Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Arch is a patron, not a warlock. I'm pretty sure you're a warlock of Arch.
You could always ask for a refund, get your soul back, give me your soul, a firstborn child and a liver, and become my warlock instead. :D
No refunds
:> also I am a witch, as well as a patron. Not a warlock!
I'm left handed too. Can I become a warlock, Arch?
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Arch is a patron, not a warlock. I'm pretty sure you're a warlock of Arch.
You could always ask for a refund, get your soul back, give me your soul, a firstborn child and a liver, and become my warlock instead. :D
No refunds
:> also I am a witch, as well as a patron. Not a warlock!
I'm left handed too. Can I become a warlock, Arch?
Yes! Become a warlock of the Archcrone!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Become a warlock of ME!!! You can manipulate time and space! You can drive people insane! And it's extremely cheap-- your soul, a firstborn child and a liver! If you refer another warlock I'll give you a free spell scroll, with the level increasing based on how many you've referred in the past!
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Okay, I’m going to intro my final Greater Will tomorrow, so I need to know: should I go with Gallitsur, the angel of secrets and forbidden knowledge, Leilael, the goddess of the night and childbirth (whose name is very much not stolen from Evangelion), or Fiaster, god of rainforests?
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Arch is a patron, not a warlock. I'm pretty sure you're a warlock of Arch.
You could always ask for a refund, get your soul back, give me your soul, a firstborn child and a liver, and become my warlock instead. :D
No refunds
:> also I am a witch, as well as a patron. Not a warlock!
I'm left handed too. Can I become a warlock, Arch?
Sure! Just sign here, here, and here for 10 levels in Archfey or GooLock!
*reads all the fine print*
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
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Hello everybody
Smorgasbord?
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
Cool. I'm right handed.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Archfey fact!
I’m also left handed!
cool
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
Arch is left-handed?
BURN THE WARLOCK!
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Arch is a patron, not a warlock. I'm pretty sure you're a warlock of Arch.
You could always ask for a refund, get your soul back, give me your soul, a firstborn child and a liver, and become my warlock instead. :D
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
No refunds
:>
also I am a witch, as well as a patron. Not a warlock!
I see. I thought I was the only Patron there's no escape from once the deal's been made.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I think most Patrons are like that…
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft and Forgotten Realms. My pronouns are she/they.
I like reading and writing, but I’m not much of an artist.
Welp. At least I'm still the coolest patron!!!!1!1! Become a warlock of Gibber today! *Vanishes into thin air*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Welp. At least I'm still the coolest patron!!!!1!1! Become a warlock of Gibber today! *Vanishes into thin air*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I'm left handed too. Can I become a warlock, Arch?
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Yes! Become a warlock of the Archcrone!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
i am ambidextrous. DOUBLE THREAT!!!
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
Nah, join MY patron, Cyno! (Mouthing: Don’t do it! Help me! Save me!)
Bananer’s alt. (I CAN POST ON THIS ONE!)
My primary account can’t post right now cause of glitchy WiFi.
Become a warlock of ME!!! You can manipulate time and space! You can drive people insane! And it's extremely cheap-- your soul, a firstborn child and a liver! If you refer another warlock I'll give you a free spell scroll, with the level increasing based on how many you've referred in the past!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Sure! Just sign here, here, and here for 10 levels in Archfey or GooLock!
Okay, I’m going to intro my final Greater Will tomorrow, so I need to know: should I go with Gallitsur, the angel of secrets and forbidden knowledge, Leilael, the goddess of the night and childbirth (whose name is very much not stolen from Evangelion), or Fiaster, god of rainforests?
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*reads all the fine print*
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax