The Sorcerer, as he seems to be being called, accepts the name. Though wincing at his lack of time before having to go and attend to other seeming extrapolated duties [OOC: also known as life] he seems determined to at least get this turn in before he goes idle for a bit.
Action 1 - He moves 7 spaces, and lands on a Chance space... easy enough.
Action 2 - Though unsure where the action split should go, he figures putting on the shades is a good idea. He uses the aura of coolness and untouchability to give himself protection against anything bad that could come from opening the Chance Card... and then, draws it having used the state's reflective properties to it's fullest.
Action 3 - Finally, he uses the D20 to roll to movement again.
I join the monopoly game. My piece is an ever changing slab of metal, assuming various different geometric shapes.
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Not once did the Darkside think it would ever become a dog. Normally because it would never have thought such things were possible.
But here we are. And being a dog is... strange. It can smell now, for one! It had no nose before. It can also hear without using cheaty darkness powers! The being,now known as the 'Dogside', pants. Having lungs was so weird.
And yet, it still had the same coloration and affectations that its normal form had. Pointy ends, yellow eyes, way too much anime hair. At least its cool Yarn scarf made the anime hair work by making it more protagonisty.
At any rate, it notices that some people had new kinds of dice, rather than the pair it had been using. To re-die... well, it doesn't quite know of death, outside of it being a niche form of darkness, but it notices that other people call them die. So it re-Dies and gets a pair of d10s instead of d6s.
And then it realizes that it has 7 dog. 7 dogs, all united in purpose. The one dog becomes the leader of the pack. However, there is not enough room on the space for all of them, despite it being the jail. So they spread out, 6 dogs going behind it, 2 dogs moving ahead. The Darkside, due to being the leader, now covers 8 squares through sheer doggedness.
Naturally, this means they buy, in clockwise order: Reading Railroad, Oriental Avenue, Vermont Avenue, Connecticut Avenue, St. Charles Place, and the Electric company. They also get a chance card!
All that's left after the huge buyout is to roll the d10s. The furbies and assorted darknesses are impressed by this play. The Darkside, meanwhile is too busy forming the 'Memory of being a Dog' to notice. And if it weren't a dog, something special would be happening right now due to this milestone of 5 memories gathered....
NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents: They begin to gather around the portal on the ground. They channel all their magic into it, and summon forth TARTARUS, MASTER OF THE PIT. This is the god of the pit Tartarus, the spirit embodiment of the realm. He is an overgod, with nearly unlimited power in his own realm, and his power is still great outside of his pit. He does not exit the pit at this moment, as long as he stays inside the pit, he is virtually immortal. If he exits, or is dragged out, he may be slain.
NUNDEAD Wyvern Knights: They build a nunnery.
NUNDEAD Godtemplest: The Godtemplest worships the Godmodder, summoning forth an image of the Godmodder to show the will of the being.
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I cast Maximilian’s Earthen Grasp, which proceeds to crush Waliuigi’s token so small it is imperceptible, effectively removing him from the game
WHAAAATEVER DID WALUIGI DO TO DESERVE THAT? REGARDLESS, WALUIGIS SCREAMING HEAD TOKEN STARTS SCREAMING IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS VERY GOOD FOR IT, AS IT SCREAMS AT THE RESONANT FREQUENCY OF THIS EARTHEN THING, CAUSING IT TO LEAVE WALUIGI'S TOKEN UNHARMED! WELL, MOSTLY.
I move forward 8 spaces, where I am now on States Avenue. I purchase it, and plant my fire down on the ground. It is The Flower. (What it does, the world may never know)
You buy States Ave for 140M, and plant a flower! If you don't come up with anything to do, it'll probably just sit there. Your next roll is 3+6+🍭!
Airplane clearly means that I'm able to take a plane from go to any space on the board! Therefore, I fly to the last Community Chest space on the board, then move six spaces, allowing me to land perfectly on Boardwalk. This does consume the airplane, though, because it isn't a round trip flight. Then, as any good monopoly player would do, I buy boardwalk for 400M.
The One Ring is now one step closer to economic domination of Waluigi's Monopoly Game.
RANDOM PARTY HORN!!!
In other news, this is the 2500th reply!!! Congratulations to everyone for making it this far into the game!
You fly around and buy the Boardwalk! your next roll is 4+5+😹!
As my boat moves along, it lands on a Community Chest space! I draw a Community Chest card, then continue. However, I see that I’m going to land on Indiana Avenue. So, I take my yarn right before I land on it, hook it to the haunted house, and swing my boat past Indiana to Illinois Avenue. When buying it, I use the power of the emoji to make the bankers eyes close while I hand him the money, so I buy it for only $120! (I would also like to know what the community chest card is, so that would be nice to know)
As that is the end of my turn, I roll the dice.
The Community Chest Card you recieve reads thus: "while on a routine trip to the bank, someone blindfolds you! you proceed to unknowingly stumble your way straight into the banks vault, then straight back out, bringing 200M with you! Outside the bank, a sudden and extremely localised downpour dissolves the blindfold, which was made of paper. gain 200M." You then grapple(?) ahead, and proceed to commit intentional bank fraud to complement the unintentional bank theft, buying Illinois avenue! snazzy? Your roll is 1+2+⚙️! WHY DID YOU TRY TO AVOID WALUIGI'S GHOSTLY MANOR? IT'S A QUITE AMAZING PLACE TO BE! WE HAVE FREE MEDICAL AND EVERYTHING! WELL, IF KILLING YOU WITH FIRE TO REMOVE ANY DISEASES FROM YOUR BODY COUNTS AS MEDICAL. THE POINT IS, IT'S A NICE PLACE! YOU SHOULD COME THERE! AND PAY WALUIGI ALL THE MONEY WALUIGI IS DUE! BECAUSE WALUIGI SHOULD HAVE ALL YOUR MONEY!
We are inspired. So much life, so much movement... another one wishes to join, and tentatively takes one movement to St. Charles Place, deciding to purchase the lot. 120M of The Inevitable's funds go to the bank. The Second remains insubstantial, watching over the land, expecting it to grow on it's own.
With the death of One, Child of One takes her half of inheritance and moves 4 spaces to Tennessee Avenue, putting her house down. Her youth passes by in a blink of an eye. Having squatted for years and operating a shady organization, she acquires legal ownership of the property. Child of One fails to discover the identity as Inevitable. Fate grips her when a great Dog, associated with The Inevitable and The Darkside, passes her by. There, in Tennessee, Child of One begins a cult, sending prayers to both entities. To the Consumer, The Darkside. To The Inevitable. The Inevitable respond to her prayer and give her the power of Snowy Mountain.
The Cult of The Inevitable Darkside begin under Snowy Mountain, hidden somewhere in the realm of Monopoly. It cannot be found until The Double Dots again reveal themselves, which leads to the snowy mountain. This becomes a problem for recruiting, but they find a way around that problem.
We who remain turn attention to a ball of yarn as it rolls before us. 120M is given to us, which we dutifully place in the bank, captivated by this yarn as it rolls to our feet. We pick it up into quasi-existence, delighted at it's softness. "Isn't Indiana Avenue 240?" the fourth says while squishing the ball softly. "He gave us 240, didn't he?" the third questions. "Oh, it seemed to be 120." "We should be more careful next time. That ball is delightful." "The Consumer will look good with a scarf." "Yes. Let us gift him a cool scarf."
The Veil splits, for only a moment, emitting a malevolent green light into this reality. It shines upon the Jail, and the yarn unravels, twisting and bending in a chaotic storm as it grasps upon the neck of The Consumer. For an instant, it strangles him, but in a bright flash, the twisted yarn becomes whole. A scarf perfectly suited for The Darkside Consumer. It is very cool and dark. He hears The Inevitable. "Do not underestimate the power of Yarrrn Scarf."
You buy St.Charles Place for 120M! at the cost of one of the houses on Virginia Ave, you obtain Tennessee Avenue (which doesn't have a house on it, because the house falls into disrepair while squatting for years.), and start a cult in a mountain. You then bestow a yarrrn scarf on the darkside, and roll 4+6+🌴! ...WALUIGI ACCEPTS YOUR SUGGESTION OF A NEW BOARD REPRESENTATION. BUT WALUIGI IS NOT THE GODMODDER. WALUIGI IS MUCH BETTER THEN THE GODMODDER! IF ONE WERE TO COMPARE, FOR INSTANCE, THE SIZE OF WALUIGIS SLACKS TO THAT OF THE GODMODDER, ONE WOULD FIND THAT WALUIGIS SLACKS ARE SPECTACULARLY SIZEABLE! MEANWHILE, THE GODMODDER WEARS ONLY NORMAL-SIZED PANTALOONS, AS BEFITS ONE WHO IS SO INFERIOR TO WALUIGI, WHO IS SO VERY WAAAANDERFUL! Godmodder: ...
The Sorcerer, as he seems to be being called, accepts the name. Though wincing at his lack of time before having to go and attend to other seeming extrapolated duties [OOC: also known as life] he seems determined to at least get this turn in before he goes idle for a bit.
Action 1 - He moves 7 spaces, and lands on a Chance space... easy enough.
Action 2 - Though unsure where the action split should go, he figures putting on the shades is a good idea. He uses the aura of coolness and untouchability to give himself protection against anything bad that could come from opening the Chance Card... and then, draws it having used the state's reflective properties to it's fullest.
Action 3 - Finally, he uses the D20 to roll to movement again.
The Chance Card reads: "Go to jail. Become arrested. Arrive in the jail cell. Go directly to jail. move to jail in a straight line. head to jail without any curving in your line, in a region of completely unwarped space. Go directly to this prison. Do not pass go. do not collect 200M. Do not pass any spaces, except jail. jail is your destination and you will pass no other regions on the path to jail. you will go directly in this manner and collect no currency, in a completely unbent line. if necessary, use a ruler to ensure that you directly go to jail" However, your shades protect you from the chance card! amazing! You roll a 14+🌞!
Not once did the Darkside think it would ever become a dog. Normally because it would never have thought such things were possible.
But here we are. And being a dog is... strange. It can smell now, for one! It had no nose before. It can also hear without using cheaty darkness powers! The being,now known as the 'Dogside', pants. Having lungs was so weird.
And yet, it still had the same coloration and affectations that its normal form had. Pointy ends, yellow eyes, way too much anime hair. At least its cool Yarn scarf made the anime hair work by making it more protagonisty.
At any rate, it notices that some people had new kinds of dice, rather than the pair it had been using. To re-die... well, it doesn't quite know of death, outside of it being a niche form of darkness, but it notices that other people call them die. So it re-Dies and gets a pair of d10s instead of d6s.
And then it realizes that it has 7 dog. 7 dogs, all united in purpose. The one dog becomes the leader of the pack. However, there is not enough room on the space for all of them, despite it being the jail. So they spread out, 6 dogs going behind it, 2 dogs moving ahead. The Darkside, due to being the leader, now covers 8 squares through sheer doggedness.
Naturally, this means they buy, in clockwise order: Reading Railroad, Oriental Avenue, Vermont Avenue, Connecticut Avenue, St. Charles Place, and the Electric company. They also get a chance card!
All that's left after the huge buyout is to roll the d10s. The furbies and assorted darknesses are impressed by this play. The Darkside, meanwhile is too busy forming the 'Memory of being a Dog' to notice. And if it weren't a dog, something special would be happening right now due to this milestone of 5 memories gathered....
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Summary section next time, hopefully.
You Redie, replacing your dice! wow! you then spread out your dogs, preparing to puHEY! YOU STOPPED ON MY SQUARE! PAY UP! indeed, many of the squares you land on are already owned- the railroad, st.charles place, and the electric company all possess superior lienholders. Additionally, this move implicitly lands you on the Income Tax square. You pay 320M for the buildings you purchase, followed by 200M to the bank, 25M to lyricsdusk, 30W to Waluigi, and 10M to the inevitables! This all leaves your financial situation... not great. you roll 8+7+👏! it looks like redieing has removed the dog symbol from your rolls. You then draw a chance card. (1d20... 17) The card you draw is most definitely not a chance card, and probably shouldn't be in this set. Or, well, if this was normal Monopoly, you would think that, but this being Paradox Monopoly, this is probably all according to plan. (tln note: plan means keikaku) Specifically, the card you draw is this... thing... it... Appears... to be some sort of concussed zombie. You get the sense fate chose it precisely to make the least amount of logical sense... and the faintest hint the universe might be laughing at your attempts to understand it... eh, probably not. regardless, this card is now yours.
NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents: They begin to gather around the portal on the ground. They channel all their magic into it, and summon forth TARTARUS, MASTER OF THE PIT. This is the god of the pit Tartarus, the spirit embodiment of the realm. He is an overgod, with nearly unlimited power in his own realm, and his power is still great outside of his pit. He does not exit the pit at this moment, as long as he stays inside the pit, he is virtually immortal. If he exits, or is dragged out, he may be slain.
NUNDEAD Wyvern Knights: They build a nunnery.
NUNDEAD Godtemplest: The Godtemplest worships the Godmodder, summoning forth an image of the Godmodder to show the will of the being.
Entities ordered. They won't do much, however, because the main battlefield is basically on hold.
WALUIGI'S TURN! WALUIGI ROLLS 2+3+🚜! THEN WALUIGI ROLLS THE TRACTORS BACK WHEEL, WHICH HAS 12 SIDES, AND LANDS ON A 7! WALUIGI AS SUCH MOVES TO THE COMMUNITY CHEST, WHERE WALUIGI RECEIVES THIS MAJESTIC CREATURE! AWE-INSPIRING, ISN'T IT? WALUIGI LOADS IT INTO THE BACK OF HIS TRACTOR FOR TRANSPORT. IT IS TOO BIG FOR HIS SCREAMING HEAD FIGURINE, WHICH HAS NO ARMS, TO CARRY. WALUIGI THEN MOVES HIS SEVEN SPACES AND REACHES GO, COLLECTING 200W!
Current Subgame: Monopoly. Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Monopoly Board.
WALUIGI, THE GREAT AND PURPLE. PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAA AA A Points: 0. Money: 1230W Cards or other Resources: Electric Company, Waterworks. Indiana Avenue (1 house). Magical Ogre Idle in a tractor. Discarded: none. Other: Perpetually Screaming Head Figure. Board Position: 0.
SLATE LUILeviRocks PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,235M Cards or other resources: Miners Railroad (+50M/R!). States Avenue. Rolled a 9+lollipop! Discarded: none Other: Crushed Boat. Board Position: States Avenue. planted a flower on it.
ASSOQwerty_ PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,500M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 9+tape recorder Discarded: none Other: Board position: 0
RED LMemer Asriel PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,580M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 3+⚙️! owns Illinois ave! Discarded: none Other: Keyboard in a sailboat! Board position: Illinois ave!
Balisticgamer PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,500M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 11+Couch Discarded: none Other: is a monopoly piece. Board position: presumably 11.
NightskyPirate PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,230M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 4+6+🌴. Owns Virginia Ave (1 House), St.Charles Place, and Tennessee Ave! Discarded: none Other: Face-Down get-out-of-jail-free card. Board position: 1 on Tennessee, 1 on St.Charles Place, 2 on Just Visiting.
SHADODogside PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 524M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 8+7+👏! unconsumed Bird! Owns Jail! Owns all light blue spaces! has Chainsaw Hewitt! Discarded: none Other: Dog. Board position: Many.
ORANTorix Worldweaver PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth:P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,500M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 14+🌞! Discarded: none Other: Board position: 7.
SirNatureWriter PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth:P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,100M Cards or other resources: rolled a 9+😹! Discarded: none Other: Board position: Boardwalk. Is the One Ring.
Moving forward and landing on the Chance space, I draw a chance card.
I then take my lollipop, and throw it in the engine of my boat-railroad. Now, we are candy powered.
I also then mark this chance space with a lollipop, which is now the logo of my corporation. The next person who lands on this space gets a chance card related to candy in some way.
Edit: I declare the flower from last round to be the One Flower to Rule them All. It makes States Avenue worth more money, and also cost more whenever someone lands on it.
Obviously, I move forward 3 spaces and buy Ventnor Avenue for 260M.
Now, my emoji roll is a Gear. Obviously, that means when I use it, I get some pretty awesome gear. So I use my magical gear to get awesome gear that can help me later when I use that gear.
Another blessed set of dots come. It seems as though it were a pattern, coming and going with such regularity, and we banish the thought. Patterns are nothing but illusions. By refusing the image of reality, we unveil the truth. In this, another truth comes. Resilient life. 🌴. In it, we see willpower. The illusion of desire. Within, it sees our thoughts, our desires of the grand illusion, and it finds purpose. The park. It desires the 20th spot. We grant this wish, the Third and Fourth carrying 🌴 together. And so they go, six spaces to St. James Place. The third sets 🌴 down to eagerly deposit 180M into the bank for the deed.
The two divide, and the fourth goes without the third. The fourth was going to go four spaces, but acts tired at New York Avenue and puts 🌴 down. "Sorry, we know you wanted to grow in the park, but this is as far as we are willing to go. Do not despair. You are free now."
🌴 shakes indignantly, picks itself up and walks to Free Parking. As soon as 🌴 leaves, we pay the bank 200M for the deed to New York Avenue. Once 🌴 sees that it is a lot for cars and not trees, it becomes enraged. Issuing a roar that nobody hears (because trees are really hard to hear), it turns into a treant to smash the cars and demolish the parking lot. Free Parking becomes Nature Reserve, where anyone passing can pause and benefit from 🌴's Bounty. Except for The Inevitable. 🌴 pretends they don't exist, because they lied to it.
We think 🌴's Bounty is usually mushrooms and sometimes nuggets of gold, but we don't care for mushrooms or nuggets anyway so we're not too upset at being ignored.
"Dogsides. You're cool, we guess, but if you're going to freeload here, its only fair that you do some chores or ... i-if you don't mind ... can you ... call us your Master? N-no biting... Or just leave. Whatever you choose. We don't really care."
"Could we have been more uncool?" One comments. "When were we Tsundere?" "He looks so- anime. It must have awakened within us." "We are. Keep a leash on it." "Just saying what we're not all thinking. Can we keep him?" "Only if he calls us Master or does some chores to fix up the house on Tennessee. Then we'll have to feed him. Now, we must be."
Moving 9 spaces brings me over to Vermont Avenue. When the dog side comes for the rent though, all they see is a laughing cat. Naturally they chase the cat away, but this distraction moves them away from Vermont Avenue, and distracts them from the fact that my last square of movement had been transferred to the cat, leaving me safely and conveniently at the chance square just before it.
While there, I may as well draw a card from the Chance Deck.
Due to not having a hand anymore, Dogside drops his newfound card and accidentally summons the home wrecking zombie onto Waluigi's property! Great and WAAAANDERFUL he is, the Zombie doesn't get the memo and the Dogside has just discovered the joy of butt sniffing. To it's credit, what Hewitt was trying to do was add a second bathroom to up the property value. It's unfortunate that it was A) Using his favorite chainsaw and B) tearing out load bearing walls to do this. The house collapses, and this will force Waluigi to spend money if he wants to make a new house!
Meanwhile, in order to get some of the money back from accidentally landing on the space, one of the Dogsides offers to sell their unused bird to make Traincar mining safer, since unexpected smoke pockets are such a hazard of train mining. The miner, desperate for some peace of mind, takes the deal.
Due to being spread out and on money sapping spaces, Dogside orders the Dogs to use parts of the numbers to get off of the danger spaces. After all, if you add together two numbers to go to a further space, why not divide them into a bunch of smaller numbers?
Another blessed set of dots come. It seems as though it were a pattern, coming and going with such regularity, and we banish the thought. Patterns are nothing but illusions. By refusing the image of reality, we unveil the truth. In this, another truth comes. Resilient life. 🌴. In it, we see willpower. The illusion of desire. Within, it sees our thoughts, our desires of the grand illusion, and it finds purpose. The park. It desires the 20th spot. We grant this wish, the Third and Fourth carrying 🌴 together. And so they go, six spaces to St. James Place. The third sets 🌴 down to eagerly deposit 180M into the bank for the deed.
The two divide, and the fourth goes without the third. The fourth was going to go four spaces, but acts tired at New York Avenue and puts 🌴 down. "Sorry, we know you wanted to grow in the park, but this is as far as we are willing to go. Do not despair. You are free now."
🌴 shakes indignantly, picks itself up and walks to Free Parking. As soon as 🌴 leaves, we pay the bank 200M for the deed to New York Avenue. Once 🌴 sees that it is a lot for cars and not trees, it becomes enraged. Issuing a roar that nobody hears (because trees are really hard to hear), it turns into a treant to smash the cars and demolish the parking lot. Free Parking becomes Nature Reserve, where anyone passing can pause and benefit from 🌴's Bounty. Except for The Inevitable. 🌴 pretends they don't exist, because they lied to it.
We think 🌴's Bounty is usually mushrooms and sometimes nuggets of gold, but we don't care for mushrooms or nuggets anyway so we're not too upset at being ignored.
"Dogsides. You're cool, we guess, but if you're going to freeload here, its only fair that you do some chores or ... i-if you don't mind ... can you ... call us your Master? N-no biting... Or just leave. Whatever you choose. We don't really care."
"Could we have been more uncool?" One comments. "When were we Tsundere?" "He looks so- anime. It must have awakened within us." "We are. Keep a leash on it." "Just saying what we're not all thinking. Can we keep him?" "Only if he calls us Master or does some chores to fix up the house on Tennessee. Then we'll have to feed him. Now, we must be."
The Dogsides, being part Heartless, start panting at the thought of food. The idea of canned Hearts is enough to send the dog on this space into a tizzy, doing all the laundry, folding, and even the taxes! (After all, the dogs had to do them for the Income Tax Space.) It makes no move to indicate that it even CAN call you master, though you can probably bribe it into letting you claim it is so with treats. It does so after moving 6 spaces off of the Electric Company to get to Tennessee avenue.
The dogs on Miner's Railroad and Income Tax use 3 space moves to get off of the property and end up on Oriental which laments its property values going down from the street going to the dogs! If they're low enough from this turn of events, the dogs might even buy a (dog)house (of Darkness) if it doesn't interfere with the other purchase planned. The one on St. Charles goes all the way to Pennsylvania Avenue via four Movement Spaces. It's doggone tired, so it decides to nap in the train station. People are unnerved by the darkness it is made of, but no one dares move it. Eventually, just to get people to stop gawking, it buys the entire railroad.
Since there are 2 left, two of the dogs on oriental move to the chance spaces, drawing 2 chance cards.
2 + 4 + 6 + 3 = 8 + 7 = 15! There. The Handclap is saved for another time.
Meanwhile, the Sorcerer... hm. The Sorcerer appears to be doing what could vaguely be called losing.
Action 1 - First thing's first - still having the Cool Shades from last turn equipped and therefore being able to ignore the card's effects, he holds onto the card and stores it in his inventory to pass it on later. Perhaps strike a deal with the shadow dog thing to send someone to jail, forcing them to pay rent on their property? He shrugs, before stashing the card in one of his multiple Pockets of Holding.
Action 2 - "Sorry, buddy - but those spaces are mine! " Pointing at St. James Place's would-be buyer, a strange heat begins to burn down on him... because the Sorcerer has literally sent the sun after him to force him to evacuate the space and property or else take massive risk of loss of life, Paradox thing HP, or just... General unpleasentness. After he has safely evacuated the now slightly scorched premises and taken shelter in the owner property of Tenessee Avenue, it's revealed that the sun has made a rather large scorch across the entirety of the Orange property area, incinerating any would-be buyers of the properties!
Action 3 - The mage then uses the 14 he rolled last turn - and splits it into 3d10 using some form of strange dice mastery, giving him a 9, 3, and a 2. He takes the 9 and uses it to move to St. James Place, currently unowned. Casting Mirror Image, he creates two temporary clones of himself for the turn. The one using the three proceeds to New York Avenue, and combined with the original Sorcerer, buy the other two orange properties and prevent a monopoly there. However, the one with the two, realizing it's going to land on Tenessee, tries moving backwards instead to land on... Virginia, which is also owned by someone. Sighing, it designates itself to paying on Tenessee Avenue as a bit of an apology to the dots that were going to buy those other properties.
Finally, to finish off the turn, the Sorcerer again rolls a D20 for his movement.
Moving forward and landing on the Chance space, I draw a chance card.
I then take my lollipop, and throw it in the engine of my boat-railroad. Now, we are candy powered.
I also then mark this chance space with a lollipop, which is now the logo of my corporation. The next person who lands on this space gets a chance card related to candy in some way.
Edit: I declare the flower from last round to be the One Flower to Rule them All. It makes States Avenue worth more money, and also cost more whenever someone lands on it.
You move forwards and draw a Red 6! you know, from Uno?... pun not intended. You then empower your boat with candy! Your boat is now tasty. Honestly, I'm not sure what you're expecting there. Having used the lollipop, you have nothing to mark the space with! You do manage to declare the flower to be a very special sovereign flower. You then roll, of course, and get a 3+4+💷!
Obviously, I move forward 3 spaces and buy Ventnor Avenue for 260 M.
Now, my emoji roll is a Gear. Obviously, that means when I use it, I get some pretty awesome gear. So I use my magical gear to get awesome gear that can help me later when I use that gear.
Then I roll the dice
You buy Ventnor Avenue, and obtain marvellous gear! it shimmers with various enchantments and is remarkably well-forged and other vaguely positive qualities of magical gear! You then roll the dice! 6+5+9️⃣ comes up on the dice!
Another blessed set of dots come. It seems as though it were a pattern, coming and going with such regularity, and we banish the thought. Patterns are nothing but illusions. By refusing the image of reality, we unveil the truth. In this, another truth comes. Resilient life. 🌴. In it, we see willpower. The illusion of desire. Within, it sees our thoughts, our desires of the grand illusion, and it finds purpose. The park. It desires the 20th spot. We grant this wish, the Third and Fourth carrying 🌴 together. And so they go, six spaces to St. James Place. The third sets 🌴 down to eagerly deposit 180M into the bank for the deed.
The two divide, and the fourth goes without the third. The fourth was going to go four spaces, but acts tired at New York Avenue and puts 🌴 down. "Sorry, we know you wanted to grow in the park, but this is as far as we are willing to go. Do not despair. You are free now."
🌴 shakes indignantly, picks itself up and walks to Free Parking. As soon as 🌴 leaves, we pay the bank 200M for the deed to New York Avenue. Once 🌴 sees that it is a lot for cars and not trees, it becomes enraged. Issuing a roar that nobody hears (because trees are really hard to hear), it turns into a treant to smash the cars and demolish the parking lot. Free Parking becomes Nature Reserve, where anyone passing can pause and benefit from 🌴's Bounty. Except for The Inevitable. 🌴 pretends they don't exist, because they lied to it.
We think 🌴's Bounty is usually mushrooms and sometimes nuggets of gold, but we don't care for mushrooms or nuggets anyway so we're not too upset at being ignored.
"Dogsides. You're cool, we guess, but if you're going to freeload here, its only fair that you do some chores or ... i-if you don't mind ... can you ... call us your Master? N-no biting... Or just leave. Whatever you choose. We don't really care."
"Could we have been more uncool?" One comments. "When were we Tsundere?" "He looks so- anime. It must have awakened within us." "We are. Keep a leash on it." "Just saying what we're not all thinking. Can we keep him?" "Only if he calls us Master or does some chores to fix up the house on Tennessee. Then we'll have to feed him. Now, we must be."
You purchase New York Avenue and - due to interruptions by way of violently fusing ball of hydrogen and helium- fail to purchase St.James' Place! The Palm Tree proceeds to take over Free Parking! Your roll for the next round is 2+5+💢! The Inevitables begin to sense a slight strain... being on all these different spaces was iffy enough without justification, but then applying part of a roll to two and another to only one is going further. If they can't find a solution, who knows what will happen? they might all snap into one place! or implode! or accidentally cause a buffer overflow attack! or turn into a pile of spring cheese!... is that a thing? anyway, point is anything could happen, but probably not something Good.
Moving 9 spaces brings me over to Vermont Avenue. When the dog side comes for the rent though, all they see is a laughing cat. Naturally they chase the cat away, but this distraction moves them away from Vermont Avenue, and distracts them from the fact that my last square of movement had been transferred to the cat, leaving me safely and conveniently at the chance square just before it.
While there, I may as well draw a card from the Chance Deck.
You successfully land on a Chance Square instead of Vermont! The Card you draw is Kinnianne, Ambassador to the mipedians! I haven't shifted chance card weights, by the way. It's just luck. Your next draw is 2+3+🗡!
Due to not having a hand anymore, Dogside drops his newfound card and accidentally summons the home wrecking zombie onto Waluigi's property! Great and WAAAANDERFUL he is, the Zombie doesn't get the memo and the Dogside has just discovered the joy of butt sniffing. To it's credit, what Hewitt was trying to do was add a second bathroom to up the property value. It's unfortunate that it was A) Using his favorite chainsaw and B) tearing out load bearing walls to do this. The house collapses, and this will force Waluigi to spend money if he wants to make a new house!
Meanwhile, in order to get some of the money back from accidentally landing on the space, one of the Dogsides offers to sell their unused bird to make Traincar mining safer, since unexpected smoke pockets are such a hazard of train mining. The miner, desperate for some peace of mind, takes the deal.
Due to being spread out and on money sapping spaces, Dogside orders the Dogs to use parts of the numbers to get off of the danger spaces. After all, if you add together two numbers to go to a further space, why not divide them into a bunch of smaller numbers?
The Dogsides, being part Heartless, start panting at the thought of food. The idea of canned Hearts is enough to send the dog on this space into a tizzy, doing all the laundry, folding, and even the taxes! (After all, the dogs had to do them for the Income Tax Space.) It makes no move to indicate that it even CAN call you master, though you can probably bribe it into letting you claim it is so with treats. It does so after moving 6 spaces off of the Electric Company to get to Tennessee avenue.
The dogs on Miner's Railroad and Income Tax use 3 space moves to get off of the property and end up on Oriental which laments its property values going down from the street going to the dogs! If they're low enough from this turn of events, the dogs might even buy a (dog)house (of Darkness) if it doesn't interfere with the other purchase planned. The one on St. Charles goes all the way to Pennsylvania RAILROAD via four Movement Spaces. It's doggone tired, so it decides to nap in the train station. People are unnerved by the darkness it is made of, but no one dares move it. Eventually, just to get people to stop gawking, it buys the entire railroad.
Since there are 2 left, two of the dogs on oriental move to the chance spaces, drawing 2 chance cards.
2 + 4 + 6 + 3 = 8 + 7 = 15! There. The Handclap is saved for another time.
You summon Chainsaw Hewitt! NOW WALUIGI IS CURIOUS. WHY, DOGSIDE. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO A GOOD, EARNEST, HARD-WORKING, SKILLFUL, LOVELY, AESTHETICALLY PLEASING, VERY LOUD, MILDLY ELDRITCH, THYME-LOVING, TENNIS-PLAYING MONOPOLY MAESTRO EXTRAORDINAIR, TALL CLASS,INTELLIGENT, RIGHTEOUS, FUNNY, CHARMING, WITTY, ENTERTAINING, EXTRAORDINARILY LARGE, PANT-WEARING MAN SUCH AS MYSELF? WHAT HAS WALUIGI DONE TO MAKE YOU DO THIS? THIS BEING ORDER CHAINSAW HEWWIT, WHO PROBABLY DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAVE ANY OF THOSE QUALITIES, BUT WE MAY NEVER KNOW FOR SURE, BECAUSE YOU JUST TOLD THEM TO ELECTROCUTE THEMSELF? YOU SUMMONED THEM ON AN ELECTRIC COMPANY, YOU KNOW. PLUS, YOU CAN'T JUST CUT THROUGH WALLS OF A HOUSE. THERE'S ELECTRIC WIRE IN THERE. DRILLING THROUGH IN SAFE BECAUSE OF THESE METAL PLATE THINGS, BUT A CHAINSAW WILL SAW RIGHT THROUGH THE PARTS THAT AREN'T PLATED INSTEAD OF PUSHING THEM A BIT. SO EITHER WAY HEWWIT GETS ZAP'D, LOSING ONE STRENGTH! AND ALSO STOPPING HIS ATTACK. You then sell your bird to Railway Miners inc, reaping a profit of 150M- and increasing the Mining Railways roundly M production by 10! The Dogside then protects the Inevitables from another inevitable thing: taxes. You do a lot of movement! Unlike the innevitables, since your being seven... ish... dogs is justified (by way of rolling seven-dogemoji earlier), you are able to do this without tempting fate. You also buy the Railroad for 250M! You only get 1 chance card, which seems to be some kind of limit on benefits from landing multiple pieces on the same space. The Chance Card Reads: "Pay a tax. this tax, unlike many taxes, is directed at the poor. It is undoubtable applicable to you, as you are very poor. While you may believe your quantity of Monopollars is significant, what is it, a few thousand? consider the size of the town you tromp within. it has, at maximum, 88 houses. this is a very small town, even a village. if the bank of such a small town has so much money, in the hundred-thousands, then clearly the amount of money you posses, likely in the low thousands, is insignificant on a larger scale. due to your poorness, and this tax, you will be required to pay 15M. If you are not only poor, but exceptionally poor, pay an additional 15M. If you are, if one is being honest, really very darn poor, pay an additional 15M. and finally, if you are, in actual fact, the poorest person known to exist, pay an additional 45M." Since you are, in actual fact, the poorest person known to exist, having less the 600 M, you pay the full tax of 90M. Your roll for the next round is 3+5+❗️!
Meanwhile, the Sorcerer... hm. The Sorcerer appears to be doing what could vaguely be called losing.
Action 1 - First thing's first - still having the Cool Shades from last turn equipped and therefore being able to ignore the card's effects, he holds onto the card and stores it in his inventory to pass it on later. Perhaps strike a deal with the shadow dog thing to send someone to jail, forcing them to pay rent on their property? He shrugs, before stashing the card in one of his multiple Pockets of Holding.
Action 2 - "Sorry, buddy - but those spaces are mine! " Pointing at St. James Place's would-be buyer, a strange heat begins to burn down on him... because the Sorcerer has literally sent the sun after him to force him to evacuate the space and property or else take massive risk of loss of life, Paradox thing HP, or just... General unpleasentness. After he has safely evacuated the now slightly scorched premises and taken shelter in the owner property of Tenessee Avenue, it's revealed that the sun has made a rather large scorch across the entirety of the Orange property area, incinerating any would-be buyers of the properties!
Action 3 - The mage then uses the 14 he rolled last turn - and splits it into 3d10 using some form of strange dice mastery, giving him a 9, 3, and a 2. He takes the 9 and uses it to move to St. James Place, currently unowned. Casting Mirror Image, he creates two temporary clones of himself for the turn. The one using the three proceeds to New York Avenue, and combined with the original Sorcerer, buy the other two orange properties and prevent a monopoly there. However, the one with the two, realizing it's going to land on Tenessee, tries moving backwards instead to land on... Virginia, which is also owned by someone. Sighing, it designates itself to paying on Tenessee Avenue as a bit of an apology to the dots that were going to buy those other properties.
Finally, to finish off the turn, the Sorcerer again rolls a D20 for his movement.
You decide to store the Jail Card! You then chase the inevitables... well, just one of them, actually... off St.James' Place! However, you fail to prevent them from buying New York Avenue, because the geography there doesn't really make sense. if you enveloped all the orange properties in fire, then sheltering in a worn house on one of them wouldn't really Work, and if you envelope only some, the sun needs to either be hollow or some kind of horseshoe shape. which it... isn't. You then end up paying 14+16$, and of course the price for St.James' Place. Your roll for the next round is 12+🌵!
WALUIGIS TURN! WALUIGI ROLLS 1+4+❔! FIRST, WALUIGI MOVES ONE SPACE, LEAVING GO(AND PURCHASING MEDITERANEAN AVENUE!)! LEAVING GO MEANS HE HAS NOW PASSED GO, AND COLLECTS 200 W! YES, AGAIN. THE RULES OVERLAP. WALUIGI IS VERY SURE OF THIS. THEN, WALUIGI USES HIS QUESTION MARK, DRAWING A CHANCE CARD! HIS CHANCE CARD READS 'READ THIS CHANCE CARD, DEMONSTRATING YOUR READING CAPABILITIES, OH READER, THEN READ ON, FOR AT THE CONCLUSION OF THIS READING YOU WILL READ THE FATEFUL WORDS WHICH WILL ALLOW YOU TO READ FURTHER, ON A RAILROAD OF READING. GO TO THE READING RAILROAD. IF YOU PASS GO, COLLECT 200W!' UNFORTUNATELY, THE READING RAILROAD DOES NOT EXIST. BUT WALUIGI IS AT THE READING RAILROAD NOW. AN ENIGMA INDEED! THIS IS A SECOND EFFECT OF WALUIGI'S WANDERFUL QUESTION MARK: WALUIGI IS NOW LOCATED AT ❔. THROUGH WALUIGIS INCREDIBLE PLANNING, HE MADE A USE OF ❔ CHAIN INTO SOMETHING THAT COULD ITSELF BE A USE OF ❔! BY BEING IN NO SPECIFIED LOCATION, WALUIGI CAN ALSO BE IN ANY LOCATION HE CHOOSES FROM NOW ON. WALUIGI THEN USES WALUIGIS FOUR MOVEMENTS TO STOP BY THE CHANCE SQUARES, AND USES HIS AMAZING AFFINITY FOR ❔ TO TAKE CONTROL OF ALL THREE FOR ONLY ???W ! THE FOURTH MOVEMENT IS USED TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE PILE OF CHANCE CARDS ITSELF. WAAAAAT WILL WALUIGIS FOES DO WITHOUT CHANCE ON THEIR SIDE? WAAA-HA-HA-HA! ...WELL, CHANCE SQUARES. THE DICE STILL EXIST. YOU KNOW WHAT WALUIGI MEANT.
Current Subgame: Monopoly. Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Monopoly Board. Player-unaligned note: Nature Reserve on Free Parking.
WALUIGI, THE GREAT AND PURPLE. PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAA AA A Points: 0. Money: 1370 - ???W Cards or other Resources: Electric Company, Waterworks. Indiana Avenue (1 house). Magical Ogre Idle in a tractor. Mediterranean Avenue. All 3 chance squares. Discarded: none. Other: Perpetually Screaming Head Figure. Board Position: ???.
SLATE LUILeviRocks PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,145M Cards or other resources: Miners Railroad (+60M/R!). on a Chance Square. Rolled a 3+4+💷! Uno 6! Discarded: none Other: Crushed Boat. Board Position: States Avenue. planted The One Flower on it.
ASSOQwerty_ PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,500M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 9+tape recorder Discarded: none Other: Board position: 0
RED LMemer Asriel PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,320M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 6+5+9️⃣! owns Illinois ave, Ventnor Ave! Discarded: none Other: Keyboard in a sailboat! Board position: Ventnor ave!
Balisticgamer PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,500M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 11+Couch Discarded: none Other: is a monopoly piece. Board position: presumably 11.
NightskyPirate PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,060M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 2+5+💢. Owns Virginia Ave (1 House), St.Charles Place, New York Ave, and Tennessee Ave! Tax-proof! Discarded: none Other: Face-Down get-out-of-jail-free card. Board position: 2 on Tennessee, 1 on St.Charles Place, 1 on New York Ave.
SHADODogside PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 334M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 8+❗️, has👏! Owns Jail! Owns all light blue spaces! Owns Pennsylvanian Railroad! has Chainsaw Hewitt (-1 Str)! Discarded: none Other: Dog. Board position: Many.
ORANTorix Worldweaver PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth:P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,320M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 12+🌵! has St.James Place! Has Go To Jail Right Now No Seriously Now Card (shades nullifying!) Discarded: none Other: Board position: St.James Place.
SirNatureWriter PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth:P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,300M Cards or other resources: rolled a 2+3+🗡! Discarded: none Other: Board position: Chance Square. Is the One Ring. Has Kinnianne.
We see red. Does the world wish us to retaliate? We ponder this. The world has given us anger. We feel the rush, the exhilaration to act, and we breath in the excitement. Yet it is not fitting for the banker to act out of anger. So we put it to use. In the hands of the four Inevitable, red becomes real. A shining red energy grows from their right palms, and form into the four sections of 💢. We allow the anger of the Board to channel through them, to guide them, and we release the anger. Emotion, to us, is only passing.
Like four boomerangs, they fly above the board, spinning and twirling around it. For a few cycles, they coalesce in different places and separate again and again, until they finally, rigidly, stop in the apparent form of 💢 from every direction. It moves, oddly, in between ? space and Monopoly space, but remains clearly visible to all. It twists and bends reality around it, but remains solidly in the shape of 💢.
"It appears it has locked onto Walugi. All shall be able to target him through 💢, no matter where, how, or why he is, so long as 💢 exists. Or until there is another more angry than he. Then it will lock onto them instead."
We shrug. To us, this seems irrelevant to the game. Why would anyone target Waluigi? Now that we all have joined the game, again we are. We do not wish to leave the game, but we must manifest if we are to play. We look to the other Child of One. Without warning, we channel ourselves into him, and he becomes The Inevitable, his former personality absorbed into our being. Awakening into this fleshy body, we discover that he was a middle aged policeman, directing people who came to his corner of the world to GO TO JAIL. We no longer will fulfill the role. Picking up the words, we put the GO TO JAIL card face down next to GET OUT OF JAIL FREE card. We hand that card over to Godmodder for no reason, it is removed from play. A silver Policeman piece appears on the now-blank corner square, and we move seven spaces.
We look at Park Place where our silver Policeman stops, and a twinge of guilt takes us. Memories of betrayal and lies flood us, and in resigned torture, we pass up buying PARK PLACE.
PARK PLACE IS UP FOR AUCTION! Out of a sense of obligation, we start the bidding at 300M.
For the clarity's sake, The Inevitable is now just the policeman (the first and only other Child of One kiiiinda being a summon...?) and is on no other spaces.
Well, I have no idea who this is, but from what I can get from the ability description she seems to be a competent leader and fighter. May be useful if strife were to break out (which likely will happen at some point!)
Good to have you along for the world domination game, Kinnianne!
I take the dagger and equip it, giving myself +2 to Dangerous and all related stats. I then move to Electric Works and cough up the 50M I owe. Hey, sometimes you have to be honorable. I've already cheated one person out of money.
I then naturally roll. Because otherwise I couldn't really do much, could I?
Oh, and I bid M550 for Park Place.
Companion Orders: Kinnianne begins gathering some Mipedians to join the [REDACTED]
(By the way, I think I forgot to collect M200 from passing GO last round)
Because my roll consists of 3 numbers, I am now allowed to move 3 times, stopping and doing stuff with the spaces I land on.
I first use the 6 and land on the community chest between the green spaces and draw a card. Then I use the 9️⃣ to get to another community chest space after Mediterranean Ave after passing Go (and collecting 200M). After drawing that card, I move 5 to get to a Chance Space between light blue properties and draw that card.
Because of the fact that I drew 3 cards on one turn, I get a special Victory Point. I can use this point whenever I want to, to do whatever I want. However, I am not allowed to use this Victory Point on the turn I get it. So, I decide to keep it until I find it useful.
Due to being too poor, the Dogside does not participate in the Auction. It has bigger fish to fry.
On the Chance card, it spots a foot. The Red Exclamation Point is used to reveal Waluigi's position on the board! The three Dogsides on the CHance Square Dogpile the foot and begin dragging it back further and further. Excited and angry at Waluigi's underhanded though not cheating tactics, The three Dogsides nearby use 4 movement to go to the chance card to assist! Yes, 2 of them move backwards - what rule is there that keeps people from moving backwards? IRRELEVANT, DOGSIDE IS DOGSIDE MOTHERF*CKER, NOT A PERSON.
Since the number of Dogsides pulling on THE GREAT AND WAANDERFUL WALUIGI'S leg now exceeds 5, Waluigi's Nintendo origins betray him, and game mechanics kick in! The leg slips from the Dogsides' mouths, causing them all to bark angrily, but they pant in satisfaction when the leg smacks Waluigi in the face, sending its grotesque Handsome body from his hiding spot and flying across the board to where the B. & O. Railroad is. Waluigi, stunned by the attack and the sheer stench of the railroad company, is unable to recollect his wits and buy it. Instead, since Waluigi landed on one of the Train tracks, a train hits him, sending him flying like a pinball until he slams into his own waterworks, breaking the pipe and flooding the board, which is all sorts of illegal. The flooding, not the breaking of the waterworks, unless Waluigi wants to charge himself for the damages.
Thankfully, Torix will issue the arrest warrant shortly.
in the meantime, the Dogside on the railroad will move 2 spaces to the Community Chest and poke its nose inside. The Dogside on Tennessee will use the last two movement to help its owners pay the rent.
The Dogside on Tennessee then rolls its 2d10s for its next move.
Chainsaw Hewitt, outta luck, decides to use its 4 Speed to head towards the Community chest. Since its speed refreshes each turn, it doesn't have to worry about being stuck, but it can't quite reach its goal this turn.
The Sorcerer, as he seems to be being called, accepts the name. Though wincing at his lack of time before having to go and attend to other seeming extrapolated duties [OOC: also known as life] he seems determined to at least get this turn in before he goes idle for a bit.
Action 1 - He moves 7 spaces, and lands on a Chance space... easy enough.
Action 2 - Though unsure where the action split should go, he figures putting on the shades is a good idea. He uses the aura of coolness and untouchability to give himself protection against anything bad that could come from opening the Chance Card... and then, draws it having used the state's reflective properties to it's fullest.
Action 3 - Finally, he uses the D20 to roll to movement again.
I consider my next move very carefully. I now serve the darkness.
action 1: I make a master plan. All things begin and end in darkness, and it is my job to return everything to the darkness
action 2: I tell Sephiroth his part in my plan
action #: to further my goals, I join the monopaly game. My piece is a minitaure Masamune.
what on earth si going on here
Head Sorcerer and creator of the worshippers of Levi Rocks
I join the monopoly game. My piece is an ever changing slab of metal, assuming various different geometric shapes.
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Why, it's a minigame inside a forumgame! Join the fun of CTG, the "D&D" version of DTG!
And play some monopoly waluigi-style, cause that's what we're kinda doing right now...
You never know where life may take you, but this is not natrual
Not once did the Darkside think it would ever become a dog. Normally because it would never have thought such things were possible.
But here we are. And being a dog is... strange. It can smell now, for one! It had no nose before. It can also hear without using cheaty darkness powers! The being,now known as the 'Dogside', pants. Having lungs was so weird.
And yet, it still had the same coloration and affectations that its normal form had. Pointy ends, yellow eyes, way too much anime hair. At least its cool Yarn scarf made the anime hair work by making it more protagonisty.
At any rate, it notices that some people had new kinds of dice, rather than the pair it had been using. To re-die... well, it doesn't quite know of death, outside of it being a niche form of darkness, but it notices that other people call them die. So it re-Dies and gets a pair of d10s instead of d6s.
And then it realizes that it has 7 dog. 7 dogs, all united in purpose. The one dog becomes the leader of the pack. However, there is not enough room on the space for all of them, despite it being the jail. So they spread out, 6 dogs going behind it, 2 dogs moving ahead. The Darkside, due to being the leader, now covers 8 squares through sheer doggedness.
Naturally, this means they buy, in clockwise order: Reading Railroad, Oriental Avenue, Vermont Avenue, Connecticut Avenue, St. Charles Place, and the Electric company. They also get a chance card!
All that's left after the huge buyout is to roll the d10s. The furbies and assorted darknesses are impressed by this play. The Darkside, meanwhile is too busy forming the 'Memory of being a Dog' to notice. And if it weren't a dog, something special would be happening right now due to this milestone of 5 memories gathered....
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Summary section next time, hopefully.
Entity Actions:
NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents: They begin to gather around the portal on the ground. They channel all their magic into it, and summon forth TARTARUS, MASTER OF THE PIT. This is the god of the pit Tartarus, the spirit embodiment of the realm. He is an overgod, with nearly unlimited power in his own realm, and his power is still great outside of his pit. He does not exit the pit at this moment, as long as he stays inside the pit, he is virtually immortal. If he exits, or is dragged out, he may be slain.
NUNDEAD Wyvern Knights: They build a nunnery.
NUNDEAD Godtemplest: The Godtemplest worships the Godmodder, summoning forth an image of the Godmodder to show the will of the being.
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Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
WHAAAATEVER DID WALUIGI DO TO DESERVE THAT? REGARDLESS, WALUIGIS SCREAMING HEAD TOKEN STARTS SCREAMING IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS VERY GOOD FOR IT, AS IT SCREAMS AT THE RESONANT FREQUENCY OF THIS EARTHEN THING, CAUSING IT TO LEAVE WALUIGI'S TOKEN UNHARMED! WELL, MOSTLY.
You buy States Ave for 140
M, and plant a flower! If you don't come up with anything to do, it'll probably just sit there. Your next roll is 3+6+🍭!You fly around and buy the Boardwalk! your next roll is 4+5+😹!
The Community Chest Card you recieve reads thus:
"while on a routine trip to the bank, someone blindfolds you! you proceed to unknowingly stumble your way straight into the banks vault, then straight back out, bringing 200
Mwith you! Outside the bank, a sudden and extremely localised downpour dissolves the blindfold, which was made of paper. gain 200M."You then grapple(?) ahead, and proceed to commit intentional bank fraud to complement the unintentional bank theft, buying Illinois avenue! snazzy?
Your roll is 1+2+⚙️!
WHY DID YOU TRY TO AVOID WALUIGI'S GHOSTLY MANOR? IT'S A QUITE AMAZING PLACE TO BE! WE HAVE FREE MEDICAL AND EVERYTHING! WELL, IF KILLING YOU WITH FIRE TO REMOVE ANY DISEASES FROM YOUR BODY COUNTS AS MEDICAL. THE POINT IS, IT'S A NICE PLACE! YOU SHOULD COME THERE! AND PAY WALUIGI ALL THE MONEY WALUIGI IS DUE! BECAUSE WALUIGI SHOULD HAVE ALL YOUR MONEY!
You buy St.Charles Place for 120
M! at the cost of one of the houses on Virginia Ave, you obtain Tennessee Avenue (which doesn't have a house on it, because the house falls into disrepair while squatting for years.), and start a cult in a mountain. You then bestow a yarrrn scarf on the darkside, and roll 4+6+🌴!...WALUIGI ACCEPTS YOUR SUGGESTION OF A NEW BOARD REPRESENTATION. BUT WALUIGI IS NOT THE GODMODDER. WALUIGI IS MUCH BETTER THEN THE GODMODDER! IF ONE WERE TO COMPARE, FOR INSTANCE, THE SIZE OF WALUIGIS SLACKS TO THAT OF THE GODMODDER, ONE WOULD FIND THAT WALUIGIS SLACKS ARE SPECTACULARLY SIZEABLE! MEANWHILE, THE GODMODDER WEARS ONLY NORMAL-SIZED PANTALOONS, AS BEFITS ONE WHO IS SO INFERIOR TO WALUIGI, WHO IS SO VERY WAAAANDERFUL!
Godmodder: ...
The Chance Card reads: "Go to jail. Become arrested. Arrive in the jail cell. Go directly to jail. move to jail in a straight line. head to jail without any curving in your line, in a region of completely unwarped space. Go directly to this prison. Do not pass go. do not collect 200M. Do not pass any spaces, except jail. jail is your destination and you will pass no other regions on the path to jail. you will go directly in this manner and collect no currency, in a completely unbent line. if necessary, use a ruler to ensure that you directly go to jail"
However, your shades protect you from the chance card! amazing! You roll a 14+🌞!
You join Monopoly. your roll is 6+1+🚂.
A very logical and enjoyable game of ordinary paradox monopoly.
You join! your first roll is 5+3+🔑!
You Redie, replacing your dice! wow! you then spread out your dogs, preparing to puHEY! YOU STOPPED ON MY SQUARE! PAY UP!
indeed, many of the squares you land on are already owned- the railroad, st.charles place, and the electric company all possess superior lienholders. Additionally, this move implicitly lands you on the Income Tax square. You pay 320
Mfor the buildings you purchase, followed by 200Mto the bank, 25Mto lyricsdusk, 30Wto Waluigi, and 10Mto the inevitables! This all leaves your financial situation... not great. you roll 8+7+👏! it looks like redieing has removed the dog symbol from your rolls. You then draw a chance card. (1d20... 17)The card you draw is most definitely not a chance card, and probably shouldn't be in this set. Or, well, if this was normal Monopoly, you would think that, but this being Paradox Monopoly, this is probably all according to plan.
(tln note: plan means keikaku)
Specifically, the card you draw is this... thing...
it... Appears... to be some sort of concussed zombie. You get the sense fate chose it precisely to make the least amount of logical sense... and the faintest hint the universe might be laughing at your attempts to understand it... eh, probably not. regardless, this card is now yours.
Entities ordered. They won't do much, however, because the main battlefield is basically on hold.
WALUIGI'S TURN! WALUIGI ROLLS 2+3+🚜! THEN WALUIGI ROLLS THE TRACTORS BACK WHEEL, WHICH HAS 12 SIDES, AND LANDS ON A 7! WALUIGI AS SUCH MOVES TO THE COMMUNITY CHEST, WHERE WALUIGI RECEIVES THIS MAJESTIC CREATURE!
AWE-INSPIRING, ISN'T IT? WALUIGI LOADS IT INTO THE BACK OF HIS TRACTOR FOR TRANSPORT. IT IS TOO BIG FOR HIS SCREAMING HEAD FIGURINE, WHICH HAS NO ARMS, TO CARRY. WALUIGI THEN MOVES HIS SEVEN SPACES AND REACHES GO, COLLECTING 200
W!Current Subgame: Monopoly.
Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Monopoly Board.
WALUIGI, THE GREAT AND PURPLE.
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAA AA A
Points: 0. Money: 1230
WCards or other Resources: Electric Company, Waterworks. Indiana Avenue (1 house). Magical Ogre Idle in a tractor.
Discarded: none.
Other: Perpetually Screaming Head Figure. Board Position: 0.
SLATE LUILeviRocks
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,235
MCards or other resources: Miners Railroad (+50
M/R!). States Avenue. Rolled a 9+lollipop!Discarded: none
Other: Crushed Boat. Board Position: States Avenue. planted a flower on it.
ASSOQwerty_
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,500
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 9+tape recorder
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: 0
RED LMemer Asriel
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,580
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 3+⚙️! owns Illinois ave!
Discarded: none
Other: Keyboard in a sailboat! Board position: Illinois ave!
Balisticgamer
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,500
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 11+Couch
Discarded: none
Other: is a monopoly piece. Board position: presumably 11.
NightskyPirate
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,230
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 4+6+🌴. Owns Virginia Ave (1 House), St.Charles Place, and Tennessee Ave!
Discarded: none
Other: Face-Down get-out-of-jail-free card. Board position: 1 on Tennessee, 1 on St.Charles Place, 2 on Just Visiting.
SHADODogside
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 524
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 8+7+👏! unconsumed Bird! Owns Jail! Owns all light blue spaces! has Chainsaw Hewitt!
Discarded: none
Other: Dog. Board position: Many.
ORANTorix Worldweaver
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,500
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 14+🌞!
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: 7.
SirNatureWriter
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,100
MCards or other resources: rolled a 9+😹!
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: Boardwalk. Is the One Ring.
Moving forward and landing on the Chance space, I draw a chance card.
I then take my lollipop, and throw it in the engine of my boat-railroad. Now, we are candy powered.
I also then mark this chance space with a lollipop, which is now the logo of my corporation. The next person who lands on this space gets a chance card related to candy in some way.
Edit: I declare the flower from last round to be the One Flower to Rule them All. It makes States Avenue worth more money, and also cost more whenever someone lands on it.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
Obviously, I move forward 3 spaces and buy Ventnor Avenue for 260
M.Now, my emoji roll is a Gear. Obviously, that means when I use it, I get some pretty awesome gear. So I use my magical gear to get awesome gear that can help me later when I use that gear.
Then I roll the dice
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[A]
Another blessed set of dots come. It seems as though it were a pattern, coming and going with such regularity, and we banish the thought. Patterns are nothing but illusions. By refusing the image of reality, we unveil the truth. In this, another truth comes. Resilient life. 🌴. In it, we see willpower. The illusion of desire. Within, it sees our thoughts, our desires of the grand illusion, and it finds purpose. The park. It desires the 20th spot. We grant this wish, the Third and Fourth carrying 🌴 together. And so they go, six spaces to St. James Place. The third sets 🌴 down to eagerly deposit 180
Minto the bank for the deed.The two divide, and the fourth goes without the third. The fourth was going to go four spaces, but acts tired at New York Avenue and puts 🌴 down.
"Sorry, we know you wanted to grow in the park, but this is as far as we are willing to go. Do not despair. You are free now."
🌴 shakes indignantly, picks itself up and walks to Free Parking. As soon as 🌴 leaves, we pay the bank 200
Mfor the deed to New York Avenue. Once 🌴 sees that it is a lot for cars and not trees, it becomes enraged. Issuing a roar that nobody hears (because trees are really hard to hear), it turns into a treant to smash the cars and demolish the parking lot. Free Parking becomes Nature Reserve, where anyone passing can pause and benefit from 🌴's Bounty. Except for The Inevitable. 🌴 pretends they don't exist, because they lied to it.We think 🌴's Bounty is usually mushrooms and sometimes nuggets of gold, but we don't care for mushrooms or nuggets anyway so we're not too upset at being ignored.
"Dogsides. You're cool, we guess, but if you're going to freeload here, its only fair that you do some chores or ... i-if you don't mind ... can you ... call us your Master? N-no biting... Or just leave. Whatever you choose. We don't really care."
"Could we have been more uncool?" One comments. "When were we Tsundere?"
"He looks so- anime. It must have awakened within us."
"We are. Keep a leash on it."
"Just saying what we're not all thinking. Can we keep him?"
"Only if he calls us Master or does some chores to fix up the house on Tennessee. Then we'll have to feed him. Now, we must be."
Moving 9 spaces brings me over to Vermont Avenue. When the dog side comes for the rent though, all they see is a laughing cat. Naturally they chase the cat away, but this distraction moves them away from Vermont Avenue, and distracts them from the fact that my last square of movement had been transferred to the cat, leaving me safely and conveniently at the chance square just before it.
While there, I may as well draw a card from the Chance Deck.
Due to not having a hand anymore, Dogside drops his newfound card and accidentally summons the home wrecking zombie onto Waluigi's property! Great and WAAAANDERFUL he is, the Zombie doesn't get the memo and the Dogside has just discovered the joy of butt sniffing. To it's credit, what Hewitt was trying to do was add a second bathroom to up the property value. It's unfortunate that it was A) Using his favorite chainsaw and B) tearing out load bearing walls to do this. The house collapses, and this will force Waluigi to spend money if he wants to make a new house!
Meanwhile, in order to get some of the money back from accidentally landing on the space, one of the Dogsides offers to sell their unused bird to make Traincar mining safer, since unexpected smoke pockets are such a hazard of train mining. The miner, desperate for some peace of mind, takes the deal.
Due to being spread out and on money sapping spaces, Dogside orders the Dogs to use parts of the numbers to get off of the danger spaces. After all, if you add together two numbers to go to a further space, why not divide them into a bunch of smaller numbers?
One of them notices this message.
The Dogsides, being part Heartless, start panting at the thought of food. The idea of canned Hearts is enough to send the dog on this space into a tizzy, doing all the laundry, folding, and even the taxes! (After all, the dogs had to do them for the Income Tax Space.) It makes no move to indicate that it even CAN call you master, though you can probably bribe it into letting you claim it is so with treats. It does so after moving 6 spaces off of the Electric Company to get to Tennessee avenue.
The dogs on Miner's Railroad and Income Tax use 3 space moves to get off of the property and end up on Oriental which laments its property values going down from the street going to the dogs! If they're low enough from this turn of events, the dogs might even buy a (dog)house (of Darkness) if it doesn't interfere with the other purchase planned. The one on St. Charles goes all the way to Pennsylvania Avenue via four Movement Spaces. It's doggone tired, so it decides to nap in the train station. People are unnerved by the darkness it is made of, but no one dares move it. Eventually, just to get people to stop gawking, it buys the entire railroad.
Since there are 2 left, two of the dogs on oriental move to the chance spaces, drawing 2 chance cards.
2 + 4 + 6 + 3 = 8 + 7 = 15! There. The Handclap is saved for another time.
Meanwhile, the Sorcerer... hm. The Sorcerer appears to be doing what could vaguely be called losing.
Action 1 - First thing's first - still having the Cool Shades from last turn equipped and therefore being able to ignore the card's effects, he holds onto the card and stores it in his inventory to pass it on later. Perhaps strike a deal with the shadow dog thing to send someone to jail, forcing them to pay rent on their property? He shrugs, before stashing the card in one of his multiple Pockets of Holding.
Action 2 - "Sorry, buddy - but those spaces are mine! " Pointing at St. James Place's would-be buyer, a strange heat begins to burn down on him... because the Sorcerer has literally sent the sun after him to force him to evacuate the space and property or else take massive risk of loss of life, Paradox thing HP, or just... General unpleasentness. After he has safely evacuated the now slightly scorched premises and taken shelter in the owner property of Tenessee Avenue, it's revealed that the sun has made a rather large scorch across the entirety of the Orange property area, incinerating any would-be buyers of the properties!
Action 3 - The mage then uses the 14 he rolled last turn - and splits it into 3d10 using some form of strange dice mastery, giving him a 9, 3, and a 2. He takes the 9 and uses it to move to St. James Place, currently unowned. Casting Mirror Image, he creates two temporary clones of himself for the turn. The one using the three proceeds to New York Avenue, and combined with the original Sorcerer, buy the other two orange properties and prevent a monopoly there. However, the one with the two, realizing it's going to land on Tenessee, tries moving backwards instead to land on... Virginia, which is also owned by someone. Sighing, it designates itself to paying on Tenessee Avenue as a bit of an apology to the dots that were going to buy those other properties.
Finally, to finish off the turn, the Sorcerer again rolls a D20 for his movement.
You move forwards and draw a Red 6! you know, from Uno?... pun not intended.
You then empower your boat with candy! Your boat is now tasty. Honestly, I'm not sure what you're expecting there. Having used the lollipop, you have nothing to mark the space with! You do manage to declare the flower to be a very special sovereign flower. You then roll, of course, and get a 3+4+💷!
You buy Ventnor Avenue, and obtain marvellous gear! it shimmers with various enchantments and is remarkably well-forged and other vaguely positive qualities of magical gear! You then roll the dice! 6+5+9️⃣ comes up on the dice!
You purchase New York Avenue and - due to interruptions by way of violently fusing ball of hydrogen and helium- fail to purchase St.James' Place! The Palm Tree proceeds to take over Free Parking! Your roll for the next round is 2+5+💢! The Inevitables begin to sense a slight strain... being on all these different spaces was iffy enough without justification, but then applying part of a roll to two and another to only one is going further. If they can't find a solution, who knows what will happen? they might all snap into one place! or implode! or accidentally cause a buffer overflow attack! or turn into a pile of spring cheese!... is that a thing? anyway, point is anything could happen, but probably not something Good.
You successfully land on a Chance Square instead of Vermont! The Card you draw is Kinnianne, Ambassador to the mipedians! I haven't shifted chance card weights, by the way. It's just luck.
Your next draw is 2+3+🗡!
You summon Chainsaw Hewitt! NOW WALUIGI IS CURIOUS. WHY, DOGSIDE. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO A GOOD, EARNEST, HARD-WORKING, SKILLFUL, LOVELY, AESTHETICALLY PLEASING, VERY LOUD, MILDLY ELDRITCH, THYME-LOVING, TENNIS-PLAYING MONOPOLY MAESTRO EXTRAORDINAIR, TALL CLASS,INTELLIGENT, RIGHTEOUS, FUNNY, CHARMING, WITTY, ENTERTAINING, EXTRAORDINARILY LARGE, PANT-WEARING MAN SUCH AS MYSELF? WHAT HAS WALUIGI DONE TO MAKE YOU DO THIS?
THIS BEING ORDER CHAINSAW HEWWIT, WHO PROBABLY DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAVE ANY OF THOSE QUALITIES, BUT WE MAY NEVER KNOW FOR SURE, BECAUSE YOU JUST TOLD THEM TO ELECTROCUTE THEMSELF? YOU SUMMONED THEM ON AN ELECTRIC COMPANY, YOU KNOW. PLUS, YOU CAN'T JUST CUT THROUGH WALLS OF A HOUSE. THERE'S ELECTRIC WIRE IN THERE. DRILLING THROUGH IN SAFE BECAUSE OF THESE METAL PLATE THINGS, BUT A CHAINSAW WILL SAW RIGHT THROUGH THE PARTS THAT AREN'T PLATED INSTEAD OF PUSHING THEM A BIT. SO EITHER WAY HEWWIT GETS ZAP'D, LOSING ONE STRENGTH! AND ALSO STOPPING HIS ATTACK.
You then sell your bird to Railway Miners inc, reaping a profit of 150
M- and increasing the Mining Railways roundlyMproduction by 10! The Dogside then protects the Inevitables from another inevitable thing: taxes.You do a lot of movement! Unlike the innevitables, since your being seven... ish... dogs is justified (by way of rolling seven-dogemoji earlier), you are able to do this without tempting fate. You also buy the Railroad for 250
M! You only get 1 chance card, which seems to be some kind of limit on benefits from landing multiple pieces on the same space. The Chance Card Reads:"Pay a tax. this tax, unlike many taxes, is directed at the poor. It is undoubtable applicable to you, as you are very poor. While you may believe your quantity of Monopollars is significant, what is it, a few thousand? consider the size of the town you tromp within. it has, at maximum, 88 houses. this is a very small town, even a village. if the bank of such a small town has so much money, in the hundred-thousands, then clearly the amount of money you posses, likely in the low thousands, is insignificant on a larger scale. due to your poorness, and this tax, you will be required to pay 15
M. If you are not only poor, but exceptionally poor, pay an additional 15M. If you are, if one is being honest, really very darn poor, pay an additional 15M. and finally, if you are, in actual fact, the poorest person known to exist, pay an additional 45M."Since you are, in actual fact, the poorest person known to exist, having less the 600
M, you pay the full tax of 90M.Your roll for the next round is 3+5+❗️!
You decide to store the Jail Card! You then chase the inevitables... well, just one of them, actually... off St.James' Place! However, you fail to prevent them from buying New York Avenue, because the geography there doesn't really make sense. if you enveloped all the orange properties in fire, then sheltering in a worn house on one of them wouldn't really Work, and if you envelope only some, the sun needs to either be hollow or some kind of horseshoe shape. which it... isn't. You then end up paying 14+16$, and of course the price for St.James' Place.
Your roll for the next round is 12+🌵!
WALUIGIS TURN! WALUIGI ROLLS 1+4+❔! FIRST, WALUIGI MOVES ONE SPACE, LEAVING GO(AND PURCHASING MEDITERANEAN AVENUE!)! LEAVING GO MEANS HE HAS NOW PASSED GO, AND COLLECTS 200
W! YES, AGAIN. THE RULES OVERLAP. WALUIGI IS VERY SURE OF THIS. THEN, WALUIGI USES HIS QUESTION MARK, DRAWING A CHANCE CARD! HIS CHANCE CARD READS 'READ THIS CHANCE CARD, DEMONSTRATING YOUR READING CAPABILITIES, OH READER, THEN READ ON, FOR AT THE CONCLUSION OF THIS READING YOU WILL READ THE FATEFUL WORDS WHICH WILL ALLOW YOU TO READ FURTHER, ON A RAILROAD OF READING. GO TO THE READING RAILROAD. IF YOU PASS GO, COLLECT 200W!' UNFORTUNATELY, THE READING RAILROAD DOES NOT EXIST. BUT WALUIGI IS AT THE READING RAILROAD NOW. AN ENIGMA INDEED! THIS IS A SECOND EFFECT OF WALUIGI'S WANDERFUL QUESTION MARK: WALUIGI IS NOW LOCATED AT ❔. THROUGH WALUIGIS INCREDIBLE PLANNING, HE MADE A USE OF ❔ CHAIN INTO SOMETHING THAT COULD ITSELF BE A USE OF ❔! BY BEING IN NO SPECIFIED LOCATION, WALUIGI CAN ALSO BE IN ANY LOCATION HE CHOOSES FROM NOW ON. WALUIGI THEN USES WALUIGIS FOUR MOVEMENTS TO STOP BY THE CHANCE SQUARES, AND USES HIS AMAZING AFFINITY FOR ❔ TO TAKE CONTROL OF ALL THREE FOR ONLY ???W! THE FOURTH MOVEMENT IS USED TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE PILE OF CHANCE CARDS ITSELF. WAAAAAT WILL WALUIGIS FOES DO WITHOUT CHANCE ON THEIR SIDE? WAAA-HA-HA-HA!...WELL, CHANCE SQUARES. THE DICE STILL EXIST. YOU KNOW WHAT WALUIGI MEANT.
Current Subgame: Monopoly.
Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Monopoly Board.
Player-unaligned note: Nature Reserve on Free Parking.
WALUIGI, THE GREAT AND PURPLE.
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAA AA A
Points: 0. Money: 1370 - ???
WCards or other Resources: Electric Company, Waterworks. Indiana Avenue (1 house). Magical Ogre Idle in a tractor. Mediterranean Avenue. All 3 chance squares.
Discarded: none.
Other: Perpetually Screaming Head Figure. Board Position: ???.
SLATE LUILeviRocks
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,145
MCards or other resources: Miners Railroad (+60
M/R!). on a Chance Square. Rolled a 3+4+💷! Uno 6!Discarded: none
Other: Crushed Boat. Board Position: States Avenue. planted The One Flower on it.
ASSOQwerty_
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,500
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 9+tape recorder
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: 0
RED LMemer Asriel
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,320
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 6+5+9️⃣! owns Illinois ave, Ventnor Ave!
Discarded: none
Other: Keyboard in a sailboat! Board position: Ventnor ave!
Balisticgamer
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,500
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 11+Couch
Discarded: none
Other: is a monopoly piece. Board position: presumably 11.
NightskyPirate
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,060
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 2+5+💢. Owns Virginia Ave (1 House), St.Charles Place, New York Ave, and Tennessee Ave! Tax-proof!
Discarded: none
Other: Face-Down get-out-of-jail-free card. Board position: 2 on Tennessee, 1 on St.Charles Place, 1 on New York Ave.
SHADODogside
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 334
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 8+❗️, has👏! Owns Jail! Owns all light blue spaces! Owns Pennsylvanian Railroad! has Chainsaw Hewitt (-1 Str)!
Discarded: none
Other: Dog. Board position: Many.
ORANTorix Worldweaver
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,320
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 12+🌵! has St.James Place! Has Go To Jail Right Now No Seriously Now Card (shades nullifying!)
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: St.James Place.
SirNatureWriter
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,300
MCards or other resources: rolled a 2+3+🗡!
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: Chance Square. Is the One Ring. Has Kinnianne.
We see red. Does the world wish us to retaliate? We ponder this. The world has given us anger. We feel the rush, the exhilaration to act, and we breath in the excitement. Yet it is not fitting for the banker to act out of anger. So we put it to use. In the hands of the four Inevitable, red becomes real. A shining red energy grows from their right palms, and form into the four sections of 💢. We allow the anger of the Board to channel through them, to guide them, and we release the anger. Emotion, to us, is only passing.
Like four boomerangs, they fly above the board, spinning and twirling around it. For a few cycles, they coalesce in different places and separate again and again, until they finally, rigidly, stop in the apparent form of 💢 from every direction. It moves, oddly, in between ? space and Monopoly space, but remains clearly visible to all. It twists and bends reality around it, but remains solidly in the shape of 💢.
"It appears it has locked onto Walugi. All shall be able to target him through 💢, no matter where, how, or why he is, so long as 💢 exists. Or until there is another more angry than he. Then it will lock onto them instead."
We shrug. To us, this seems irrelevant to the game. Why would anyone target Waluigi? Now that we all have joined the game, again we are. We do not wish to leave the game, but we must manifest if we are to play. We look to the other Child of One. Without warning, we channel ourselves into him, and he becomes The Inevitable, his former personality absorbed into our being. Awakening into this fleshy body, we discover that he was a middle aged policeman, directing people who came to his corner of the world to GO TO JAIL. We no longer will fulfill the role. Picking up the words, we put the GO TO JAIL card face down next to GET OUT OF JAIL FREE card. We hand that card over to Godmodder for no reason, it is removed from play. A silver Policeman piece appears on the now-blank corner square, and we move seven spaces.
We look at Park Place where our silver Policeman stops, and a twinge of guilt takes us. Memories of betrayal and lies flood us, and in resigned torture, we pass up buying PARK PLACE.
PARK PLACE IS UP FOR AUCTION! Out of a sense of obligation, we start the bidding at 300
M.For the clarity's sake, The Inevitable is now just the policeman (the first and only other Child of One kiiiinda being a summon...?) and is on no other spaces.
Well, I have no idea who this is, but from what I can get from the ability description she seems to be a competent leader and fighter. May be useful if strife were to break out
(which likely will happen at some point!)Good to have you along for the
world dominationgame, Kinnianne!I take the dagger and equip it, giving myself +2 to Dangerous and all related stats. I then move to Electric Works and cough up the 50
MI owe.Hey, sometimes you have to be honorable. I've already cheated one person out of money.
I then naturally roll. Because otherwise I couldn't really do much, could I?
Oh, and I bid
M550 for Park Place.Companion Orders: Kinnianne begins gathering some Mipedians to join the [REDACTED]
(By the way, I think I forgot to collect
M200 from passing GO last round)Because my roll consists of 3 numbers, I am now allowed to move 3 times, stopping and doing stuff with the spaces I land on.
I first use the 6 and land on the community chest between the green spaces and draw a card. Then I use the 9️⃣ to get to another community chest space after Mediterranean Ave after passing Go (and collecting 200
M). After drawing that card, I move 5 to get to a Chance Space between light blue properties and draw that card.Because of the fact that I drew 3 cards on one turn, I get a special Victory Point. I can use this point whenever I want to, to do whatever I want. However, I am not allowed to use this Victory Point on the turn I get it. So, I decide to keep it until I find it useful.
Having exhausted my moves, I roll the dice.
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[A]
Due to being too poor, the Dogside does not participate in the Auction. It has bigger fish to fry.
On the Chance card, it spots a foot. The Red Exclamation Point is used to reveal Waluigi's position on the board! The three Dogsides on the CHance Square Dogpile the foot and begin dragging it back further and further. Excited and angry at Waluigi's underhanded though not cheating tactics, The three Dogsides nearby use 4 movement to go to the chance card to assist! Yes, 2 of them move backwards - what rule is there that keeps people from moving backwards? IRRELEVANT, DOGSIDE IS DOGSIDE MOTHERF*CKER, NOT A PERSON.
Since the number of Dogsides pulling on THE GREAT AND WAANDERFUL WALUIGI'S leg now exceeds 5, Waluigi's Nintendo origins betray him, and game mechanics kick in! The leg slips from the Dogsides' mouths, causing them all to bark angrily, but they pant in satisfaction when the leg smacks Waluigi in the face, sending its
grotesqueHandsome body from his hiding spot and flying across the board to where the B. & O. Railroad is. Waluigi, stunned by the attack and the sheer stench of the railroad company, is unable to recollect his wits and buy it. Instead, since Waluigi landed on one of the Train tracks, a train hits him, sending him flying like a pinball until he slams into his own waterworks, breaking the pipe and flooding the board, which is all sorts of illegal. The flooding, not the breaking of the waterworks, unless Waluigi wants to charge himself for the damages.Thankfully, Torix will issue the arrest warrant shortly.
in the meantime, the Dogside on the railroad will move 2 spaces to the Community Chest and poke its nose inside. The Dogside on Tennessee will use the last two movement to help its owners pay the rent.
The Dogside on Tennessee then rolls its 2d10s for its next move.
Chainsaw Hewitt, outta luck, decides to use its 4 Speed to head towards the Community chest. Since its speed refreshes each turn, it doesn't have to worry about being stuck, but it can't quite reach its goal this turn.