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The Duck Spell

LEVEL

2nd

CASTING TIME

1 Action

RANGE/AREA

100 ft

COMPONENTS

V, S

DURATION

Until Dispelled

SCHOOL

Conjuration

ATTACK/SAVE

WIS Save

DAMAGE/EFFECT

 Psychic

You conjure a lemonade stand and a duck, the latter of which repeatedly arrives at the lemonade stand to ask for grapes, annoying the lemonade stand's owner.

Choose a creature within range. This creature is now the owner of the lemonade stand, which appears 5 feet in front of it. While this spell is in effect, the creature cannot move away from the lemonade stand, and if any creature within range has any grapes in it's inventory they disappear until the spell ends. The stand is wooden, has immunity to all damage, provides half-cover, and is one size larger then the creature. It magically creates 1 glass of lemonade whenever there are 3 or less glasses, which all disappear along with the stand when the spell ends. 

On your turn each round, a duck walks up to the lemonade stand, and says to the creature running the stand, "Hey! Bam bam bam, got any grapes?" The duck knows all languages but will only speak in Common, has 20 hit points and resistance to all forms of damage, and will not accept lemonade, only grapes, which the stand owner does not have. This magically annoys the owner, making it take 1d6 psychic damage. Then the duck waddles away, saying "waddle waddle", till the very next round. Each round after this, the lemonade stand owner takes 1d6 more psychic damage.

On the lemonade stand's owner turn each round, it can make a Wisdom saving throw. On a fail, nothing happens. On a success, the spell ends.

 

At Higher Levels. For each spell slot above second level, the psychic damage begins with 1 more D6.

 

 Got any grapes?

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The Duck Spell

LEVEL

2nd

CASTING TIME

1 Action

RANGE/AREA

100 ft

COMPONENTS

V, S

DURATION

Until Dispelled

SCHOOL

Conjuration

ATTACK/SAVE

WIS Save

DAMAGE/EFFECT

 Psychic

You conjure a lemonade stand and a duck, the latter of which repeatedly arrives at the lemonade stand to ask for grapes, annoying the lemonade stand's owner.

Choose a creature within range. This creature is now the owner of the lemonade stand, which appears 5 feet in front of it. While this spell is in effect, the creature cannot move away from the lemonade stand, and if any creature within range has any grapes in it's inventory they disappear until the spell ends. The stand is wooden, has immunity to all damage, provides half-cover, and is one size larger then the creature. It magically creates 1 glass of lemonade whenever there are 3 or less glasses, which all disappear along with the stand when the spell ends. 

On your turn each round, a duck walks up to the lemonade stand, and says to the creature running the stand, "Hey! Bam bam bam, got any grapes?" The duck knows all languages but will only speak in Common, has 20 hit points and resistance to all forms of damage, and will not accept lemonade, only grapes, which the stand owner does not have. This magically annoys the owner, making it take 1d6 psychic damage. Then the duck waddles away, saying "waddle waddle", till the very next round. Each round after this, the lemonade stand owner takes 1d6 more psychic damage.

On the lemonade stand's owner turn each round, it can make a Wisdom saving throw. On a fail, nothing happens. On a success, the spell ends.

 

At Higher Levels. For each spell slot above second level, the psychic damage begins with 1 more D6.

 

 I find it funny that this could technically go on forever.

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The Duck Spell

LEVEL

2nd

CASTING TIME

1 Action

RANGE/AREA

100 ft

COMPONENTS

V, S

DURATION

Until Dispelled

SCHOOL

Conjuration

ATTACK/SAVE

WIS Save

DAMAGE/EFFECT

 Psychic

You conjure a lemonade stand and a duck, the latter of which repeatedly arrives at the lemonade stand to ask for grapes, annoying the lemonade stand's owner.

Choose a creature within range. This creature is now the owner of the lemonade stand, which appears 5 feet in front of it. While this spell is in effect, the creature cannot move away from the lemonade stand, and if any creature within range has any grapes in it's inventory they disappear until the spell ends. The stand is wooden, has immunity to all damage, provides half-cover, and is one size larger then the creature. It magically creates 1 glass of lemonade whenever there are 3 or less glasses, which all disappear along with the stand when the spell ends. 

On your turn each round, a duck walks up to the lemonade stand, and says to the creature running the stand, "Hey! Bam bam bam, got any grapes?" The duck knows all languages but will only speak in Common, has 20 hit points and resistance to all forms of damage, and will not accept lemonade, only grapes, which the stand owner does not have. This magically annoys the owner, making it take 1d6 psychic damage. Then the duck waddles away, saying "waddle waddle", till the very next round. Each round after this, the lemonade stand owner takes 1d6 more psychic damage.

On the lemonade stand's owner turn each round, it can make a Wisdom saving throw. On a fail, nothing happens. On a success, the spell ends.

 

At Higher Levels. For each spell slot above second level, the psychic damage begins with 1 more D6.

 

 Got any grapes?

 *checks pockets*
An old one from like, 3 weeks ago I think. It may have been in the washer.

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The Duck Spell

LEVEL

2nd

CASTING TIME

1 Action

RANGE/AREA

100 ft

COMPONENTS

V, S

DURATION

Until Dispelled

SCHOOL

Conjuration

ATTACK/SAVE

WIS Save

DAMAGE/EFFECT

 Psychic

You conjure a lemonade stand and a duck, the latter of which repeatedly arrives at the lemonade stand to ask for grapes, annoying the lemonade stand's owner.

Choose a creature within range. This creature is now the owner of the lemonade stand, which appears 5 feet in front of it. While this spell is in effect, the creature cannot move away from the lemonade stand, and if any creature within range has any grapes in it's inventory they disappear until the spell ends. The stand is wooden, has immunity to all damage, provides half-cover, and is one size larger then the creature. It magically creates 1 glass of lemonade whenever there are 3 or less glasses, which all disappear along with the stand when the spell ends. 

On your turn each round, a duck walks up to the lemonade stand, and says to the creature running the stand, "Hey! Bam bam bam, got any grapes?" The duck knows all languages but will only speak in Common, has 20 hit points and resistance to all forms of damage, and will not accept lemonade, only grapes, which the stand owner does not have. This magically annoys the owner, making it take 1d6 psychic damage. Then the duck waddles away, saying "waddle waddle", till the very next round. Each round after this, the lemonade stand owner takes 1d6 more psychic damage.

On the lemonade stand's owner turn each round, it can make a Wisdom saving throw. On a fail, nothing happens. On a success, the spell ends.

 

At Higher Levels. For each spell slot above second level, the psychic damage begins with 1 more D6.

 

 Got any grapes?

 *checks pockets*
An old one from like, 3 weeks ago I think. It may have been in the washer.

 Uhhhh... I'll pass.

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The Duck Spell

LEVEL

2nd

CASTING TIME

1 Action

RANGE/AREA

100 ft

COMPONENTS

V, S

DURATION

Until Dispelled

SCHOOL

Conjuration

ATTACK/SAVE

WIS Save

DAMAGE/EFFECT

 Psychic

You conjure a lemonade stand and a duck, the latter of which repeatedly arrives at the lemonade stand to ask for grapes, annoying the lemonade stand's owner.

Choose a creature within range. This creature is now the owner of the lemonade stand, which appears 5 feet in front of it. While this spell is in effect, the creature cannot move away from the lemonade stand, and if any creature within range has any grapes in it's inventory they disappear until the spell ends. The stand is wooden, has immunity to all damage, provides half-cover, and is one size larger then the creature. It magically creates 1 glass of lemonade whenever there are 3 or less glasses, which all disappear along with the stand when the spell ends. 

On your turn each round, a duck walks up to the lemonade stand, and says to the creature running the stand, "Hey! Bam bam bam, got any grapes?" The duck knows all languages but will only speak in Common, has 20 hit points and resistance to all forms of damage, and will not accept lemonade, only grapes, which the stand owner does not have. This magically annoys the owner, making it take 1d6 psychic damage. Then the duck waddles away, saying "waddle waddle", till the very next round. Each round after this, the lemonade stand owner takes 1d6 more psychic damage.

On the lemonade stand's owner turn each round, it can make a Wisdom saving throw. On a fail, nothing happens. On a success, the spell ends.

 

At Higher Levels. For each spell slot above second level, the psychic damage begins with 1 more D6.

 

 Got any grapes?

 *checks pockets*
An old one from like, 3 weeks ago I think. It may have been in the washer.

 Uhhhh... I'll pass.

 *Then Agate waddled away, waddle waddle,*

Venom horse

whaat?

Venom Horse.

i love eating cookie dough 

i don't love feeling sick afterwards 

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i love eating cookie dough 

i don't love feeling sick afterwards 

That's why you don't eat so much. 😛

Though homemade or storebought? I will say it's a guilty pleasure of mine when making tollhouse chocolate chip cookies to taste a bit of the dough before I put the egg in.

You guys eat cookie dough?

I don't often. Mainly when making chocolate chip cookies. Or the dough for kolaczki. (It's just flour, cream cheese, and powdered sugar.)

Usually I feel like the baked cookie is better.

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i love eating cookie dough 

i don't love feeling sick afterwards 

That's why you don't eat so much. 😛

Though homemade or storebought? I will say it's a guilty pleasure of mine when making tollhouse chocolate chip cookies to taste a bit of the dough before I put the egg in.

 :P it wasn't even that much it's just that for some reason everything has been upsetting my stomach lately 

homemade -- and i use a recipe that doesn't have eggs that way i won't die from salmonella or smth

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You guys eat cookie dough?

 yes <3 i love cookie dough 

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I don't often. Mainly when making chocolate chip cookies. Or the dough for kolaczki. (It's just flour, cream cheese, and powdered sugar.)

Usually I feel like the baked cookie is better.

 Polish food 

Hello starshines, the world says hello!

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Hello starshines, the world says hello!

 hiiii!! 

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Hello starshines, the world says hello!

 PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT.

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Hello starshines, the world says hello!

 hiiii!! 

 How art thou?

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I don't often. Mainly when making chocolate chip cookies. Or the dough for kolaczki. (It's just flour, cream cheese, and powdered sugar.)

Usually I feel like the baked cookie is better.

 Polish food 

 Yep. I like it. Polish sausage, pierogi, potato pancakes. Lots of deliciousness.