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The barber only shaves people who don’t shave themselves. Who shaves the barber? If the barber shaves himself, that means he shouldn’t be shaved by the barber. If the barber doesn’t shave himself, that means the barber needs to shave him.
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Uh I don’t have that question. I’m not a barber, I don’t like to go to the barber, and I don’t aspire to be a barber. So why should I be talking about that?
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I've got this guy, Giuseppe, best barber in town. Thanks to him and those complimentary services I'm down to a torso and head. I've got 17 leeches on me right now as we speak!
I've got this guy, Giuseppe, best barber in town. Thanks to him and those complimentary services I'm down to a torso and head. I've got 17 leeches on me right now as we speak!
Wow, he sounds great. I'm trying to find a good traditional barber myself. My old one got shut down for some sort of "health hazard".
I've been trying to find a good barber for some time now, but whenever I find one an angry mob drives them away. Or is that the witches I've been looking for.
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The barber only shaves people who don’t shave themselves. Who shaves the barber? If the barber shaves himself, that means he shouldn’t be shaved by the barber. If the barber doesn’t shave himself, that means the barber needs to shave him.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
The barber shaves the barber. Your initial premise that barbers only shave people that don't shave themselves is wrong.
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Why are we talking about barbers shaving barbers?
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
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The real question is why you're not talking about barbers shaving barbers.
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Uh I don’t have that question. I’m not a barber, I don’t like to go to the barber, and I don’t aspire to be a barber. So why should I be talking about that?
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
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Because it's one of the quintessential questions of life. To know the barber is to know yourself.
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The best sort of barber is the sort that throws in a free amputation or leeching along with your shave.
Surgeons are my favorite barbers
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I’m not a barber so I wouldn’t know myself
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
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I know, right!
I've got this guy, Giuseppe, best barber in town. Thanks to him and those complimentary services I'm down to a torso and head. I've got 17 leeches on me right now as we speak!
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Leeches don’t sound good
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
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Don't worry they're good for sucking out evil. You know, the reason anyone gets sick.
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They actually have legitimate medical usage. (IIRC it's part of when there's an infected area, leeching that area can help out.)
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But… for hair?
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
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Wow, he sounds great. I'm trying to find a good traditional barber myself. My old one got shut down for some sort of "health hazard".
Health issues…
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
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So do maggots. They are sometimes put in a wound to eat away the dead, infected flesh.
I've been trying to find a good barber for some time now, but whenever I find one an angry mob drives them away. Or is that the witches I've been looking for.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
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OKAY OKAY! We’re talking about barbers here, not doctors!!! Nor leeches or maggots!
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
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