Almost reached a year since my DDB join date! My first post is like a month later then my join date, but we're just gonna ignore that.
Do I really care much how popular I am in an extremely small digital community full of people I've never seen in real life? No, not really. But I am kinda curious, so...
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Almost reached a year since my DDB join date! My first post is like a month later then my join date, but we're just gonna ignore that.
Do I really care much how popular I am in an extremely small digital community full of people I've never seen in real life? No, not really. But I am kinda curious, so...
I rate you a 4. Higher than I would rate myself. Also hi.
Almost reached a year since my DDB join date! My first post is like a month later then my join date, but we're just gonna ignore that.
Do I really care much how popular I am in an extremely small digital community full of people I've never seen in real life? No, not really. But I am kinda curious, so...
3, maybe 4
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Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
Almost reached a year since my DDB join date! My first post is like a month later then my join date, but we're just gonna ignore that.
Do I really care much how popular I am in an extremely small digital community full of people I've never seen in real life? No, not really. But I am kinda curious, so...
Definitely a 4 from me. But now I'm wondering what I am...
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
Almost reached a year since my DDB join date! My first post is like a month later then my join date, but we're just gonna ignore that.
Do I really care much how popular I am in an extremely small digital community full of people I've never seen in real life? No, not really. But I am kinda curious, so...
Almost reached a year since my DDB join date! My first post is like a month later then my join date, but we're just gonna ignore that.
Do I really care much how popular I am in an extremely small digital community full of people I've never seen in real life? No, not really. But I am kinda curious, so...
I rate you a 4. Higher than I would rate myself. Also hi.
Almost reached a year since my DDB join date! My first post is like a month later then my join date, but we're just gonna ignore that.
Do I really care much how popular I am in an extremely small digital community full of people I've never seen in real life? No, not really. But I am kinda curious, so...
I rate you a 4. Higher than I would rate myself. Also hi.
Almost reached a year since my DDB join date! My first post is like a month later then my join date, but we're just gonna ignore that.
Do I really care much how popular I am in an extremely small digital community full of people I've never seen in real life? No, not really. But I am kinda curious, so...
I rate you a 4. Higher than I would rate myself. Also hi.
I mainly see you on forum games and stuff so maybe 4. I see another person a lot too but don't remember his/her name. Also, IamSposta is everywhere. (Except the forum games, that is) And I have no idea who Nothic and Drummer are.
Any lore masters here want to take a crack at coming up with a background for a fallen angel who has essentially become probably one of the most powerful elder gods ever known? Here's his statblock if you need ideas:
Aezi'el The Fallen One Large Celestial (Fallen One), Neutral Evil Armor Class 51 (natural armor, shield) Hit Points 11080 (267d10 + 9612) Speed 120 ft, fly 520 ft STR 80(+35) DEX 68(+29) CON 80(+35) INT 77(+33) WIS 53(+21) CHA 80(+35) Saving Throws Str +76, Dex +70, Con +76, Wis +62, Cha +76 Skills Acrobatics +70, Athletics +76, Deception +76, Intimidation +76, Religion +74, Stealth +70, Survival +62 Damage Resistances acid, bludgeoning, cold, force, lightning, piercing, psychic, slashing, thunder Damage Immunities fire, necrotic, poison, radiant Condition Immunities charmed, exhaustion, frightened, paralyzed, poisoned, stunned Senses Blindsight 20 ft, Darkvision 1500 ft, Tremorsense 50 ft, Truesight 300 ft, passive Perception 31 Languages Celestial, Common, Infernal, Telepathy Proficiency +41 Challenge 160 (??? XP) TRAITS Legendary Resistance (18/Day). If Aezi'el fails a saving throw, they can choose to succeed instead. Master of Magic. Aezi'el may cast a spell before using their action as normal. Action Surge (17/Short or Long Rest). Aezi'el can push themself beyond their normal limits for a moment. On their turn, they can take one additional action. They can use it only once on the same turn. Indomitable (65/Day). Aezi'el can reroll a saving throw that they fails. If they does so, they must use the new roll. ACTIONS Multiattack. Aezi'el makes thirteen attacks with their Infernal Whip and one Shield Bash, or thirteen attacks with their Celestial Trident. Celestial Trident. Melee or Ranged Weapon Attack: +165 to hit, reach 10 ft or range 100/340 ft, one target. Hit: 57 (5d8 + 35) piercing damage, or 62 (5d10 + 35) piercing damage if used with two hands to make a melee attack. Any creature hit by this attack must succeed on a DC 48 Constitution saving throw or become paralyzed and stunned. A creature with a Chaotic or Lawful alignment takes 96 (9d20) radiant or necrotic damage, with a Chaotic aligned creature taking radiant damage and a Lawful aligned creature taking necrotic damage. Infernal Whip. Melee Weapon Attack: +165 to hit, reach 55 ft, one target. Hit: 51 (3d10 + 35) slashing damage. If Aezi'el chooses, any creature hit by this attack automatically becomes restrained (escape DC 48), and takes 86 (13d12) fire damage and 86 (13d12) necrotic damage at the start of its turn. Aezi'el may move a restrained creature up to 50 feet in any direction, but cannot attack another creature with their Infernal Whip until the restrained creature escapes. Shield Bash. Melee Weapon Attack: +165 to hit, reach 10 ft, one target. Hit: 38 (1d6 + 35) bludgeoning damage. If the target is a Gargantuan or smaller creature, it must succeed on a DC 48 Strength saving throw or be pushed 30 feet backwards and knocked prone. Lance of Demonic Divinity (Recharge 6–6). Aezi'el creates a 15-foot long spear of pure demonic and divine power, and hurls it at a creature within 500 feet of them. The creature must succeed on DC 48 Dexterity saving throw, taking 325 (50d12) radiant or necrotic damage (Aezi'el's choice) on a failed save or half as much damage on a successful one. Flame Breath (Recharge 4–6). Aezi'el exhales a plume of pure black flame in a 300-foot cone. Any creatures caught in this area must succeed on a DC 48 Dexterity saving throw, taking 264 (48d10) fire damage on a failed save or half as much damage on a successful one. Shield Wall. Aezi'el protects themself from all incoming damage, reducing it by half (rounded down) until the beginning of their next turn. While in this stance, they can also make one Shield Bash attack. Aezi'el must be wielding a shield to use this action. Spellcasting. Aezi'el casts one of the following spells, using Charisma as the spellcasting ability (spell save DC 84, +76 to hit with spell attacks): 3/day each: wish BONUS ACTIONS Instant Teleportation. Aezi'el immediately teleports up to 1200 to a point they can see. If a creature occupies that point, they are immediately pushed 20 feet away from that spot. Gaze of Terror. Aezi'el gazes at a creature within 30 feet of them, their eyes burning with arcane malevolence. The creature must succeed on a DC 48 Wisdom saving throw, or become frightened of Aezi'el for 10 minutes. That creature also has disadvantage on their next attack. While frightened, they may make another saving throw at the end of each of their turns, ending the condition on a success. REACTIONS Second Wind (24/Short or Long Rest). Aezi'el has a limited well of stamina that they can draw on to protect themself from harm. They regain 272 (1d10 + 267) hit points. Intercept. When a creature adjacent to Aezi'el makes an attack that requires a roll to hit, Aezi'el can intercept the attack with their Infernal Whip. Aezi'el makes an attack roll with their Infernal Whip. If the roll is higher than the attack roll of the creature, the attack of the creature misses. LEGENDARY ACTIONS Extra Attack. Aezi'el makes one attack with one of their weapons. Reposition. Aezi'el moves 60 feet without provoking Opportunity Attacks. Destructive Orb (Costs 2 Actions). Aezi'el creates an orb of crackling, warbling energy, hurling it at a point they choose. On contact with a surface, the orb explodes, sending destructive power coursing through a 50-foot-radius sphere. A creature hit by this attack must succeed on a DC 48 Constitution saving throw, taking 112 (32d6) force damage and gaining three levels of exhaustion on a failed save, and taking half as much damage and only gaining one level of exhaustion on a successful one.
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
‘Life is never finished. Those who claim their’s is have never lived.’
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Almost reached a year since my DDB join date! My first post is like a month later then my join date, but we're just gonna ignore that.
Do I really care much how popular I am in an extremely small digital community full of people I've never seen in real life? No, not really. But I am kinda curious, so...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I rate you a 4. Higher than I would rate myself. Also hi.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
3, maybe 4
Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
Should be all the important bits. Sweet
Definitely a 4 from me. But now I'm wondering what I am...
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
i'm curious as well lol. I would say you're a 4
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
Maybe I should talk to a therapist
Someone that can hear me
Every time I try to talk to someone close (someone near me)
They don't hear me (they don't hear me)
Yeah, they don't really hear me (yeah, they don't really hear me
4, also hi!
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Lots of 4's, lol.
Hi! How are you all?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I can't see the image...
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Oof.
"Post this and let people decide how famous you are"
1 is Who? 5 is Local Celebrity. Again, I don't really care about popularity, was just curious lol.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Good
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
That's good.
I'm also doing well myself.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I recognize you instantly, but you aren't idolized yet the same way Drummer and Nothic are, so 4.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I see. Valid reason.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I am curious as well....
Status: Treading the Threads
Our past makes us who we are, but it shouldn't define who we will be.
SDG
yeah I kinda agree with that. you're still a legend tho. 4
Status: Treading the Threads
Our past makes us who we are, but it shouldn't define who we will be.
SDG
I mainly see you on forum games and stuff so maybe 4. I see another person a lot too but don't remember his/her name. Also, IamSposta is everywhere. (Except the forum games, that is) And I have no idea who Nothic and Drummer are.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
3. I'd rank you higher, but you're not too active.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Also, I miss Drummer and Nothic. Haven't seen them on in a while...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Any lore masters here want to take a crack at coming up with a background for a fallen angel who has essentially become probably one of the most powerful elder gods ever known? Here's his statblock if you need ideas:
Aezi'el The Fallen One
Large Celestial (Fallen One), Neutral Evil
Armor Class 51 (natural armor, shield)
Hit Points 11080 (267d10 + 9612)
Speed 120 ft, fly 520 ft
STR 80(+35) DEX 68(+29) CON 80(+35) INT 77(+33) WIS 53(+21) CHA 80(+35)
Saving Throws Str +76, Dex +70, Con +76, Wis +62, Cha +76
Skills Acrobatics +70, Athletics +76, Deception +76, Intimidation +76, Religion +74, Stealth +70, Survival +62
Damage Resistances acid, bludgeoning, cold, force, lightning, piercing, psychic, slashing, thunder
Damage Immunities fire, necrotic, poison, radiant
Condition Immunities charmed, exhaustion, frightened, paralyzed, poisoned, stunned
Senses Blindsight 20 ft, Darkvision 1500 ft, Tremorsense 50 ft, Truesight 300 ft, passive Perception 31
Languages Celestial, Common, Infernal, Telepathy
Proficiency +41
Challenge 160 (??? XP)
TRAITS
Legendary Resistance (18/Day). If Aezi'el fails a saving throw, they can choose to succeed instead.
Master of Magic. Aezi'el may cast a spell before using their action as normal.
Action Surge (17/Short or Long Rest). Aezi'el can push themself beyond their normal limits for a moment. On their turn, they can take one additional action. They can use it only once on the same turn.
Indomitable (65/Day). Aezi'el can reroll a saving throw that they fails. If they does so, they must use the new roll.
ACTIONS
Multiattack. Aezi'el makes thirteen attacks with their Infernal Whip and one Shield Bash, or thirteen attacks with their Celestial Trident.
Celestial Trident. Melee or Ranged Weapon Attack: +165 to hit, reach 10 ft or range 100/340 ft, one target. Hit: 57 (5d8 + 35) piercing damage, or 62 (5d10 + 35) piercing damage if used with two hands to make a melee attack. Any creature hit by this attack must succeed on a DC 48 Constitution saving throw or become paralyzed and stunned. A creature with a Chaotic or Lawful alignment takes 96 (9d20) radiant or necrotic damage, with a Chaotic aligned creature taking radiant damage and a Lawful aligned creature taking necrotic damage.
Infernal Whip. Melee Weapon Attack: +165 to hit, reach 55 ft, one target. Hit: 51 (3d10 + 35) slashing damage. If Aezi'el chooses, any creature hit by this attack automatically becomes restrained (escape DC 48), and takes 86 (13d12) fire damage and 86 (13d12) necrotic damage at the start of its turn. Aezi'el may move a restrained creature up to 50 feet in any direction, but cannot attack another creature with their Infernal Whip until the restrained creature escapes.
Shield Bash. Melee Weapon Attack: +165 to hit, reach 10 ft, one target. Hit: 38 (1d6 + 35) bludgeoning damage. If the target is a Gargantuan or smaller creature, it must succeed on a DC 48 Strength saving throw or be pushed 30 feet backwards and knocked prone.
Lance of Demonic Divinity (Recharge 6–6). Aezi'el creates a 15-foot long spear of pure demonic and divine power, and hurls it at a creature within 500 feet of them. The creature must succeed on DC 48 Dexterity saving throw, taking 325 (50d12) radiant or necrotic damage (Aezi'el's choice) on a failed save or half as much damage on a successful one.
Flame Breath (Recharge 4–6). Aezi'el exhales a plume of pure black flame in a 300-foot cone. Any creatures caught in this area must succeed on a DC 48 Dexterity saving throw, taking 264 (48d10) fire damage on a failed save or half as much damage on a successful one.
Shield Wall. Aezi'el protects themself from all incoming damage, reducing it by half (rounded down) until the beginning of their next turn. While in this stance, they can also make one Shield Bash attack. Aezi'el must be wielding a shield to use this action.
Spellcasting. Aezi'el casts one of the following spells, using Charisma as the spellcasting ability (spell save DC 84, +76 to hit with spell attacks):
3/day each: wish
BONUS ACTIONS
Instant Teleportation. Aezi'el immediately teleports up to 1200 to a point they can see. If a creature occupies that point, they are immediately pushed 20 feet away from that spot.
Gaze of Terror. Aezi'el gazes at a creature within 30 feet of them, their eyes burning with arcane malevolence. The creature must succeed on a DC 48 Wisdom saving throw, or become frightened of Aezi'el for 10 minutes. That creature also has disadvantage on their next attack. While frightened, they may make another saving throw at the end of each of their turns, ending the condition on a success.
REACTIONS
Second Wind (24/Short or Long Rest). Aezi'el has a limited well of stamina that they can draw on to protect themself from harm. They regain 272 (1d10 + 267) hit points.
Intercept. When a creature adjacent to Aezi'el makes an attack that requires a roll to hit, Aezi'el can intercept the attack with their Infernal Whip. Aezi'el makes an attack roll with their Infernal Whip. If the roll is higher than the attack roll of the creature, the attack of the creature misses.
LEGENDARY ACTIONS
Extra Attack. Aezi'el makes one attack with one of their weapons.
Reposition. Aezi'el moves 60 feet without provoking Opportunity Attacks.
Destructive Orb (Costs 2 Actions). Aezi'el creates an orb of crackling, warbling energy, hurling it at a point they choose. On contact with a surface, the orb explodes, sending destructive power coursing through a 50-foot-radius sphere. A creature hit by this attack must succeed on a DC 48 Constitution saving throw, taking 112 (32d6) force damage and gaining three levels of exhaustion on a failed save, and taking half as much damage and only gaining one level of exhaustion on a successful one.
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!