So Vitus, Tendilius and Juniper are an item, eh? It would be a shame if something... happened to them.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I'm fine with it on salad. In fact, I usually eat salad with cheese on it.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
i don't like it because my mom will buy a giant box of the cesar salad from Costco and then put the cheese on it and then cause it's a big box we won't finish it so we have to eat the rest of it the next day
but by that point the cheese has been sitting in the lettuce for so long that it just kinda turns to goo and it's gross
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I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Fair. Never had to do day-old salad cheese. Also never thought of Costco for salad, but I guess it makes sense for a family of 6.
wait how did you know that im (kinda) a family of six??
HE'S A STALKER! RUN!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Fair. Never had to do day-old salad cheese. Also never thought of Costco for salad, but I guess it makes sense for a family of 6.
wait how did you know that im (kinda) a family of six??
You mentioned it. We've got you, the older brother, a sister, and I don't remember the 4th kid. Then your parents.
impressive, I didn't expect you to remember that
older brother, then me, then younger brother then younger sister.
parents got divorced. dad remarried last week actually. so add step mom and younger step sister. sometimes I'm a family of 7, sometimes a family of 5 depending on which parent I'm with
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I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Fair. Never had to do day-old salad cheese. Also never thought of Costco for salad, but I guess it makes sense for a family of 6.
wait how did you know that im (kinda) a family of six??
HE'S A STALKER! RUN!
lmao
im sure I've mentioned how many family members I have sometime during my time on ddb. I think I'm just surprised that someone actually remembered
idk, then again that's coming from someone who doesn't even know the name of half the people they talk to irl. (I'm really bad with names...)
Same with names. There's some people at a church group I go to who I've seen there for a year or more and I'm still not sure on their names.
oof. and it reaches a point in time where you can't really ask them for their name, especially since they know yours. then you kinda just get stuck until someone else says the person's name in which you promise yourself you're gonna remember
...and then you forget
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(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Fair. Never had to do day-old salad cheese. Also never thought of Costco for salad, but I guess it makes sense for a family of 6.
wait how did you know that im (kinda) a family of six??
You mentioned it. We've got you, the older brother, a sister, and I don't remember the 4th kid. Then your parents.
impressive, I didn't expect you to remember that
older brother, then me, then younger brother then younger sister.
parents got divorced. dad remarried last week actually. so add step mom and younger step sister. sometimes I'm a family of 7, sometimes a family of 5 depending on which parent I'm with
Fair. Never had to do day-old salad cheese. Also never thought of Costco for salad, but I guess it makes sense for a family of 6.
wait how did you know that im (kinda) a family of six??
HE'S A STALKER! RUN!
lmao
im sure I've mentioned how many family members I have sometime during my time on ddb. I think I'm just surprised that someone actually remembered
idk, then again that's coming from someone who doesn't even know the name of half the people they talk to irl. (I'm really bad with names...)
Same with names. There's some people at a church group I go to who I've seen there for a year or more and I'm still not sure on their names.
oof. and it reaches a point in time where you can't really ask them for their name, especially since they know yours. then you kinda just get stuck until someone else says the person's name in which you promise yourself you're gonna remember
Fair. Never had to do day-old salad cheese. Also never thought of Costco for salad, but I guess it makes sense for a family of 6.
wait how did you know that im (kinda) a family of six??
You mentioned it. We've got you, the older brother, a sister, and I don't remember the 4th kid. Then your parents.
impressive, I didn't expect you to remember that
older brother, then me, then younger brother then younger sister.
parents got divorced. dad remarried last week actually. so add step mom and younger step sister. sometimes I'm a family of 7, sometimes a family of 5 depending on which parent I'm with
Fair. Never had to do day-old salad cheese. Also never thought of Costco for salad, but I guess it makes sense for a family of 6.
wait how did you know that im (kinda) a family of six??
HE'S A STALKER! RUN!
lmao
im sure I've mentioned how many family members I have sometime during my time on ddb. I think I'm just surprised that someone actually remembered
idk, then again that's coming from someone who doesn't even know the name of half the people they talk to irl. (I'm really bad with names...)
Same with names. There's some people at a church group I go to who I've seen there for a year or more and I'm still not sure on their names.
oof. and it reaches a point in time where you can't really ask them for their name, especially since they know yours. then you kinda just get stuck until someone else says the person's name in which you promise yourself you're gonna remember
...and then you forget
PFFFFFFFFFFT HAHA!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
random question:
what's y'all's opinion of cheese on salad
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
So Vitus, Tendilius and Juniper are an item, eh? It would be a shame if something... happened to them.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Depends on what cheese.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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uhh any kind of cheese you want
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
I think it's good.
Parmesan on a salad makes sense.
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I'm fine with it on salad. In fact, I usually eat salad with cheese on it.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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i don't like it
i don't like it because my mom will buy a giant box of the cesar salad from Costco and then put the cheese on it and then cause it's a big box we won't finish it so we have to eat the rest of it the next day
but by that point the cheese has been sitting in the lettuce for so long that it just kinda turns to goo and it's gross
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
Fair. Never had to do day-old salad cheese. Also never thought of Costco for salad, but I guess it makes sense for a family of 6.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
wait how did you know that im (kinda) a family of six??
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
HE'S A STALKER! RUN!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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You mentioned it. We've got you, the older brother, a sister, and I don't remember the 4th kid. Then your parents.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
lmao
im sure I've mentioned how many family members I have sometime during my time on ddb. I think I'm just surprised that someone actually remembered
idk, then again that's coming from someone who doesn't even know the name of half the people they talk to irl. (I'm really bad with names...)
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
Same with names. There's some people at a church group I go to who I've seen there for a year or more and I'm still not sure on their names.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
impressive, I didn't expect you to remember that
older brother, then me, then younger brother then younger sister.
parents got divorced. dad remarried last week actually. so add step mom and younger step sister. sometimes I'm a family of 7, sometimes a family of 5 depending on which parent I'm with
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
oof. and it reaches a point in time where you can't really ask them for their name, especially since they know yours. then you kinda just get stuck until someone else says the person's name in which you promise yourself you're gonna remember
...and then you forget
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
Alrighty. Will try to remember.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
PFFFFFFFFFFT HAHA!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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I have the fancy paper! (My diploma)
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Yay! Congratulations.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
I recieved 425 card money
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger