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Hi, coming at you from a house with no power in hot as **** Florida.😫

 Oh god that sounds like torture.

 That sounds like Texas.

 Kinda sounds like Oklahoma too.

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 *begins laughing so hard I can't breathe*

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 *wheeeeeeeze*

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 *BIGGER WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE*

You who look, but are blind to see,

stare into the abyss, there is only me,

the abyss gazes back, I attack, you see,

I am here, it's a fact, so you must believe

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 As an appreciator of pelicans I feel obligated to correct this. They are not pushing their spines out of their mouths, their pouch skin is getting pushed inside out by their throat.

Just had a very interesting battle in the campaign.

So I made a room. With a chest. And a tripwire. This portion of the dungeon has some little things here and there. Meant to be an obstacle to get through quickly. This particular one casts sleep if the tripwire is triggered.

Cleric sees the tripwire. Goes in headfirst anyways. He's unconscious.

They'd set off a shrieker not that long ago so a couple monsters in the dungeon are getting ready for action. A orc, kobold tinkerer, and winged kobold. They hear some shouts. The warlock is trying to figure out which way to go since they haven't gotten sight of each other. He could go through the passageway that more sound is coming from (kind of a rectangle of passages) but he decides he wants to surprise them and goes the other way. The way with the tripwire. He fails an acrobatics check to not trip the tripwire. Now he's sleeping too.

Kobold Tinkerer walks into the room. He doesn't trip the tripwire. Uses alchemical flask to do some fire damage and wakes up the warlock and cleric after they take some damage.

Guy that's running my Ranger while I'm DMing decides to have him dash into the room. Guess what? He fails to not trip the tripwire so now the cleric and warlock are asleep again. And so is the kobold tinkerer.

So now I'm running the orc. Originally I'd thought he's obviously gonna go the way that doesn't trip the tripwire. But with the way things are going, YOLO! He charges into the room, trips the tripwire, and now the ranger and orc are sleeping too.

Barbarian doesn't enter the room but instead chucks a handaxe at the sleeping tinkerer. Kills him in one shot.

Winged kobold flies in and wakes up the orc.

Ended up being an interesting battle with the orc use its greataxe on the sleeping ranger. (SOMEHOW HE MISSED! HE HAD ADVANTAGE AND HE MISSED!) Barbarian using handaxes and javelins to try not going in there and getting sleep cast yet again. Was a nice fun and crazy battle.

And then they dealt with a rejuvenated flameskull the cleric ate earlier. But that's another story.

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Just had a very interesting battle in the campaign.

So I made a room. With a chest. And a tripwire. This portion of the dungeon has some little things here and there. Meant to be an obstacle to get through quickly. This particular one casts sleep if the tripwire is triggered.

Cleric sees the tripwire. Goes in headfirst anyways. He's unconscious.

They'd set off a shrieker not that long ago so a couple monsters in the dungeon are getting ready for action. A orc, kobold tinkerer, and winged kobold. They hear some shouts. The warlock is trying to figure out which way to go since they haven't gotten sight of each other. He could go through the passageway that more sound is coming from (kind of a rectangle of passages) but he decides he wants to surprise them and goes the other way. The way with the tripwire. He fails an acrobatics check to not trip the tripwire. Now he's sleeping too.

Kobold Tinkerer walks into the room. He doesn't trip the tripwire. Uses alchemical flask to do some fire damage and wakes up the warlock and cleric after they take some damage.

Guy that's running my Ranger while I'm DMing decides to have him dash into the room. Guess what? He fails to not trip the tripwire so now the cleric and warlock are asleep again. And so is the kobold tinkerer.

So now I'm running the orc. Originally I'd thought he's obviously gonna go the way that doesn't trip the tripwire. But with the way things are going, YOLO! He charges into the room, trips the tripwire, and now the ranger and orc are sleeping too.

Barbarian doesn't enter the room but instead chucks a handaxe at the sleeping tinkerer. Kills him in one shot.

Winged kobold flies in and wakes up the orc.

Ended up being an interesting battle with the orc use its greataxe on the sleeping ranger. (SOMEHOW HE MISSED! HE HAD ADVANTAGE AND HE MISSED!) Barbarian using handaxes and javelins to try not going in there and getting sleep cast yet again. Was a nice fun and crazy battle.

 

And then they dealt with a rejuvenated flameskull the cleric ate earlier. But that's another story.

 Sounds exactly like the chaos-filled battle that would make me laugh so hard I could no longer breathe.

(WAIT THE CLERIC ATE A FLAMESKULL?!)

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Just had a very interesting battle in the campaign.

So I made a room. With a chest. And a tripwire. This portion of the dungeon has some little things here and there. Meant to be an obstacle to get through quickly. This particular one casts sleep if the tripwire is triggered.

Cleric sees the tripwire. Goes in headfirst anyways. He's unconscious.

They'd set off a shrieker not that long ago so a couple monsters in the dungeon are getting ready for action. A orc, kobold tinkerer, and winged kobold. They hear some shouts. The warlock is trying to figure out which way to go since they haven't gotten sight of each other. He could go through the passageway that more sound is coming from (kind of a rectangle of passages) but he decides he wants to surprise them and goes the other way. The way with the tripwire. He fails an acrobatics check to not trip the tripwire. Now he's sleeping too.

Kobold Tinkerer walks into the room. He doesn't trip the tripwire. Uses alchemical flask to do some fire damage and wakes up the warlock and cleric after they take some damage.

Guy that's running my Ranger while I'm DMing decides to have him dash into the room. Guess what? He fails to not trip the tripwire so now the cleric and warlock are asleep again. And so is the kobold tinkerer.

So now I'm running the orc. Originally I'd thought he's obviously gonna go the way that doesn't trip the tripwire. But with the way things are going, YOLO! He charges into the room, trips the tripwire, and now the ranger and orc are sleeping too.

Barbarian doesn't enter the room but instead chucks a handaxe at the sleeping tinkerer. Kills him in one shot.

Winged kobold flies in and wakes up the orc.

Ended up being an interesting battle with the orc use its greataxe on the sleeping ranger. (SOMEHOW HE MISSED! HE HAD ADVANTAGE AND HE MISSED!) Barbarian using handaxes and javelins to try not going in there and getting sleep cast yet again. Was a nice fun and crazy battle.

 

And then they dealt with a rejuvenated flameskull the cleric ate earlier. But that's another story.

 Sounds exactly like the chaos-filled battle that would make me laugh so hard I could no longer breathe.

(WAIT THE CLERIC ATE A FLAMESKULL?!)

 We did indeed have quite a bit of chuckling and laughter going on.

And technically the cleric didn't eat the flameskull. 'Twas a simplification of what happened. He snorted it.

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 She's 100 percent correct. These are the times when I'm happy I'm not a human lol.

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 As an appreciator of pelicans I feel obligated to correct this. They are not pushing their spines out of their mouths, their pouch skin is getting pushed inside out by their throat.

 Thank you Dark! And as an appreciator of murderous demon birds, I have to say the left two pictures are of shoebill storks, not pelicans. They are their closest relatives, but they’re in a different family. Oh, by the way they eat juvenile crocodiles by decapitating them.

also they’re like, four feet tall.

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 As an appreciator of pelicans I feel obligated to correct this. They are not pushing their spines out of their mouths, their pouch skin is getting pushed inside out by their throat.

 Thank you Dark! And as an appreciator of murderous demon birds, I have to say the left two pictures are of shoebill storks, not pelicans. They are their closest relatives, but they’re in a different family. Oh, by the way they eat juvenile crocodiles by decapitating them.

also they’re like, four feet tall.

 What!

Isn't nature beautiful

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Bit normal I guess.

I've been found out.