Citing poor wages and unsafe working conditions, True Strike creates a union that prohibits your use of magic until you fix the issues they have with your current management.
You sneeze while doing so, and cast Hunter's Mart. An enormous store appears in front of you, full of various bows, traps, and other hunting equipment. Hope you brought your gold!
I cast Spider Climb.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
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After casting Create Food and Water your wild magic surge summons a most foul beast: litigators from ClerciPure(TM). They strike at you with the daggers of subpoenas and cleave through your arms with the sword of lawsuits. Your vestments are set alight with the flames of suing. And your life is taken at the sound of the gavel. Tut tut. You shouldn't have interfered with their patent rights.
Well. I'll just cast dancing lights.
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You accidentally cast it on your one torch, and nobody in they party has darkvision.
I cast True Strike.
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Citing poor wages and unsafe working conditions, True Strike creates a union that prohibits your use of magic until you fix the issues they have with your current management.
I cast Hunter's Mark
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You sneeze while doing so, and cast Hunter's Mart. An enormous store appears in front of you, full of various bows, traps, and other hunting equipment. Hope you brought your gold!
I cast Spider Climb.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
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Spiders climb on you.
I cast Create Food And Water while in stealth.
so let's see my wild magic sorcerer roll...
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
What's a cult? No, I'm serious.
here's some links
Please join this it's dying
After casting Create Food and Water your wild magic surge summons a most foul beast: litigators from ClerciPure(TM). They strike at you with the daggers of subpoenas and cleave through your arms with the sword of lawsuits. Your vestments are set alight with the flames of suing. And your life is taken at the sound of the gavel. Tut tut. You shouldn't have interfered with their patent rights.
I cast Ice Knife
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Chara appears holding it
I cast zone of truth
It ends up being a joke of a spell, because whoever you cast it on becomes stunned at the fact that you would waste an 8th level spell slot on this.
I cast catnap
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You cast it carry lots of good, but instead the kids use it to play frisbee.
I cast Shield of Faith
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You don't believe the spell would work, and without faith in the spell, you simply cast Shield.
I cast Hero's Feast.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
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You suddenly feel an overwhelming urge to blink.
I cast Tasha’s Hideous Laughter
Tasha shows up to laugh at you for casting the spell without telling a joke.
I cast ensnaring strike.
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Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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The strike ensnares you.
I cast friends
And you tried to target a beholder with your charisma checks. 1 minute later, you are death rayed.
I cast blade barrier.
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A barrier of flying swords orbits around you. It doesn't do much for defense, but damn if it isn't cool.
I cast Absorb Elements.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
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Upon absorbing fire your body spontaneously combusts.
I cast Hail of Thorns
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