*pulls up in a cop car* WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO *pulls out a paper* Hey! Stop doing all the the Geneva Suggestions!
[REDACTED]
RUN! COMMIT ALL THE WAR CRIMES YOU WANT!
woahhhh let's not threaten violence to actual people here even if you're just kidding
i mean if you have an agreement with that person then cool yeah do wtv but I'm guessing that's not the case here-
(Sorry my bad.)
He slashes Vitus' car's tires then yells, "RUN! DON'T LET HIM STOP YOU FROM COMMITING WAR CRIMES!" He then does not harm Vitus, but instead rips up his paper in an extremely passive aggressive manner.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
i have a third account now. or rather, I have acquired my OG account.
Sweet!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*pulls up in a cop car* WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO *pulls out a paper* Hey! Stop doing all the the Geneva Suggestions!
*shoots the Vitus in the head then slashes his car's tires*
RUN! COMMIT ALL THE WAR CRIMES YOU WANT!
woahhhh let's not threaten violence to actual people here even if you're just kidding
i mean if you have an agreement with that person then cool yeah do wtv but I'm guessing that's not the case here-
(Sorry my bad.)
He slashes Vitus' car's tires then yells, "RUN! DON'T LET HIM STOP YOU FROM COMMITING WAR CRIMES!" He then does not harm Vitus, but instead rips up his paper in an extremely passive aggressive manner.
Ah. Thank you for reducing your level of force usage.
Now I'm still alive to use full force against you. >:D
*pulls up in a cop car* WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO *pulls out a paper* Hey! Stop doing all the the Geneva Suggestions!
[REDACTED]
RUN! COMMIT ALL THE WAR CRIMES YOU WANT!
woahhhh let's not threaten violence to actual people here even if you're just kidding
i mean if you have an agreement with that person then cool yeah do wtv but I'm guessing that's not the case here-
(Sorry my bad.)
He slashes Vitus' car's tires then yells, "RUN! DON'T LET HIM STOP YOU FROM COMMITING WAR CRIMES!" He then does not harm Vitus, but instead rips up his paper in an extremely passive aggressive manner.
(now that's the spirit!)
I take the paper and stomp on it as if that's gonna do anything
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(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Though I'll probably forget it by the time it comes around. So, 5 months and 15 days early, Happy Birthday! Enjoy your Sweet 16! (That's an order. There will be repercussions if you don't.)
I'm telling you this far ahead cause I'm counting on the fact that everyone will forever by then lol. thanks though
i feel dumb asking this but can boys even have sweet 16's?? i thought it was just for girls but maybe im mistaken
I guess it depends on how you define a Sweet 16. My mother made signs with the number 16 spelled out using fun-sized candybars for myself and some cousins of mine. And the ones I'm thinking of were all male.
But our 16th birthday parties were also pretty much regular ones so not sure if you're thinking of something special in particular.
ahhh alright
idk, a lot of my classmates are like "ew you're doing stuff to celebrate your birthday? lame"
LIKE- YEAH. YEAH I AM. LET ME HAVE FUN
or maybe they were just being sarcastic. idk lol
If your classmates have a thing against birthday parties then they're the lame ones.
*pulls up in a cop car* WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO *pulls out a paper* Hey! Stop doing all the the Geneva Suggestions!
[REDACTED]
RUN! COMMIT ALL THE WAR CRIMES YOU WANT!
woahhhh let's not threaten violence to actual people here even if you're just kidding
i mean if you have an agreement with that person then cool yeah do wtv but I'm guessing that's not the case here-
(Sorry my bad.)
He slashes Vitus' car's tires then yells, "RUN! DON'T LET HIM STOP YOU FROM COMMITING WAR CRIMES!" He then does not harm Vitus, but instead rips up his paper in an extremely passive aggressive manner.
(now that's the spirit!)
I take the paper and stomp on it as if that's gonna do anything
*pulls up in a cop car* WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO *pulls out a paper* Hey! Stop doing all the the Geneva Suggestions!
*shoots the Vitus in the head then slashes his car's tires*
RUN! COMMIT ALL THE WAR CRIMES YOU WANT!
woahhhh let's not threaten violence to actual people here even if you're just kidding
i mean if you have an agreement with that person then cool yeah do wtv but I'm guessing that's not the case here-
(Sorry my bad.)
He slashes Vitus' car's tires then yells, "RUN! DON'T LET HIM STOP YOU FROM COMMITING WAR CRIMES!" He then does not harm Vitus, but instead rips up his paper in an extremely passive aggressive manner.
Ah. Thank you for reducing your level of force usage.
Now I'm still alive to use full force against you. >:D
(I always use way too much force for things in real life, and I'm tryin' to get better at it.)
Do you really want to attack a 12,000 year old greatwyrm?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*pulls up in a cop car* WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO *pulls out a paper* Hey! Stop doing all the the Geneva Suggestions!
*shoots the Vitus in the head then slashes his car's tires*
RUN! COMMIT ALL THE WAR CRIMES YOU WANT!
woahhhh let's not threaten violence to actual people here even if you're just kidding
i mean if you have an agreement with that person then cool yeah do wtv but I'm guessing that's not the case here-
(Sorry my bad.)
He slashes Vitus' car's tires then yells, "RUN! DON'T LET HIM STOP YOU FROM COMMITING WAR CRIMES!" He then does not harm Vitus, but instead rips up his paper in an extremely passive aggressive manner.
Ah. Thank you for reducing your level of force usage.
Now I'm still alive to use full force against you. >:D
(I always use way too much force for things in real life, and I'm tryin' to get better at it.)
Do you really want to attack a 12,000 year old greatwyrm?
(honestly no offense was taken; I get the friendly banter)
*pulls up in a cop car* WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO *pulls out a paper* Hey! Stop doing all the the Geneva Suggestions!
[REDACTED]
RUN! COMMIT ALL THE WAR CRIMES YOU WANT!
woahhhh let's not threaten violence to actual people here even if you're just kidding
i mean if you have an agreement with that person then cool yeah do wtv but I'm guessing that's not the case here-
(Sorry my bad.)
He slashes Vitus' car's tires then yells, "RUN! DON'T LET HIM STOP YOU FROM COMMITING WAR CRIMES!" He then does not harm Vitus, but instead rips up his paper in an extremely passive aggressive manner.
(now that's the spirit!)
I take the paper and stomp on it as if that's gonna do anything
*rolls up with a fully armed Apache helicopter*
I would suggest you step down. I am a 12,000 year old greatwyrm, which means I possess power and knowledge you couldn't even dream of having.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*pulls up in a cop car* WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO *pulls out a paper* Hey! Stop doing all the the Geneva Suggestions!
*shoots the Vitus in the head then slashes his car's tires*
RUN! COMMIT ALL THE WAR CRIMES YOU WANT!
woahhhh let's not threaten violence to actual people here even if you're just kidding
i mean if you have an agreement with that person then cool yeah do wtv but I'm guessing that's not the case here-
(Sorry my bad.)
He slashes Vitus' car's tires then yells, "RUN! DON'T LET HIM STOP YOU FROM COMMITING WAR CRIMES!" He then does not harm Vitus, but instead rips up his paper in an extremely passive aggressive manner.
Ah. Thank you for reducing your level of force usage.
Now I'm still alive to use full force against you. >:D
(I always use way too much force for things in real life, and I'm tryin' to get better at it.)
Do you really want to attack a 12,000 year old greatwyrm?
(honestly no offense was taken; I get the friendly banter)
*nods*
*cocks nuclear shotgun*
*readies Sapping Breath*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*pulls up in a cop car* WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO *pulls out a paper* Hey! Stop doing all the the Geneva Suggestions!
*shoots the Vitus in the head then slashes his car's tires*
RUN! COMMIT ALL THE WAR CRIMES YOU WANT!
woahhhh let's not threaten violence to actual people here even if you're just kidding
i mean if you have an agreement with that person then cool yeah do wtv but I'm guessing that's not the case here-
(Sorry my bad.)
He slashes Vitus' car's tires then yells, "RUN! DON'T LET HIM STOP YOU FROM COMMITING WAR CRIMES!" He then does not harm Vitus, but instead rips up his paper in an extremely passive aggressive manner.
Ah. Thank you for reducing your level of force usage.
Now I'm still alive to use full force against you. >:D
(I always use way too much force for things in real life, and I'm tryin' to get better at it.)
Do you really want to attack a 12,000 year old greatwyrm?
(honestly no offense was taken; I get the friendly banter)
*nods*
*cocks nuclear shotgun*
*readies Sapping Breath*
*fires*
That'll be...
10631 force damage, 10398 radiant damage, 10241 fire damage. Then the debris will do another 5507 bludgeoning damage, DEX DC 50 for half. And another 711 radiant damage for every round you start within a 10-mile radius of the blast. DC CON 50 for half.
Though I'll probably forget it by the time it comes around. So, 5 months and 15 days early, Happy Birthday! Enjoy your Sweet 16! (That's an order. There will be repercussions if you don't.)
I'm telling you this far ahead cause I'm counting on the fact that everyone will forever by then lol. thanks though
i feel dumb asking this but can boys even have sweet 16's?? i thought it was just for girls but maybe im mistaken
I guess it depends on how you define a Sweet 16. My mother made signs with the number 16 spelled out using fun-sized candybars for myself and some cousins of mine. And the ones I'm thinking of were all male.
But our 16th birthday parties were also pretty much regular ones so not sure if you're thinking of something special in particular.
ahhh alright
idk, a lot of my classmates are like "ew you're doing stuff to celebrate your birthday? lame"
LIKE- YEAH. YEAH I AM. LET ME HAVE FUN
or maybe they were just being sarcastic. idk lol
If your classmates have a thing against birthday parties then they're the lame ones.
yeahh exactly
although it's nice though because I don't even like bringing a ton of people to parties -- I'm really bad at saying no to people cause I'm worried I'm gonna hurt their feelings. it's an easy way to just skip that part and only invite the people I actually wanna hangout with
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(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
*pulls up in a cop car* WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO *pulls out a paper* Hey! Stop doing all the the Geneva Suggestions!
*shoots the Vitus in the head then slashes his car's tires*
RUN! COMMIT ALL THE WAR CRIMES YOU WANT!
woahhhh let's not threaten violence to actual people here even if you're just kidding
i mean if you have an agreement with that person then cool yeah do wtv but I'm guessing that's not the case here-
(Sorry my bad.)
He slashes Vitus' car's tires then yells, "RUN! DON'T LET HIM STOP YOU FROM COMMITING WAR CRIMES!" He then does not harm Vitus, but instead rips up his paper in an extremely passive aggressive manner.
Ah. Thank you for reducing your level of force usage.
Now I'm still alive to use full force against you. >:D
(I always use way too much force for things in real life, and I'm tryin' to get better at it.)
Do you really want to attack a 12,000 year old greatwyrm?
(honestly no offense was taken; I get the friendly banter)
*nods*
*cocks nuclear shotgun*
*readies Sapping Breath*
*fires*
That'll be...
10598 force damage, 10359 radiant damage, 10735 fire damage. Then the debris will do another 5339 bludgeoning damage, DEX DC 50 for half. And another 676 radiant damage for every round you start within a 10-mile radius of the blast. DC CON 50 for half.
One, I'm immune to fire damage. Two, I forget about usin' Sapping Breath and instead use my reaction to cast Uno Reverse!.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*pulls up in a cop car* WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO *pulls out a paper* Hey! Stop doing all the the Geneva Suggestions!
*shoots the Vitus in the head then slashes his car's tires*
RUN! COMMIT ALL THE WAR CRIMES YOU WANT!
woahhhh let's not threaten violence to actual people here even if you're just kidding
i mean if you have an agreement with that person then cool yeah do wtv but I'm guessing that's not the case here-
(Sorry my bad.)
He slashes Vitus' car's tires then yells, "RUN! DON'T LET HIM STOP YOU FROM COMMITING WAR CRIMES!" He then does not harm Vitus, but instead rips up his paper in an extremely passive aggressive manner.
Ah. Thank you for reducing your level of force usage.
Now I'm still alive to use full force against you. >:D
(I always use way too much force for things in real life, and I'm tryin' to get better at it.)
Do you really want to attack a 12,000 year old greatwyrm?
(honestly no offense was taken; I get the friendly banter)
*nods*
*cocks nuclear shotgun*
*readies Sapping Breath*
*fires*
That'll be...
10598 force damage, 10359 radiant damage, 10735 fire damage. Then the debris will do another 5339 bludgeoning damage, DEX DC 50 for half. And another 676 radiant damage for every round you start within a 10-mile radius of the blast. DC CON 50 for half.
One, I'm immune to fire damage. Two, I forget about usin' Sapping Breath and instead use my reaction to cast Nuh-uh!.
*pulls up in a cop car* WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO *pulls out a paper* Hey! Stop doing all the the Geneva Suggestions!
*shoots the Vitus in the head then slashes his car's tires*
RUN! COMMIT ALL THE WAR CRIMES YOU WANT!
woahhhh let's not threaten violence to actual people here even if you're just kidding
i mean if you have an agreement with that person then cool yeah do wtv but I'm guessing that's not the case here-
(Sorry my bad.)
He slashes Vitus' car's tires then yells, "RUN! DON'T LET HIM STOP YOU FROM COMMITING WAR CRIMES!" He then does not harm Vitus, but instead rips up his paper in an extremely passive aggressive manner.
Ah. Thank you for reducing your level of force usage.
Now I'm still alive to use full force against you. >:D
(I always use way too much force for things in real life, and I'm tryin' to get better at it.)
Do you really want to attack a 12,000 year old greatwyrm?
(honestly no offense was taken; I get the friendly banter)
*nods*
*cocks nuclear shotgun*
*readies Sapping Breath*
*fires*
That'll be...
10598 force damage, 10359 radiant damage, 10735 fire damage. Then the debris will do another 5339 bludgeoning damage, DEX DC 50 for half. And another 676 radiant damage for every round you start within a 10-mile radius of the blast. DC CON 50 for half.
One, I'm immune to fire damage. Two, I forget about usin' Sapping Breath and instead use my reaction to cast Nuh-uh!.
You can't counterspell gun...
I know, so that's why I edited it to say Uno Reverse! and not Nuh-uh!, but you posted your comment before I finished editing it.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hey my warlocks! Cease this fighting or I shall use one of my avatars to intervene!
Awww, no bloodshed? Fiiiiiiine...
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
woahhhh let's not threaten violence to actual people here even if you're just kidding
i mean if you have an agreement with that person then cool yeah do wtv but I'm guessing that's not the case here-
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
i have a third account now. or rather, I have acquired my OG account.
Back in black baby
(Sorry my bad.)
He slashes Vitus' car's tires then yells, "RUN! DON'T LET HIM STOP YOU FROM COMMITING WAR CRIMES!" He then does not harm Vitus, but instead rips up his paper in an extremely passive aggressive manner.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Sweet!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Ah. Thank you for reducing your level of force usage.
Now I'm still alive to use full force against you. >:D
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
(now that's the spirit!)
I take the paper and stomp on it as if that's gonna do anything
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
If your classmates have a thing against birthday parties then they're the lame ones.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
*rolls up with a fully armed Apache helicopter*
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
(I always use way too much force for things in real life, and I'm tryin' to get better at it.)
Do you really want to attack a 12,000 year old greatwyrm?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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(honestly no offense was taken; I get the friendly banter)
*nods*
*cocks nuclear shotgun*
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
I would suggest you step down. I am a 12,000 year old greatwyrm, which means I possess power and knowledge you couldn't even dream of having.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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*readies Sapping Breath*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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I have some ideas for artificer subclasses:
the reanimator, Frankenstein necromancy style wizard. Final ability gives them a flesh golem.
the demolitionist, explosions, bigger, better, and with 100 percent more radiation!
the dressmaker (names work in progress) make magic armor! Tons of magic armor! Infinite power through FASHION!
*fires*
That'll be...
10631 force damage, 10398 radiant damage, 10241 fire damage. Then the debris will do another 5507 bludgeoning damage, DEX DC 50 for half. And another 711 radiant damage for every round you start within a 10-mile radius of the blast. DC CON 50 for half.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
yeahh exactly
although it's nice though because I don't even like bringing a ton of people to parties -- I'm really bad at saying no to people cause I'm worried I'm gonna hurt their feelings. it's an easy way to just skip that part and only invite the people I actually wanna hangout with
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
One, I'm immune to fire damage. Two, I forget about usin' Sapping Breath and instead use my reaction to cast Uno Reverse!.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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You can't counterspell gun...
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
I know, so that's why I edited it to say Uno Reverse! and not Nuh-uh!, but you posted your comment before I finished editing it.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Hey my warlocks! Cease this fighting or I shall use one of my avatars to intervene!
Awww, no bloodshed? Fiiiiiiine...
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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