I move forward, praying to the Godmodder to not land on the Electric Company (which Waluigi should really rename to "Electric Avenue"), and use my newfound rabbit to perform a magic trick, making it disappear, impressing the others with my "skills in magic" to become more suitable for mayor.
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A Ship magically appears in the middle of the board, having no idea how he got here before seeing some M money is his pocket, it then senses a brilliant money making scheme and casts wish to gain *drumroll* 10 000 000 M dollars. he then understands the rules of this universe and rolls 2d6, 7, laughing all the way.
And yes I'm saying that ships have pockets and can walk, but does that really surprise anyone at this stage
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Head Sorcerer and creator of the worshippers of Levi Rocks
The Pinned dogside is in trouble! If they don't do something, they'll be tapped out-
What's this? He's phoning in an ally? Who could it be? Well it's simple-
HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! The Dogside escapes from the pin by tagging out with John Cena! Not only that, but the Man - the Legend! - and his endorsement and stage presence shoot the Hype meter up!
The Dogsides on the Elephant, meanwhile are torn. And by torn I mean one leaps in the hole without a second thought while the other rides the elephant to see what's on the other side of the dingy hole, and whether or not there's an invisible barrier. They make sure to light up every square on the screen, though. That they can, and a few that they shouldn't be able to, but can because Dogside's shadowform can still touch blocks while sliding in between the cracks.
Back on the map, the dogside feels the warmth and is worried. It doesn't feel comfortable at all! But the people are more easily swayed, so it decides to begin using its moves to head towards the Electric company! Its spell resistance means the electricity should help it be unharmed, but the voters would be grateful and give it the mayorship if it is able to stop the electric company from electrifying the water. Radiation is less certain, but Dogside is Dogside and Dogside plays to win!
The one on Tenesse is getting Ice themed heartless to ice up the space, keeping it from being further flooded. And also to make people without ice skates trip.
I first pull out my pointy triangle and use it as I move to poke holes in the ground and drain the board faster With that said, I move 3 to chance, then move 5 to Mediterranean. When asked for rent, I explain that, with the board being flooded, I simply cannot take my money out as it will be ruined by the water. So I pay no rent
You do so! the spaces you travelled are now clear of water (and full of holes)! You draw this card on the chance square: And land on Mediterranean Ave. The property manager replies that in that case, you surely agree that you now owe them money. Your roll is 6+1+🌳!
Godzilla rises from the wreckage of the electric company, obliterating the remains. He heads towards water works, ready to destroy them.
Unfortunately, this does not occur, as you only obtained a plushie of Godzilla, and not the genuine article. you simply couldn't afford Godzilla on such a small budget of 5M, you see. Also, there's nobody selling Godzillas. They're not really a common product.
I move forward, praying to the Godmodder to not land on the Electric Company (which Waluigi should really rename to "Electric Avenue"), and use my newfound rabbit to perform a magic trick, making it disappear, impressing the others with my "skills in magic" to become more suitable for mayor.
You pray to the Godmodder! ... you still land on the electric company. technically your prayer is fulfilled because you're swimming so it's not Land. You pay Waluigi 80M as rent! You get electrified, damaging your ships systems or your flesh, whichever! You get irradiated, modifying your action results in the future! You preform a magic trick, giving people another reason to vote for you! your next roll is 5+3+🃏! that emoji is a joker card, but at this size it looks like a dot in a square.
A Ship magically appears in the middle of the board, having no idea how he got here before seeing some M money is his pocket, it then senses a brilliant money making scheme and casts wish to gain *drumroll* 10 000 000 M dollars. he then understands the rules of this universe and rolls 2d6, 10, laughing all the way.
And yes I'm saying that ships have pockets and can walk, but does that really surprise anyone at this stage
You attempt toHEY, NO! THAT'S NOT ALLOWED! THE ROLL IS FINE, WALUIGI SUPPOSES, BUT YOU CAN'T GET 10,000,000M WITH ONE WISH SPELL! CHEATER! CHEATER! WALUIGI CONFISCATES ALL YOUR ILLEGITIMATE M, THEN SPENDS IT TO TURN YOUR HEAD INTO A PUMPKIN AND EAT IT! THIS DOESN'T HURT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A SHIP, BUT YOU DON'T GET 10,000,000M. YOU JUST GET 1500 M, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. AND THEN WALUIGI TAKES 100 OF THAT BECAUSE YOU TRIED CHEATING, YOU PUMPKINEATER. You successfully move 10, landing on Just Visiting! This space is electrified, which is fine because you're not alive. Your next roll is 3+3+🕘 - Doubles! followed by 3+6+🍑! Rolling Doubles raises your Luck Meter significantly!
The Pinned dogside is in trouble! If they don't do something, they'll be tapped out-
What's this? He's phoning in an ally? Who could it be? Well it's simple-
HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! The Dogside escapes from the pin by tagging out with John Cena! Not only that, but the Man - the Legend! - and his endorsement and stage presence shoot the Hype meter up!
The Dogsides on the Elephant, meanwhile are torn. And by torn I mean one leaps in the hole without a second thought while the other rides the elephant to see what's on the other side of the dingy hole, and whether or not there's an invisible barrier. They make sure to light up every square on the screen, though. That they can, and a few that they shouldn't be able to, but can because Dogside's shadowform can still touch blocks while sliding in between the cracks.
Back on the map, the dogside feels the warmth and is worried. It doesn't feel comfortable at all! But the people are more easily swayed, so it decides to begin using its moves to head towards the Electric company! Its spell resistance means the electricity should help it be unharmed, but the voters would be grateful and give it the mayorship if it is able to stop the electric company from electrifying the water. Radiation is less certain, but Dogside is Dogside and Dogside plays to win!
The one on Tenesse is getting Ice themed heartless to ice up the space, keeping it from being further flooded. And also to make people without ice skates trip.
The Dogside phones in John Cena and sends them off to fix the Waterworks instead! The Hype Meter grudgingly increases by one rectangle. yes, grudgingly. some grudge, presumably to do with John Cena. The Elephant Dogsides part ways! The Elephant Dogside finds there Is an invisible barrier, but they can walk around it if they want to. After a few minutes, a dark blue popup appears saying ">Move Along - 1x Touch a tile", and another equivalent one saying 10x and 50x. On the right, they see some 400 blue rectangles have appeared, but three of them have turned gold.
The Dogside that jumps into the hole sees This. The hamster goes on to say there might be free candy later, declare themselves the Dogsides supreme overlord and extremely attractive leader, hire the dogside to bring them food pellets (without giving the dogside an option to refuse), and flip a blue switch behind them.
The Dogside heads towards the Electric Company! Auto-pathing says the fastest rout is across Japan, so they go that way, landing on Kyushi, the Rent for which is 24M. The Dogsides Dogged persistence in trying to fix things raises its desirability as a mayoral candidate! despite continued prosocial behavior, it senses the warmth inside it- and that certainty it was being a hero- has vanished ... Your next roll is 10+3+👎! enough to reach the company, but what to do once you get there?
IS IT WALUIGI TIME? I THINK IT'S WALUIGI TIME. WALUIGI ROLLS 1+1+🔓 - DOUBLES! FOLLOWED BY 2+5+🎳! WALUIGIS LUCK METER RISES FROM THE GOOD LUCK! WALUIGI MOVES FIRST TO WALUIGIS ELECTRIC COMPANY, WHERE WALUIGI USES THE 🔓 UNLOCK WALUIGI'S ELECTRICITY AND RADIATION METER! THEY QUICKLY FILL UP TO THE MAXIMUM VALUE OF "WAAA"! WALUIGI THEN MOVES ON TO NEW YORK AVE, PAYING THE FEE LIKE A REASONABLE PERSON AS HE IS, AND HANDS THE BOWLING BALL OFF TO THE COOLFACE, ALLOWING IT TO DEMONSTRATE ITS COOLNESS VIA IMPECCABLE MASTERY OF BOWLING! THE AMAZING SKILL OF THE COOLFACE FILLS UP THE SWEET MOVES METER SOME MORE!
Current Subgames: Monopoly & Blue Elephant Game. Subsubgame: Elections. Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/partially Waterlogged Monopoly Board. Player-unaligned note: Nature Reserve on Free Parking.
Candidates: Coolface > + Excellent question answers. > + Cooooool > ++ voted for by 2 players > +Good at bowling > +Sweet Moves! LeviRocks > + has a shirt with a tie. > + intellectual. > +... is a magician! Dogside > + Very Anime. > ++ Has a cult. > + visibly prosocial and radiated goodness in their efforts to unwaterlog. > ++ Doggedly prosocial to stop radiation, and willing to sacrifice its own wealth to do so! > - Is a dog. also is an evil monster.
WALUIGI, THE GREAT AND PURPLE. PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAA AA Points: 0. Money: 843 W Cards or other Resources: Electric Company (Radioactive), Waterworks. Indiana Avenue (1 house). Magical Ogre Idle in a tractor. Mediterranean&Baltic Avenue. All 3 chance squares. Kyushi, Shikoku, Honshi, Luxury Tax Space. Sweet Moves & Luck Meters: . electric & Radiation meters: WAAA, WAAA. Discarded: none. Other: Perpetually Screaming-er until victory Head Figure. Board Position: NY Ave.
SLATE LUILeviRocks PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1243M Cards or other resources: Miners Railroad (+60M/R!). Rolled a 5+3+🃏! Marvins Gardens (Marvin! 💷! Red Space! +6*(houses+1) Rent!) Discarded: none Other: Crushed Boat. Board Position: Miners Railroad. planted The One Flower on States Ave. Wearing a wet shirt to run for mayor. Irradiated. Zapped.
RED LMemer Asriel PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,685M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 6+1+🏙! 10 Mana Crystals (+125M/R!)! 1 Penguin (+9000 Cuteness/R!). 18000 Cuteness. Discarded: Illinois ave, Ventnor Ave, ownership of Muffet, Astral Communion Other: Keyboard in a sailboat! Board position: Com.Chest Left.
NightskyPirate PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,288M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 3+5+🛏, +20M/R (Whales!). Owns Virginia Ave (1 House), St.Charles Place, New York Ave, and Tennessee Ave! Tax-proof! Discarded: none Other: Face-Down get-out-of-jail-free card? Or maybe discarded that? Board position: Elec. Comp.
SHADODogside PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Pellets: 3. Money: 595M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 10+3+👎! Owns Jail(rent=45/t. +100 per item.)! Owns all light blue spaces! Owns Pennsylvanian Railroad! +40M/R (Whales!)! Hype Meter +1. Discarded: none Other: Dog. Board position: Jail, Tenesee, and Pennsylvania ave. 2 Dogs in the distance on a blue elephant.
ORANTorix Worldweaver PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth:P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 672M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 9+🍠! has St.James Place, Kentucky Ave, Atlantic Ave, Pacific Ave, N.Carolina Ave! The Power of JUSTICE!!!1!!!one! Discarded: none Other: Board position: Community Chest.
SirNatureWriter PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth:P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 982M Cards or other resources: rolled a 4+6+👤! Dagger Equipped! Boardwalk and Park Place! Luck Meter Discarded: none Other: Board position: Virginia Ave. Is the One Ring. unwaterlogging the board via kinnian!
Squeegeelord PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth:P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1200M Cards or other resources: rolled a 6+1+🌳! Lipstick Immunity To Water! Illinois + Ventnor ave! Game Glitch card! Discarded: none Other: Board position: Com.Chest (Right)
TheLightlessOne PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: ⚰️------ Power Move meter maxed! Dead!
Darkling07 PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth:P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1400M Cards or other resources: 3+3+🕘 & 3+6+🍑. Luck Meter Discarded: none Other: Board position: J.Visiting.
I play my game glitch card. This is very unlucky, causing all luck meters to drop to red. This is lucky for me, seeing as the card doesn’t affect me. My luck meter raises to green. I then place my tree under WAAAAAAAAAALUIGI! This causes the screaming head to be lifted up of the board. Being a head with no body means he can’t climb and can’t move until I cut it down and free him. And I won’t do that until all his properties have been given to me along with all his money. Now, I move all 6+1 to get to go, collecting
I move forward as far as possible, daring the Godmodder to cause me to land on Free Parking. I then take the Joker Card, and transform myself into a comedian to gain more renown among the others, helping in my mayoral campaign.
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I also say to LeviRocks that if he will give me Marvin gardens that I will vote for him but if he doesn’t I will give my vote to waaaaluigi
Okay, time to make some campaign promises:
When I win the Mayoral Race, I will make stealing from the bank legal, but only from me. I will give 1,000 M to anyone who votes for me, and not anyone else.
I will give SqueegeeLord Marvin Gardens if I win!
Everyone will get a pet chinchilla!
Nuclear power will be banned!
Waluigi will be vanquished!
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John Cena may just be a great pro wrestler, but Pro Wrestlers, as everyone knows, are practically made of money! As a result... They sacrifice themselves to hire a plumber to fix the flooding situation!
The fact that it's Mario is a little disconcerting since this will likely prompt a brand new, Mario themed game in the process. And make Waluigi lose his cool a little since now the 'Luigi Watch 2020' Meter comes into existence! Oh well, he's a video Game Protagonist, which means it's only a matter of how long and how many lives/continues he needs to go through to get the job done.
Which leads to the current situation. The Thumbs down is suspiciously absent and has somehow manifested as a Dislike against Coolface. As it turns out, their brand of Coolness is *so* 90s and thus there's some degree of dislike due to being a dated concept!
So. There's just the movement. How can one hope to stop the Electicity now? Especially now that it's Nuclear setting has been beefed up so?
Money is spent. The Dogside able to get to the Electric company quickest is now taking a crash course in electricity and nuclear reactor shutdown methods! With this, Dogside now knows just enough to shut down the Electric grid to stop its damage...
But not enough to do it safely.
...there were always multiple dogsides. In a way, who is to say which was the original? Or maybe they are all fragments of the original.
The Dogside balks at what it needs to do for the Greater Dogside Collective to win. However... the warmth returns to this Dosgside alone.
The warmth of a hero. It's uncomfortable, and it burns... but a link in a chain of memories is forged. The Dogside now looks a bit less unnatural and more... lifelike.
And then it runs. It runs into the Electric Company Square, and it proceeds to begin repairs. Lightning and electricity arc everywhere, testing the Dogside's spell resistance,but the lifelikeness and the omni-resistance piercing Nuclear power is taking its toll. The Dogside finishes the first phase of the repairs, but now it's clear - it either takes Paradox Monopoly damage... or it finishes the job, and sacrifices itself as a game piece that Dogside can use.
Dogside plays to win, no matter what it's going for. For mayorship. For Paradox Monopoly. And for this one Dogside in particular?
Why not win at playing hero?
The Facilities Nuclear radiation sirens are blaring at full strength. the place rumbles and shakes, pieces falling around it. But finally, at its heart, there it is -
The Nuclear shutoff valve. Dogside grabs the valve and begins to try and shut it. But being so close is literally burnign the Dogside up! It uses all of its might, but the longer it stays, the more the Light and Nuclear power burns.
But you know what they say. The Candle that burns from both ends burns brightest.
Dogside proves his anime-ness and shuts the Nuclear power valve, halting the out of control reaction. But the literally tattered body Dogside is leaking Light.
It sends of one, triumphent howl... and is burned alive by its heroism.
The other Dogsides sense this, and howl mournfully.
A new link in the chain has been made. Sadness mixed with heroism.
Meanwhile, the Elephant and dogside... have gone made with square touching. It really cannot be long before they turn all the squares gold. The other Dogside, respecting the sheer greed of its supposed master and heeding its own greed for candy, decides to play along and grabst he pellets in the room with its abnromal jumping and anime prowess. Every possible square is lit up in this mess and the giant fat rodent forces him to leave for the next room out of fear of getting jumped off of. Again.
We’re playing monopoly
Godzilla rises from the wreckage of the electric company, obliterating the remains. He heads towards water works, ready to destroy them.
I'm just... you know... friendly... possibly evil necromancer...
I move forward, praying to the Godmodder to not land on the Electric Company (which Waluigi should really rename to "Electric Avenue"), and use my newfound rabbit to perform a magic trick, making it disappear, impressing the others with my "skills in magic" to become more suitable for mayor.
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I also say to LeviRocks that if he will give me Marvin gardens that I will vote for him but if he doesn’t I will give my vote to waaaaluigi
A Ship magically appears in the middle of the board, having no idea how he got here before seeing some
Mmoney is his pocket, it then senses a brilliant money making scheme and casts wish to gain *drumroll* 10 000 000Mdollars. he then understands the rules of this universe and rolls 2d6, 7, laughing all the way.And yes I'm saying that ships have pockets and can walk, but does that really surprise anyone at this stage
Head Sorcerer and creator of the worshippers of Levi Rocks
The Pinned dogside is in trouble! If they don't do something, they'll be tapped out-
What's this? He's phoning in an ally? Who could it be? Well it's simple-
HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! The Dogside escapes from the pin by tagging out with John Cena! Not only that, but the Man - the Legend! - and his endorsement and stage presence shoot the Hype meter up!
The Dogsides on the Elephant, meanwhile are torn. And by torn I mean one leaps in the hole without a second thought while the other rides the elephant to see what's on the other side of the dingy hole, and whether or not there's an invisible barrier. They make sure to light up every square on the screen, though. That they can, and a few that they shouldn't be able to, but can because Dogside's shadowform can still touch blocks while sliding in between the cracks.
Back on the map, the dogside feels the warmth and is worried. It doesn't feel comfortable at all! But the people are more easily swayed, so it decides to begin using its moves to head towards the Electric company! Its spell resistance means the electricity should help it be unharmed, but the voters would be grateful and give it the mayorship if it is able to stop the electric company from electrifying the water. Radiation is less certain, but Dogside is Dogside and Dogside plays to win!
The one on Tenesse is getting Ice themed heartless to ice up the space, keeping it from being further flooded. And also to make people without ice skates trip.
You do so! the spaces you travelled are now clear of water (and full of holes)! You draw this card on the chance square:
And land on Mediterranean Ave. The property manager replies that in that case, you surely agree that you now owe them money.
Your roll is 6+1+🌳!
you cast firebolt! at... what?
ah, the duality of man.
Unfortunately, this does not occur, as you only obtained a plushie of Godzilla, and not the genuine article. you simply couldn't afford Godzilla on such a small budget of 5
M, you see. Also, there's nobody selling Godzillas. They're not really a common product.You pray to the Godmodder! ... you still land on the electric company. technically your prayer is fulfilled because you're swimming so it's not Land. You pay Waluigi 80
Mas rent! You get electrified, damaging your ships systems or your flesh, whichever! You get irradiated, modifying your action results in the future!You preform a magic trick, giving people another reason to vote for you!
your next roll is 5+3+🃏! that emoji is a joker card, but at this size it looks like a dot in a square.
You say this.
You attempt toHEY, NO! THAT'S NOT ALLOWED! THE ROLL IS FINE, WALUIGI SUPPOSES, BUT YOU CAN'T GET 10,000,000
MWITH ONE WISH SPELL! CHEATER! CHEATER! WALUIGI CONFISCATES ALL YOUR ILLEGITIMATEM, THEN SPENDS IT TO TURN YOUR HEAD INTO A PUMPKIN AND EAT IT! THIS DOESN'T HURT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A SHIP, BUT YOU DON'T GET 10,000,000M. YOU JUST GET 1500M, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. AND THEN WALUIGI TAKES 100 OF THAT BECAUSE YOU TRIED CHEATING, YOU PUMPKINEATER.You successfully move 10, landing on Just Visiting! This space is electrified, which is fine because you're not alive. Your next roll is 3+3+🕘 - Doubles! followed by 3+6+🍑! Rolling Doubles raises your Luck Meter significantly!
The Dogside phones in John Cena and sends them off to fix the Waterworks instead! The Hype Meter grudgingly increases by one rectangle. yes, grudgingly. some grudge, presumably to do with John Cena.
. electric & Radiation meters: WAAA, WAAA.
+1.
The Elephant Dogsides part ways! The Elephant Dogside finds there Is an invisible barrier, but they can walk around it if they want to. After a few minutes, a dark blue popup appears saying ">Move Along - 1x Touch a tile", and another equivalent one saying 10x and 50x. On the right, they see some 400 blue rectangles have appeared, but three of them have turned gold.
The Dogside that jumps into the hole sees This. The hamster goes on to say there might be free candy later, declare themselves the Dogsides supreme overlord and extremely attractive leader, hire the dogside to bring them food pellets (without giving the dogside an option to refuse), and flip a blue switch behind them.
The Dogside heads towards the Electric Company! Auto-pathing says the fastest rout is across Japan, so they go that way, landing on Kyushi, the Rent for which is 24
M. The Dogsides Dogged persistence in trying to fix things raises its desirability as a mayoral candidate! despite continued prosocial behavior, it senses the warmth inside it- and that certainty it was being a hero- has vanished ... Your next roll is 10+3+👎! enough to reach the company, but what to do once you get there?IS IT WALUIGI TIME? I THINK IT'S WALUIGI TIME. WALUIGI ROLLS 1+1+🔓 - DOUBLES! FOLLOWED BY 2+5+🎳! WALUIGIS LUCK METER RISES FROM THE GOOD LUCK! WALUIGI MOVES FIRST TO WALUIGIS ELECTRIC COMPANY, WHERE WALUIGI USES THE 🔓 UNLOCK WALUIGI'S ELECTRICITY AND RADIATION METER! THEY QUICKLY FILL UP TO THE MAXIMUM VALUE OF "WAAA"! WALUIGI THEN MOVES ON TO NEW YORK AVE, PAYING THE FEE LIKE A REASONABLE PERSON AS HE IS, AND HANDS THE BOWLING BALL OFF TO THE COOLFACE, ALLOWING IT TO DEMONSTRATE ITS COOLNESS VIA IMPECCABLE MASTERY OF BOWLING! THE AMAZING SKILL OF THE COOLFACE FILLS UP THE SWEET MOVES METER SOME MORE!
Current Subgames: Monopoly & Blue Elephant Game.
Subsubgame: Elections.
Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/partially Waterlogged Monopoly Board.
Player-unaligned note: Nature Reserve on Free Parking.
Candidates: Coolface
> + Excellent question answers.
> + Cooooool
> ++ voted for by 2 players
> +Good at bowling
> +Sweet Moves!
LeviRocks
> + has a shirt with a tie.
> + intellectual.
> +... is a magician!
Dogside
> + Very Anime.
> ++ Has a cult.
> + visibly prosocial and radiated goodness in their efforts to unwaterlog.
> ++ Doggedly prosocial to stop radiation, and willing to sacrifice its own wealth to do so!
> - Is a dog. also is an evil monster.
WALUIGI, THE GREAT AND PURPLE.
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAA AA
Points: 0. Money: 843
WCards or other Resources: Electric Company (Radioactive), Waterworks. Indiana Avenue (1 house). Magical Ogre Idle in a tractor. Mediterranean&Baltic Avenue. All 3 chance squares. Kyushi, Shikoku, Honshi, Luxury Tax Space. Sweet Moves & Luck Meters:
Discarded: none.
Other: Perpetually Screaming-er until victory Head Figure. Board Position: NY Ave.
SLATE LUILeviRocks
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1243
MCards or other resources: Miners Railroad (+60
M/R!). Rolled a 5+3+🃏! Marvins Gardens (Marvin! 💷! Red Space! +6*(houses+1) Rent!)Discarded: none
Other: Crushed Boat. Board Position: Miners Railroad. planted The One Flower on States Ave. Wearing a wet shirt to run for mayor. Irradiated. Zapped.
RED LMemer Asriel
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,685
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 6+1+🏙! 10 Mana Crystals (+125
M/R!)! 1 Penguin (+9000 Cuteness/R!). 18000 Cuteness.Discarded: Illinois ave, Ventnor Ave, ownership of Muffet, Astral Communion
Other: Keyboard in a sailboat! Board position: Com.Chest Left.
NightskyPirate
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,288
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 3+5+🛏, +20
M/R (Whales!). Owns Virginia Ave (1 House), St.Charles Place, New York Ave, and Tennessee Ave! Tax-proof!Discarded: none
Other: Face-Down get-out-of-jail-free card? Or maybe discarded that? Board position: Elec. Comp.
SHADODogside
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Pellets: 3. Money: 595
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 10+3+👎! Owns Jail(rent=45/t. +100 per item.)! Owns all light blue spaces! Owns Pennsylvanian Railroad! +40
M/R (Whales!)! Hype MeterDiscarded: none
Other: Dog. Board position: Jail, Tenesee, and Pennsylvania ave. 2 Dogs in the distance on a blue elephant.
ORANTorix Worldweaver
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 672
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 9+🍠! has St.James Place, Kentucky Ave, Atlantic Ave, Pacific Ave, N.Carolina Ave! The Power of JUSTICE!!!1!!!one!
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: Community Chest.
SirNatureWriter
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 982
MCards or other resources: rolled a 4+6+👤! Dagger Equipped! Boardwalk and Park Place! Luck Meter
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: Virginia Ave. Is the One Ring. unwaterlogging the board via kinnian!
Squeegeelord
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1200
MCards or other resources: rolled a 6+1+🌳! Lipstick Immunity To Water! Illinois + Ventnor ave! Game Glitch card!
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: Com.Chest (Right)
TheLightlessOne
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: ⚰️------
Power Move meter maxed! Dead!
Darkling07
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1400
MCards or other resources: 3+3+🕘 & 3+6+🍑. Luck Meter
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: J.Visiting.
I play my game glitch card. This is very unlucky, causing all luck meters to drop to red. This is lucky for me, seeing as the card doesn’t affect me. My luck meter raises to green. I then place my tree under WAAAAAAAAAALUIGI! This causes the screaming head to be lifted up of the board. Being a head with no body means he can’t climb and can’t move until I cut it down and free him. And I won’t do that until all his properties have been given to me along with all his money. Now, I move all 6+1 to get to go, collecting
I call upon the knights of Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoom-mumble-mumble (the knights who say Ni) and make the godmother into a shrubbery. [p] [og]
Head leader of the 42nd cult. Lower sorcerer in the cult of bacon. Member of the LeviRocks cult.
Super Yahtzee records: 12, another 12, 31 and another 31. Yahtzee of 4’s: 24
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I move forward as far as possible, daring the Godmodder to cause me to land on Free Parking. I then take the Joker Card, and transform myself into a comedian to gain more renown among the others, helping in my mayoral campaign.
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I am lost. I know there is voting so I am going to hope to land on chance and vote for Levi rocks
Head leader of the 42nd cult. Lower sorcerer in the cult of bacon. Member of the LeviRocks cult.
Super Yahtzee records: 12, another 12, 31 and another 31. Yahtzee of 4’s: 24
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Okay, time to make some campaign promises:
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Where’s my money then? I already voted for you.
Head leader of the 42nd cult. Lower sorcerer in the cult of bacon. Member of the LeviRocks cult.
Super Yahtzee records: 12, another 12, 31 and another 31. Yahtzee of 4’s: 24
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I said "If I win"
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Ah... time to campaign and sway...
Head leader of the 42nd cult. Lower sorcerer in the cult of bacon. Member of the LeviRocks cult.
Super Yahtzee records: 12, another 12, 31 and another 31. Yahtzee of 4’s: 24
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I vote for LeviRocks
"And I love you, Random Citizen!"
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John Cena may just be a great pro wrestler, but Pro Wrestlers, as everyone knows, are practically made of money! As a result... They sacrifice themselves to hire a plumber to fix the flooding situation!
The fact that it's Mario is a little disconcerting since this will likely prompt a brand new, Mario themed game in the process. And make Waluigi lose his cool a little since now the 'Luigi Watch 2020' Meter comes into existence! Oh well, he's a video Game Protagonist, which means it's only a matter of how long and how many lives/continues he needs to go through to get the job done.
Which leads to the current situation. The Thumbs down is suspiciously absent and has somehow manifested as a Dislike against Coolface. As it turns out, their brand of Coolness is *so* 90s and thus there's some degree of dislike due to being a dated concept!
So. There's just the movement. How can one hope to stop the Electicity now? Especially now that it's Nuclear setting has been beefed up so?
Money is spent. The Dogside able to get to the Electric company quickest is now taking a crash course in electricity and nuclear reactor shutdown methods! With this, Dogside now knows just enough to shut down the Electric grid to stop its damage...
But not enough to do it safely.
...there were always multiple dogsides. In a way, who is to say which was the original? Or maybe they are all fragments of the original.
The Dogside balks at what it needs to do for the Greater Dogside Collective to win. However... the warmth returns to this Dosgside alone.
The warmth of a hero. It's uncomfortable, and it burns... but a link in a chain of memories is forged. The Dogside now looks a bit less unnatural and more... lifelike.
And then it runs. It runs into the Electric Company Square, and it proceeds to begin repairs. Lightning and electricity arc everywhere, testing the Dogside's spell resistance,but the lifelikeness and the omni-resistance piercing Nuclear power is taking its toll. The Dogside finishes the first phase of the repairs, but now it's clear - it either takes Paradox Monopoly damage... or it finishes the job, and sacrifices itself as a game piece that Dogside can use.
Dogside plays to win, no matter what it's going for. For mayorship. For Paradox Monopoly. And for this one Dogside in particular?
Why not win at playing hero?
The Facilities Nuclear radiation sirens are blaring at full strength. the place rumbles and shakes, pieces falling around it. But finally, at its heart, there it is -
The Nuclear shutoff valve. Dogside grabs the valve and begins to try and shut it. But being so close is literally burnign the Dogside up! It uses all of its might, but the longer it stays, the more the Light and Nuclear power burns.
But you know what they say. The Candle that burns from both ends burns brightest.
Dogside proves his anime-ness and shuts the Nuclear power valve, halting the out of control reaction. But the literally tattered body Dogside is leaking Light.
It sends of one, triumphent howl... and is burned alive by its heroism.
The other Dogsides sense this, and howl mournfully.
A new link in the chain has been made. Sadness mixed with heroism.
Meanwhile, the Elephant and dogside... have gone made with square touching. It really cannot be long before they turn all the squares gold. The other Dogside, respecting the sheer greed of its supposed master and heeding its own greed for candy, decides to play along and grabst he pellets in the room with its abnromal jumping and anime prowess. Every possible square is lit up in this mess and the giant fat rodent forces him to leave for the next room out of fear of getting jumped off of. Again.
I roll doubles three times in a row and go to jail.
Hooray! I am now invulnerable to all taxes