Also, the session I had tonight proved the old adage of, "Always expect your players to do the unexpected."
Friend was DMing.
While travelling around we end up coming across a very important NPC whose lording over some enslaved elves. The following conversation happens.
Me: I'm guessing the NPC has some hobgoblins with him. How many? Friend: Enough that you definitely wouldn't want to fight them. Me: Ah. *disappointed* So like at least 50? Maybe a couple hundred? Friend: More like 10. Me: *starts thinking* Friend: And another 5 with longbows in the trees ready to shoot elves if the group is attacked. Me: *continues thinking* Me thinking: Okay we're ~60ft away. We've got a warlock that has eldritch blast with a range of 120ft. We've got my Aarakocra Ranger with sharpshooter for a range of 600ft without disadvantage. It's a wide-open field so range is easy to use. We've got a cleric too and this is the first fight of the day so we're fully stocked on spell slots. Me: We'd have to discuss if the civilian casualties are worth it, but I think we can take them. Friend: I WAS NOT EXPECTING YOU TO FIGHT THESE GUYS!
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hey, It's me, RaccoonMaster! I'm back! I disappeared for a while there, and I'm very sporadic when I'm online lol.
I'm an actor, writer, singer (opera, musical theatre, and rock are my preferred genres), backpacker, and tall person (6'5 and counting). Pronouns are whatever, I mostly use They/Them though.
My Characters: Elsenia Selevarum:The Popular Paladin, Aasimar Noble, Level 4 Paladin of Redemption;
Well I finally finished all the Wakfu there is to watch on Netflix.
Time to finish up Sweet Tooth or something I guess.
Sweet Tooth is a great choice.
Lived S1 and S2. So should be nice to see them in Alaska.
It is pretty great. I haven’t finished it yet but it’s been good. I also read the comic series recently and it has been fun to see how they compare. The show is a lot less bleak and dark.
Yep. Heard it's much more lighthearted than the comics.
I haven't read them myself though. The viewer was rather annoying when I tried to do it. (Using my library's Hoopla subscription to access them.)
They are definitely worth the read if you can get your hands on them and you are fine with the language and violence. Sweet Tooth is a very interesting example of a media adaptation.
O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
Also, the session I had tonight proved the old adage of, "Always expect your players to do the unexpected."
Friend was DMing.
While travelling around we end up coming across a very important NPC whose lording over some enslaved elves. The following conversation happens.
Me: I'm guessing the NPC has some hobgoblins with him. How many?
Friend: Enough that you definitely wouldn't want to fight them.
Me: Ah. *disappointed* So like at least 50? Maybe a couple hundred?
Friend: More like 10.
Me: *starts thinking*
Friend: And another 5 with longbows in the trees ready to shoot elves if the group is attacked.
Me: *continues thinking*
Me thinking: Okay we're ~60ft away. We've got a warlock that has eldritch blast with a range of 120ft. We've got my Aarakocra Ranger with sharpshooter for a range of 600ft without disadvantage. It's a wide-open field so range is easy to use. We've got a cleric too and this is the first fight of the day so we're fully stocked on spell slots.
Me: We'd have to discuss if the civilian casualties are worth it, but I think we can take them.
Friend: I WAS NOT EXPECTING YOU TO FIGHT THESE GUYS!
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Is everyone asleep? (like normal people)
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Nope. I'm a weirdo.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Skrunglin'
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Nope
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
Any soft bois out here that I may devour with mein fork and knife?
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I'm an Eldritch being of pure flesh, mouths and eyes. Unbelievably chewy.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Just a slimce, pleamse.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I mean, I have a giant's liver right here if you want that.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*sharp inhale*
Yes
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Here you go!
*Giant portal appears in the sky and beeg liver falls out*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*axe blade chops through wall*
*face appears in the newly-made hole*
Mornin' y'all!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Mornin'
Hey, It's me, RaccoonMaster! I'm back! I disappeared for a while there, and I'm very sporadic when I'm online lol.
I'm an actor, writer, singer (opera, musical theatre, and rock are my preferred genres), backpacker, and tall person (6'5 and counting). Pronouns are whatever, I mostly use They/Them though.
My Characters: Elsenia Selevarum: The Popular Paladin, Aasimar Noble, Level 4 Paladin of Redemption;
Hope to see you around!
They are definitely worth the read if you can get your hands on them and you are fine with the language and violence. Sweet Tooth is a very interesting example of a media adaptation.
FISH
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Love me some fish
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
and chips
Fries you degenerate/jk
O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
-Except, Prayer for loving sorrow
Actually, they're called crisps /jk
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
If they are that thick, basically potatoes wedges, like they are in the photo they are called chips. In the United Kingdom at least.