People come, People go, and in the end the snake will stand alone
Yes, by the time I am gone I will have killed all the Dragons, so they won't be here anymore. Maybe King Dragon Slayer will remain, to chat with the snake.
And maybe if Yondor ever leaves, he can BAMF back over here for a bit, have a cup of tea maybe, with the snake and the Dragon Slayer.
You will never kill me
We'll see...
I saved your life once
Oh yeah. Maybe I'll bring you close to death, save you to repay my debt, and then kill you properly.
People come, People go, and in the end the snake will stand alone
Yes, by the time I am gone I will have killed all the Dragons, so they won't be here anymore. Maybe King Dragon Slayer will remain, to chat with the snake.
And maybe if Yondor ever leaves, he can BAMF back over here for a bit, have a cup of tea maybe, with the snake and the Dragon Slayer.
You will never kill me
We'll see...
I saved your life once
Oh yeah. Maybe I'll bring you close to death, save you to repay my debt, and then kill you properly.
That wouldn't be repaying your debt
How come?
this is just inception.
Yes
yes
Maybe?
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Boxing Day is the 26th. So that shouldn't be what he's referring to. (Unless he's either a time traveler or just made a huge WOOPS when looking at the calendar.)
As for Monday, not sure what he's celebrating. Dec 19th is National Emo Day apparently, but I have a feeling that's not what he's referring to.
Hey guys. I have an idea. Let’s work together to make Patrick in dnd
Race: Starfish
+4 CON (cartoon physics makes him pretty durable) +1 STR (he's got some pretty good feats of strength in the show) -2 INT (let's be honest, Patrick's not the sharpest tool in the shed)
Base Walking Speed: 25 Base Swim Speed: 25 Can breathe in water
Proficiency (INT) Wumbology
Starfish Endurance: Once per short rest when reduced to 0 hit points, but not killed outright, can instead drop to 1d12+CON hit points.
Starfish Confidence: When making a charisma check roll 1d20. On a 1-10, proceed as normal. On a 11-20 add one more die to the roll and choose the highest value. (sometimes he's a scaredy cat, other times he's got an iron will)
Class: Barbarian (gonna put those ASIs and initial stats into strength, goes with those feats of strength and rage he has in the show)
Hey guys. I have an idea. Let’s work together to make Patrick in dnd
Race: Starfish
+4 CON (cartoon physics makes him pretty durable) +1 STR (he's got some pretty good feats of strength in the show) -2 INT (let's be honest, Patrick's not the sharpest tool in the shed)
Base Walking Speed: 25 Base Swim Speed: 25 Can breathe in water
Proficiency (INT) Wumbology
Starfish Endurance: Once per short rest when reduced to 0 hit points, but not killed outright, can instead drop to 1d12+CON hit points.
Starfish Confidence: When making a charisma check roll 1d20. On a 1-10, proceed as normal. On a 11-20 add one more die to the roll and choose the highest value. (sometimes he's a scaredy cat, other times he's got an iron will)
Class: Barbarian (gonna put those ASIs and initial stats into strength, goes with those feats of strength and rage he has in the show)
Boxing Day is the 26th. So that shouldn't be what he's referring to. (Unless he's either a time traveler or just made a huge WOOPS when looking at the calendar.)
As for Monday, not sure what he's celebrating. Dec 19th is National Emo Day apparently, but I have a feeling that's not what he's referring to.
Not Boxing day,
it's Emo day. I'm joking I'm joking, I'm not referring to Emo day.
So neither of your guesses are right.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Hey guys. I have an idea. Let’s work together to make Patrick in dnd
Race: Starfish
+4 CON (cartoon physics makes him pretty durable) +1 STR (he's got some pretty good feats of strength in the show) -2 INT (let's be honest, Patrick's not the sharpest tool in the shed)
Base Walking Speed: 25 Base Swim Speed: 25 Can breathe in water
Proficiency (INT) Wumbology
Starfish Endurance: Once per short rest when reduced to 0 hit points, but not killed outright, can instead drop to 1d12+CON hit points.
Starfish Confidence: When making a charisma check roll 1d20. On a 1-10, proceed as normal. On a 11-20 add one more die to the roll and choose the highest value. (sometimes he's a scaredy cat, other times he's got an iron will)
Class: Barbarian (gonna put those ASIs and initial stats into strength, goes with those feats of strength and rage he has in the show)
Subclass: ???
Great. Now we just need a subclass.
That is a really cool idea for a starfish! Yes, now for the subclass...
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Hey guys. I have an idea. Let’s work together to make Patrick in dnd
Race: Starfish
+4 CON (cartoon physics makes him pretty durable) +1 STR (he's got some pretty good feats of strength in the show) -2 INT (let's be honest, Patrick's not the sharpest tool in the shed)
Base Walking Speed: 25 Base Swim Speed: 25 Can breathe in water
Proficiency (INT) Wumbology
Starfish Endurance: Once per short rest when reduced to 0 hit points, but not killed outright, can instead drop to 1d12+CON hit points.
Starfish Confidence: When making a charisma check roll 1d20. On a 1-10, proceed as normal. On a 11-20 add one more die to the roll and choose the highest value. (sometimes he's a scaredy cat, other times he's got an iron will)
Class: Barbarian (gonna put those ASIs and initial stats into strength, goes with those feats of strength and rage he has in the show)
Subclass: ???
Great. Now we just need a subclass.
That is a really cool idea for a starfish! Yes, now for the subclass...
You can find me on forum games almost any day. Thanks to Drummer_The_Dragon_Slayer, I make things that should not exist. I also play as a Dragonborn monk.
Beware! I am Master of the Staff, fear me with passion!
I'm back from the dead! For now.
I'm going to befriend a crow. No-one will stop me.
RP wise I don't really have much time on my hands so I'll try.
You can find me on forum games almost any day. Thanks to Drummer_The_Dragon_Slayer, I make things that should not exist. I also play as a Dragonborn monk.
Beware! I am Master of the Staff, fear me with passion!
I'm back from the dead! For now.
I'm going to befriend a crow. No-one will stop me.
RP wise I don't really have much time on my hands so I'll try.
Happy 2024!
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yes
Maybe?
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
That reply chain is cursed man
"Anyone can smith at the cosmic anvil, yet only I can forge a weapon as good as thee."
My Homebrew Please click it, they have my family.
Or is it?
I'm joking it is defo cursed
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Hey drummer you still haven’t told me if I was correct on Boxing Day.
Characters (Links!):
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Boxing Day is the 26th. So that shouldn't be what he's referring to. (Unless he's either a time traveler or just made a huge WOOPS when looking at the calendar.)
As for Monday, not sure what he's celebrating. Dec 19th is National Emo Day apparently, but I have a feeling that's not what he's referring to.
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Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Hey guys. I have an idea. Let’s work together to make Patrick in dnd
MY INFO
potato 😜
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
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Is that an old gothi reference
MY INFO
wut is old gothi
also no
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Look up dingo doodles ep 7
MY INFO
Race: Starfish
+4 CON (cartoon physics makes him pretty durable)
+1 STR (he's got some pretty good feats of strength in the show)
-2 INT (let's be honest, Patrick's not the sharpest tool in the shed)
Base Walking Speed: 25
Base Swim Speed: 25
Can breathe in water
Proficiency (INT) Wumbology
Starfish Endurance: Once per short rest when reduced to 0 hit points, but not killed outright, can instead drop to 1d12+CON hit points.
Starfish Confidence: When making a charisma check roll 1d20. On a 1-10, proceed as normal. On a 11-20 add one more die to the roll and choose the highest value.
(sometimes he's a scaredy cat, other times he's got an iron will)
Class: Barbarian
(gonna put those ASIs and initial stats into strength, goes with those feats of strength and rage he has in the show)
Subclass: ???
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Great. Now we just need a subclass.
MY INFO
Not Boxing day,
it's Emo day. I'm joking I'm joking, I'm not referring to Emo day.
So neither of your guesses are right.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
That is a really cool idea for a starfish! Yes, now for the subclass...
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Path of the sea???
Where when you rage, you have a high swims speed
MY INFO
what are we on about.
I am also here.
Am snek.
Uhhh i dont know
You can find me on forum games almost any day. Thanks to Drummer_The_Dragon_Slayer, I make things that should not exist. I also play as a Dragonborn monk.
Beware! I am Master of the Staff, fear me with passion!
I'm back from the dead! For now.
I'm going to befriend a crow. No-one will stop me.
RP wise I don't really have much time on my hands so I'll try.
Happy 2024!
Starfish barbarian
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Chaotic evil paladin
You can find me on forum games almost any day. Thanks to Drummer_The_Dragon_Slayer, I make things that should not exist. I also play as a Dragonborn monk.
Beware! I am Master of the Staff, fear me with passion!
I'm back from the dead! For now.
I'm going to befriend a crow. No-one will stop me.
RP wise I don't really have much time on my hands so I'll try.
Happy 2024!