Why did I think of the stereotypical American as the patron?
Similar to an eldritch horror, it's true form cannot be processed by humans, but not because it's incomprehensible and will drive you to madness. Instead, it's because it has transcended reality itself by eating so much cheeseburgers. It's head takes the form of a bald eagle, and it's hands are just machine guns. It's one weakness is that if you ask it what a kilometer is, it's head will explode from confusion.
Why did I think of the stereotypical American as the patron?
Similar to an eldritch horror, it's true form cannot be processed by humans, but not because it's incomprehensible and will drive you to madness. Instead, it's because it has transcended reality itself by eating so much cheeseburgers. It's head takes the form of a bald eagle, and it's hands are just machine guns. It's one weakness is that if you ask it what a kilometer is, it's head will explode from confusion.
Edit: Btw, I myself am American, lol.
It’s all good. 😆
I found a Soulsborne Supplement for 5e that has a new pact for the Warlock called the Pact of the Trigger. It basically turns all your cantrips into Eldritch Blast-like attacks where instead of the cantrip increasing in damage as you level up, you can make multiple attacks with the cantrip dealing it’s initial damage by firing it through your hex gun.
Why did I think of the stereotypical American as the patron?
Similar to an eldritch horror, it's true form cannot be processed by humans, but not because it's incomprehensible and will drive you to madness. Instead, it's because it has transcended reality itself by eating so much cheeseburgers. It's head takes the form of a bald eagle, and it's hands are just machine guns. It's one weakness is that if you ask it what a kilometer is, it's head will explode from confusion.
Edit: Btw, I myself am American, lol.
It’s all good. 😆
I found a Soulsborne Supplement for 5e that has a new pact for the Warlock called the Pact of the Trigger. It basically turns all your cantrips into Eldritch Blast-like attacks where instead of the cantrip increasing in damage as you level up, you can make multiple attacks with the cantrip dealing it’s initial damage by firing it through your hex gun.
Ahhhh, I see. Cool!
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Why did I think of the stereotypical American as the patron?
Similar to an eldritch horror, it's true form cannot be processed by humans, but not because it's incomprehensible and will drive you to madness. Instead, it's because it has transcended reality itself by eating so much cheeseburgers. It's head takes the form of a bald eagle, and it's hands are just machine guns. It's one weakness is that if you ask it what a kilometer is, it's head will explode from confusion.
Edit: Btw, I myself am American, lol.
It’s all good. 😆
I found a Soulsborne Supplement for 5e that has a new pact for the Warlock called the Pact of the Trigger. It basically turns all your cantrips into Eldritch Blast-like attacks where instead of the cantrip increasing in damage as you level up, you can make multiple attacks with the cantrip dealing it’s initial damage by firing it through your hex gun.
Speaking of sloulsborne, Coro, since you’re the only other person who’s not jester that likes souls games, how would you feel about a bloodborne inspired thread?
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O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
Why did I think of the stereotypical American as the patron?
Similar to an eldritch horror, it's true form cannot be processed by humans, but not because it's incomprehensible and will drive you to madness. Instead, it's because it has transcended reality itself by eating so much cheeseburgers. It's head takes the form of a bald eagle, and it's hands are just machine guns. It's one weakness is that if you ask it what a kilometer is, it's head will explode from confusion.
Edit: Btw, I myself am American, lol.
It’s all good. 😆
I found a Soulsborne Supplement for 5e that has a new pact for the Warlock called the Pact of the Trigger. It basically turns all your cantrips into Eldritch Blast-like attacks where instead of the cantrip increasing in damage as you level up, you can make multiple attacks with the cantrip dealing it’s initial damage by firing it through your hex gun.
Speaking of sloulsborne, Coro, since you’re the only other person who’s not jester that likes souls games, how would you feel about a bloodborne inspired thread?
Why did I think of the stereotypical American as the patron?
Similar to an eldritch horror, it's true form cannot be processed by humans, but not because it's incomprehensible and will drive you to madness. Instead, it's because it has transcended reality itself by eating so much cheeseburgers. It's head takes the form of a bald eagle, and it's hands are just machine guns. It's one weakness is that if you ask it what a kilometer is, it's head will explode from confusion.
Edit: Btw, I myself am American, lol.
It’s all good. 😆
I found a Soulsborne Supplement for 5e that has a new pact for the Warlock called the Pact of the Trigger. It basically turns all your cantrips into Eldritch Blast-like attacks where instead of the cantrip increasing in damage as you level up, you can make multiple attacks with the cantrip dealing it’s initial damage by firing it through your hex gun.
Speaking of sloulsborne, Coro, since you’re the only other person who’s not jester that likes souls games, how would you feel about a bloodborne inspired thread?
I think that would be a lot of fun. I love the story of the game and it’s lore and worldbuilding so much. It would be fun to play a character in that world, like a hunter.
Why did I think of the stereotypical American as the patron?
Similar to an eldritch horror, it's true form cannot be processed by humans, but not because it's incomprehensible and will drive you to madness. Instead, it's because it has transcended reality itself by eating so much cheeseburgers. It's head takes the form of a bald eagle, and it's hands are just machine guns. It's one weakness is that if you ask it what a kilometer is, it's head will explode from confusion.
Edit: Btw, I myself am American, lol.
It’s all good. 😆
I found a Soulsborne Supplement for 5e that has a new pact for the Warlock called the Pact of the Trigger. It basically turns all your cantrips into Eldritch Blast-like attacks where instead of the cantrip increasing in damage as you level up, you can make multiple attacks with the cantrip dealing it’s initial damage by firing it through your hex gun.
Speaking of sloulsborne, Coro, since you’re the only other person who’s not jester that likes souls games, how would you feel about a bloodborne inspired thread?
I think that would be a lot of fun. I love the story of the game and it’s lore and worldbuilding so much. It would be fun to play a character in that world, like a hunter.
That’s the hope. Though I’m not sure if I want it to be a direct copy or an inspired version, because my worldbuilding it’s that good
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O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
Why did I think of the stereotypical American as the patron?
Similar to an eldritch horror, it's true form cannot be processed by humans, but not because it's incomprehensible and will drive you to madness. Instead, it's because it has transcended reality itself by eating so much cheeseburgers. It's head takes the form of a bald eagle, and it's hands are just machine guns. It's one weakness is that if you ask it what a kilometer is, it's head will explode from confusion.
Edit: Btw, I myself am American, lol.
It’s all good. 😆
I found a Soulsborne Supplement for 5e that has a new pact for the Warlock called the Pact of the Trigger. It basically turns all your cantrips into Eldritch Blast-like attacks where instead of the cantrip increasing in damage as you level up, you can make multiple attacks with the cantrip dealing it’s initial damage by firing it through your hex gun.
Speaking of sloulsborne, Coro, since you’re the only other person who’s not jester that likes souls games, how would you feel about a bloodborne inspired thread?
I think that would be a lot of fun. I love the story of the game and it’s lore and worldbuilding so much. It would be fun to play a character in that world, like a hunter.
That’s the hope. Though I’m not sure if I want it to be a direct copy or an inspired version, because my worldbuilding it’s that good
So long as I can make a pact with an eldritch dream being in exchange for a sweet sword-gun and corrupting neato powers, I’m all good.
Why did I think of the stereotypical American as the patron?
Similar to an eldritch horror, it's true form cannot be processed by humans, but not because it's incomprehensible and will drive you to madness. Instead, it's because it has transcended reality itself by eating so much cheeseburgers. It's head takes the form of a bald eagle, and it's hands are just machine guns. It's one weakness is that if you ask it what a kilometer is, it's head will explode from confusion.
Edit: Btw, I myself am American, lol.
It’s all good. 😆
I found a Soulsborne Supplement for 5e that has a new pact for the Warlock called the Pact of the Trigger. It basically turns all your cantrips into Eldritch Blast-like attacks where instead of the cantrip increasing in damage as you level up, you can make multiple attacks with the cantrip dealing it’s initial damage by firing it through your hex gun.
Speaking of sloulsborne, Coro, since you’re the only other person who’s not jester that likes souls games, how would you feel about a bloodborne inspired thread?
I think that would be a lot of fun. I love the story of the game and it’s lore and worldbuilding so much. It would be fun to play a character in that world, like a hunter.
That’s the hope. Though I’m not sure if I want it to be a direct copy or an inspired version, because my worldbuilding it’s that good
So long as I can make a pact with an eldritch dream being in exchange for a sweet sword-gun and corrupting neato powers, I’m all good.
Speaking of attaching firearms to melee weapons, apparently gun-axes are an actual thing that the British army used
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O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
Why did I think of the stereotypical American as the patron?
Similar to an eldritch horror, it's true form cannot be processed by humans, but not because it's incomprehensible and will drive you to madness. Instead, it's because it has transcended reality itself by eating so much cheeseburgers. It's head takes the form of a bald eagle, and it's hands are just machine guns. It's one weakness is that if you ask it what a kilometer is, it's head will explode from confusion.
Edit: Btw, I myself am American, lol.
It’s all good. 😆
I found a Soulsborne Supplement for 5e that has a new pact for the Warlock called the Pact of the Trigger. It basically turns all your cantrips into Eldritch Blast-like attacks where instead of the cantrip increasing in damage as you level up, you can make multiple attacks with the cantrip dealing it’s initial damage by firing it through your hex gun.
Speaking of sloulsborne, Coro, since you’re the only other person who’s not jester that likes souls games, how would you feel about a bloodborne inspired thread?
I think that would be a lot of fun. I love the story of the game and it’s lore and worldbuilding so much. It would be fun to play a character in that world, like a hunter.
That’s the hope. Though I’m not sure if I want it to be a direct copy or an inspired version, because my worldbuilding it’s that good
So long as I can make a pact with an eldritch dream being in exchange for a sweet sword-gun and corrupting neato powers, I’m all good.
Speaking of attaching firearms to melee weapons, apparently gun-axes are an actual thing that the British army used
Henlo fwiends! *tries to look as cute and innocent as possible whilst wearing a bloodstained plague doctor costume and holding a very large, very bloody axe*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Coro, I’ve been checking out that soulsborne supplement you mentioned, and I can say with confidence. It ain’t even soulsborne, it’s just straight up Bloodborne
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O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Coro, I’ve been checking out that soulsborne supplement you mentioned, and I can say with confidence. It ain’t even soulsborne, it’s just straight up Bloodborne
Yeah. The kickstarter claims its is inspired by the soulsborne games, but its very clearly Bloodborne coded. Though that's fine by me, as I prefer Bloodborne to the Dark Souls games (though they are cool too).
So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
Henlo fwiends! *tries to look as cute and innocent as possible whilst wearing a bloodstained plague doctor costume and holding a very large, very bloody axe*
I’m gonna make a gunlock!
Why did I think of the stereotypical American as the patron?
Similar to an eldritch horror, it's true form cannot be processed by humans, but not because it's incomprehensible and will drive you to madness. Instead, it's because it has transcended reality itself by eating so much cheeseburgers. It's head takes the form of a bald eagle, and it's hands are just machine guns. It's one weakness is that if you ask it what a kilometer is, it's head will explode from confusion.
Edit: Btw, I myself am American, lol.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
It’s all good. 😆
I found a Soulsborne Supplement for 5e that has a new pact for the Warlock called the Pact of the Trigger. It basically turns all your cantrips into Eldritch Blast-like attacks where instead of the cantrip increasing in damage as you level up, you can make multiple attacks with the cantrip dealing it’s initial damage by firing it through your hex gun.
Ahhhh, I see. Cool!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Speaking of sloulsborne, Coro, since you’re the only other person who’s not jester that likes souls games, how would you feel about a bloodborne inspired thread?
O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
-Except, Prayer for loving sorrow
AHHHHHHHHHHH
YES
PLEASE
*Devours four third umbilical cords*
TAKE ME, GREAT ONES
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I think that would be a lot of fun. I love the story of the game and it’s lore and worldbuilding so much. It would be fun to play a character in that world, like a hunter.
That’s the hope. Though I’m not sure if I want it to be a direct copy or an inspired version, because my worldbuilding it’s that good
O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
-Except, Prayer for loving sorrow
So long as I can make a pact with an eldritch dream being in exchange for a sweet sword-gun and
corruptingneato powers, I’m all good.Speaking of attaching firearms to melee weapons, apparently gun-axes are an actual thing that the British army used
O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
-Except, Prayer for loving sorrow
You know, I can believe it.
I'm so happy you guys like Szerucharz in both forms.
Szeru is just him before he ate the corpse of his own reality.
He was a lot cheerier when he was younger, eh?
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Henlo fwiends! *tries to look as cute and innocent as possible whilst wearing a bloodstained plague doctor costume and holding a very large, very bloody axe*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Coro, I’ve been checking out that soulsborne supplement you mentioned, and I can say with confidence. It ain’t even soulsborne, it’s just straight up Bloodborne
O sorrow, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah! I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left the sad fireside corner of my poor black heart.
O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved: because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my sheets, O sorrow, so that you might once again attempt to enter my heart.
-Except, Prayer for loving sorrow
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
OH HYLIA NO
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Yeah. The kickstarter claims its is inspired by the soulsborne games, but its very clearly Bloodborne coded. Though that's fine by me, as I prefer Bloodborne to the Dark Souls games (though they are cool too).
Son Goku vs. every character from every Quentin Tarantino movie
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
evening
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
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