Especially not me... In a way I have a right to it as I've been on LCW the longest. Then again Yondor's first post was here, so maybe he should get it...
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Especially not me... In a way I have a right to it as I've been on LCW the longest. Then again Yondor's first post was here, so maybe he should get it...
Hmmm...
Also, gosh dang you Drummer. (you know what I'm talking about. Decisions are hard)
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
Especially not me... In a way I have a right to it as I've been on LCW the longest. Then again Yondor's first post was here, so maybe he should get it...
Hmmm...
Also, gosh dang you Drummer. (you know what I'm talking about. Decisions are hard)
Yes, if you are talking about the PM then I know. Zeus is currently going through something very similar, but no discussing!
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Especially not me... In a way I have a right to it as I've been on LCW the longest. Then again Yondor's first post was here, so maybe he should get it...
Hmmm...
Also, gosh dang you Drummer. (you know what I'm talking about. Decisions are hard)
Yes, if you are talking about the PM then I know. Zeus is currently going through something very similar, but no discussing!
Yeah, that's why I didn't say any specifics.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
Especially not me... In a way I have a right to it as I've been on LCW the longest. Then again Yondor's first post was here, so maybe he should get it...
Hmmm...
Also, gosh dang you Drummer. (you know what I'm talking about. Decisions are hard)
Yes, if you are talking about the PM then I know. Zeus is currently going through something very similar, but no discussing!
Yeah, that's why I didn't say any specifics.
Thanks
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Especially not me... In a way I have a right to it as I've been on LCW the longest. Then again Yondor's first post was here, so maybe he should get it...
Hmmm...
Also, gosh dang you Drummer. (you know what I'm talking about. Decisions are hard)
There is a universal solution to any problem you come across in DnD.
Step 1: Kill everyone. Leaves no witnesses. Burn the town of all evidence. Step 2: There is no step 2.
Let's look at some common situations and how we can apply this lesson.
By killing everyone you ensure no more goblins will trouble you. And then by burning Phandalin you ensure there won't be anyone bragging about you killing those goblins and thereby incentivizing goblin sympathizers to go after you.
Scenario 2: There is a wandering merchant on the road
The DM probably made the merchant a blue dragon in disguise due to your earlier shenanigans. So killing a dragon is really a service to the world. And this way you get his cool stuff.
Scenario 3: The king is mad that you've been killing your subjects.
Kill the king. He's opposing you. That, by definition, means he must be evil if he's opposing the heroes. So by the killing the king and eliminating the kingdom you are ensuring there is one less evil state in the world.
Scenario 4: There's a mysterious sickness in the town turning people into frozen popsicles.
Containment. Containment. Containment. Diseases need hosts to spread.
Scenario 5: There's weird stuff going on at the carnival.
There can't be problems at the carnival if there is no carnival.
Especially not me... In a way I have a right to it as I've been on LCW the longest. Then again Yondor's first post was here, so maybe he should get it...
Hmmm...
Also, gosh dang you Drummer. (you know what I'm talking about. Decisions are hard)
There is a universal solution to any problem you come across in DnD.
Step 1: Kill everyone. Leaves no witnesses. Burn the town of all evidence. Step 2: There is no step 2.
Let's look at some common situations and how we can apply this lesson.
By killing everyone you ensure no more goblins will trouble you. And then by burning Phandalin you ensure there won't be anyone bragging about you killing those goblins and thereby incentivizing goblin sympathizers to go after you.
Scenario 2: There is a wandering merchant on the road
The DM probably made the merchant a blue dragon in disguise due to your earlier shenanigans. So killing a dragon is really a service to the world. And this way you get his cool stuff.
Scenario 3: The king is mad that you've been killing your subjects.
Kill the king. He's opposing you. That, by definition, means he must be evil if he's opposing the heroes. So by the killing the king and eliminating the kingdom you are ensuring there is one less evil state in the world.
Scenario 4: There's a mysterious sickness in the town turning people into frozen popsicles.
Containment. Containment. Containment. Diseases need hosts to spread.
Scenario 5: There's weird stuff going on at the carnival.
There can't be problems at the carnival if there is no carnival.
Especially not me... In a way I have a right to it as I've been on LCW the longest. Then again Yondor's first post was here, so maybe he should get it...
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Hmmm...
Also, gosh dang you Drummer. (you know what I'm talking about. Decisions are hard)
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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Yes, if you are talking about the PM then I know. Zeus is currently going through something very similar, but no discussing!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Yeah, that's why I didn't say any specifics.
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Thanks
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
It's good that we're both on rn, we seem to be having a look period of rp!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Yes, very nice :)
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And now that you say that, I actually have to go very soon.
big sigh
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Same lol
Even bigger sigh
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
btw, all are welcome to join this to celebrate an upcoming event!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Alrighty, peace out.
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The 20k post is mine!
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
Cya, have a good one
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Back for one minute, but bye :)
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Hi and bye :)
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
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*gives cookies*
There is a universal solution to any problem you come across in DnD.
Step 1: Kill everyone. Leaves no witnesses. Burn the town of all evidence.
Step 2: There is no step 2.
Let's look at some common situations and how we can apply this lesson.
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Scenario 1: There are goblins on the road
By killing everyone you ensure no more goblins will trouble you. And then by burning Phandalin you ensure there won't be anyone bragging about you killing those goblins and thereby incentivizing goblin sympathizers to go after you.
Scenario 2: There is a wandering merchant on the road
The DM probably made the merchant a blue dragon in disguise due to your earlier shenanigans. So killing a dragon is really a service to the world. And this way you get his cool stuff.
Scenario 3: The king is mad that you've been killing your subjects.
Kill the king. He's opposing you. That, by definition, means he must be evil if he's opposing the heroes. So by the killing the king and eliminating the kingdom you are ensuring there is one less evil state in the world.
Scenario 4: There's a mysterious sickness in the town turning people into frozen popsicles.
Containment. Containment. Containment. Diseases need hosts to spread.
Scenario 5: There's weird stuff going on at the carnival.
There can't be problems at the carnival if there is no carnival.
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That is the best advice I have ever heard.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
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