My plane and I randomly appear in the sky, ready to reenact a certain event in a certain month in a certain year, with me being a certain member of a certain group, the plane being a plane, and the Godmodder being the certain towers.
Action 1: I shout words from a certain language from a certain continent while directing my plane straight into the Godmodder.
Action 1: I feed the Craftbot the Crispy Spaghetti, but it doesn't have a mouth so I basically just smear it all over its face. It still heals the Craftbot, somehow.
Action 2 + Action + Light Staff: I summon a mountain made from Uncattable Stone over . This stone is a specialized kind of stone from a specialized kind of dimension, it is completely impervious to getting turned into cats. gets crushed by the mountain.
Endless Calamity 7.3/100
My entities do the same thing they did last turn. The Craftbot continues to craft the scarf.
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Clown: Fine, I'll give you back the Clownonomicon, but only if you promise to never haunt my dreams again.
Replying to ORIGIN: You peel the Shadow off the ground and throw it into the museum. "Uh... Yes! I am Peter Pan, and definitely not the Godmodder's shadow that gained sentience!"
The Shadow absorbs power from the Museum's magical artifacts. "HAHAHAHAHA! JUST KIDDING! I TOTALLY AM THE GODMODDER'S SHADOW THAT GAINED SENTIENCE! NOW DIE!" The Shadow accidentally uses a "send you to the future" spell instead of the "kill you 20 trillion times" spell.
You're back in CTG 2. The Godmodder is building a tower made of cardboard boxes.
20 - ecneserP ehT attaches a Failsafe Bomb to THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW. When detonated, it will either deal a lot of damage to it or heal it, my choice.
4.5 - THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW sprouts a thousand tendrils and uses them to suck up a Sap Lurker like a smoothie.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 22/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Titan Slime and regenerates. THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW does nothing additional this turn. The Cats attack the Titan Slime.
Action 1: I feed the Craftbot the Crispy Spaghetti, but it doesn't have a mouth so I basically just smear it all over its face. It still heals the Craftbot, somehow.
Action 2 + Action + Light Staff: I summon a mountain made from Uncattable Stone over . This stone is a specialized kind of stone from a specialized kind of dimension, it is completely impervious to getting turned into cats. gets crushed by the mountain.
Endless Calamity 7.3/100
My entities do the same thing they did last turn. The Craftbot continues to craft the scarf.
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Clown: Fine, I'll give you back the Clownonomicon, but only if you promise to never haunt my dreams again.
Replying to ORIGIN: You peel the Shadow off the ground and throw it into the museum. "Uh... Yes! I am Peter Pan, and definitely not the Godmodder's shadow that gained sentience!"
The Shadow absorbs power from the Museum's magical artifacts. "HAHAHAHAHA! JUST KIDDING! I TOTALLY AM THE GODMODDER'S SHADOW THAT GAINED SENTIENCE! NOW DIE!" The Shadow accidentally uses a "send you to the future" spell instead of the "kill you 20 trillion times" spell.
You're back in CTG 2. The Godmodder is building a tower made of cardboard boxes.
[AG] Cardboard Box Tower, 10000 HP
[GM] The Godmodder: -298/300 HP
Using the Crispy Spaghetti is a free action, so you can do four actions next round! Craftbot healed for 20 HP! You summon a mountain made of uncattable stone over , trapping it!
20 - ecneserP ehT attaches a Failsafe Bomb to THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW. When detonated, it will either deal a lot of damage to it or heal it, my choice.
4.5 - THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW sprouts a thousand tendrils and uses them to suck up a Sap Lurker like a smoothie.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 22/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Titan Slime and regenerates. THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW does nothing additional this turn. The Cats attack the Titan Slime.
ecneserP ehT attaches a Failsafe Bomb to . It has as much attack power as 20 charges would have if stored normally. Attempts to do this; however, being buried under a mountain of Uncattable Stone, is instead forced to dig its way out. Orders'd.
The Titan Slime attacks for 82 damage, and takes Thorns Damage as a result! ecneserP ehT then attacks a Meta-Nightmare Pillow, killing one- taking 50 thorns damage - and gaining 0 Thorns and 40 HP, then upgrades with 100 more HP, and regenerates. As it steps back out of the uncattable mountain's shade, sunlight shines on its 'skin', sizzling away lightly- barely relevant, just -1 regen, but there. does not act. It does, however, notice something... a reservoir of vitality within itself. How curious. The Peat Cat and Kittens attack the Titan Slime for 1 damage (one of the kittens missed)! The surviving Meta-Nightmare Pillow latches onto ecneserP ehT, and begins leeching its energy, sucking away 10 Atk and 10 HP! Two Meta-Nightmare Blankets throw themselves onto ecneserP ehT, and one throws itself onto , restricting them by 100 ATK and 3 actions, respectively! Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP, respawns, 8/Yes Clown Blood. Is a Pizza! is a cake! is [Sha-Megamaths]675/82 HP, 55 Life Force(???), 15A, 20 DR, 25 Thorns, 4.5 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. 20C Failsafe Bomb. Decaying 2. Constricted (- Actions) Heir.
A1: The madness is inside you now, as declared by . Madness is also Sparta, as confirmed by that random well in 00. SINCE EVERYTHING IS MOTHS, CLEARLY THIS MEANS MOTHS ARE INSIDE US AND ALSO MADNESS AND THEREFORE SPARTA. I train the moths in strength multiplying techniques so they can hold objects significantly larger than they are, like spears!
A2: I activate heaven-turning calculations, causing the heavens to turn! I don't know what making the sky rotate different will do but let's find out.
A: I produce a solution to the decay! The Dissolute Thyme Rot holds together better now, and is a proper mass of sludge! It's probably morally dissolute rather than physically dissolute or something now.
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Entities applicable to the effort continue moon construction. Other entities act at discretion.
The surviving Meta-Nightmare Pillow latches onto ecneserP ehT, and begins leeching its energy, sucking away 10 Atk and 10 HP!
Two Meta-Nightmare Blankets throw themselves onto ecneserP ehT, and one throws itself onto , restricting them by 100 ATK and 3 actions, respectively!
Ah.
Ah ha.
Ah ha ha.
But 3 isn't a real number. Its actions therefore remain unaffected.
21 - ecneserP ehT pulls out a pair of knitting kneedles and knits itself into a brand knew blanket. It then uses the knitting kneedles to knit the Meta-Knightmare Blankets into itself, creating an even bigger brand knew blanket. It then turns back into itself, but now significantly larger.
4.5 - THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW pours chocolate syrup onto ecneserP ehT's ice cream, making it heal even more.
ecneserP ehT attacks the Titan Slime and regenerates. It also consumes all of its ice cream. THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW does nothing additional this turn. The Cats attack the Titan Slime.
Hmm. A lot of thing have been happening. CTG 2, the Moon, Racyls'strom's death, the 'anti-ecneserP ehT' as I'm calling it, the thing with Three not being a number... (how could you do this to be, three? now I have to replace my keyboard!)
The Moon. It's just waiting to be conquered. I will come for it. I'm going to the moon.
I summon szirfteen ballmoons, which are balloons made from moon pieces. They float towards the moon (not the clown moon, the other one) and mold with it. I also float towards the moon. I plant an OG flag on the balloon-moon part of the moon, claiming it for the OGs. The moon (well, part of it) will be a base for the OGs! I spend my spare action power summoning a mini-moon laser (it shoots stuff, and it's on the moon).
A2 = Draconic Evolution
I grow a pair of Lunar Wings, wings so tough they can withstand space! This is probably useless but it's good to have and will help me when I try to turn into a dragon.
A = Conceptualize my actions visually
Energy Plant (x2 for rounds) = Health Altar 15/15 IN RESERVE Tom Sawyer and the Energy Plant build cups of health (to fill when there's no one to heal) out of their font, because it's gotten tiring using it, and hasn't had any benefits.
Actions 1 and 2: I give the Craftbot MORE ARMS, increasing its Shaping!
Action + 1500M: I put the Paradox Monopoly moneys on the ground, cover the entire area with candles and play the forbidden song, creating a mental connection with Waluigi himself! (At least I think that's how it works.)
Action 4: I take a bite out of the Meta-Nightmare Pillow.
Entity Orders: The Inside-Out Tank will attack the Titan Slime. The Clowning Spirit will attack the Titan Slime. The Craftbot continues crafting the Scarf, but does it even faster than last time!
Endless Calamity: 7.5/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Clown: Okay, to be completely honest, I didn't understand a word you honked.
Replying to ORIGIN: The Cardboard Box Tower's bottom part collapses because of fivefold jumpscares. The upper part, on the other hand, is completely fine.
Simuob: Woah woah woah! You can't just protect the Godmodder! That could completely uproot the balance of the multiverse itself! Well, not really, but it could make things a lot longer and a lot more boring.
"BOO! SIXTH JUMPSCARE!" says the Godmodder, freezing the OG players in place. The Godmodder's shadow ascends into the third dimension. "Seriously? You're not done with these guys yet? The old Godmodder would've defeated these nutjobs in ONE turn!"
(That looks like a weird playfair cipher or mexican army cipher but I don't know the key so not a lot I can do :( at least I know the morse code.)
The Treachery of Clocks is a funky sort of being. It splits my being into three parts, each possessing a single, more powerful action, or multiple actions of ordinary power. Up to you to decide that. The Sulphurous Judge only acted in the past, but since it was the maiden, it was also associated with new beginnings. It revived the past, judging it, twisting it, bringing it into the here and now. The Mercurial Jury acts now, and decides what dies and what lives. It is the least predictable of the three, any thus the most versatile. The Saline Executioner will act in the future, and will carry out the will of the other two. It will be the waning moon, the dying light, a future that will not be bright. It will be the Sword of Damocles, the impending threat of doom that shall one day occur, but not now.
(waiting for JOE's judgement and decision on stats before we act)
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Its first task was a daunting one, but it was a potent one as well. A shopkeeper, though it was not the typical kind. It was gone. The Judge began to work to rectify that as its great eye flashed, as it drew the echo from the past to the present.
Echo of a Shopkeeper: [21/21] [20/21] [19/21]
The Mercurial Jury gazes down. Below it, the titan slime quivers, undulates incomprehensibly. The Jury is unhappy. The sigils that rotate around it all focus on the titan slime, and as it speaks from the top of its empty head they begin to glow.
"We review the evidence and determine that beyond any reasonable doubt your form is far too aberrant. No decision on your fate can be reached until you are made comprehensible. We find you in contempt of court. Your punishment: your form becomes rational, and free of danger, for the court cannot allow you to strike back against our judgement."
The Jury's sigils fly out to the titan slime, and surround its form, attempting to shave off its thorns and make it rational, which would remove both its thorns trait and its excessively confusing trait.
The Saline Executioner will gaze forward.
It will see the Jury's eventual decision on the fate of the titan slime. The trial will not be a fair one, and when the time comes, it will be the Executioner's duty to carry out the task that it will always carry out. It will begin to sharpen its blade, to deliver its blow.
Execution - Titan Slime: 1/6
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
A1: The madness is inside you now, as declared by . Madness is also Sparta, as confirmed by that random well in 00. SINCE EVERYTHING IS MOTHS, CLEARLY THIS MEANS MOTHS ARE INSIDE US AND ALSO MADNESS AND THEREFORE SPARTA. I train the moths in strength multiplying techniques so they can hold objects significantly larger than they are, like spears!
A2: I activate heaven-turning calculations, causing the heavens to turn! I don't know what making the sky rotate different will do but let's find out.
A: I produce a solution to the decay! The Dissolute Thyme Rot holds together better now, and is a proper mass of sludge! It's probably morally dissolute rather than physically dissolute or something now.
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Entities applicable to the effort continue moon construction. Other entities act at discretion.
The surviving Meta-Nightmare Pillow latches onto ecneserP ehT, and begins leeching its energy, sucking away 10 Atk and 10 HP!
Two Meta-Nightmare Blankets throw themselves onto ecneserP ehT, and one throws itself onto , restricting them by 100 ATK and 3 actions, respectively!
Ah.
Ah ha.
Ah ha ha.
But 3 isn't a real number. Its actions therefore remain unaffected.
21 - ecneserP ehT pulls out a pair of knitting kneedles and knits itself into a brand knew blanket. It then uses the knitting kneedles to knit the Meta-Knightmare Blankets into itself, creating an even bigger brand knew blanket. It then turns back into itself, but now significantly larger.
4.5 - THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW pours chocolate syrup onto ecneserP ehT's ice cream, making it heal even more.
ecneserP ehT attacks the Titan Slime and regenerates. It also consumes all of its ice cream. THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW does nothing additional this turn. The Cats attack the Titan Slime.
Darn! The Godmodder knew using fake numbers all the time would come back to haunt him! 3, meanwhile, is quite pleased at this, and nudges outcomes accordingly. ecneserP ehT knits the Meta-Nightmare Blankets into itself, killing two of them! The szirfth one manages to survive with a tiny bit of remaining health. Absorbing the Blankets gives ecneserP ehT 160 HP and 20 DR! then makes use of a culinary technique called 'add candy to candy' to make
Action 2: I beg to God to get me out of this hellhole. He doesn't listen, causing me to angrily absorb a Least Slime into my flesh.
Action : I forcefully grab the nonexistent number 3 which I use to hit the Godmodder in a way that doesn't exist.
you eatLUIGI ISN'T GOING TO STOP WALUIGI THAT EASILY! JUST BECAUSE THAT ACTION IS OVER DOESN'T MEAN WALUIGI IS GOING TO STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. OBVIOUSLY THEFOR A whole, so LIKE THATmaking you go mad, BEso you absorb a least slime BECAUSE even though it's made of poison. THEME OF THEyou then try to hit the Godmodder with CLOCKS CHARGEDOWN but Nedben recruited it, so it exists, ONLY ONE not a real number HISTORICAL. slaps varying amounts of Decay on the Inside-Out Tank, and the Peat Cat, upgrades with 0.2 more actions and attacks the Meta-Nightmare Mattress for 181 damage, devours all of its Ice Cream for healing, and regenerates. idles as directed. Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP, respawns, 9/Yes Clown Blood. Is a Pizza! is a cake! is [Sha-Megamaths]646/82 HP, 159 Life Force(???), 15A, 20 DR, 25 Thorns, 4.7 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. 20C Failsafe Bomb. Decaying 29. Heir.
15 - ecneserP ehT examines itself. It is on physical fire. And that's killing it, very quickly. So it needs to stop being on fire.
But wait. ecneserP ehT is a fire, remember? Even when it was a blanket, it did not stop being a fire. So it just stops being a fire. Boom! No longer on fire.
4.7 - THE MADNESS INSIDE YOU NOW sucks up the entire Titan Slime through a straw. Yes, the entire thing.
6 - ecneserP ehT breaks time so that THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW's attack deals the killing blow to the Titan Slime.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 22/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Titan Slime and regenerates. THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW attacks the Titan Slime. The Cats attack the Titan Slime.
A1: I treat the Mountainmodder's indigestion with antacids! Unfortunately, I screw up the dosage, flooding the cave with base. High-ph antacids have rendered the cave alkaline!
A2: Fire it is. I create exotic new forms of fire, involving the action movie Moonfire! The moon now counts as Mexico and on fire.
A: Of course, we need to build the moon further in order to take over the other territories on it! I grab the Godmodder and use them to saw off the OG section of the moon, creating the OG Satellite! Distance isn't really an obstacle to that sort of being.
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The F figures out how to apply shaping to further apply the cultural properties of Mexico to the moon, since we're kind of conquering it so it can't be politically Mexico. Other entities act at discretion, including claiming the moon for the Going Insane on Purpose Club since we're not exactly OG right now (despite probably having done more directly opposing the Godmodder than most of the non-entity OGs for the past several turns, though they ARE catching up now). If it's a fight it's a fight, but hopefully shoveling them off will direct the memo.
Hmm. My szirfth action was written (it was just the title) but it probably wouldn't have done much.
A1 = More Moon Stuff!
Since my Lunar Wings are made from destroyed moon stuff (what, that's where the 'Lunar' part comes from), it gives me some control over the moon!. I take control of asteroids that are floating too close to the moon and mold them into an OG MOONBASE! It doesn't do much, but it's there!
A2 = ecneserP ehT must fall
Tom Sawyer decides, ecneserP ehT is clearly too OP to be on the battlefield! It's destroying literally everything! So, Tom Sawyer takes out a very good yep sniper rifle. They load it with a DR-piercing bullet that has a spell scroll of True Polymorph inside, and fire it at ecneserP ehT! It turns them into an apple!
A = Heal the Inside-Outside Tank!
I take out a potion of healing! I throw it very hard at the Inside-Outside Tank! The glass and the cork are negative glass and negative corks! They deal a lot of negative damage to the Inside-Outside Tank! The potion inside is not a negative potion of healing! Why am I using a bunch of exclamation marks!
Energy Plant (x2 for 2 rounds) = Heart Shaping Upgrade 2/6
The Energy Plant realizes that the Health Altar isn't currently able to do anything except summon Clerics! So, they begin adding a special module to it so they can focus their magic to create stats! Or increase stats! Or something like that! It's called ❤︎ Shaping now!
"Resistance means nothing. Your aberrance is reduced, and as you are found to be in contempt of contempt of court, your decay shall be advanced."
The sigils work their magic, further making the titan slime more rational, while it begins decaying at a faster rate.
The Saline Executioner will gaze forward.
It will see the Godmodder itself, the foul being which will overtake all if it is not stopped, and it will ready its blade. It will know that it will likely not be able to directly harm it, but it will be able to maim it. It will prepare to strike.
Execution - Titan Slime: 2/6
Achilles Tendon't - Godmodder/Mountainmodder: 1/6
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
"You see, Waluigi, I have a 100 CP charge I want to complete. That is impossible for me to do in a reasonable amount of time, so I seek your aid! In return, I will give you something you want... I don't know what that is yet, though."
Action 1: The Clowning Spirit tries to convert the MOTHS to Clowntholicism. It sees that the MOTHS are hungry (they aren't very hungry) so it pulls out a balloon and uses its holy balloon animal-making skills to make balloon fishes, many of them. And the MOTHS had a feast, and it was good.
Actions 2 and : charge.
Entity Orders: The Inside-Out Tank will attack the Titan Slime. The Clowning Spirit will attack the Titan Slime. The Craftbot continues crafting the Scarf.
Endless Calamity: 9.8/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Simuob: You send the Clown to a hellish anti-clown dimension, or do you?
Replying to ORIGIN: The Shadow looks at you. "I'm not really here, this is just a communication avatar. I have more important places to be at right now. But ow, I guess."
Replying to Clown: It turns out that Simuob actually sent a clone of you into the anti-clown dimension. You also create a second clone for... good measure or something?
The Godmodder puts on a cardboard helmet.
[AG] Cardboard Box Tower, 8000 HP
[GM] The Godmodder: -298/300 HP, Armor: Cardboard Box Helmet
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My plane and I randomly appear in the sky, ready to reenact a certain event in a certain month in a certain year, with me being a certain member of a certain group, the plane being a plane, and the Godmodder being the certain towers.
Action 1: I shout words from a certain language from a certain continent while directing my plane straight into the Godmodder.
Action 2-3: Charge
Action 1: I feed the Craftbot the Crispy Spaghetti, but it doesn't have a mouth so I basically just smear it all over its face. It still heals the Craftbot, somehow.
Action 2 + Action
+ Light Staff: I summon a mountain made from Uncattable Stone over 
. This stone is a specialized kind of stone from a specialized kind of dimension, it is completely impervious to getting turned into cats. 
gets crushed by the mountain.
Endless Calamity 7.3/100
My entities do the same thing they did last turn.
The Craftbot continues to craft the scarf.
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Clown:
Fine, I'll give you back the Clownonomicon, but only if you promise to never haunt my dreams again.
Replying to ORIGIN:
You peel the Shadow off the ground and throw it into the museum.
"Uh... Yes! I am Peter Pan, and definitely not the Godmodder's shadow that gained sentience!"
The Shadow absorbs power from the Museum's magical artifacts.
"HAHAHAHAHA! JUST KIDDING! I TOTALLY AM THE GODMODDER'S SHADOW THAT GAINED SENTIENCE! NOW DIE!"
The Shadow accidentally uses a "send you to the future" spell instead of the "kill you 20 trillion times" spell.
You're back in CTG 2. The Godmodder is building a tower made of cardboard boxes.
[AG] Cardboard Box Tower, 10000 HP
[GM] The Godmodder: -298/300 HP
20 - ecneserP ehT attaches a Failsafe Bomb to THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW. When detonated, it will either deal a lot of damage to it or heal it, my choice.
4.5 - THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW sprouts a thousand tendrils and uses them to suck up a Sap Lurker like a smoothie.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 22/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Titan Slime and regenerates.
THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW does nothing additional this turn.
The Cats attack the Titan Slime.
Using the Crispy Spaghetti is a free action, so you can do four actions next round! Craftbot healed for 20 HP!
, trapping it!
You summon a mountain made of uncattable stone over
ecneserP ehT attaches a Failsafe Bomb to
. It has as much attack power as 20 charges would have if stored normally.
Attempts to do this; however, being buried under a mountain of Uncattable Stone, 
is instead forced to dig its way out.
for 82 damage, and takes Thorns Damage as a result!
0 Thorns and 40 HP, then upgrades 
with 100 more HP, and regenerates. As it steps back out of the uncattable mountain's shade, sunlight shines on its 'skin', sizzling away lightly- barely relevant, just -1 regen, but there.
does not act. It does, however, notice something... a reservoir of vitality within itself. How curious.
damage (one of the kittens missed)!
, restricting them by 100 ATK and 3 actions, respectively!
respawns, 8/Yes Clown Blood. Is a Pizza! is a cake! is
675/8
2 HP, 55 Life Force(???), 15A, 20 DR, 25 Thorns, 4.5 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. 20C Failsafe Bomb. Decaying 2
. Constricted (-
Actions) Heir.
Orders'd.
The Titan Slime attacks
ecneserP ehT then attacks a Meta-Nightmare Pillow, killing one- taking 50 thorns damage - and gaining
The Peat Cat and Kittens attack the Titan Slime for 1
The surviving Meta-Nightmare Pillow latches onto ecneserP ehT, and begins leeching its energy, sucking away 10 Atk and 10 HP!
Two Meta-Nightmare Blankets throw themselves onto ecneserP ehT, and one throws itself onto
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP,
[Sha-Megamaths]
A1: The madness is inside you now, as declared by
. Madness is also Sparta, as confirmed by that random well in 
00. SINCE EVERYTHING IS MOTHS, CLEARLY THIS MEANS MOTHS ARE INSIDE US AND ALSO MADNESS AND THEREFORE SPARTA. I train the moths in strength multiplying techniques so they can hold objects significantly larger than they are, like spears!
A2: I activate heaven-turning calculations, causing the heavens to turn! I don't know what making the sky rotate different will do but let's find out.
A
: I produce a solution to the decay! The Dissolute Thyme Rot holds together better now, and is a proper mass of sludge! It's probably morally dissolute rather than physically dissolute or something now.
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Entities applicable to the effort continue moon construction. Other entities act at discretion.
Ah.
Ah ha.
Ah ha ha.
But 3 isn't a real number. Its actions therefore remain unaffected.
21 - ecneserP ehT pulls out a pair of knitting kneedles and knits itself into a brand knew blanket. It then uses the knitting kneedles to knit the Meta-Knightmare Blankets into itself, creating an even bigger brand knew blanket. It then turns back into itself, but now significantly larger.
4.5 - THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW pours chocolate syrup onto ecneserP ehT's ice cream, making it heal even more.
ecneserP ehT attacks the Titan Slime and regenerates. It also consumes all of its ice cream.
THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW does nothing additional this turn.
The Cats attack the Titan Slime.
A1 = TO THE MOON!
Hmm. A lot of thing have been happening. CTG 2, the Moon, Racyls'strom's death, the 'anti-ecneserP ehT' as I'm calling it, the thing with Three not being a number... (how could you do this to be, three? now I have to replace my keyboard!)
The Moon. It's just waiting to be conquered.
I will come for it. I'm going to the moon.
I summon szirfteen ballmoons, which are balloons made from moon pieces.
They float towards the moon (not the clown moon, the other one) and mold with it.
I also float towards the moon.
I plant an OG flag on the balloon-moon part of the moon, claiming it for the OGs.
The moon (well, part of it) will be a base for the OGs!
I spend my spare action power summoning a mini-moon laser (it shoots stuff, and it's on the moon).
A2 = Draconic Evolution
I grow a pair of Lunar Wings, wings so tough they can withstand space!
This is probably useless but it's good to have
and will help me when I try to turn into a dragon.A
= Conceptualize my actions visually
Energy Plant (x2 for
rounds) = Health Altar 15/15 IN RESERVE
Tom Sawyer and the Energy Plant build cups of health (to fill when there's no one to heal) out of their font, because it's gotten tiring using it, and hasn't had any benefits.
there should be a ctg wiki
I continue the castle
24/30
Ganlidore does a magic thing that will be revealed in 2 rounds
The healer heals itself, and the steed moves again, keeping itself and the healer away from danger
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Actions 1 and 2: I give the Craftbot MORE ARMS, increasing its Shaping!
Action
+ 1500
M: I put the Paradox Monopoly moneys on the ground, cover the entire area with candles and play the forbidden song, creating a mental connection with Waluigi himself!(At least I think that's how it works.)
Action 4: I take a bite out of the Meta-Nightmare Pillow.
Entity Orders:
The Inside-Out Tank will attack the Titan Slime.
The Clowning Spirit will attack the Titan Slime.
The Craftbot continues crafting the Scarf, but does it even faster than last time!
Endless Calamity: 7.5/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Clown:
Okay, to be completely honest, I didn't understand a word you honked.
Replying to ORIGIN:
The Cardboard Box Tower's bottom part collapses because of fivefold jumpscares. The upper part, on the other hand, is completely fine.
Simuob:
Woah woah woah! You can't just protect the Godmodder! That could completely uproot the balance of the multiverse itself!
Well, not really, but it could make things a lot longer and a lot more boring.
"BOO! SIXTH JUMPSCARE!" says the Godmodder, freezing the OG players in place.
The Godmodder's shadow ascends into the third dimension.
"Seriously? You're not done with these guys yet? The old Godmodder would've defeated these nutjobs in ONE turn!"
[AG] Cardboard Box Tower, 8000 HP
[GM] The Godmodder: -298/300 HP
(That looks like a weird playfair cipher or mexican army cipher but I don't know the key so not a lot I can do :( at least I know the morse code.)
The Treachery of Clocks is a funky sort of being. It splits my being into three parts, each possessing a single, more powerful action, or multiple actions of ordinary power. Up to you to decide that. The Sulphurous Judge only acted in the past, but since it was the maiden, it was also associated with new beginnings. It revived the past, judging it, twisting it, bringing it into the here and now. The Mercurial Jury acts now, and decides what dies and what lives. It is the least predictable of the three, any thus the most versatile. The Saline Executioner will act in the future, and will carry out the will of the other two. It will be the waning moon, the dying light, a future that will not be bright. It will be the Sword of Damocles, the impending threat of doom that shall one day occur, but not now.
(waiting for JOE's judgement and decision on stats before we act)
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Action 1: I eat
whole, making it inside me now
Action 2: I beg to God to get me out of this hellhole. He doesn't listen, causing me to angrily absorb a Least Slime into my flesh.
Action
: I forcefully grab the nonexistent number 3 which I use to hit the Godmodder in a way that doesn't exist.
The Sulphurous Judge gazed back.
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Its first task was a daunting one, but it was a potent one as well. A shopkeeper, though it was not the typical kind. It was gone. The Judge began to work to rectify that as its great eye flashed, as it drew the echo from the past to the present.
Echo of a Shopkeeper: [21/21] [20/21] [19/21]
The Mercurial Jury gazes down. Below it, the titan slime quivers, undulates incomprehensibly. The Jury is unhappy. The sigils that rotate around it all focus on the titan slime, and as it speaks from the top of its empty head they begin to glow.
"We review the evidence and determine that beyond any reasonable doubt your form is far too aberrant. No decision on your fate can be reached until you are made comprehensible. We find you in contempt of court. Your punishment: your form becomes rational, and free of danger, for the court cannot allow you to strike back against our judgement."
The Jury's sigils fly out to the titan slime, and surround its form, attempting to shave off its thorns and make it rational, which would remove both its thorns trait and its excessively confusing trait.
The Saline Executioner will gaze forward.
It will see the Jury's eventual decision on the fate of the titan slime. The trial will not be a fair one, and when the time comes, it will be the Executioner's duty to carry out the task that it will always carry out. It will begin to sharpen its blade, to deliver its blow.
Execution - Titan Slime: 1/6
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Darn! The Godmodder knew using fake numbers all the time would come back to haunt him! 3, meanwhile, is quite pleased at this, and nudges outcomes accordingly.
then makes use of a culinary technique called 'add candy to candy' to make
ecneserP ehT knits the Meta-Nightmare Blankets into itself, killing two of them! The szirfth one manages to survive with a tiny bit of remaining health. Absorbing the Blankets gives ecneserP ehT 160 HP and 20 DR!
you eatLUIGI ISN'T GOING TO STOP WALUIGI THAT EASILY! JUST BECAUSE THAT ACTION IS OVER DOESN'T MEAN WALUIGI IS GOING TO STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. OBVIOUSLY THE
FOR A whole, so
LIKE THATmaking you go mad, BEso you absorb a least slime BECAUSE even though it's made of poison. THEME OF THEyou then try to hit the Godmodder with CLOCKS CHARGEDOWN but Nedben recruited it, so it exists, ONLY ONE not a real number HISTORICAL.
and the Peat Cat,
with 0.2 more actions and attacks the Meta-Nightmare Mattress for 181 damage, devours all of its Ice Cream for healing, and regenerates.
idles as directed.
respawns, 9/Yes Clown Blood. Is a Pizza! is a cake! is
646/8
2 HP, 159 Life Force(???), 15A, 20 DR, 25 Thorns, 4.7 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. 20C Failsafe Bomb. Decaying 29. Heir.
slaps varying amounts of Decay on the Inside-Out Tank,
upgrades
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP,
[Sha-Megamaths]
15 - ecneserP ehT examines itself. It is on physical fire. And that's killing it, very quickly. So it needs to stop being on fire.
But wait. ecneserP ehT is a fire, remember? Even when it was a blanket, it did not stop being a fire. So it just stops being a fire. Boom! No longer on fire.
4.7 - THE MADNESS INSIDE YOU NOW sucks up the entire Titan Slime through a straw. Yes, the entire thing.
6 - ecneserP ehT breaks time so that THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW's attack deals the killing blow to the Titan Slime.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 22/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Titan Slime and regenerates.
THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW attacks the Titan Slime.
The Cats attack the Titan Slime.
A1: I treat the Mountainmodder's indigestion with antacids! Unfortunately, I screw up the dosage, flooding the cave with base. High-ph antacids have rendered the cave alkaline!
A2: Fire it is. I create exotic new forms of fire, involving the action movie Moonfire! The moon now counts as Mexico and on fire.
A
: Of course, we need to build the moon further in order to take over the other territories on it! I grab the Godmodder and use them to saw off the OG section of the moon, creating the OG Satellite! Distance isn't really an obstacle to that sort of being.
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The F figures out how to apply shaping to further apply the cultural properties of Mexico to the moon, since we're kind of conquering it so it can't be politically Mexico. Other entities act at discretion, including claiming the moon for the Going Insane on Purpose Club since we're not exactly OG right now (despite probably having done more directly opposing the Godmodder than most of the non-entity OGs for the past several turns, though they ARE catching up now). If it's a fight it's a fight, but hopefully shoveling them off will direct the memo.
Hmm. My szirfth action was written (it was just the title) but it probably wouldn't have done much.
A1 = More Moon Stuff!
Since my Lunar Wings are made from destroyed moon stuff (what, that's where the 'Lunar' part comes from), it gives me some control over the moon!.
I take control of asteroids that are floating too close to the moon and mold them into an OG MOONBASE!
It doesn't do much, but it's there!
A2 = ecneserP ehT must fall
Tom Sawyer decides, ecneserP ehT is clearly too OP to be on the battlefield!
It's destroying literally everything!
So, Tom Sawyer takes out a very good yep sniper rifle.
They load it with a DR-piercing bullet that has a spell scroll of True Polymorph inside, and fire it at ecneserP ehT!
It turns them into an apple!
A
= Heal the Inside-Outside Tank!
I take out a potion of healing!
I throw it very hard at the Inside-Outside Tank!
The glass and the cork are negative glass and negative corks!
They deal a lot of negative damage to the Inside-Outside Tank!
The potion inside is not a negative potion of healing!
Why am I using a bunch of exclamation marks!
Energy Plant (x2 for 2 rounds) = Heart Shaping Upgrade 2/6
The Energy Plant realizes that the Health Altar isn't currently able to do anything except summon Clerics!
So, they begin adding a special module to it so they can focus their magic to create stats!
Or increase stats! Or something like that! It's called ❤︎ Shaping now!
Moon Laser = Charge more Moonbeam energy!
there should be a ctg wiki
I am almost done with the castle. If nothing crazy happens, just 1 more round.
27/30
Ganlidore returns to the battlefield next to the nearly finished castle. The thing he did last round will be revealed next round.
The royal healer self-heals. The steed, with the healer on it, goes closer to me.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
The Sulphurous Judge gazed back.
Echo of a Shopkeeper: [18/21] [17/21] [16/21]
The Mercurial Jury gazes down.
"Resistance means nothing. Your aberrance is reduced, and as you are found to be in contempt of contempt of court, your decay shall be advanced."
The sigils work their magic, further making the titan slime more rational, while it begins decaying at a faster rate.
The Saline Executioner will gaze forward.
It will see the Godmodder itself, the foul being which will overtake all if it is not stopped, and it will ready its blade. It will know that it will likely not be able to directly harm it, but it will be able to maim it. It will prepare to strike.
Execution - Titan Slime: 2/6
Achilles Tendon't - Godmodder/Mountainmodder: 1/6
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Action 1: The slimes are poisonous? You say that like its a bad thing! I grab a Least Slime, inject it with incredibly dangerous poison, and eat it.
Action 2: I rip off a huge piece of the Titan Slime and shove it into my mouth.
Action
: I pounce on a Least Slime and devour it like a Bullfrog.
"You see, Waluigi, I have a 100 CP charge I want to complete. That is impossible for me to do in a reasonable amount of time, so I seek your aid! In return, I will give you something you want... I don't know what that is yet, though."
Action 1: The Clowning Spirit tries to convert the MOTHS to Clowntholicism.
It sees that the MOTHS are hungry (they aren't very hungry) so it pulls out a balloon and uses its holy balloon animal-making skills to make balloon fishes, many of them. And the MOTHS had a feast, and it was good.
Actions 2 and
: charge.
Entity Orders:
The Inside-Out Tank will attack the Titan Slime.
The Clowning Spirit will attack the Titan Slime.
The Craftbot continues crafting the Scarf.
Endless Calamity: 9.8/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Simuob:
You send the Clown to a hellish anti-clown dimension, or do you?
Replying to ORIGIN:
The Shadow looks at you.
"I'm not really here, this is just a communication avatar. I have more important places to be at right now. But ow, I guess."
Replying to Clown:
It turns out that Simuob actually sent a clone of you into the anti-clown dimension.
You also create a second clone for... good measure or something?
The Godmodder puts on a cardboard helmet.
[AG] Cardboard Box Tower, 8000 HP
[GM] The Godmodder: -298/300 HP, Armor: Cardboard Box Helmet