*appears from the depths of the Unfathomable abyss, clawing the sides of the cave as I claw my way out, ready to wreak havoc, the moon turning red and dripping with blood as the world nears its end*
The fairy has arrived!
*tosses nachos at the fairy*
You're not you when you're hungry. Have a snack.
*shrieks in disgust*
i don’t like nachos
*adds chili and cheese to the nachos*
LIKE IT OR NOT YOU SHALL SNACK!
(though what kind of person doesn't like nachos!?!?)
OH GODS THAT JUST MAKES IT WORSE
(seriously, they just taste terrible to me)
You. Don't like. NACHOS?!
*begins chanting ominously in Latin and floating*
Arc, run, he has the power Satan and Latin on his side!
I know, I was the person who gave him that power! I’m called the Devil’s Grandmother for a reason!
Oh...
.
.
.
Arc, run, he has the power of You and Latin on his side!
Don’t worry, I’ll just bribe him with my famous snickerdoodles. No mortal can resist the power of baked treats!
....have I ever actually had a snickerdoodle before????
*appears from the depths of the Unfathomable abyss, clawing the sides of the cave as I claw my way out, ready to wreak havoc, the moon turning red and dripping with blood as the world nears its end*
The fairy has arrived!
*tosses nachos at the fairy*
You're not you when you're hungry. Have a snack.
*shrieks in disgust*
i don’t like nachos
*adds chili and cheese to the nachos*
LIKE IT OR NOT YOU SHALL SNACK!
(though what kind of person doesn't like nachos!?!?)
OH GODS THAT JUST MAKES IT WORSE
(seriously, they just taste terrible to me)
You. Don't like. NACHOS?!
*begins chanting ominously in Latin and floating*
Arc, run, he has the power Satan and Latin on his side!
I know, I was the person who gave him that power! I’m called the Devil’s Grandmother for a reason!
Oh...
.
.
.
Arc, run, he has the power of You and Latin on his side!
Don’t worry, I’ll just bribe him with my famous snickerdoodles. No mortal can resist the power of baked treats!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*appears from the depths of the Unfathomable abyss, clawing the sides of the cave as I claw my way out, ready to wreak havoc, the moon turning red and dripping with blood as the world nears its end*
The fairy has arrived!
*tosses nachos at the fairy*
You're not you when you're hungry. Have a snack.
*shrieks in disgust*
i don’t like nachos
*adds chili and cheese to the nachos*
LIKE IT OR NOT YOU SHALL SNACK!
(though what kind of person doesn't like nachos!?!?)
OH GODS THAT JUST MAKES IT WORSE
(seriously, they just taste terrible to me)
You. Don't like. NACHOS?!
*begins chanting ominously in Latin and floating*
Arc, run, he has the power Satan and Latin on his side!
I know, I was the person who gave him that power! I’m called the Devil’s Grandmother for a reason!
Oh...
.
.
.
Arc, run, he has the power of You and Latin on his side!
Don’t worry, I’ll just bribe him with my famous snickerdoodles. No mortal can resist the power of baked treats!
....have I ever actually had a snickerdoodle before????
*Questioning my existence for a moment*
Here, have a snickerdoodle!
*passes one over*
*seriously, if you haven’t, try one*
I should, I was trying to imagine the taste and then my brain did the whole "Sorry, no data found" thing.
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
*appears from the depths of the Unfathomable abyss, clawing the sides of the cave as I claw my way out, ready to wreak havoc, the moon turning red and dripping with blood as the world nears its end*
The fairy has arrived!
*tosses nachos at the fairy*
You're not you when you're hungry. Have a snack.
*shrieks in disgust*
i don’t like nachos
*adds chili and cheese to the nachos*
LIKE IT OR NOT YOU SHALL SNACK!
(though what kind of person doesn't like nachos!?!?)
OH GODS THAT JUST MAKES IT WORSE
(seriously, they just taste terrible to me)
You. Don't like. NACHOS?!
*begins chanting ominously in Latin and floating*
Arc, run, he has the power Satan and Latin on his side!
I know, I was the person who gave him that power! I’m called the Devil’s Grandmother for a reason!
Oh...
.
.
.
Arc, run, he has the power of You and Latin on his side!
Don’t worry, I’ll just bribe him with my famous snickerdoodles. No mortal can resist the power of baked treats!
Alright, what else do you want? We have apple pies, pecan pies, sour apple pies, pumpkin pies, misery pies, enemy pies, cinnamon pies, dragonscale pies, alcohol pies, and other fun pastries! Lots of pies.
and for drinks we have wine, ale, Absinthe, Sprite, Coca Cola, Dr. Pepper, Mt. Dew, Spiders, Pepsi, Fanta, and more!
*appears from the depths of the Unfathomable abyss, clawing the sides of the cave as I claw my way out, ready to wreak havoc, the moon turning red and dripping with blood as the world nears its end*
The fairy has arrived!
*tosses nachos at the fairy*
You're not you when you're hungry. Have a snack.
*shrieks in disgust*
i don’t like nachos
*adds chili and cheese to the nachos*
LIKE IT OR NOT YOU SHALL SNACK!
(though what kind of person doesn't like nachos!?!?)
OH GODS THAT JUST MAKES IT WORSE
(seriously, they just taste terrible to me)
You. Don't like. NACHOS?!
*begins chanting ominously in Latin and floating*
Arc, run, he has the power Satan and Latin on his side!
I know, I was the person who gave him that power! I’m called the Devil’s Grandmother for a reason!
Oh...
.
.
.
Arc, run, he has the power of You and Latin on his side!
Don’t worry, I’ll just bribe him with my famous snickerdoodles. No mortal can resist the power of baked treats!
Alright, what else do you want? We have apple pies, pecan pies, sour apple pies, pumpkin pies, misery pies, enemy pies, cinnamon pies, dragonscale pies, alcohol pies, and other fun pastries! Lots of pies.
and for drinks we have wine, ale, Absinthe, Sprite, Coca Cola, Dr. Pepper, Mt. Dew, Spiders, Pepsi, Fanta, and more!
Gimme a Reeses pie and a Coke, and I'll be satisfied and not try to kill you.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*appears from the depths of the Unfathomable abyss, clawing the sides of the cave as I claw my way out, ready to wreak havoc, the moon turning red and dripping with blood as the world nears its end*
The fairy has arrived!
*tosses nachos at the fairy*
You're not you when you're hungry. Have a snack.
*shrieks in disgust*
i don’t like nachos
*adds chili and cheese to the nachos*
LIKE IT OR NOT YOU SHALL SNACK!
(though what kind of person doesn't like nachos!?!?)
OH GODS THAT JUST MAKES IT WORSE
(seriously, they just taste terrible to me)
You. Don't like. NACHOS?!
*begins chanting ominously in Latin and floating*
Arc, run, he has the power Satan and Latin on his side!
I know, I was the person who gave him that power! I’m called the Devil’s Grandmother for a reason!
Oh...
.
.
.
Arc, run, he has the power of You and Latin on his side!
Don’t worry, I’ll just bribe him with my famous snickerdoodles. No mortal can resist the power of baked treats!
Alright, what else do you want? We have apple pies, pecan pies, sour apple pies, pumpkin pies, misery pies, enemy pies, cinnamon pies, dragonscale pies, alcohol pies, and other fun pastries! Lots of pies.
and for drinks we have wine, ale, Absinthe, Sprite, Coca Cola, Dr. Pepper, Mt. Dew, Spiders, Pepsi, Fanta, and more!
Gimme a Reeses pie and a Coke, and I'll be satisfied and not try to kill you.
Coming right up!
(summons them from thin air, before sitting back in my chair and sipping a B̷̢̡̘͙͙̟̜̳̮̞̩͇͋͆͆͝ͅr̸̨̡͎͓̺̩͊̔͑̍̽̓̐̒̋̚͠͝i̵͕̝̯͔̰̲͇͈̇̈́́͗͛̋͐̌́̂̓̃͘m̸̲̥̱̟̂̓͑́́̃̃m̶̨̜͓̋̈́̈͛̀͑i̵̢͚̩̥͎̜͙͈͕̯̭̗̳͂̎̓̓͋n̷̢̙͕̻̰̩̓̃̇͝g̸̢̧̛̛̠̟̩͎͕̳͖̮͙̥͛͂̎͌̊̿̿̈́̈͂̋̌͜ ̴̨̥̖̟̿̀̑͛̔̇̉͂̍͝͝͝g̸͍͓͚͎͕̦̙̣̲̤͔̘̽̊̌̍̒̋̚̚̕͜l̸̡̪͉̙̗̪͇͓̠̆̈́̇͒͊̕͝͝a̷̰̫̳͎̕s̸̡͈̖͕̪͙̞̼̩͛̓̽͑̓̒̇͛̌̈́̈́̉͝s̸̘͇̰͙̣̯̼̹̊̑͊̃̒̉̅̽̌̌̌̉͠͠ͅ ̶̢̛̻̱̲͎͙̪̝̤̠͎̤̞̫̓̊͛͂͐̎̓͋̈́̈́̉͒͜o̴̺͓͖͚̝͉̼̊́̈́͆̌f̵͎͚̤͚̜͕̰͛̈́̒̓̈́̓̎̒̕ ̴̡̛̩̺̩̗̦̘͕̞̖͕̬͉̑̏̃́̉̈́̐͐͋̀͘͘͝ṣ̵͙̱̝̝̗͈̩͕̃̂̅̌͑́͑̈́̓̅̚ͅp̶̩̺͔̯͎̋͋͌͗î̸͇̍d̶̛̻̻͙̳̳͉̠͍̽̏̄̀̉̋͂̍͌͊͌̉̃͜ͅe̴̢̧͇͇͉̤̭̘͉͓̤͚̼̊̄͆͐͌̾̒̑͊͘r̶̬̻̠̫̓̐́̓̍̈̏͋̓̈͑̚ṣ̸̪̿͊̚
*appears from the depths of the Unfathomable abyss, clawing the sides of the cave as I claw my way out, ready to wreak havoc, the moon turning red and dripping with blood as the world nears its end*
The fairy has arrived!
*tosses nachos at the fairy*
You're not you when you're hungry. Have a snack.
*shrieks in disgust*
i don’t like nachos
*adds chili and cheese to the nachos*
LIKE IT OR NOT YOU SHALL SNACK!
(though what kind of person doesn't like nachos!?!?)
OH GODS THAT JUST MAKES IT WORSE
(seriously, they just taste terrible to me)
You. Don't like. NACHOS?!
*begins chanting ominously in Latin and floating*
Arc, run, he has the power Satan and Latin on his side!
I know, I was the person who gave him that power! I’m called the Devil’s Grandmother for a reason!
Oh...
.
.
.
Arc, run, he has the power of You and Latin on his side!
Don’t worry, I’ll just bribe him with my famous snickerdoodles. No mortal can resist the power of baked treats!
Alright, what else do you want? We have apple pies, pecan pies, sour apple pies, pumpkin pies, misery pies, enemy pies, cinnamon pies, dragonscale pies, alcohol pies, and other fun pastries! Lots of pies.
and for drinks we have wine, ale, Absinthe, Sprite, Coca Cola, Dr. Pepper, Mt. Dew, Spiders, Pepsi, Fanta, and more!
Do you have spider donuts and spider cider? Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders? Where all proceeds go to real spiders?
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
*appears from the depths of the Unfathomable abyss, clawing the sides of the cave as I claw my way out, ready to wreak havoc, the moon turning red and dripping with blood as the world nears its end*
The fairy has arrived!
*tosses nachos at the fairy*
You're not you when you're hungry. Have a snack.
*shrieks in disgust*
i don’t like nachos
*adds chili and cheese to the nachos*
LIKE IT OR NOT YOU SHALL SNACK!
(though what kind of person doesn't like nachos!?!?)
OH GODS THAT JUST MAKES IT WORSE
(seriously, they just taste terrible to me)
You. Don't like. NACHOS?!
*begins chanting ominously in Latin and floating*
Arc, run, he has the power Satan and Latin on his side!
I know, I was the person who gave him that power! I’m called the Devil’s Grandmother for a reason!
Oh...
.
.
.
Arc, run, he has the power of You and Latin on his side!
Don’t worry, I’ll just bribe him with my famous snickerdoodles. No mortal can resist the power of baked treats!
Alright, what else do you want? We have apple pies, pecan pies, sour apple pies, pumpkin pies, misery pies, enemy pies, cinnamon pies, dragonscale pies, alcohol pies, and other fun pastries! Lots of pies.
and for drinks we have wine, ale, Absinthe, Sprite, Coca Cola, Dr. Pepper, Mt. Dew, Spiders, Pepsi, Fanta, and more!
Do you have spider donuts and spider cider? Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders? Where all proceeds go to real spiders?
*appears from the depths of the Unfathomable abyss, clawing the sides of the cave as I claw my way out, ready to wreak havoc, the moon turning red and dripping with blood as the world nears its end*
The fairy has arrived!
*tosses nachos at the fairy*
You're not you when you're hungry. Have a snack.
*shrieks in disgust*
i don’t like nachos
*adds chili and cheese to the nachos*
LIKE IT OR NOT YOU SHALL SNACK!
(though what kind of person doesn't like nachos!?!?)
OH GODS THAT JUST MAKES IT WORSE
(seriously, they just taste terrible to me)
You. Don't like. NACHOS?!
*begins chanting ominously in Latin and floating*
Arc, run, he has the power Satan and Latin on his side!
I know, I was the person who gave him that power! I’m called the Devil’s Grandmother for a reason!
Oh...
.
.
.
Arc, run, he has the power of You and Latin on his side!
Don’t worry, I’ll just bribe him with my famous snickerdoodles. No mortal can resist the power of baked treats!
Alright, what else do you want? We have apple pies, pecan pies, sour apple pies, pumpkin pies, misery pies, enemy pies, cinnamon pies, dragonscale pies, alcohol pies, and other fun pastries! Lots of pies.
and for drinks we have wine, ale, Absinthe, Sprite, Coca Cola, Dr. Pepper, Mt. Dew, Spiders, Pepsi, Fanta, and more!
Do you have spider donuts and spider cider? Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders? Where all proceeds go to real spiders?
Why of course! We are not savages!
Yay!
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
*appears from the depths of the Unfathomable abyss, clawing the sides of the cave as I claw my way out, ready to wreak havoc, the moon turning red and dripping with blood as the world nears its end*
The fairy has arrived!
*tosses nachos at the fairy*
You're not you when you're hungry. Have a snack.
*shrieks in disgust*
i don’t like nachos
*adds chili and cheese to the nachos*
LIKE IT OR NOT YOU SHALL SNACK!
(though what kind of person doesn't like nachos!?!?)
OH GODS THAT JUST MAKES IT WORSE
(seriously, they just taste terrible to me)
You. Don't like. NACHOS?!
*begins chanting ominously in Latin and floating*
Arc, run, he has the power Satan and Latin on his side!
I know, I was the person who gave him that power! I’m called the Devil’s Grandmother for a reason!
Oh...
.
.
.
Arc, run, he has the power of You and Latin on his side!
Don’t worry, I’ll just bribe him with my famous snickerdoodles. No mortal can resist the power of baked treats!
Alright, what else do you want? We have apple pies, pecan pies, sour apple pies, pumpkin pies, misery pies, enemy pies, cinnamon pies, dragonscale pies, alcohol pies, and other fun pastries! Lots of pies.
and for drinks we have wine, ale, Absinthe, Sprite, Coca Cola, Dr. Pepper, Mt. Dew, Spiders, Pepsi, Fanta, and more!
Gimme a Reeses pie and a Coke, and I'll be satisfied and not try to kill you.
Coming right up!
(summons them from thin air, before sitting back in my chair and sipping a B̷̢̡̘͙͙̟̜̳̮̞̩͇͋͆͆͝ͅr̸̨̡͎͓̺̩͊̔͑̍̽̓̐̒̋̚͠͝i̵͕̝̯͔̰̲͇͈̇̈́́͗͛̋͐̌́̂̓̃͘m̸̲̥̱̟̂̓͑́́̃̃m̶̨̜͓̋̈́̈͛̀͑i̵̢͚̩̥͎̜͙͈͕̯̭̗̳͂̎̓̓͋n̷̢̙͕̻̰̩̓̃̇͝g̸̢̧̛̛̠̟̩͎͕̳͖̮͙̥͛͂̎͌̊̿̿̈́̈͂̋̌͜ ̴̨̥̖̟̿̀̑͛̔̇̉͂̍͝͝͝g̸͍͓͚͎͕̦̙̣̲̤͔̘̽̊̌̍̒̋̚̚̕͜l̸̡̪͉̙̗̪͇͓̠̆̈́̇͒͊̕͝͝a̷̰̫̳͎̕s̸̡͈̖͕̪͙̞̼̩͛̓̽͑̓̒̇͛̌̈́̈́̉͝s̸̘͇̰͙̣̯̼̹̊̑͊̃̒̉̅̽̌̌̌̉͠͠ͅ ̶̢̛̻̱̲͎͙̪̝̤̠͎̤̞̫̓̊͛͂͐̎̓͋̈́̈́̉͒͜o̴̺͓͖͚̝͉̼̊́̈́͆̌f̵͎͚̤͚̜͕̰͛̈́̒̓̈́̓̎̒̕ ̴̡̛̩̺̩̗̦̘͕̞̖͕̬͉̑̏̃́̉̈́̐͐͋̀͘͘͝ṣ̵͙̱̝̝̗͈̩͕̃̂̅̌͑́͑̈́̓̅̚ͅp̶̩̺͔̯͎̋͋͌͗î̸͇̍d̶̛̻̻͙̳̳͉̠͍̽̏̄̀̉̋͂̍͌͊͌̉̃͜ͅe̴̢̧͇͇͉̤̭̘͉͓̤͚̼̊̄͆͐͌̾̒̑͊͘r̶̬̻̠̫̓̐́̓̍̈̏͋̓̈͑̚ṣ̸̪̿͊̚
*inspects the pie and Coke to see if they're real good and not just spiders*
Perception: 22
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*appears from the depths of the Unfathomable abyss, clawing the sides of the cave as I claw my way out, ready to wreak havoc, the moon turning red and dripping with blood as the world nears its end*
The fairy has arrived!
*tosses nachos at the fairy*
You're not you when you're hungry. Have a snack.
*shrieks in disgust*
i don’t like nachos
*adds chili and cheese to the nachos*
LIKE IT OR NOT YOU SHALL SNACK!
(though what kind of person doesn't like nachos!?!?)
OH GODS THAT JUST MAKES IT WORSE
(seriously, they just taste terrible to me)
You. Don't like. NACHOS?!
*begins chanting ominously in Latin and floating*
Arc, run, he has the power Satan and Latin on his side!
I know, I was the person who gave him that power! I’m called the Devil’s Grandmother for a reason!
Oh...
.
.
.
Arc, run, he has the power of You and Latin on his side!
Don’t worry, I’ll just bribe him with my famous snickerdoodles. No mortal can resist the power of baked treats!
Alright, what else do you want? We have apple pies, pecan pies, sour apple pies, pumpkin pies, misery pies, enemy pies, cinnamon pies, dragonscale pies, alcohol pies, and other fun pastries! Lots of pies.
and for drinks we have wine, ale, Absinthe, Sprite, Coca Cola, Dr. Pepper, Mt. Dew, Spiders, Pepsi, Fanta, and more!
Gimme a Reeses pie and a Coke, and I'll be satisfied and not try to kill you.
Coming right up!
(summons them from thin air, before sitting back in my chair and sipping a B̷̢̡̘͙͙̟̜̳̮̞̩͇͋͆͆͝ͅr̸̨̡͎͓̺̩͊̔͑̍̽̓̐̒̋̚͠͝i̵͕̝̯͔̰̲͇͈̇̈́́͗͛̋͐̌́̂̓̃͘m̸̲̥̱̟̂̓͑́́̃̃m̶̨̜͓̋̈́̈͛̀͑i̵̢͚̩̥͎̜͙͈͕̯̭̗̳͂̎̓̓͋n̷̢̙͕̻̰̩̓̃̇͝g̸̢̧̛̛̠̟̩͎͕̳͖̮͙̥͛͂̎͌̊̿̿̈́̈͂̋̌͜ ̴̨̥̖̟̿̀̑͛̔̇̉͂̍͝͝͝g̸͍͓͚͎͕̦̙̣̲̤͔̘̽̊̌̍̒̋̚̚̕͜l̸̡̪͉̙̗̪͇͓̠̆̈́̇͒͊̕͝͝a̷̰̫̳͎̕s̸̡͈̖͕̪͙̞̼̩͛̓̽͑̓̒̇͛̌̈́̈́̉͝s̸̘͇̰͙̣̯̼̹̊̑͊̃̒̉̅̽̌̌̌̉͠͠ͅ ̶̢̛̻̱̲͎͙̪̝̤̠͎̤̞̫̓̊͛͂͐̎̓͋̈́̈́̉͒͜o̴̺͓͖͚̝͉̼̊́̈́͆̌f̵͎͚̤͚̜͕̰͛̈́̒̓̈́̓̎̒̕ ̴̡̛̩̺̩̗̦̘͕̞̖͕̬͉̑̏̃́̉̈́̐͐͋̀͘͘͝ṣ̵͙̱̝̝̗͈̩͕̃̂̅̌͑́͑̈́̓̅̚ͅp̶̩̺͔̯͎̋͋͌͗î̸͇̍d̶̛̻̻͙̳̳͉̠͍̽̏̄̀̉̋͂̍͌͊͌̉̃͜ͅe̴̢̧͇͇͉̤̭̘͉͓̤͚̼̊̄͆͐͌̾̒̑͊͘r̶̬̻̠̫̓̐́̓̍̈̏͋̓̈͑̚ṣ̸̪̿͊̚
*inspects the pie and Coke to see if they're real good and not just spiders*
*appears from the depths of the Unfathomable abyss, clawing the sides of the cave as I claw my way out, ready to wreak havoc, the moon turning red and dripping with blood as the world nears its end*
The fairy has arrived!
*tosses nachos at the fairy*
You're not you when you're hungry. Have a snack.
*shrieks in disgust*
i don’t like nachos
*adds chili and cheese to the nachos*
LIKE IT OR NOT YOU SHALL SNACK!
(though what kind of person doesn't like nachos!?!?)
OH GODS THAT JUST MAKES IT WORSE
(seriously, they just taste terrible to me)
You. Don't like. NACHOS?!
*begins chanting ominously in Latin and floating*
Arc, run, he has the power Satan and Latin on his side!
I know, I was the person who gave him that power! I’m called the Devil’s Grandmother for a reason!
Oh...
.
.
.
Arc, run, he has the power of You and Latin on his side!
Don’t worry, I’ll just bribe him with my famous snickerdoodles. No mortal can resist the power of baked treats!
Alright, what else do you want? We have apple pies, pecan pies, sour apple pies, pumpkin pies, misery pies, enemy pies, cinnamon pies, dragonscale pies, alcohol pies, and other fun pastries! Lots of pies.
and for drinks we have wine, ale, Absinthe, Sprite, Coca Cola, Dr. Pepper, Mt. Dew, Spiders, Pepsi, Fanta, and more!
Gimme a Reeses pie and a Coke, and I'll be satisfied and not try to kill you.
Coming right up!
(summons them from thin air, before sitting back in my chair and sipping a B̷̢̡̘͙͙̟̜̳̮̞̩͇͋͆͆͝ͅr̸̨̡͎͓̺̩͊̔͑̍̽̓̐̒̋̚͠͝i̵͕̝̯͔̰̲͇͈̇̈́́͗͛̋͐̌́̂̓̃͘m̸̲̥̱̟̂̓͑́́̃̃m̶̨̜͓̋̈́̈͛̀͑i̵̢͚̩̥͎̜͙͈͕̯̭̗̳͂̎̓̓͋n̷̢̙͕̻̰̩̓̃̇͝g̸̢̧̛̛̠̟̩͎͕̳͖̮͙̥͛͂̎͌̊̿̿̈́̈͂̋̌͜ ̴̨̥̖̟̿̀̑͛̔̇̉͂̍͝͝͝g̸͍͓͚͎͕̦̙̣̲̤͔̘̽̊̌̍̒̋̚̚̕͜l̸̡̪͉̙̗̪͇͓̠̆̈́̇͒͊̕͝͝a̷̰̫̳͎̕s̸̡͈̖͕̪͙̞̼̩͛̓̽͑̓̒̇͛̌̈́̈́̉͝s̸̘͇̰͙̣̯̼̹̊̑͊̃̒̉̅̽̌̌̌̉͠͠ͅ ̶̢̛̻̱̲͎͙̪̝̤̠͎̤̞̫̓̊͛͂͐̎̓͋̈́̈́̉͒͜o̴̺͓͖͚̝͉̼̊́̈́͆̌f̵͎͚̤͚̜͕̰͛̈́̒̓̈́̓̎̒̕ ̴̡̛̩̺̩̗̦̘͕̞̖͕̬͉̑̏̃́̉̈́̐͐͋̀͘͘͝ṣ̵͙̱̝̝̗͈̩͕̃̂̅̌͑́͑̈́̓̅̚ͅp̶̩̺͔̯͎̋͋͌͗î̸͇̍d̶̛̻̻͙̳̳͉̠͍̽̏̄̀̉̋͂̍͌͊͌̉̃͜ͅe̴̢̧͇͇͉̤̭̘͉͓̤͚̼̊̄͆͐͌̾̒̑͊͘r̶̬̻̠̫̓̐́̓̍̈̏͋̓̈͑̚ṣ̸̪̿͊̚
*inspects the pie and Coke to see if they're real good and not just spiders*
Perception: 35
They are indeed real good.
Wait a minute... real good or real food?!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*appears from the depths of the Unfathomable abyss, clawing the sides of the cave as I claw my way out, ready to wreak havoc, the moon turning red and dripping with blood as the world nears its end*
The fairy has arrived!
*tosses nachos at the fairy*
You're not you when you're hungry. Have a snack.
*shrieks in disgust*
i don’t like nachos
*adds chili and cheese to the nachos*
LIKE IT OR NOT YOU SHALL SNACK!
(though what kind of person doesn't like nachos!?!?)
OH GODS THAT JUST MAKES IT WORSE
(seriously, they just taste terrible to me)
You. Don't like. NACHOS?!
*begins chanting ominously in Latin and floating*
Arc, run, he has the power Satan and Latin on his side!
I know, I was the person who gave him that power! I’m called the Devil’s Grandmother for a reason!
Oh...
.
.
.
Arc, run, he has the power of You and Latin on his side!
Don’t worry, I’ll just bribe him with my famous snickerdoodles. No mortal can resist the power of baked treats!
Alright, what else do you want? We have apple pies, pecan pies, sour apple pies, pumpkin pies, misery pies, enemy pies, cinnamon pies, dragonscale pies, alcohol pies, and other fun pastries! Lots of pies.
and for drinks we have wine, ale, Absinthe, Sprite, Coca Cola, Dr. Pepper, Mt. Dew, Spiders, Pepsi, Fanta, and more!
Gimme a Reeses pie and a Coke, and I'll be satisfied and not try to kill you.
Coming right up!
(summons them from thin air, before sitting back in my chair and sipping a B̷̢̡̘͙͙̟̜̳̮̞̩͇͋͆͆͝ͅr̸̨̡͎͓̺̩͊̔͑̍̽̓̐̒̋̚͠͝i̵͕̝̯͔̰̲͇͈̇̈́́͗͛̋͐̌́̂̓̃͘m̸̲̥̱̟̂̓͑́́̃̃m̶̨̜͓̋̈́̈͛̀͑i̵̢͚̩̥͎̜͙͈͕̯̭̗̳͂̎̓̓͋n̷̢̙͕̻̰̩̓̃̇͝g̸̢̧̛̛̠̟̩͎͕̳͖̮͙̥͛͂̎͌̊̿̿̈́̈͂̋̌͜ ̴̨̥̖̟̿̀̑͛̔̇̉͂̍͝͝͝g̸͍͓͚͎͕̦̙̣̲̤͔̘̽̊̌̍̒̋̚̚̕͜l̸̡̪͉̙̗̪͇͓̠̆̈́̇͒͊̕͝͝a̷̰̫̳͎̕s̸̡͈̖͕̪͙̞̼̩͛̓̽͑̓̒̇͛̌̈́̈́̉͝s̸̘͇̰͙̣̯̼̹̊̑͊̃̒̉̅̽̌̌̌̉͠͠ͅ ̶̢̛̻̱̲͎͙̪̝̤̠͎̤̞̫̓̊͛͂͐̎̓͋̈́̈́̉͒͜o̴̺͓͖͚̝͉̼̊́̈́͆̌f̵͎͚̤͚̜͕̰͛̈́̒̓̈́̓̎̒̕ ̴̡̛̩̺̩̗̦̘͕̞̖͕̬͉̑̏̃́̉̈́̐͐͋̀͘͘͝ṣ̵͙̱̝̝̗͈̩͕̃̂̅̌͑́͑̈́̓̅̚ͅp̶̩̺͔̯͎̋͋͌͗î̸͇̍d̶̛̻̻͙̳̳͉̠͍̽̏̄̀̉̋͂̍͌͊͌̉̃͜ͅe̴̢̧͇͇͉̤̭̘͉͓̤͚̼̊̄͆͐͌̾̒̑͊͘r̶̬̻̠̫̓̐́̓̍̈̏͋̓̈͑̚ṣ̸̪̿͊̚
*inspects the pie and Coke to see if they're real good and not just spiders*
You ever see the sky and it looks like it has to be about to rain except that it never does and then the forecast starts saying it should rain but even the odds it gives are low and then the sun comes out and you're left like, "Bro, sky, you said you were gonna rain."?
You ever see the sky and it looks like it has to be about to rain except that it never does and then the forecast starts saying it should rain but even the odds it gives are low and then the sun comes out and you're left like, "Bro, sky, you said you were gonna rain."?
Yes, quite a bit actually. We also have the opposite. Sunny, nice, says it will be like that all day. 5 minutes later a thunderstorm is going and I'm sitting her thinking mother nature is a troll.
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Yay! It’s been interesting watching you guys plan and brainstorm
Faction wars? Yesssss
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Hey, It's me, RaccoonMaster! I'm back! I disappeared for a while there, but now everything's good and I'm trying to get into more games!
I'm an actor, writer, singer (opera, musical theatre, and rock are my preferred genres), backpacker, and tall person (6'5 and counting). Pronouns are whatever, I mostly use They/Them though.
My Characters: Elsenia Selevarum:The Popular Paladin, Aasimar Noble, Level 5 Paladin of Redemption;
Here, have a snickerdoodle!
*passes one over*
*seriously, if you haven’t, try one*
I̸̢̦̥͖̯̣̘͕͇̗̬͑̅̽̀̎̐͛͆̑̏̋̃̅͆̈̅͘͜ͅͅͅ ̴̡̨͖̜̙͇̖͎͖̤̖̫̱͙͕̳͇̻̹̂ͅH̶̢͎̘͉̹̮̠̊̀́̄̊̍̓̿͌̅̑́͆̃̔̉͌͑́̐̐̇̔͝Ā̷̡̢̲͖͇̤̓̃̊͊͌̓̾͑͒̾̌͂̆͂̈́͛̃͐͌̕͠͠T̷͇̂̅̕͘͝H̵̬̰͓̰͔̦͙̦̻̮͐̏͜͜ ̶̧̡̳̦͍̦͔̞̠͍̣͒̏̑̌̑͆͊͗̽͐̋̾̊͋́͐͘͘͘͝͝͝G̵̱͇̹͇͉̪̾͒̄̐͛̂͝͝͝R̵̡̢̧̛̼̹̬̬̞̰̲͙̦̦͒̔͂̍̅͛͜͠Ơ̴̧̡̡̛̻̜̦̯͍̬̱͈̱̔͊͒̆̌̈̄͊͊̀͛̀̽̄͛̊͒̈́̂̚̚W̴͕̰̝̫͈̻̭̫͈̗̞͕̦͙̋̂̾̌̒̎̋̒̑̇́̐̽͒̒̾͑͘̕͜͜͝N̵̨̻͈̼̠̟͉̭̰̩̹̙̤̪̟͍̳͈̣͈̺̬̳͙̮͈̓̔͋̀̊̂̋̋̿̒̑̒̃́͊̅͘͝ ̵̧̨̛͚̼͖̫͉̼̮̞̠̻̠̖̄̊̓͛̔̈́͜͜T̸̫̠̠̻̣̘̝͎̊͆̃̾̇̍̓̌̔̌͛̉̊̔͌̐̑̄̈́̽̏̋̕͝͝Į̸̧̧̛̫̜̪̤̜̼̳͙̯̯̰̄̽̆͒̎̆̓̾͗́͌͌̀̈́̄͌̏̽̐͋̋̕R̶̗̳̺̼̜͉̭͐́̂̃È̶͚̯͂͂͛̇̏̅͝D̴̢̢̨̛̤̥͎͙̫̻̟̗̝͈̥͎͚̮͎̙̺̗̟͐̔̓̀̔̓͒́̋̇̈́͗̒́͗͋͌̕͜͝͠͠ ̸̢͈͕̤̭͎̯̗͉͔̫̰̙̙͕̜̭̞̪̥͖̥̩̙͓̀̃͛̄̃́̉̄̒͒͒̎͛̌͂́̌̂͐̋̆̚̕̚͜͝Ơ̸̡̡̢̡̫̯̦͈̮̘͇̰̼̣̳̼͂̉̓̈́̅̆͌͆͐̀͜F̷̧̢̡̢̪̗̳͇͓̱͔̻̻͕̥̭̗̠̫̯̓̂́͊̕͘͜ ̴̧̢̭̩͈̼̼͈̞͍͚̪͖͕͔̯͌̑̓̌̍̐̾̉̓͂̓͋͆͛̐͋̈͘̚͘̕͝͝͠Y̸̛̛̳̪̠̰̮͈͎̤̊̓͆̓̏̃́̎̀͂͆̓͛̂̇̋͝͝Ȯ̸̡̧̺̙̖͉͖̩̯̝̖̪̦̼͔̘͖̺̲̰̰̥̳͎͇̀͊̈̿̐͌̀̿̂̋̚͜͜͝Û̷̡͕̝͓̘̻̯̫̟͕͖͙̖͖̮̺̭͎̻͐͋̀̄̆̓̍̓̾͐̚͠ͅͅͅṘ̴̨̼̥͖̣̜̈̍͠ͅ ̵̨̛̯̙̳̗̠̣̣̠͚̰͈͎͗̈́̾̈̏͒̊̿̆̎̒̋̔̈͌͠C̴̨̡̦̠̳̺̭̞̣̙̘̾̑͒͌͛̌͌͐̈́͐͑̋́̌̈́ͅȎ̶̢̲̪̟͉̱͎̼͙̺̻̱̞̹̭̺͈̗͓̻̫̮̓̔͆̂͐̀̊̚͝O̶̢̡͓̥̗̹̮̥̦͔͚͆̓͐̅͊̽́͂̔͆͒K̴͖̺͙̣̰̗̖̙̬͚͖͍̞̩͓̥̬͐̒͐͂̈́̍͒͑̓̐͒͌͑̇ͅI̷̢̡̜͚͍͇͇̻̺͕̮̭̻̞̹̪̙̬͗̄̓͆͒̍̃̂̋̊͐̐̋̐͝E̵̢̢̜̞̝͚̤͓̼̹̖̗͓͎̮̫̤̼̭͍̩͊͆̍́͐̀͌̈̀́̆̒͛̎͘S̵̢̛͉͉̭̼̗͙̬̻͉͕͈̘̦̮̙̎̅
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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I should, I was trying to imagine the taste and then my brain did the whole "Sorry, no data found" thing.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
Alright, what else do you want? We have apple pies, pecan pies, sour apple pies, pumpkin pies, misery pies, enemy pies, cinnamon pies, dragonscale pies, alcohol pies, and other fun pastries! Lots of pies.
and for drinks we have wine, ale, Absinthe, Sprite, Coca Cola, Dr. Pepper, Mt. Dew, Spiders, Pepsi, Fanta, and more!
Gimme a Reeses pie and a Coke, and I'll be satisfied and not try to kill you.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Coming right up!
(summons them from thin air, before sitting back in my chair and sipping a B̷̢̡̘͙͙̟̜̳̮̞̩͇͋͆͆͝ͅr̸̨̡͎͓̺̩͊̔͑̍̽̓̐̒̋̚͠͝i̵͕̝̯͔̰̲͇͈̇̈́́͗͛̋͐̌́̂̓̃͘m̸̲̥̱̟̂̓͑́́̃̃m̶̨̜͓̋̈́̈͛̀͑i̵̢͚̩̥͎̜͙͈͕̯̭̗̳͂̎̓̓͋n̷̢̙͕̻̰̩̓̃̇͝g̸̢̧̛̛̠̟̩͎͕̳͖̮͙̥͛͂̎͌̊̿̿̈́̈͂̋̌͜ ̴̨̥̖̟̿̀̑͛̔̇̉͂̍͝͝͝g̸͍͓͚͎͕̦̙̣̲̤͔̘̽̊̌̍̒̋̚̚̕͜l̸̡̪͉̙̗̪͇͓̠̆̈́̇͒͊̕͝͝a̷̰̫̳͎̕s̸̡͈̖͕̪͙̞̼̩͛̓̽͑̓̒̇͛̌̈́̈́̉͝s̸̘͇̰͙̣̯̼̹̊̑͊̃̒̉̅̽̌̌̌̉͠͠ͅ ̶̢̛̻̱̲͎͙̪̝̤̠͎̤̞̫̓̊͛͂͐̎̓͋̈́̈́̉͒͜o̴̺͓͖͚̝͉̼̊́̈́͆̌f̵͎͚̤͚̜͕̰͛̈́̒̓̈́̓̎̒̕ ̴̡̛̩̺̩̗̦̘͕̞̖͕̬͉̑̏̃́̉̈́̐͐͋̀͘͘͝ṣ̵͙̱̝̝̗͈̩͕̃̂̅̌͑́͑̈́̓̅̚ͅp̶̩̺͔̯͎̋͋͌͗î̸͇̍d̶̛̻̻͙̳̳͉̠͍̽̏̄̀̉̋͂̍͌͊͌̉̃͜ͅe̴̢̧͇͇͉̤̭̘͉͓̤͚̼̊̄͆͐͌̾̒̑͊͘r̶̬̻̠̫̓̐́̓̍̈̏͋̓̈͑̚ṣ̸̪̿͊̚
Do you have spider donuts and spider cider? Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders? Where all proceeds go to real spiders?
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
Why of course! We are not savages!
Yay!
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
*inspects the pie and Coke to see if they're real good and not just spiders*
Perception: 22
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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They are indeed real good.
Wait a minute... real good or real food?!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Yes.
You ever see the sky and it looks like it has to be about to rain except that it never does and then the forecast starts saying it should rain but even the odds it gives are low and then the sun comes out and you're left like, "Bro, sky, you said you were gonna rain."?
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Yes, quite a bit actually. We also have the opposite. Sunny, nice, says it will be like that all day. 5 minutes later a thunderstorm is going and I'm sitting her thinking mother nature is a troll.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
TODAY, IT ARRIVES.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Yay! It’s been interesting watching you guys plan and brainstorm
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
Faction wars? Yesssss
Hey, It's me, RaccoonMaster! I'm back! I disappeared for a while there, but now everything's good and I'm trying to get into more games!
I'm an actor, writer, singer (opera, musical theatre, and rock are my preferred genres), backpacker, and tall person (6'5 and counting). Pronouns are whatever, I mostly use They/Them though.
My Characters: Elsenia Selevarum: The Popular Paladin, Aasimar Noble, Level 5 Paladin of Redemption;
Hope to see you around!
We've been at it for over a month now. Almost 2 I think. Glad to see our plans finally come to fruition.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Maaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyybbbbbbeeeeeee...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig