grey cargo shorts on too. But they're not camo.
I was thinking "Jeans in Oklahoma winter?" Turns out it gets colder there than I thought. I was thinking it'd be more in the 60s but you actually get below freezing.
Yup. I think last year we got to like -20°F.
Weather gets pretty screwed up around the Mason-Dixon Line. -10 in winter, 105 in summer.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
You deserve to be tied down and forced to watch Cocomelon for three months like A Clockwork Orange.
Why yes, that sounds like a perfect idea!
*takes some rope out of his cargo shorts*
FINALLY! One of you that actually wears shorts!
(A while back while making Heroforge guesses of people here basically every time I put shorts on the figure they were like, "I would never wear shorts. Jeans for me.")
Let's have some chai tea to celebrate. You like vanilla?
Erm I wear shorts almost every day
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I've got grey cargo shorts on too. But they're not camo.
I was thinking "Jeans in Oklahoma winter?" Turns out it gets colder there than I thought. I was thinking it'd be more in the 60s but you actually get below freezing.
Yup. I think last year we got to like -20°F.
Weather gets pretty screwed up around the Mason-Dixon Line. -10 in winter, 105 in summer.
Here in Central Oklahoma, we get to like -40°F in winter and around 130°F in summer. But those are the extremes.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I like vanilla chai tea. It's got a decent taste.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
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Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
So have we! Did a ton of weeding on Friday, got a bit sunburnt but it was good. And planted lots of veggies.
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Bruv you watched Across the Spiderverse
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
IT'S JUST CHAI. NOT CHAI TEA, JUST CHAI!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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He he should have some chai tea to calm down.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Nope. Knew that even before the movie. Also, the same thing applies to the word naan.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!
(As you can tell, it really gets on my nerves when someone says chai tea.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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You deserve to be tied down and forced to watch Cocomelon for three months like A Clockwork Orange.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Why yes, that sounds like a perfect idea!
*takes some rope out of his cargo shorts*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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FINALLY! One of you that actually wears shorts!
(A while back while making Heroforge guesses of people here basically every time I put shorts on the figure they were like, "I would never wear shorts. Jeans for me.")
Let's have some chai tea to celebrate. You like vanilla?
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Homebrew idea: Cargo Shorts of Holding.
Thoughts?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Each pocket in the cargo shorts is a bag of holding.
Wearing them gives you disadvantage on social checks with a fashionista.
(I like cargo shorts. Wear them myself. But others seem to hate them for some reason.)
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
I always wear shorts in summer. And yes, most of the time they end up bein' cargo shorts.
(To contrast that, however, I almost always wear jeans in spring, fall, and winter.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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I like cargo shorts. Like seriously, I'm wearin' grayscale camo cargo shorts as I'm typin' this lol.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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I've got grey cargo shorts on too. But they're not camo.
I was thinking "Jeans in Oklahoma winter?" Turns out it gets colder there than I thought. I was thinking it'd be more in the 60s but you actually get below freezing.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Yup. I think last year we got to like -20°F.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Weather gets pretty screwed up around the Mason-Dixon Line. -10 in winter, 105 in summer.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Erm I wear shorts almost every day
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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Here in Central Oklahoma, we get to like -40°F in winter and around 130°F in summer. But those are the extremes.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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I like em a lot but I don't have any anymore.
I also like cargo pants (kinda because a cute girl I know wears them a lot)
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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