Did you also post a picture of Lincoln next to it to really sell the authenticity?
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Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatoLover said to me. He was right. I simp for him.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
Did you also post a picture of Lincoln next to it to really sell the authenticity?
Wearing whatever American teens wear these days?
*I finally figured out what all those weird words were...*
Seems like today's teens like wearing socks with their Crocs and also those weird sketchers foamies things.
(these)
I also feel like colors were more prevalent on teens' shoes back when I was in high school. Black/white were still very common, but there was usually more color there too. Whereas today's youth seem to be going back to a "no color for me, homie." Even their Crocs are white. GET SOME COLOR, BOIS!!!
And they wear them rain or shine, to their own regret. I live in a very wet place and my friend goes out in crocs and socks regularly and will always admit it's a mistake afterward. He's got to look fashionable though.
It would be a lot easier for him if he wore my sort of shoes. Ever since I encased my feet in concrete blocks they've never gotten wet and I don't have to worry about the dog chewing my shoes.
"He's got to look fashionable though." and "goes out in cros and socks regularly" do not belong in the same paragraph.
That’s what I thought but apparently his are a very nice brand or version or breed or whatever. They’re marbled black and white so at least they have some variety to them.
Like a semi-tie-dye type of pattern?
I feel like I've seen some of those. Do look kinda neat.
Though I personally like the Crocband / Crocband II. Gets rid of the side holes, so better IMO when going out in rain or after it since you don't flood in with the water.
Did you also post a picture of Lincoln next to it to really sell the authenticity?
Wearing whatever American teens wear these days?
*I finally figured out what all those weird words were...*
Seems like today's teens like wearing socks with their Crocs and also those weird sketchers foamies things.
(these)
I also feel like colors were more prevalent on teens' shoes back when I was in high school. Black/white were still very common, but there was usually more color there too. Whereas today's youth seem to be going back to a "no color for me, homie." Even their Crocs are white. GET SOME COLOR, BOIS!!!
And they wear them rain or shine, to their own regret. I live in a very wet place and my friend goes out in crocs and socks regularly and will always admit it's a mistake afterward. He's got to look fashionable though.
It would be a lot easier for him if he wore my sort of shoes. Ever since I encased my feet in concrete blocks they've never gotten wet and I don't have to worry about the dog chewing my shoes.
"He's got to look fashionable though." and "goes out in cros and socks regularly" do not belong in the same paragraph.
That’s what I thought but apparently his are a very nice brand or version or breed or whatever. They’re marbled black and white so at least they have some variety to them.
Like a semi-tie-dye type of pattern?
I feel like I've seen some of those. Do look kinda neat.
Though I personally like the Crocband / Crocband II. Gets rid of the side holes, so better IMO when going out in rain or after it since you don't flood in with the water.
Yeah sort of. That sounds like the sort he needs. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever owned a croc in my life.
Did you also post a picture of Lincoln next to it to really sell the authenticity?
Wearing whatever American teens wear these days?
*I finally figured out what all those weird words were...*
Seems like today's teens like wearing socks with their Crocs and also those weird sketchers foamies things.
(these)
I also feel like colors were more prevalent on teens' shoes back when I was in high school. Black/white were still very common, but there was usually more color there too. Whereas today's youth seem to be going back to a "no color for me, homie." Even their Crocs are white. GET SOME COLOR, BOIS!!!
And they wear them rain or shine, to their own regret. I live in a very wet place and my friend goes out in crocs and socks regularly and will always admit it's a mistake afterward. He's got to look fashionable though.
It would be a lot easier for him if he wore my sort of shoes. Ever since I encased my feet in concrete blocks they've never gotten wet and I don't have to worry about the dog chewing my shoes.
"He's got to look fashionable though." and "goes out in cros and socks regularly" do not belong in the same paragraph.
That’s what I thought but apparently his are a very nice brand or version or breed or whatever. They’re marbled black and white so at least they have some variety to them.
Like a semi-tie-dye type of pattern?
I feel like I've seen some of those. Do look kinda neat.
Though I personally like the Crocband / Crocband II. Gets rid of the side holes, so better IMO when going out in rain or after it since you don't flood in with the water.
Yeah sort of. That sounds like the sort he needs. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever owned a croc in my life.
I recommend 'em.
I got my first pair in ~2012 or so I think. And they're convenient.
Yeah sort of. That sounds like the sort he needs. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever owned a croc in my life.
I recommend 'em.
I got my first pair in ~2012 or so I think. And they're convenient.
I'll keep them in mind then. I have been wearing a brand called Altras for the last few years and they are fantastic. They got wide toe boxes and flat bottoms so I might as well be walking bare foot and the ones I get are meant for trail running so they are pretty practical.
Yeah sort of. That sounds like the sort he needs. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever owned a croc in my life.
I recommend 'em.
I got my first pair in ~2012 or so I think. And they're convenient.
I'll keep them in mind then. I have been wearing a brand called Altras for the last few years and they are fantastic. They got wide toe boxes and flat bottoms so I might as well be walking bare foot and the ones I get are meant for trail running so they are pretty practical.
Never heard of that brand. Is it a UK-thing / hiking thing?
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatoLover said to me. He was right. I simp for him.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
he/him u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Yeah sort of. That sounds like the sort he needs. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever owned a croc in my life.
I recommend 'em.
I got my first pair in ~2012 or so I think. And they're convenient.
I'll keep them in mind then. I have been wearing a brand called Altras for the last few years and they are fantastic. They got wide toe boxes and flat bottoms so I might as well be walking bare foot and the ones I get are meant for trail running so they are pretty practical.
Never heard of that brand. Is it a UK-thing / hiking thing?
It's not a UK thing, I first found and wore them in America, but it is a bit of a hiking/running thing I think.
Yeah sort of. That sounds like the sort he needs. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever owned a croc in my life.
I recommend 'em.
I got my first pair in ~2012 or so I think. And they're convenient.
I'll keep them in mind then. I have been wearing a brand called Altras for the last few years and they are fantastic. They got wide toe boxes and flat bottoms so I might as well be walking bare foot and the ones I get are meant for trail running so they are pretty practical.
Never heard of that brand. Is it a UK-thing / hiking thing?
It's not a UK thing, I first found and wore them in America, but it is a bit of a hiking/running thing I think.
Makes sense then.
I know there's like Merrel and Vibram for hiking stuff, but I've generally not looked those.
Might check out the Atlas looks like. Sounds neat.
It's not a UK thing, I first found and wore them in America, but it is a bit of a hiking/running thing I think.
Makes sense then.
I know there's like Merrel and Vibram for hiking stuff, but I've generally not looked those.
Might check out the Atlas looks like. Sounds neat.
I think I've used Merrel too. I generally get a few nice hiking things because they are practical and durable and then I make them my everyday gear. They are functional and last longer and I am not one to care about fashion.
he/him u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatoLover said to me. He was right. I simp for him.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
It's not a UK thing, I first found and wore them in America, but it is a bit of a hiking/running thing I think.
Makes sense then.
I know there's like Merrel and Vibram for hiking stuff, but I've generally not looked those.
Might check out the Atlas looks like. Sounds neat.
I think I've used Merrel too. I generally get a few nice hiking things because they are practical and durable and then I make them my everyday gear. They are functional and last longer and I am not one to care about fashion.
Fair. For me I've generally gone with ASICs myself.
no
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatoLover said to me. He was right. I simp for him.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
Like a semi-tie-dye type of pattern?
I feel like I've seen some of those. Do look kinda neat.
Though I personally like the Crocband / Crocband II. Gets rid of the side holes, so better IMO when going out in rain or after it since you don't flood in with the water.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
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Yeah sort of.
That sounds like the sort he needs. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever owned a croc in my life.
I recommend 'em.
I got my first pair in ~2012 or so I think. And they're convenient.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
I'll keep them in mind then. I have been wearing a brand called Altras for the last few years and they are fantastic. They got wide toe boxes and flat bottoms so I might as well be walking bare foot and the ones I get are meant for trail running so they are pretty practical.
Never heard of that brand. Is it a UK-thing / hiking thing?
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
I win!!!
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatoLover said to me. He was right. I simp for him.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
*doubt*
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
im the winner!
he/him u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
*doubt x2*
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
It's not a UK thing, I first found and wore them in America, but it is a bit of a hiking/running thing I think.
Makes sense then.
I know there's like Merrel and Vibram for hiking stuff, but I've generally not looked those.
Might check out the Atlas looks like. Sounds neat.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
I think I've used Merrel too. I generally get a few nice hiking things because they are practical and durable and then I make them my everyday gear. They are functional and last longer and I am not one to care about fashion.
hello!
he/him u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
How low!
They don't like you to be so free
I'm winning!
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatoLover said to me. He was right. I simp for him.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
Fair. For me I've generally gone with ASICs myself.
For Atlas, this the brand you're thinking of?
nope
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Omg drummer is alive
no more time for dnd
We are all shook.
For that matter... you're alive!!!
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Wait, am I misremembering or is drummer the one who came up with the titles in a bunch of people's sigs?
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)