Silvery barbs appear in front of you. That is, 80 year old barbarians with silver hair. They insist they're perfectly capable of handling any enemy you're dealing with only to subsequently take a three hour nap.
You accidentally cast “blade war” and now the whole world is at war because of your spell.
I cast FIREBALL!!!
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It seemed like a good idea at first. After all, you're a wizard. You cast Fireball. That's what you do.
But something terrible happened. You became addicted to Fireball. It just gave you such a feeling of power, dealing 8d6 damage in a 20-foot-radius sphere, with merely a 3rd level spell slot. You kept coming back to it. You couldn't escape. Now, your wizard walks the world as the lowest form of wizard, addicted to using all spell slots of 3rd to 5th level to cast a single spell. You have been left as essentially a sorcerer without the metamagic options and other cool stuff that makes a sorcerer a sorcerer, left with so many spell slots and yet just... one... spell...
Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
You cast it and it lures a horde of moths to you. You become the unwitting moth queen. They flock to you and get everywhere. When you sleep there are moths in your ears, nose, and mouth. When you eat there are moths in your food. When you get dressed there are tatters in your moth-eaten clothes. You are constantly in need of buying clothes, but no clothing stores will let you inside. You'd just order some online, but moths clog up the gasoline tanks, making it more expensive for the clothing to have to be delivered via horse and buggy, which is further complicated because the Amish horse and buggy drivers aren't exactly using the internet to see your new orders.
When you do, you accidentally cast it on what used to be a wall, so the intended target gets trapped in a wall with 1 hit point.
i cast WISH
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Do it without the spaces in the brackets.
The servant starts stealing your things without you knowing, since they are invisible.
I cast misty step.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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You modify your own memory, forget you already cast modify memory, and continue the pattern ad nauseum until your spell slots are gone.
I cast Faerie Fire
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Much to your surprise, you dismiss yourself. But you're not sure which part of the spell triggered that...
I cast Prestidigitation
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Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
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You indeed find a steed. But it belongs to a paladin who has sworn to serve the big bad, and he is now after you...
I cast silvery barbs.
Silvery barbs appear in front of you. That is, 80 year old barbarians with silver hair. They insist they're perfectly capable of handling any enemy you're dealing with only to subsequently take a three hour nap.
I cast Cordon of Arrows
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Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
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You cast it and meet a hunter named Mark who has an incessant need to tell you about the new boat he bought.
I cast Finger of Death
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Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
You thought that a mirror was a shifter. You cast it on yourself. Now you have to say any action you do in order to do it, VitusW The Burned.
I cast [Tooltip Not Found], AKA PlaneSHift, to find the MeowModrons.
I haven't died yet, so I'm still a Wild Magic Sorcerer.
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
What's a cult? No, I'm serious.
here's some links
Please join this it's dying
You accidentally cast “blade war” and now the whole world is at war because of your spell.
I cast FIREBALL!!!
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It seemed like a good idea at first. After all, you're a wizard. You cast Fireball. That's what you do.
But something terrible happened. You became addicted to Fireball. It just gave you such a feeling of power, dealing 8d6 damage in a 20-foot-radius sphere, with merely a 3rd level spell slot. You kept coming back to it. You couldn't escape. Now, your wizard walks the world as the lowest form of wizard, addicted to using all spell slots of 3rd to 5th level to cast a single spell. You have been left as essentially a sorcerer without the metamagic options and other cool stuff that makes a sorcerer a sorcerer, left with so many spell slots and yet just... one... spell...
I cast Silvery Barbs
Panda-wat (I hate my username) is somehow convinced that he is objectively right about everything D&D related even though he obviously is not. Considering that, he'd probably make a great D&D youtuber.
"If I die, I can live with that." ~Luke Hart, the DM lair
You cast it and it lures a horde of moths to you. You become the unwitting moth queen. They flock to you and get everywhere. When you sleep there are moths in your ears, nose, and mouth. When you eat there are moths in your food. When you get dressed there are tatters in your moth-eaten clothes. You are constantly in need of buying clothes, but no clothing stores will let you inside. You'd just order some online, but moths clog up the gasoline tanks, making it more expensive for the clothing to have to be delivered via horse and buggy, which is further complicated because the Amish horse and buggy drivers aren't exactly using the internet to see your new orders.
I cast Alarm
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Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
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Your alarm volume malfunctions, and the second it is tripped, a blast of sound hits your ears, and you and your party go deaf instantly.
I cast guidance.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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A little misspeak and instead you cast Guy Dance. And the guy dances with tap shoes, completely ruining the stealth check you were attempting to make.
I cast Cure Wounds
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
When you do, you accidentally cast it on what used to be a wall, so the intended target gets trapped in a wall with 1 hit point.
i cast WISH
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)