I will tell the tales of the person who ate all the hamsters in the world. and when every single person hears what youve done!!!! YOU WILL SUFFERRRRRR!! just saying. *smiles cutely*
Nah. You wanna eat something really bad, try a flumph. They’re nasty — like spoiled skittles mixed with vinegar. You’d think a flumph would taste like cotton candy, right? But they don’t. It’s extraordinarily disappointing, to be honest.
Well, we gotta celebrate Come on and grab your silver plate! The marvelous artfulness of these harvested ingredients It might just rot your teeth away Just look away, you'll be okay And fully free of consequence A bottomless index to feed your consciousness!
Come on, it's greater than the stars There’s thousands of treats all laid across in a line Ready to dine! And all the terrors of the world are burning alive But, hey, you're here for the wine! My heart's on fire, love! Every little piece of chocolate's drownin' in rum Ain't that fun? We've got a special treat And for people like you, we'll make it taste perfectly sweet
Well, we gotta celebrate Come on and grab your silver plate! The marvelous artfulness of these harvested ingredients It might just rot your teeth away Just look away, you'll be okay And fully free of consequence A bottomless index to feed your consciousness!
Come on, it's greater than the stars There’s thousands of treats all laid across in a line Ready to dine! And all the terrors of the world are burning alive But, hey, you're here for the wine! My heart's on fire, love! Every little piece of chocolate's drownin' in rum Ain't that fun? We've got a special treat And for people like you, we'll make it taste perfectly sweet
*Grabs megaphone* thank you my dear friend. ALL THE WORLD IS DIM AND DARK BECAUSE THE SMALLEST LIGHT OF THE WOOOOOORLLLLLD ISSSSSS GOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEE!!!! *the violins in the back give a little tune and pack up.* Where did they come from????
MOUTH 621 STOP EATING HIS HAMSTER SUPPLY LETS RUN
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
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I like hamsters... *pouts* why did you eat them all T~T
She/they
loves food
that sums me up
Hamsters aren’t bad with salt.
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*whole face turns red* YOU SAID WHAT NOW
She/they
loves food
that sums me up
Eye 326 had salt but got it in his eye. Now we are out of salt.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE HAMSTERS!!!!!?????? T~T
She/they
loves food
that sums me up
I’ve had worse, is all I’m saying. Y’know?
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
I will tell the tales of the person who ate all the hamsters in the world. and when every single person hears what youve done!!!! YOU WILL SUFFERRRRRR!! just saying. *smiles cutely*
She/they
loves food
that sums me up
"name one food better than cake!"
"hampsters!"
I'm viper, The Ultimate Silly Snake 50/50 whatever I'm saying is a poorly thought-out joke, or something I think makes sense but really doesn't.
i also like being estreeeeeemely chaotic.
I also do commissions! look here for prices!
I mean, they kinda are.
*goes outside and starts screaming at the top of her lungs* THERE ARE NO MORE HAMSTERS LEFT IN THE WOOOOOORLD ALL BECAUSE OF BAALZ
She/they
loves food
that sums me up
I will hand you the world's largest megaphone
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
Nah. You wanna eat something really bad, try a flumph. They’re nasty — like spoiled skittles mixed with vinegar. You’d think a flumph would taste like cotton candy, right? But they don’t. It’s extraordinarily disappointing, to be honest.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Well, we gotta celebrate
Come on and grab your silver plate!
The marvelous artfulness of these harvested ingredients
It might just rot your teeth away
Just look away, you'll be okay
And fully free of consequence
A bottomless index to feed your consciousness!
Come on, it's greater than the stars
There’s thousands of treats all laid across in a line
Ready to dine!
And all the terrors of the world are burning alive
But, hey, you're here for the wine!
My heart's on fire, love!
Every little piece of chocolate's drownin' in rum
Ain't that fun? We've got a special treat
And for people like you, we'll make it taste perfectly sweet
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
you seem stressed.here.*i offer you alive hampster with whipped cream and sprinkles on its head*
I'm viper, The Ultimate Silly Snake 50/50 whatever I'm saying is a poorly thought-out joke, or something I think makes sense but really doesn't.
i also like being estreeeeeemely chaotic.
I also do commissions! look here for prices!
*starts throwing tomatoes at you*
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
*Grabs megaphone* thank you my dear friend. ALL THE WORLD IS DIM AND DARK BECAUSE THE SMALLEST LIGHT OF THE WOOOOOORLLLLLD ISSSSSS GOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEE!!!! *the violins in the back give a little tune and pack up.* Where did they come from????
She/they
loves food
that sums me up
Okay, I never said I ate any hamsters, let alone all of them.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
We still have DON THE FLUMPH. *worlds cutest Flumph appears*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*goes inside and washes off all whipped cream and sprinkles.* IF ANYONE EATS MY HAMSTER YOU DIEEEEEE
She/they
loves food
that sums me up