WAIT... does that make me a witch? And I don't mean like Hermione.
Technically, anyone can be a witch.
But I mean the ones that people get very very angry at.
Because I am 'familiar' with a 'black cat'. Kind of fits a stereotype...
People usually don't do that anymore. Personally, if anyone tries to burn you at the stake or something, I'll be there with the R I G H T E O U S P O W E R O F G O D to help you.
But I mean the ones that people get very very angry at.
Because I am 'familiar' with a 'black cat'. Kind of fits a stereotype...
People usually don't do that anymore. Personally, if anyone tries to burn you at the stake or something, I'll be there with the R I G H T E O U S P O W E R O F G O D to help you.
Actually, my dad would probably handle it.
He both owns a literal Greatsword and has training on how to use it effectively.
WAIT... does that make me a witch? And I don't mean like Hermione.
Technically, anyone can be a witch.
But I mean the ones that people get very very angry at.
Because I am 'familiar' with a 'black cat'. Kind of fits a stereotype...
People usually don't do that anymore. Personally, if anyone tries to burn you at the stake or something, I'll be there with the R I G H T E O U S P O W E R O F G O D to help you.
Reminds me of three thing I've read about during the 'witch burnings' era of Europe.
First was a case of an Inquistor called to investigate an accusation of witchcraft. Talked with the accused woman and through that learned she just had poor theological formation. (Essentially trying to do things like Anointing of the Sick without being an ordained priest.) So pretty much was a learning experience and nothing further.
Another was a case where accusations were made. Inquisitor investigated, found the accusations to be blatantly false and malicious. And after passing on that information the accused witches were A-OK but the false accusers, um, got executed considering the degree of their false accusations and the possible consequences if they hadn't been found false.
And finally I can't remember who it was. Don't remember if it was one of the saints from that time or just another priest around. But basically writing that the idea of witches that are flying around on brooms was nonsense.
But I mean the ones that people get very very angry at.
Because I am 'familiar' with a 'black cat'. Kind of fits a stereotype...
People usually don't do that anymore. Personally, if anyone tries to burn you at the stake or something, I'll be there with the R I G H T E O U S P O W E R O F G O D to help you.
Actually, my dad would probably handle it.
He both owns a literal Greatsword and has training on how to use it effectively.
But thanks anyways.
Yeah, that'll do it.
Zweihanders were basically the melee equivalent of a light machine gun: doesn't matter if you kill anyone with it, no one wants to be in range. Big, sweeping area denial. Sure, you could block it, but no one wanted to risk that.
Despite their impracticality, they existed for a good reason.
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
WAIT... does that make me a witch? And I don't mean like Hermione.
Technically, anyone can be a witch.
But I mean the ones that people get very very angry at.
Because I am 'familiar' with a 'black cat'. Kind of fits a stereotype...
People usually don't do that anymore. Personally, if anyone tries to burn you at the stake or something, I'll be there with the R I G H T E O U S P O W E R O F G O D to help you.
Reminds me of three thing I've read about during the 'witch burnings' era of Europe.
First was a case of an Inquistor called to investigate an accusation of witchcraft. Talked with the accused woman and through that learned she just had poor theological formation. (Essentially trying to do things like Anointing of the Sick without being an ordained priest.) So pretty much was a learning experience and nothing further.
Another was a case where accusations were made. Inquisitor investigated, found the accusations to be blatantly false and malicious. And after passing on that information the accused witches were A-OK but the false accusers, um, got executed considering the degree of their false accusations and the possible consequences if they hadn't been found false.
And finally I can't remember who it was. Don't remember if it was one of the saints from that time or just another priest around. But basically writing that the idea of witches that are flying around on brooms was nonsense.
Very, very interesting.
That sounds like a good character concept: an inquisitor who doesn't burn witches, but instead wields an iron fist and a heavy gavel over the accusers if they happen to be wrong. The idea would be that witches are less dangerous than the common people killing each other on any minor suspicion. Perhaps this inquisitor works with the witches, offering them work as healers and diviners and such.
But I mean the ones that people get very very angry at.
Because I am 'familiar' with a 'black cat'. Kind of fits a stereotype...
People usually don't do that anymore. Personally, if anyone tries to burn you at the stake or something, I'll be there with the R I G H T E O U S P O W E R O F G O D to help you.
Actually, my dad would probably handle it.
He both owns a literal Greatsword and has training on how to use it effectively.
But thanks anyways.
Yeah, that'll do it.
Zweihanders were basically the melee equivalent of a light machine gun: doesn't matter if you kill anyone with it, no one wants to be in range. Big, sweeping area denial. Sure, you could block it, but no one wanted to risk that.
Despite their impracticality, they existed for a good reason.
My Dad is also scary strong. He literally kept a four-wheeler with my 200+ pound grandfather on it from falling backwards off a trailer.
Also: Fair, except I don't think that ANY weapon exists for a 'good' reason.
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hi golden. Im feeling like I have good grammar today, like I have all of the good grammare.
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Zweihanders were basically the melee equivalent of a light machine gun: doesn't matter if you kill anyone with it, no one wants to be in range. Big, sweeping area denial. Sure, you could block it, but no one wanted to risk that.
Despite their impracticality, they existed for a good reason.
My Dad is also scary strong. He literally kept a four-wheeler with my 200+ pound grandfather on it from falling backwards off a trailer.
Also: Fair, except I don't think that ANY weapon exists for a 'good' reason.
Counterargument: many of the original weapons (such as spears, bows, and atlatls) were for hunting animals, not people. Many animals are dangerous if you don't have adequate protection from them, and back then they didn't have enough shelter, and thus had to defend themselves in other ways.
But you are right for the most part. I'm just cherrypicking examples.
If you don't have a starting point, I'm afraid I can't help you.
Hm
I haven't played a bard before,
So bard it is!
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
My Dad is also scary strong. He literally kept a four-wheeler with my 200+ pound grandfather on it from falling backwards off a trailer.
Also: Fair, except I don't think that ANY weapon exists for a 'good' reason.
Counterargument: many of the original weapons (such as spears, bows, and atlatls) were for hunting animals, not people. Many animals are dangerous if you don't have adequate protection from them, and back then they didn't have enough shelter, and thus had to defend themselves in other ways.
But you are right for the most part. I'm just cherrypicking examples.
Well, it pretty much just modern/'superior'/'advanced' weapons that are the issue.
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But I mean the ones that people get very very angry at.
Because I am 'familiar' with a 'black cat'. Kind of fits a stereotype...
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
People usually don't do that anymore. Personally, if anyone tries to burn you at the stake or something, I'll be there with the R I G H T E O U S P O W E R O F G O D to help you.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
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Actually, my dad would probably handle it.
He both owns a literal Greatsword and has training on how to use it effectively.
But thanks anyways.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
Reminds me of three thing I've read about during the 'witch burnings' era of Europe.
First was a case of an Inquistor called to investigate an accusation of witchcraft. Talked with the accused woman and through that learned she just had poor theological formation. (Essentially trying to do things like Anointing of the Sick without being an ordained priest.) So pretty much was a learning experience and nothing further.
Another was a case where accusations were made. Inquisitor investigated, found the accusations to be blatantly false and malicious. And after passing on that information the accused witches were A-OK but the false accusers, um, got executed considering the degree of their false accusations and the possible consequences if they hadn't been found false.
And finally I can't remember who it was. Don't remember if it was one of the saints from that time or just another priest around. But basically writing that the idea of witches that are flying around on brooms was nonsense.
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Yeah, that'll do it.
Zweihanders were basically the melee equivalent of a light machine gun: doesn't matter if you kill anyone with it, no one wants to be in range. Big, sweeping area denial. Sure, you could block it, but no one wanted to risk that.
Despite their impracticality, they existed for a good reason.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Baalze, i need your heeeeeelppp
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Very, very interesting.
That sounds like a good character concept: an inquisitor who doesn't burn witches, but instead wields an iron fist and a heavy gavel over the accusers if they happen to be wrong. The idea would be that witches are less dangerous than the common people killing each other on any minor suspicion. Perhaps this inquisitor works with the witches, offering them work as healers and diviners and such.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
What do you need help with, Gato?
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
My Dad is also scary strong. He literally kept a four-wheeler with my 200+ pound grandfather on it from falling backwards off a trailer.
Also: Fair, except I don't think that ANY weapon exists for a 'good' reason.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
I need help making a character for Cynos thread
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, Gato!
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
Hi golden. Im feeling like I have good grammar today, like I have all of the good grammare.
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Counterargument: many of the original weapons (such as spears, bows, and atlatls) were for hunting animals, not people. Many animals are dangerous if you don't have adequate protection from them, and back then they didn't have enough shelter, and thus had to defend themselves in other ways.
But you are right for the most part. I'm just cherrypicking examples.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Well, what kind of character are you thinking of?
If you don't have a starting point, I'm afraid I can't help you.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Hm
I haven't played a bard before,
So bard it is!
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Well, it pretty much just modern/'superior'/'advanced' weapons that are the issue.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
Wait... what thread?
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
What threadddd I must join
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
Some considerations:
What subclass?
What level?
What's a character archetype/gimmick you would like to start with?
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
I suddenly have the urge to create a warlock or sorcerer subclass named arsonist.
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)