Especially not me... In a way I have a right to it as I've been on LCW the longest. Then again Yondor's first post was here, so maybe he should get it...
Hmmm...
Also, gosh dang you Drummer. (you know what I'm talking about. Decisions are hard)
There is a universal solution to any problem you come across in DnD.
Step 1: Kill everyone. Leaves no witnesses. Burn the town of all evidence. Step 2: There is no step 2.
Let's look at some common situations and how we can apply this lesson.
By killing everyone you ensure no more goblins will trouble you. And then by burning Phandalin you ensure there won't be anyone bragging about you killing those goblins and thereby incentivizing goblin sympathizers to go after you.
Scenario 2: There is a wandering merchant on the road
The DM probably made the merchant a blue dragon in disguise due to your earlier shenanigans. So killing a dragon is really a service to the world. And this way you get his cool stuff.
Scenario 3: The king is mad that you've been killing your subjects.
Kill the king. He's opposing you. That, by definition, means he must be evil if he's opposing the heroes. So by the killing the king and eliminating the kingdom you are ensuring there is one less evil state in the world.
Scenario 4: There's a mysterious sickness in the town turning people into frozen popsicles.
Containment. Containment. Containment. Diseases need hosts to spread.
Scenario 5: There's weird stuff going on at the carnival.
There can't be problems at the carnival if there is no carnival.
Especially not me... In a way I have a right to it as I've been on LCW the longest. Then again Yondor's first post was here, so maybe he should get it...
Hmmm...
Also, gosh dang you Drummer. (you know what I'm talking about. Decisions are hard)
There is a universal solution to any problem you come across in DnD.
Step 1: Kill everyone. Leaves no witnesses. Burn the town of all evidence. Step 2: There is no step 2.
Let's look at some common situations and how we can apply this lesson.
By killing everyone you ensure no more goblins will trouble you. And then by burning Phandalin you ensure there won't be anyone bragging about you killing those goblins and thereby incentivizing goblin sympathizers to go after you.
Scenario 2: There is a wandering merchant on the road
The DM probably made the merchant a blue dragon in disguise due to your earlier shenanigans. So killing a dragon is really a service to the world. And this way you get his cool stuff.
Scenario 3: The king is mad that you've been killing your subjects.
Kill the king. He's opposing you. That, by definition, means he must be evil if he's opposing the heroes. So by the killing the king and eliminating the kingdom you are ensuring there is one less evil state in the world.
Scenario 4: There's a mysterious sickness in the town turning people into frozen popsicles.
Containment. Containment. Containment. Diseases need hosts to spread.
Scenario 5: There's weird stuff going on at the carnival.
There can't be problems at the carnival if there is no carnival.
Especially not me... In a way I have a right to it as I've been on LCW the longest. Then again Yondor's first post was here, so maybe he should get it...
Hmmm...
Also, gosh dang you Drummer. (you know what I'm talking about. Decisions are hard)
There is a universal solution to any problem you come across in DnD.
Step 1: Kill everyone. Leaves no witnesses. Burn the town of all evidence. Step 2: There is no step 2.
Let's look at some common situations and how we can apply this lesson.
By killing everyone you ensure no more goblins will trouble you. And then by burning Phandalin you ensure there won't be anyone bragging about you killing those goblins and thereby incentivizing goblin sympathizers to go after you.
Scenario 2: There is a wandering merchant on the road
The DM probably made the merchant a blue dragon in disguise due to your earlier shenanigans. So killing a dragon is really a service to the world. And this way you get his cool stuff.
Scenario 3: The king is mad that you've been killing your subjects.
Kill the king. He's opposing you. That, by definition, means he must be evil if he's opposing the heroes. So by the killing the king and eliminating the kingdom you are ensuring there is one less evil state in the world.
Scenario 4: There's a mysterious sickness in the town turning people into frozen popsicles.
Containment. Containment. Containment. Diseases need hosts to spread.
Scenario 5: There's weird stuff going on at the carnival.
There can't be problems at the carnival if there is no carnival.
Guys, if I'm being honest, I've had a pretty horrible day, and could really use a little something to make me feel better. Just post a :) or something like that, I don't know.
Sorry if this sounds weird and/or dramatic, it's just that the last few hours have been truly sucky.
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Guys, if I'm being honest, I've had a pretty horrible day, and could really use a little something to make me feel better. Just post a :) or something like that, I don't know.
Sorry if this sounds weird and/or dramatic, it's just that the last few hours have been truly sucky.
Well in terms of music, here's a couple options.
It's Gonna Be Okay by The Piano Guys has a nice upbeat tune to it and some uplifting lyrics.
Sing for our World by Libera has a great melody too. There's some excellent parts with rising crescendos and uplifting harmonies.
For humor, Door Monster has some nice DnD sketches on shenanigans with high charisma.
Guys, if I'm being honest, I've had a pretty horrible day, and could really use a little something to make me feel better. Just post a :) or something like that, I don't know.
Sorry if this sounds weird and/or dramatic, it's just that the last few hours have been truly sucky.
Well in terms of music, here's a couple options.
It's Gonna Be Okay by The Piano Guys has a nice upbeat tune to it and some uplifting lyrics.
Sing for our World by Libera has a great melody too. There's some excellent parts with rising crescendos and uplifting harmonies.
For humor, Door Monster has some nice DnD sketches on shenanigans with high charisma.
Guys, if I'm being honest, I've had a pretty horrible day, and could really use a little something to make me feel better. Just post a :) or something like that, I don't know.
Sorry if this sounds weird and/or dramatic, it's just that the last few hours have been truly sucky.
:) :) :) :) :)
Hope things get better soon, everyone here will support you with whatever you do. If you ever need someone to chat too, I'm online way to much, so just PM me :) Don't worry, things will brighten up for you very soon :)
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I'm gonna ask y'all really nicely: PLEASE DON'T POST ANYTHING HERE until Yondor arrives. Yondor had his first post on last comment wins, and hasn't had the best of times lately, so he should get the 20000 post. I dibbs page 1000 though :)
Guys, if I'm being honest, I've had a pretty horrible day, and could really use a little something to make me feel better. Just post a :) or something like that, I don't know.
Sorry if this sounds weird and/or dramatic, it's just that the last few hours have been truly sucky.
:) :) :) :) :)
Hope things get better soon, everyone here will support you with whatever you do. If you ever need someone to chat too, I'm online way to much, so just PM me :) Don't worry, things will brighten up for you very soon :)
I'm gonna ask y'all really nicely: PLEASE DON'T POST ANYTHING HERE until Yondor arrives. Yondor had his first post on last comment wins, and hasn't had the best of times lately, so he should get the 20000 post. I dibbs page 1000 though :)
Drummer this is so freaking nice of you. You didn't have to do anything like this, but ya did, so I thank you. And it's a new day, hopefully it goes well.
I'm just trying to think of something interesting to say for this post buuuuut I can't. Sorry if you've been waiting to post here, you can go ahead now.
Happy Halloween :)
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
Guys, if I'm being honest, I've had a pretty horrible day, and could really use a little something to make me feel better. Just post a :) or something like that, I don't know.
Sorry if this sounds weird and/or dramatic, it's just that the last few hours have been truly sucky.
:) :) :) :) :)
Hope things get better soon, everyone here will support you with whatever you do. If you ever need someone to chat too, I'm online way to much, so just PM me :) Don't worry, things will brighten up for you very soon :)
I'm gonna ask y'all really nicely: PLEASE DON'T POST ANYTHING HERE until Yondor arrives. Yondor had his first post on last comment wins, and hasn't had the best of times lately, so he should get the 20000 post. I dibbs page 1000 though :)
Drummer this is so freaking nice of you. You didn't have to do anything like this, but ya did, so I thank you. And it's a new day, hopefully it goes well.
I'm just trying to think of something interesting to say for this post buuuuut I can't. Sorry if you've been waiting to post here, you can go ahead now.
Happy Halloween :)
Your a good friend of mine Yondor, and have always been nice to me, so you deserve everything I gave you :)
Whats everyones best joke?
Happy Halloween :)
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Aaaalso seems a bit NOT LEGAL, but what can the law do if they're dead too...
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Guys, if I'm being honest, I've had a pretty horrible day, and could really use a little something to make me feel better. Just post a :) or something like that, I don't know.
Sorry if this sounds weird and/or dramatic, it's just that the last few hours have been truly sucky.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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Well in terms of music, here's a couple options.
It's Gonna Be Okay by The Piano Guys has a nice upbeat tune to it and some uplifting lyrics.
Sing for our World by Libera has a great melody too. There's some excellent parts with rising crescendos and uplifting harmonies.
For humor, Door Monster has some nice DnD sketches on shenanigans with high charisma.
Diplomancy and Bards be Like are some tops.
Hope these might help. Sucky days, well, suck.
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Hey, thanks Vitus.
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No problemo.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
:) :) :) :) :)
Hope things get better soon, everyone here will support you with whatever you do. If you ever need someone to chat too, I'm online way to much, so just PM me :) Don't worry, things will brighten up for you very soon :)
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Do you reckon you can post 7 times in a row without it being marked as spam?
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Lets see...
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
5...
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
6...
I'm gonna ask y'all really nicely: PLEASE DON'T POST ANYTHING HERE until Yondor arrives. Yondor had his first post on last comment wins, and hasn't had the best of times lately, so he should get the 20000 post. I dibbs page 1000 though :)
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Drummer this is so freaking nice of you. You didn't have to do anything like this, but ya did, so I thank you. And it's a new day, hopefully it goes well.
I'm just trying to think of something interesting to say for this post buuuuut I can't. Sorry if you've been waiting to post here, you can go ahead now.
Happy Halloween :)
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It doesn't look like anyone was on though. Or I'm just assuming.
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Your a good friend of mine Yondor, and have always been nice to me, so you deserve everything I gave you :)
Whats everyones best joke?
Happy Halloween :)
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.