I made a thread called The Loom. The link is in my sig.
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A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
My three genie wishes. 1, I wish that after my final wish, you will be freed from your duties. 2, I wish, if my next wish changes history, those in the new timeline, including the ones that previously did not exist, would remember the current timeline. And 3, I wish that all of the innocent people who died due to conflict never did.
Thoughts? Can you a find a way to monkey paw it?
Congratulations.They remember everything. Everything to ever happen in the previous timeline, causing everyone to undergo brain death. Assuming your third wish doesn’t change history, as the definition of innocence is completely subjective, as well as the definition of person, everyone and everything to ever die is now back. Everything. Congratulations. You’ve killed us all. Does it make you feel good? That in an attempt to save the few, you killed everyone? Do you feel proud of yourself. Well you should.
You got your wish.
I wouldn’t call them the few.
From a completely mathematical and logical standpoint, they are. When making that wish, you intended to bring back everyone who died as the result of a war they were not fighting in. That is not the leading cause of death. And there’s a pretty good chance that it’s less than 8 billion people. So my statement stands
My three genie wishes. 1, I wish that after my final wish, you will be freed from your duties. 2, I wish, if my next wish changes history, those in the new timeline, including the ones that previously did not exist, would remember the current timeline. And 3, I wish that all of the innocent people who died due to conflict never did.
Thoughts? Can you a find a way to monkey paw it?
Congratulations.They remember everything. Everything to ever happen in the previous timeline, causing everyone to undergo brain death. Assuming your third wish doesn’t change history, as the definition of innocence is completely subjective, as well as the definition of person, everyone and everything to ever die is now back. Everything. Congratulations. You’ve killed us all. Does it make you feel good? That in an attempt to save the few, you killed everyone? Do you feel proud of yourself. Well you should.
You got your wish.
I wouldn’t call them the few.
From a completely mathematical and logical standpoint, they are. When making that wish, you intended to bring back everyone who died as the result of a war they were not fighting in. That is not the leading cause of death. And there’s a pretty good chance that it’s less than 8 billion people. So my statement stands
Fair. What about your 3 wishes?
1. I want to have an infinite supply of money that will not cause the economy to collapse
2. I wish that anyone I please (including myself) can become completely immortal, until they wish to pass on.
3. I wanna time travel, and changing the past will not create a new timeline, and will instead change my future
1. The money appears physically on a planet millions of lightyears away. As it's infinite, it's slowly getting closer to earth and will eventually consume the universe in general, but by then economy (and just humanity in general) would be gone anyway so it won't be the cause of the collapse.
2. For a joke answer, I would say that since they need to 'wish' they'd need the genie lamp. As an actual answer, immortal doesn't mean can't feel pain, so someone finds and tortures you for eternity to gain the immortality for only them and their allies.
3. But if your future is changed by fixing a problem or just changing something in general, your future self never would have had a reason to go back in time to change it as it was never a problem, meaning you never would have went back, meaning the change doesn't happen, so you do go back in time, trapping the universe in an endless time loop.
1. That’s technically a violation, as it’s not a supply, and did not start out as an infinite amount
2. There’s this really interesting things: I don’t fear pain, when you’re immortal, waiting a few decades for someone to croak is light work, eventually someone would find me, eventually I would just go numb. If I get bored, I could just croak. Plus completely immortality would mean anything that could result in my death would be negated, so the pain would only last for a few seconds. Oh yeah. No one has infinite resources (except me) Eventually, it would be more worth it to just let me go. And with the third bit, I could just skip forward to such a point, or go back to a previous.
3. Simple. Go back for a different reason, and just do whatever else I want on the way.
1. Let's say it lands on an alien planet and one alien accesses it for a bit before it starts to expand and consume the planet. It's a supply, just dangerous to access. And it will expand for infinity, or at least until the heat death of the universe or something, but if you don't count that as infinite then it just consumes everything at once.
2. Still, they could probably find you in a way to keep you in a constantly weakened state, and having everyone after you to get the same thing would suck a lot. You'd have no free time because people are trying to beg you for immortality, kidnap and torture you, run experiments on you, etc. You'd have to be in hiding for even the most mediocre activities. And then even if you do give it to them, then they'll probably just come back to be like "Hey, can my friend get it too?", and too much could cause overpopulation.
3. You still wouldn't have a reason to go back in time in the future though. If you change something in the past, you never would need to in the future or you're prevented from doing it. Grandfather paradox.
1. Still technically a violation, as I don’t have it. And if it just spawns in, fun. Who isn’t curious to see what happens after the implosion of the universe.
2. You act like that doesn’t sound fun. I’d be the most powerful person in the word still, like I said, kidnapping and torturing me just wouldn’t work. And I could always just say no to them. What are they gonna do about it? Kill me?
3. The plan is simple. Go back in time for one reason. Do not to anything that would change the future (such as visiting 1920svAmerica just cause I can.) Then I can catch a plane and do whatever else I want to do. I would still of had the intention to visit that time period in the future
1. Oh, alright, missed that you need to have it so that's my bad. Instead of spawning on an alien planet it spawns on Earth in your hands. Because you're immortal, everyone else is suffocated and all you can do is swim through an ocean of endless greed. Eventually the universe implodes and either you pass or you swim through the money for all eternity. You can't see what happens either because it's just all money at this point. And to make it sting even more it's invalid money from an ancient civilization.
2. For me it sounds too annoying but alright. So the twist to the first wish is also this one.
3. Even if it wasn't your main purpose, then your future self just wouldn't do it and would focus on the main task instead. So yeah.
1. Now thats a monkey’s paw
2. Boring
3. You underestimate my need for side quests
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"Like a soon to be broken man once said: You're either perfect, or you're not me."
”Be not defeated by the rain. Be not hindered by the wind. Bested by neither winter snow or summer heat.”
>be me >go to men's group at the church >the second youngest guy there is probably twice my age plus change
lol relatable
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A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
I made a thread called The Loom. The link is in my sig.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks now,
Lemme kick it like 1996 now.
It might be over, but I feel it still.
GAH!!! It's still stuck in my head...
How's the banger banging, Carso?
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
Ohhh I'm really cooking with gasoline now
Literally stayed up until midnight working on it yesterday lol
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
*when the cops aren't around anything is legal-stan pines gravity falls*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread and the Percy Jackson thread
opportunities don't happen, you create them -Chris Grosser
1. Now thats a monkey’s paw
2. Boring
3. You underestimate my need for side quests
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"Like a soon to be broken man once said: You're either perfect, or you're not me."
”Be not defeated by the rain. Be not hindered by the wind. Bested by neither winter snow or summer heat.”
Hic Sunt Dracones
Hiiiii!
Hello... I don't know why you would read this... Dm me why your reading this... if you want you don't have to
(She/Her)
Currently reading The Shining by Stephen King
Alloooo! Pleasure to meet thee, how art thou this fine day
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Omori
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"Like a soon to be broken man once said: You're either perfect, or you're not me."
”Be not defeated by the rain. Be not hindered by the wind. Bested by neither winter snow or summer heat.”
Hic Sunt Dracones
>be me
>go to men's group at the church
>the second youngest guy there is probably twice my age plus change
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 3/23/25, Birth of an Age
hello vitus
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I'm aware of the madness
That has stained our air
So I paint all the darkness
And the wounds we must face
Hi....
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Hello, Moon Moon.
Hello, Dert.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 3/23/25, Birth of an Age
Playing an eight string guitar in drop e tuning feels so good, heaviest of heavy metal achieved
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
me? omori? nah im not omori I'm basil
im good.. You?
Hello... I don't know why you would read this... Dm me why your reading this... if you want you don't have to
(She/Her)
Currently reading The Shining by Stephen King
I'm fine too.... after realising my dearest Soccer team has won yesterday a match for the European Championship cup.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Quite swimmingly, if I may say so
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
lol relatable
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
Why not flyingly? Or burrowingly?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Because those aren't quite
M O I S T
enough for my liking
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I joined Smorgasbord yesterday :)
But nobody responded to me D:
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)