Dude has become a non gendered term so that would be acceptable and im sorry i “yelled” (caps) but do not have a fifty fifty chance, gender is an infinite spectrum! 

Oh wait, here's a good joke:

I stood up, and spit the blood out of my mouth. 

"You're stronger than I remember," I say, facing my archnemesis.

The dentist says, "There's a sink right there. Why couldn't you spit in that, instead?"

Ok…

Yeah, that's true. Sorry, I entirely forgot. You're right. I should probably think before I... well, maybe I should just start thinking.

For some reason i cannot think of how to respond to that, i don’t know why…

I've found it's quite hard to continue arguing/yelling at a person who's not yelling/arguing back. I'm not saying you're yelling/arguing btw, your response just made me think of that.

My brain hurts. 

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Hi there I am so sorry to hear about your dad and I don't know what to do with a drunken sailor but I don't know what to do with a drunken sailor 

 I heard 2 verses of that song and i dont want to know what to do with a drunken sailor

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My brain hurts. 

 You'd like to be referred to as they/them then? 

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My brain hurts. 

 Hurts to move 60 feet away from the tavern and the other side of the house and I don't know what to do with a drunken sailor 

 Also why would it hurt to move 60 feet away from the tavern? 

And Zeus, thanks for the credit on my line thingy in your extended sig. (I found it on some youtuber's video description. Don't even remember what video or channel.) 

No, Timber, no more. 

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My brain hurts. 

 You'd like to be referred to as they/them then? 

 Yes but use it as if it is the plural, please don’t use it like: “they is going to the supermarket” use it like normal “they are going to the supermarket” (very random example)

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And Zeus, thanks for the credit on my line thingy in your extended sig. (I found it on some youtuber's video description. Don't even remember what video or channel.) 

 Heh, you looked at my extended sig? I need to read yours again. It's been, like, two weeks already.

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My brain hurts. 

 You'd like to be referred to as they/them then? 

 Yes but use it as if it is the plural, please don’t use it like: “they is going to the supermarket” use it like normal “they are going to the supermarket” (very random example)

 Yeah, logically :) 

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And Zeus, thanks for the credit on my line thingy in your extended sig. (I found it on some youtuber's video description. Don't even remember what video or channel.) 

 Heh, you looked at my extended sig? I need to read yours again. It's been, like, two weeks already.

 Yep, I looked! Mines probably the same as two weeks ago. 

Yeah, I looked at it. Nice. (:

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My brain hurts. 

 You'd like to be referred to as they/them then? 

 Yes but use it as if it is the plural, please don’t use it like: “they is going to the supermarket” use it like normal “they are going to the supermarket” (very random example)

 Yeah, logically :) 

 Thanks, sometimes people try and modify how they use they in the circumstance of singular they.

Me constantly refreshing the page

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My brain hurts. 

 You'd like to be referred to as they/them then? 

 Yes but use it as if it is the plural, please don’t use it like: “they is going to the supermarket” use it like normal “they are going to the supermarket” (very random example)

 Yeah, logically :) 

 Thanks, sometimes people try and modify how they use they in the circumstance of singular they.

 Oh my god, I hate it when people do that. I do a similar thing to annoy my annoying friend, and say "he are annoying." It kinda backfires tho, cuz then he finds other ways to grammatically annoy me.