I summon a hundred ducks and command them to steal the godmodders hair!
Why?
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I summon a hundred ducks and command them to steal the godmodders hair!
Why?
Why are you destroying the moon?
Hm. Good point. I guess I’m doing it because I was angry at Artemis/Luna/Selene?
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NO! WE CANT HAVE AN INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL ON THE ...wait
I give the Scimitar of Darkness the ability to cut through dimensions and make portals, and also the ability to close them up. I then close the portal made by Daethedir
You know what? Let’s also give the Scimitar the ability to talk (definitely not copying Magnus Chase’s Jack)
I charge one and a half times, then I bribe the Taxman not to tax me using my other 1.5 actions.
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You do these things! The Taxman accepts, because the size of your bribe is significantly larger then your projected taxes if you hadn't given the bribe to him! Later in the round, you receive Major Wounds! luckily, this does not affect charging abilities, but if you're wounded when you finish the charge, deploying it may be a problem! Plus, being wounded is decidedly Unpleasant.
I finish preparing the laser for firing. I use wish to move the moon directly over the laser and fire! The laser shoots three quick bursts, dealing 541 damage to the moon, which destroys it! Afterwards, I go back to where everyone else is and open an inter dimensional wormhole which starts to tear the battlefield apart.
destroy the moon: 20/20, complete
You destroy the moon! The moon has been destroyed! You may choose for this to be improbably beneficial for you in any way that sort-of makes sense. Additionally, there is no longer a moon! Humyns and zork rinds rain down onto the continent amidst the debris. Afterwards, you create a wormhole! Assuming the wormhole is not a result of the moons destruction, it proceeds very slowly, and is swiftly closed by Memer_Asriel.
I summon a hundred ducks and command them to steal the godmodders hair!
The ducks quack at you, then scatter in all directions! Either they didn't understand you, they decided to disobey you, or this is a 200IQ technique for stealing hair by not trying to steal hair.
NO! WE CANT HAVE AN INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL ON THE ...wait
I give the Scimitar of Darkness the ability to cut through dimensions and make portals, and also the ability to close them up. I then close the portal made by Daethedir
You know what? Let’s also give the Scimitar the ability to talk (definitely not copying Magnus Chase’s Jack)
You give the Scimitar the ability to cut through dimensions! Is this supposed to be part of the abilities it has from the 30 charges, or is it a new add-on you've just made? regardless, (assuming the Wormhole is not the result of lunar annihilation), the wormhole is sealed! Also regardless, please state what the Scimitar is supposed to be able to... do. You give the Scimitar the ability to talk! it says "I now have the ability to talk", confirming it has the ability to talk, and goes silent, because you didn't give it a personality and it was born(?) mere minutes ago; it doesn't have anything to say.
The Darkness Given Form doesn't attack this round, instead practicing its blade-arm swings, granting it +2 attack! The Darkness Given Soul tries to repeat its performance yet another time-(1d10:2) but fails. one of the pitchblack points of its being shudders, but does not break. Enough. It has exerted itself grievously, and caused great harm. Enough of that method. The Darkness with Purpose sighs, but cannot bring itself to bring the Darkness Given Soul to attempt once more. That it had gone on this long as already exceptional. The Elven Husks attack The Being Who's Name Must Never Be Said, killing it perfectly down to the individual damage point! The Tetrahedral One attacks the Elven husks, killing half of them! It then returns to its previous position, wisps of light continuing to stream out of the glass-side. The Corrupt Rocker Furby attacks the Darkness Given Form for 5 damage! Bloodcurdling Roar then gives out, removing the bonus attack; this also removes the Elven Husks' bonus health, which is all their health, killing them all. The Taxman spends its newfound 1.575 CP wealth on 0.075 more Taxing Abilities, and an extra 11.5 Shield HP! It then uses its Procrastination and Ducks attack to disrupt any possible plans the ducks might have, forcing them to procrastinate if they really are trying to steal hair!
The Godmodder puts another point into Give Me A Sign!
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 107/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. Flying Spageti monster 17/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. [Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (21/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields! [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate. Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 100/50 HP 22A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [OG] Elven Husks 0x12 HP, 7x12A [AG] Tetrahedral one 27+27+27+27 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.). Corrupted Rocker Furby 195/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in 3! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar! Bloodcurdling Roar has been active for (4) rounds of (4). The Being Who's Name Must Never Be Said 0/40 HP, 4 Damage Resistance. 0+0 attack. [AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 32 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.15)! [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY. [Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill. Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield. [GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP 2/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen). Pentagramal Shield (5/5 points)
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Minor Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!) Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Major Wounds! Rosco: nothing. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. Moderate Wounds.
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Okay, first things first. Realizing that I am, in fact, injured I proceed to use energy from the moons destruction to heal my wounds. I then change the laser’s orientation to point at the godmodder. The laser is still warm and does not yet need to cool down, so I fire it at the godmodder. 334 damage. Then I use more energy from the moon’s destruction to open a portal to the underworld, and hope no one closes the portal while I prepare for the arrival of the gods of the underworld and their minions. This starts my new charge.
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Okay, first things first. Realizing that I am, in fact, injured I proceed to use energy from the moons destruction to heal my wounds. I then change the laser’s orientation to point at the godmodder. The laser is still warm and does not yet need to cool down, so I fire it at the godmodder. 387 damage. Then I use more energy from the moon’s destruction to open a portal to the underworld, and hope no one closes the portal while I prepare for the arrival of the gods of the underworld and their minions. This starts my new charge.
Underworld Apocalypse: 17/50
You heal your injuries with two arbitrary units of Moon-death energy! you then fire at the Godmodder! You strike him head on... shattering the Pentagramal Shield! he dusts himself off, then tapes insurencium all over your moon laser, making it impossible to harm him with it in the future! You then start a new charge, which begins with 14 actions of process due to the leftover moon-power- and then advances 2.55 more points due to your actions. (0.45 points less then 3 because you didn't account for The Taxman!)
I summon hungry meat eating druids! I tell them that if they can convince the ducks to steal the godmodders hair, they can eat the ducks!
I summon barbers to help steal the godmodders hair
I summon doctors who can perform a hair transplant on the godmodder!
The Druids are intrigued by your proposal... but suddenly, the Godmodder solves their dilemma by killing the ducks and giving them to the druids! The Barbers agree to help! There's only one problem: The Godmodders flesh is several thousand degrees at the moment because he just got hit by a moon-breaking laser! They can't get close! dispirited, they call the attempt off. The Doctors are stalled for the same reason... but they're not as dispirited! once the Godmodder cools down, they're completely willing to transplant new hair onto the Godmodder as requested!
The Godmodder sends Uganda knuckles to Uganda through a conveniently-placed hole in the ground which leads into interdimensional space!
The Darkness Given Form continues to study the blade, gaining an additional 2 attack. The Darkness Given Soul is recuperating... The Darkness With Purpose is waiting, pseudo-gaze stalwart but not stalling warts.
The Tetrahedral One drips blood through the portal to the Underworld, where it sizzles on the saguinestone ground! The Furby Rocks Out, but nobody is around to hear it... nobody who appreciates rock, anyway. The Taxman uses procrastination on itself! It also uses its 0.45-charge harvest on increasing its Tax Powers! The Godmodder ticks up 'Give me a sign'!
Letting the Godmodder keep building up these charges is bad tactics, y'know. The longer this goes on, the harder it'll be to overcome him later... His charges are, after all, many times more powerful then one of your own.
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (21/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields! [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate. Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 100/50 HP 24A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Tetrahedral one 27+27+27+27 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.). Corrupted Rocker Furby 195/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in 2! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar! [AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 32 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.18)! [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY. [Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill. Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield. [GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP 3/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen). Pentagramal Shield (0/5 points)
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Minor Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!) Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Major Wounds! Rosco: nothing. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying.
I charge once, then as the Taxman approaches me to collect his taxes, he lands on "Go To Jail," stolen from Paradox Monopoly by yours truly. He is swiftly transported to jail for long enough that I am able to evade my taxes.
I use my remaining actions (two-ish?) to heal my wounds.
I erect a shield around my portal to make sure no one gets to it and destroys the portal, then continue my charge, using residual moon energy to give myself an extra action. I use this to cast disintegrate on the taxman, hopefully keeping him from taxing me.
Underworld Apocalypse: 19/50
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I charge once, then as the Taxman approaches me to collect his taxes, he lands on "Go To Jail," stolen from Paradox Monopoly by yours truly. He is swiftly transported to jail for long enough that I am able to evade my taxes.
I use my remaining actions (two-ish?) to heal my wounds.
Rend the World in Twain!: 45/60
You transport the Taxman to jail! this keeps him from taxing other people this round! it doesn't affect your taxes because you didn't charge this round; he only taxes charges. Also, because you already bribed him. Also, because the Taxmans taxes only work on people who didn't mention him. you can just say 'I charge without the taxman taxing me' and that works. The Taxman is much weaker then the Godmodder. You then heal yourself, reducing your Wounds level to minor wounds!
You summon sans! he sends a single bone at the Godmodder. The bone disintegrates before reaching halfway to the Godmodder, having been destroyed by the air-friction. sans shrugs, then sets up a hot dog stand at a nearby city. he is always on break, and the roof is still covered in snow.
I summon 20 bald archmages and tell them to take the godmodders hair and if they take his hair then the doctors can perform a hair transplant!
I summon Wooly mammoths after the archmages take the godmodders hair, so all of them can get hair!
After all his hair is taken, I attack him with a dagger, now that he is confused and distracted.
The Doctors politely interrupt you to state they were only prepared to transplant hair onto the Godmodders head, not onto 20 bald archmages. they will, however, be perfectly willing to do these 20 transplants for 20 times the price! you set up a wooly mammoth summon to activate once the archmages steal the hair. they get to work preparing a flawless scheme which will definitely steal all the Godmodders hair, as soon as the doctors are ready for the 20 hair transplants. Unfortunately, the doctors still need to be paid, so the scheme hasn't happened yet, and the Godmodder is not distracted! he attacks your dagger with a dragger, dragging your dagger into a hole made by a digger!
I erect a shield around my portal to make sure no one gets to it and destroys the portal, then continue my charge, using residual moon energy to give myself an extra action. I use this to cast disintegrate on the taxman, hopefully keeping him from taxing me.
Underworld Apocalypse: 19/50
You create a shield around your portal! on the other side of it, you see spirits of flame and shambling corpses... you do not obtain an extra action from the moon energy because all the energy that was left went to the charge last round! as such, you do not disintegrate the taxman. luckily, however, the taxmans taxes only affect you if you don't mention the taxman! and Megamaths trapped them in jail for this round, so you'd've been fine anyway.
The Darkness Given Form continues training... +2 Attack, The Darkness Given Soul continues to recuperate. The Darkness With Purpose pushes the -Given Form to try harder, to push itself, to do its uttermost...at swinging its arms at nothing. Darkness Given Form recieves an extra training roll, getting a 20; training boosted! +1 attack, +dark ??????. The Tetrahedral ones attack is too dark-associated to hit the Darknesses with it, so it attacks Daethdir, halfway destroying the shield. The Glass side shudders, something invisible, ethereal, and yet incalculably vast pushing through it before seeming to pop like a soap bubble. The Furby attcks, doing 2 damage to the Darkness Given Form! The Taxman returns from jail. this consumes its action. sans is on break. The Godmodder upticks Give me a Sign!.
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (21/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields! [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate. Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 98/50 HP 26A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Tetrahedral one 27+27+27+27 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.). Corrupted Rocker Furby 195/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in 1! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar! [AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 32 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.18)! [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY. [Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill. Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield. [GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP 4/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Minor Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!) Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. minor Wounds! Rosco: nothing. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying.
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You strengthen the shield! Since you didn't mention the Taxman, but you aaare in a shield, you are taxed at half rate! combined with the one action put in the shield, this results in you losing 0.15 charges and charging only twice for a final amount of 20.85 charges so far!
The Doctors wanted 20x the price, and the original price was one action! That said, they are willing to accept the three actions so far as a down payment with the rest of their pay at a later date! You prepare to attack the Godmodder once you come to an agreement with these stingy doctors!
The Darkness Given Form seems to have forgotten there's a battle gooing on, or that it had these things called 'goals'! it keeps training. It messes up its training so badly it stabs itself in the face! twice! it takes 4+5 damage! The Darkness Given Soul is recuperating... The Darkness With Purpose prevents the complete failure from dispiriting the Darkness Given Form!
The Tetrahedral one considers. its attack won't work on the darkness (obviously! the darkness is made of darkness and its attacking side is covered in black paint.), but maybe its healing also doesn't work? it decides to try it! (1d11:7)...nope! Darkness Given Form heals by 9 HP! The Tetrahedral one then releases some more glowey smoke, flies all the way to not!antarctica, pours blood all over Daethedir's portal, and flies back! the shield deflects the blood, though, so it just kind of floats in the magical shield, blocking the view and being an eyesore. The Furby attacks and does 2 damage to the Darkness Given Form! The Taxman puts its 0.15 charges into 3 more HP in the shield. it then tries to conjure a Duck! it doesn't work. The Godmodder finishes Give me a Sign!, then eyes the Darknesses speculatively. .
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (45/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields! [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate. Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 94/50 HP 26A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Tetrahedral one 27+27+27+27 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.). Corrupted Rocker Furby 195/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar! [AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 35 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.18)! [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY. [Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill. Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield. [GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP 5/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Minor Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!) Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Rosco: nothing. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (2 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying.
I summon a hundred ducks and command them to steal the godmodders hair!
When players get creative.
Why?
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Why are you destroying the moon?
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Hm. Good point. I guess I’m doing it because I was angry at Artemis/Luna/Selene?
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NO! WE CANT HAVE AN INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL ON THE ...wait
I give the Scimitar of Darkness the ability to cut through dimensions and make portals, and also the ability to close them up. I then close the portal made by Daethedir
You know what? Let’s also give the Scimitar the ability to talk (definitely not copying Magnus Chase’s Jack)
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[A]
You do these things! The Taxman accepts, because the size of your bribe is significantly larger then your projected taxes if you hadn't given the bribe to him!
Later in the round, you receive Major Wounds! luckily, this does not affect charging abilities, but if you're wounded when you finish the charge, deploying it may be a problem! Plus, being wounded is decidedly Unpleasant.
You fire two more blasts and follow them up with a slash, inflicting Moderate Wounds on Daethdir and increasing the harm on Megamaths to Major!
You destroy the moon! The moon has been destroyed! You may choose for this to be improbably beneficial for you in any way that sort-of makes sense. Additionally, there is no longer a moon! Humyns and zork rinds rain down onto the continent amidst the debris.
Afterwards, you create a wormhole! Assuming the wormhole is not a result of the moons destruction, it proceeds very slowly, and is swiftly closed by Memer_Asriel.
The ducks quack at you, then scatter in all directions! Either they didn't understand you, they decided to disobey you, or this is a 200IQ technique for stealing hair by not trying to steal hair.
You give the Scimitar the ability to cut through dimensions! Is this supposed to be part of the abilities it has from the 30 charges, or is it a new add-on you've just made? regardless, (assuming the Wormhole is not the result of lunar annihilation), the wormhole is sealed! Also regardless, please state what the Scimitar is supposed to be able to... do.
- Purity embodied.
You give the Scimitar the ability to talk! it says "I now have the ability to talk", confirming it has the ability to talk, and goes silent, because you didn't give it a personality and it was born(?) mere minutes ago; it doesn't have anything to say.
The Darkness Given Form doesn't attack this round, instead practicing its blade-arm swings, granting it +2 attack!
The Darkness Given Soul tries to repeat its performance yet another time-(1d10:2) but fails. one of the pitchblack points of its being shudders, but does not break. Enough. It has exerted itself grievously, and caused great harm. Enough of that method.
The Darkness with Purpose sighs, but cannot bring itself to bring the Darkness Given Soul to attempt once more. That it had gone on this long as already exceptional.
The Elven Husks attack The Being Who's Name Must Never Be Said, killing it perfectly down to the individual damage point!
The Tetrahedral One attacks the Elven husks, killing half of them! It then returns to its previous position, wisps of light continuing to stream out of the glass-side.
The Corrupt Rocker Furby attacks the Darkness Given Form for 5 damage! Bloodcurdling Roar then gives out, removing the bonus attack; this also removes the Elven Husks' bonus health, which is all their health, killing them all.
The Taxman spends its newfound 1.575 CP wealth on 0.075 more Taxing Abilities, and an extra 11.5 Shield HP! It then uses its Procrastination and Ducks attack to disrupt any possible plans the ducks might have, forcing them to procrastinate if they really are trying to steal hair!
The Godmodder puts another point into Give Me A Sign!
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 107/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
Flying Spageti monster 17/55 HP 20 A/-15 A.
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (21/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields![OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate.
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 100/50 HP 22A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[OG] Elven Husks 0x12 HP, 7x12A
[AG] Tetrahedral one 27+27+27+27 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 195/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in 3! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar! Bloodcurdling Roar has been active for (4) rounds of (4).
The Being Who's Name Must Never Be Said 0/40 HP, 4 Damage Resistance. 0+0 attack.
[AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 32 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.15)!
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY.
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill.
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP 2/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen). Pentagramal Shield (5/5 points)
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Minor Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Major Wounds!
Rosco: nothing.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. Moderate Wounds.
Okay, first things first. Realizing that I am, in fact, injured I proceed to use energy from the moons destruction to heal my wounds. I then change the laser’s orientation to point at the godmodder. The laser is still warm and does not yet need to cool down, so I fire it at the godmodder. 334 damage. Then I use more energy from the moon’s destruction to open a portal to the underworld, and hope no one closes the portal while I prepare for the arrival of the gods of the underworld and their minions. This starts my new charge.
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I summon hungry meat eating druids! I tell them that if they can convince the ducks to steal the godmodders hair, they can eat the ducks!
I summon barbers to help steal the godmodders hair
I summon doctors who can perform a hair transplant on the godmodder!
When players get creative.
I yeet Uganda knuckles at the godmodder
(also I lost my account and made this one)
You heal your injuries with two arbitrary units of Moon-death energy! you then fire at the Godmodder! You strike him head on... shattering the Pentagramal Shield! he dusts himself off, then tapes insurencium all over your moon laser, making it impossible to harm him with it in the future! You then start a new charge, which begins with 14 actions of process due to the leftover moon-power- and then advances 2.55 more points due to your actions. (0.45 points less then 3 because you didn't account for The Taxman!)
The Druids are intrigued by your proposal... but suddenly, the Godmodder solves their dilemma by killing the ducks and giving them to the druids!
The Barbers agree to help! There's only one problem: The Godmodders flesh is several thousand degrees at the moment because he just got hit by a moon-breaking laser! They can't get close! dispirited, they call the attempt off.
The Doctors are stalled for the same reason... but they're not as dispirited! once the Godmodder cools down, they're completely willing to transplant new hair onto the Godmodder as requested!
The Godmodder sends Uganda knuckles to Uganda through a conveniently-placed hole in the ground which leads into interdimensional space!
- Purity embodied.
The Darkness Given Form continues to study the blade, gaining an additional 2 attack.
The Darkness Given Soul is recuperating...
The Darkness With Purpose is waiting, pseudo-gaze stalwart but not stalling warts.
The Tetrahedral One drips blood through the portal to the Underworld, where it sizzles on the saguinestone ground!
The Furby Rocks Out, but nobody is around to hear it... nobody who appreciates rock, anyway.
The Taxman uses procrastination on itself! It also uses its 0.45-charge harvest on increasing its Tax Powers!
The Godmodder ticks up 'Give me a sign'!
Letting the Godmodder keep building up these charges is bad tactics, y'know. The longer this goes on, the harder it'll be to overcome him later... His charges are, after all, many times more powerful then one of your own.
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (21/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields![OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate.
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 100/50 HP 24A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Tetrahedral one 27+27+27+27 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 195/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in 2! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar!
[AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 32 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.18)!
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY.
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill.
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP 3/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen). Pentagramal Shield (0/5 points)
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Minor Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Major Wounds!
Rosco: nothing.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica.
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying.
I charge once, then as the Taxman approaches me to collect his taxes, he lands on "Go To Jail," stolen from Paradox Monopoly by yours truly. He is swiftly transported to jail for long enough that I am able to evade my taxes.
I use my remaining actions (two-ish?) to heal my wounds.
Rend the World in Twain!: 45/60
I summon sans and make him attack the godmodder
I summon 20 bald archmages and tell them to take the godmodders hair and if they take his hair then the doctors can perform a hair transplant!
I summon Wooly mammoths after the archmages take the godmodders hair, so all of them can get hair!
After all his hair is taken, I attack him with a dagger, now that he is confused and distracted.
When players get creative.
I erect a shield around my portal to make sure no one gets to it and destroys the portal, then continue my charge, using residual moon energy to give myself an extra action. I use this to cast disintegrate on the taxman, hopefully keeping him from taxing me.
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You transport the Taxman to jail! this keeps him from taxing other people this round! it doesn't affect your taxes because you didn't charge this round; he only taxes charges. Also, because you already bribed him. Also, because the Taxmans taxes only work on people who didn't mention him. you can just say 'I charge without the taxman taxing me' and that works. The Taxman is much weaker then the Godmodder.
You then heal yourself, reducing your Wounds level to minor wounds!
You summon sans! he sends a single bone at the Godmodder.
The bone disintegrates before reaching halfway to the Godmodder, having been destroyed by the air-friction. sans shrugs, then sets up a hot dog stand at a nearby city. he is always on break, and the roof is still covered in snow.
The Doctors politely interrupt you to state they were only prepared to transplant hair onto the Godmodders head, not onto 20 bald archmages. they will, however, be perfectly willing to do these 20 transplants for 20 times the price!
you set up a wooly mammoth summon to activate once the archmages steal the hair. they get to work preparing a flawless scheme which will definitely steal all the Godmodders hair, as soon as the doctors are ready for the 20 hair transplants.
Unfortunately, the doctors still need to be paid, so the scheme hasn't happened yet, and the Godmodder is not distracted! he attacks your dagger with a dragger, dragging your dagger into a hole made by a digger!
You create a shield around your portal! on the other side of it, you see spirits of flame and shambling corpses... you do not obtain an extra action from the moon energy because all the energy that was left went to the charge last round! as such, you do not disintegrate the taxman. luckily, however, the taxmans taxes only affect you if you don't mention the taxman! and Megamaths trapped them in jail for this round, so you'd've been fine anyway.
- Purity embodied.
The Darkness Given Form continues training... +2 Attack,
The Darkness Given Soul continues to recuperate.
The Darkness With Purpose pushes the -Given Form to try harder, to push itself, to do its uttermost...at swinging its arms at nothing. Darkness Given Form recieves an extra training roll, getting a 20; training boosted! +1 attack, +dark ??????.
The Tetrahedral ones attack is too dark-associated to hit the Darknesses with it, so it attacks Daethdir, halfway destroying the shield. The Glass side shudders, something invisible, ethereal, and yet incalculably vast pushing through it before seeming to pop like a soap bubble.
The Furby attcks, doing 2 damage to the Darkness Given Form!
The Taxman returns from jail. this consumes its action.
sans is on break.
The Godmodder upticks Give me a Sign!.
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (21/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields![OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate.
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 98/50 HP 26A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Tetrahedral one 27+27+27+27 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 195/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in 1! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar!
[AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 32 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.18)!
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY.
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill.
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP 4/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Minor Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. minor Wounds!
Rosco: nothing.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica.
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying.
That would have been good to know. I charge twice, bonk the taxman with a bat, and then patch up my wounds further.
Rend the World in Twain!: 47/60
I strengthen the shield with my energy and wait.
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I, reluctantly pay the doctors.
I put the plan in motion!
I then attack the Godmodder once he's distracted.
When players get creative.
You heal yourself to full! You also charge twice.
You strengthen the shield! Since you didn't mention the Taxman, but you aaare in a shield, you are taxed at half rate! combined with the one action put in the shield, this results in you losing 0.15 charges and charging only twice for a final amount of 20.85 charges so far!
The Doctors wanted 20x the price, and the original price was one action! That said, they are willing to accept the three actions so far as a down payment with the rest of their pay at a later date!
- Purity embodied.
You prepare to attack the Godmodder once you come to an agreement with these stingy doctors!
The Darkness Given Form seems to have forgotten there's a battle gooing on, or that it had these things called 'goals'! it keeps training.
It messes up its training so badly it stabs itself in the face! twice! it takes 4+5 damage! The Darkness Given Soul is recuperating... The Darkness With Purpose prevents the complete failure from dispiriting the Darkness Given Form!
The Tetrahedral one considers. its attack won't work on the darkness (obviously! the darkness is made of darkness and its attacking side is covered in black paint.), but maybe its healing also doesn't work? it decides to try it!
(1d11:7)...nope! Darkness Given Form heals by 9 HP! The Tetrahedral one then releases some more glowey smoke, flies all the way to not!antarctica, pours blood all over Daethedir's portal, and flies back! the shield deflects the blood, though, so it just kind of floats in the magical shield, blocking the view and being an eyesore.
The Furby attacks and does 2 damage to the Darkness Given Form!
The Taxman puts its 0.15 charges into 3 more HP in the shield. it then tries to conjure a Duck! it doesn't work.
The Godmodder finishes Give me a Sign!, then eyes the Darknesses speculatively.
.
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (45/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields![OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate.
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 94/50 HP 26A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Tetrahedral one 27+27+27+27 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 195/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar!
[AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 35 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.18)!
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY.
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill.
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP 5/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Minor Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood.
Rosco: nothing.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (2 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying.
I charge thrice and then bonk the taxman with a bat. Wait, haven't I done this all before?
Rend the World in Twain!: 50/60