Completing my mission I sit down unsure what to do. I try animating a few more knives, but that gets boring. I try attacking Sovereign English with my giant book, but I just don't feel into it. I just sit down, pouting. I start getting mad. I pound my fists on the ground, and start eating a rock. I dance around, and try to flap my wings to no avail. I squawk like an enraged rhino. I stare lovingly at the grass. I cry about the floor pushing me. I go mad.
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 26.7/33
Paper Wings: 16.4/20
Illuminate All: 21.9/33
And I Will Move The Earth: 3.7/16
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
~~~
I'd better catch up with Leader! I dive into the chasm with conveniently-granted powers of flight.
~~~
The Inventor begins collecting the parts necessary for a motor that can make his wings move. A magical one, perhaps?
He also attacks the Lord of Regen.
~~~
Leader moves to the stone bridge and investigates it.
~~~
Messenger Of The Infinite is livid. It silently swears vengeance upon all who dwell in this world.
The Infinite gains however much HP it's supposed to gain. Messenger of the Infinite attacks the Darkness Given Form.
Completing my mission I sit down unsure what to do. I try animating a few more knives, but that gets boring. I try attacking Sovereign English with my giant book, but I just don't feel into it. I just sit down, pouting. I start getting mad. I pound my fists on the ground, and start eating a rock. I dance around, and try to flap my wings to no avail. I squawk like an enraged rhino. I stare lovingly at the grass. I cry about the floor pushing me. I go mad.
Animating Kitchen Knives: 38/50
Madness (10/10)
You decide to follow the age-old tradition of Going Insane On Purpose! you see the lingering essence of a bearded wizard with a mask nod at you approvingly, and offer you a choice: his mask, or his staff. Opposition activates: choose a target for your madness to Oppose! Water Solidification activates: you are immune to water-based harm, and if you are erroneously harmed by it you will gain twice as much health to compensate.
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 26.7/33
Paper Wings: 16.4/20
Illuminate All: 21.9/33
And I Will Move The Earth:1.0/16
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
~~~
I'd better catch up with Leader! I dive into the chasm with conveniently-granted powers of flight.
~~~
The Inventor begins collecting the parts necessary for a motor that can make his wings move. A magical one, perhaps?
He also attacks the Lord of Regen.
~~~
Leader moves to the stone bridge and investigates it.
~~~
Messenger Of The Infinite is livid. It silently swears vengeance upon all who dwell in this world.
The Infinite gains however much HP it's supposed to gain. Messenger of the Infinite attacks the Darkness Given Form.
You catch up to Leader. Inventor collects nondescript Parts Leader investigates the bridge. Although it is solidly built and appears to be ordinary stone from a distance, time has worn it away, and close inspection of the chipped areas reveals most of the stone beneath the surface has been turned to the same substance as the ground. For no reason he can think of, Leader gets the sense the converted result is as things should be. Messenger Of The Infinite, presumably being unaware of meta concerns, gets angry at the being its been attacking for rounds on end for fighting back.
Sky High attacks the Lord of Regen, dealing 52 damage! The Darkness Given Form is unable to shatter the pane nor train, so it attacks Messenger of the Infinite for 148 damage! The Darkness Given Soul notices the Lord of Regen and helps Sky High finish it off, dealing 23 damage. the etrahedrrrrrrral one fires its JPG beam, JPGing Sky High for 5 damage and 2 rounds of JPG! it does the same with its .JPEG beam, dealing 4 damage and 3 rounds of .JPEG! and lastly fires its .jaypehg beam at the 10 Dames, applying .jaypehg to them for 7 rounds! Sky Highs damage resistance prevents the harm from penetrating. the 10 Dames attack Sky High, and deal no damage due to not critting. Messenger of the Infinite regains 24 HP, along with the missing 6HP/r, 0.4 Stats/r and 0.3 Actions/r, albeit consuming this rounds actions in the process. Then, they attack the Darkness Given Form for 200 damage! The maxman continues procrastinating. The Walls heal the Dames by 8 HP! RRRRRRR stays the course and continues to be appending the etrahedrrrrrrral! Multidimensional uses transposition, moving Sky High down 1! this traps them in the ground, making chargequesting harder! Sovereign English does not have enough degrees of reasonableness to take words from the fallen Lord of Regen, being forced to stand idly by as a part of his original name- a part of himself- fades into nothing. The Godmodder starts a new charge. Self-Actualisation II. it's /100. So, he'll be done that sometime next year if nobody interrupts him. not interrupting him would be bad. someone should do something about this.
[OG-megamaths] Sky High 193/200 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 2.1 Player Actions/round, 25 Regen. 1/1 Mana (JPG for 2, .JPEG for 3- 5% dodge, 10% chance to miss attacks. -10 attack. Trapped in the ground: chargequesting difficulty.) Leader 157/157 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest! [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 53/360 HP 148A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [AG] etrahedrrrrrrral one : Sealed. Glass Side. JPG side 7 HP, .JPEG side 7 HP, .jaypehg side 7 HP, -7 to incoming damage (all), J(...)g beam(all new.) [AG]10 Dames 36/50 HP 8A (.jaypehg for 7, 25% crit chance and incoming attack delay.) [AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 220/644 HP, +30 HP/R, +4 C stats/r, 3 Player Action/Round. 200A payment: 84 HP, 22.92 Stats (+2.66St/R) / 849 HP, 128 Stats.(+100,+11 Stat/r) [AG] The maxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls (10/4x1 HP, 10 regen to Sax, Guarding Lord English) Lord of Regen 0HP, 96 Regen, 40Regen/R, 28, 8R/R/R/R, 1R/R/R/R/R RRRRRRR, Append!A (using on etrahedrrrrrrral!) Multidimensional (2,2,2,2) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway? Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of three hundred and ten out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Demon, Military, Health, dance, attack, missiles, /, EEEE, HP,,,SC EAMING,!. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: two, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. [GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 1/100 Self-Actualisation II, 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch!
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10 Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Opposition: undecided. Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 29.7/33
Paper Wings: 18.5/20
Illuminate All: 26/33
And I Will Move The Earth: 4/16
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
~~~
I quickly run across the bridge before Leader blows it up.
~~~
Yikes! The Inventor quickly puts together the pieces he's gathered, making a crude motor. It won't work for more than a few seconds but it should work for long enough to dig himself out of the ground.
When he's dug out of the ground, The Inventor is suddenly struck with an idea! He knows exactly how to make the motor work now.
However, at the present moment in time and space in which Sky High The Inventor resides he uses his long polearm weapon known as a spear to reduce the three hundred and ten health points of the entity owned by the Godmodder known as Sovereign English.
~~~
Leader physically rejects the idea that this is right from his mind. This is wrong. Wrong. WRONG.
Leader swings his hand. The bridge explodes violently!
~~~
The Infinite gains 110 HP. Messenger of the Infinite attacks the Darkness Given Form.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 29.7/33
Paper Wings: 18.5/20
Illuminate All: 26/33
And I Will Move The Earth: 4/16
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
~~~
I quickly run across the bridge before Leader blows it up.
~~~
Yikes! The Inventor quickly puts together the pieces he's gathered, making a crude motor. It won't work for more than a few seconds but it should work for long enough to dig himself out of the ground.
When he's dug out of the ground, The Inventor is suddenly struck with an idea! He knows exactly how to make the motor work now.
However, at the present moment in time and space in which Sky High The Inventor resides he uses his long polearm weapon known as a spear to reduce the three hundred and ten health points of the entity owned by the Godmodder known as Sovereign English.
~~~
Leader physically rejects the idea that this is right from his mind. This is wrong. Wrong. WRONG.
Leader swings his hand. The bridge explodes violently!
~~~
The Infinite gains 110 HP. Messenger of the Infinite attacks the Darkness Given Form.
You run across the bridge! At the other end of the bridge, you find a sheet of swirling purple light embedded in black stone. The air around it feels uncomfortable, and familiar- not an offputting magical way, but in the sense that you've observed something similar before, and fairly recently. The Inventor digs himself out of the ground and watches as the ground seals itself back up behind him. What's his idea? Leader rejects the strange instinct and detonates the bridge! Chunks of stone and darkstone go flying and land on the lava before sinking into it, leaving a gaping hole in the bridge. In the process, the last remnants of the facade of mundane stone are dispersed. Likely in response, swarms of corrupt shades rise from the ground, and several lopsided humanoids with one arm far longer than the other and maws filled with lava dislodge themselves from the floor, shambling not towards Leader, but the ruined bridge. As the shades rush past, they deal 13 damage to Leader!
I stare at the wizard wondering what I should choose... Good options, hmmm... I come to a decision, then tell him.
"Bearded Mask Person... I CHOOSE YOU!"
[Absolute Legend] The Bearded Masked Individual shakes their head in agreement, seemingly having expected this decision. As a Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club, however, you have the experience to realise they're just so crazy nothing can surprise them. With swift ease, They press the Mask to their face. A few moments of visibly painful transformation later, and you have successfully summoned The Branded One! (The target of Opposition remains to be selected.)
You finish summoning sans undertale! sans, definition: without. you finish summoning the absence of undertale! as something that doesn't exist, it clearly has extremely high dodge. it also clearly has very low damage, and low resilience if actually hit. So let's see, that's... 1x2 attack, 5 HP, and a 97% dodge rate, that sound about right?
I start building a sapphire sentinel and yell, "For The Godmodder!" Sapphire 1/15. Golem: 2/20.
You start building a Sapphire Sentinel! Where do you intend to find a Sapphire, though? and regarding the Golem portion, the obvious question is what sort of shape you'll choose. The Godmodder sees your ostensibly devotion and resolves to stick to his procedure.
Sky High spears Lord English, dealing 42 damage! Utilising his Numerically Potent Counter Attack, Lord English hits back for 50-40=10 damage! The Darkness Given Form does another bog-standard attack on Messenger, dealing 148 damage, then resolves itself to death. the etrahedrrrrrrral one fires triple J(...)g beams at Messenger, giving it 5% dodge, +10 attack, and 7% crit chance for 4 rounds! the 10 Dames attack Sky High... and Crit, piercing the Damage Resistance to deal 16 damage! Messenger of the Infinite heals itself 110 HP and attacks the Darkness Given Form for 210 damage! this kills the Darkness Given Form! The maxman procrastinates! The Stall Walls heal the 10 Dames for 8 HP! Multidimensional uses Transposition again, this time moving Sky High up into the air! this won't make the chargequest any harder, but if their engine doesn't qualify for a bonus, they'll take 15 fall damage! Sovereign English suffers harm in silence due to his lack of capability to coherently preform his accustomed actions due to low quantities of degrees of reasonableness.
The Branded One cackles a crying scream and swings the Cool Staff Bro at the RRRRRRR, knocking it clean off the etrahedral! But then, unlike any Sane person, they expend 2 Mana to teleport themselves ahead of it and eat RRRRRRR! RRRRRRR killed! The Branded One became The BRRRRRRRanded One!
The Godmodder observes the fruits of madness with interest, but sets that aside to start a new charge: Empirically Infallible Insurance, out of 4!
[OG-megamaths] Sky High 192/208 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 2.1 Player Actions/round, 25 Regen. 1/1 Mana (JPG for 1, .JPEG for 2- 5% dodge, 10% chance to miss attacks. -10 attack.) Leader 147/157 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest! [OG-Orcalord]Sans Undertale 5 HP, 97% Dodge, 1x2A, conceptual. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 360/360 HP 148A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG]10 Dames 44/50 HP 8A (.jaypehg for 6, 25% crit chance and incoming attack delay.) [AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 182/644 HP, +30 HP/R, +4 C stats/r, 3 Player Action/Round. 200A, J(...)g for 4- 5% dodge, +10 Atk, 7% crit chance. payment: 84 HP, 27.58 Stats (+2.66St/R) / 949 HP, 139 Stats.(+100,+11 Stat/r) [AG] The maxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls (10/4x1 HP, 10 regen to Sax, Guarding Lord English) RRRRRRR, Append!A (using on etrahedrrrrrrral!) Multidimensional (2,2,2,2) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway? Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of Two Hundred And Sixty Eight out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Demon, Military, Health, dance, attack, missiles, /, EEEE, HP,,,SC EAMING,!. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: three, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 290/320 HP, -8 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! [GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 1/100 Self-Actualisation II 1/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch!
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10 Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Opposition: undecided. Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$
I continue building the golem. I realize my sapphire isn't real. I decide to instead continue building the golem. It's in the shape of a human. Golem: 5/20.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
A portal opens, and a tumbleweed flies out. And then two. And then fifteen hundred, flying over the battlefield and crashing directly into Sovereign English.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAA- OOF."
As the last tumbleweed exits the portal and they continue their charge away from the battlefield, a familiar man faceplants into the ground, and the portal immediately closes. He gets up, dusts himself off, removes a few of those annoying spiny seeds from his socks, and looks around.
"Well, I return once again. Time to keep the fight against the Godmodder going."
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 32.7/33
Paper Wings: 20/20
Sharpened Spear: 0.6/15
Illuminate All: 30.1/33
And I Will Move The Earth: 7/16
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
~~~
Yikes, where's Leader going? I follow him, being mindful of all the nearby creatures.
~~~
Ohh no, this better work!
The Inventor is used to his wings failing and under normal conditions could take a roll in such a way that he wouldn't get more than a few small bruises. But he's falling directly down, and that means his usual tricks won't work. Unless...
The motor isn't finished, but with some quick tweaks The Inventor turns it into a rudimentary jetpack and activates it. It gives him a bit of horizontal momentum before sputtering out. The Inventor hits the ground, rolls, and tumbles a fair distance before stopping. The motor is slightly damaged, but The Inventor has a new idea on how to make it work now - so it's not a total loss! He assembles the wings, attaches them to the motor, and for good measure keeps the jetpack feature as an additional backup plan. He now has functioning wings! He gains 1 Player Action, 40 HP, and 40 HP Regeneration.
The Inventor attacks the Multidimensional.
~~~
Leader follows the creatures to see where they travel.
~~~
The Messenger of the Infinite realizes that with all its growth being funneled into payment and threat from the Darkness Given Form, it needs to retreat to somewhere a bit safer. It falls back to Sidequest Territory for a bit more peace. It'll make the debt take more time but perhaps it'll find other ways to pay the debt over there.
The Infinite gains 110 HP. Half goes into stat payment.
I continue building the golem. I realize my sapphire isn't real. I decide to instead continue building the golem. It's in the shape of a human. Golem: 6/20.
A portal opens, and a tumbleweed flies out. And then two. And then fifteen hundred, flying over the battlefield and crashing directly into Sovereign English.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAA- OOF."
As the last tumbleweed exits the portal and they continue their charge away from the battlefield, a familiar man faceplants into the ground, and the portal immediately closes. He gets up, dusts himself off, removes a few of those annoying spiny seeds from his socks, and looks around.
"Well, I return once again. Time to keep the fight against the Godmodder going."
an enormous barrage of prickly tumbleweeds slams straight into Sovereign English, dealing Seventy-One Damage to his degree of numerical vitality! welcome back! I believe you had 3 points in an incomplete charge, and of course the Terror Pants, Flying Spaghetti Monster, and Monolith, which were totally there on the battlefield this entire time.
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 32.7/33
Paper Wings: 20/20
Sharpened Spear: 0.6/15
Illuminate All: 30.1/33
And I Will Move The Earth: 7/16
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
~~~
Yikes, where's Leader going? I follow him, being mindful of all the nearby creatures.
~~~
Ohh no, this better work!
The Inventor is used to his wings failing and under normal conditions could take a roll in such a way that he wouldn't get more than a few small bruises. But he's falling directly down, and that means his usual tricks won't work. Unless...
The motor isn't finished, but with some quick tweaks The Inventor turns it into a rudimentary jetpack and activates it. It gives him a bit of horizontal momentum before sputtering out. The Inventor hits the ground, rolls, and tumbles a fair distance before stopping. The motor is slightly damaged, but The Inventor has a new idea on how to make it work now - so it's not a total loss! He assembles the wings, attaches them to the motor, and for good measure keeps the jetpack feature as an additional backup plan. He now has functioning wings! He gains 1 Player Action, 40 HP, and 40 HP Regeneration.
The Inventor attacks the Multidimensional.
~~~
Leader follows the creatures to see where they travel.
~~~
The Messenger of the Infinite realizes that with all its growth being funneled into payment and threat from the Darkness Given Form, it needs to retreat to somewhere a bit safer. It falls back to Sidequest Territory for a bit more peace. It'll make the debt take more time but perhaps it'll find other ways to pay the debt over there.
The Infinite gains 110 HP. Half goes into stat payment.
T does not follow Leader because Leader is walking towards them! Leader follows the creatures, which arrive at the bridge and lean over, pouring mouth-lava onto the ruined portions where it begins to harden into shape. The Inventor adds a jetpack, gaining 0.1 charge progress. but, since rolling does include 'a few small bruises', he also takes 3 damage. Messenger goes off to Sidequest Territory! which direction does it go? north, across the death river? south, where Leader went? East, to the farmers? West, across the frost river? or perhaps northeast, northwest, southeast or southwest, potentially passing between these hazards, or to horizons stranger still?
The Terror Pants and FSM idle, as will the Monolith! ...Where's the Monolith? Sky High attacks Multidimensional, knocking it back to (2,-1,2,2)! Sans Undertale attacks the Dames for being .jaypehgs, but the attack is delayed! The Darkness Given Form returns to training, rolling an 18 and a 16 on normal and shadowboxing to get 44 HP and 22 Attack! Oh, there it is. The Cosmic Monolith idles. The 10 Dames attack Sans Undertale, but miss the conceptual absence of Undertale. Messenger gains 6 HP and 1.4 stats of HP, half of which go to payment. The safety of Sidequests slows it down A Lot. The maxman keeps on procrastinating. the Wall heals the dames all the way to full! The universe stops lagging, removing RRRRRRR from the battlefield. Multidimensional moves further on its trajectory, reaching 2, -2, 2, 2! Sovereign English uses the Health and Dance words to do a nice healing dance, healing him by 42 HP! The BRRRRRRRanded One picks a target at random. It's Sky High! The BRRRRRRRanded One walks up to Sky High! Not Sky High: Nooo! you can't just walk up into the air! you can't just increase your Y level without flying or structures! Noooo! ᴚᴚᴚᴚᴚᴚᴚq sǝoƃ ɟɟɐʇS ɔıƃɐW ɐɥɐH :ǝuO pǝpuɐᴚᴚᴚᴚᴚᴚᴚq ǝɥ⊥ 70 Damage to Sky High! The BRRRRRRRanded One absorbs the scattering life force, regaining 30 HP! The Eishalon Mask increases the BRRRRRRRanded One's damage reduction by 1 and HP by 3! The Godmodder puts another point into Empirically Infallible! [A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 107/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). Was Totally Here The Whole Time Flying Spageti monster 17/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. Was Also Totally Here The Whole Time. [OG-megamaths] Sky High 187/257 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana (.JPEG for 1: -10 attack.) Leader 150/157 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest! [OG-Orcalord]Sans Undertale 5 HP, 97% Dodge, 1x2A, conceptual. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 404/404 HP 170A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG]10 Dames 50/50 HP 8A (.jaypehg for 6, 25% crit chance and incoming attack delay.) [AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 202/644 HP, +30 HP/R, +4 C stats/r, 3 Player Action/Round. 200A, J(...)g for 3- 5% dodge, +10 Atk, 7% crit chance. payment: 84 HP, 28.28 Stats (+2.66St/R) / 1049 HP, 150 Stats.(+100,+11 Stat/r) [AG] The maxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Humongous Bathroom Stall Wall (10/4x1 HP, 10 regen to Sax, Guarding Lord English) Multidimensional (2,-2,2,2) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway? Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of Two Hundred And Thirty Nine out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Demon, Military, attack, missiles, /, EEEE, HP,,,SC EAMING,!. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Four, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 323/323 HP, -9 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! [GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 1/100 Self-Actualisation II 2/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch!
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10 Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Opposition: undecided. Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$
Opposition goes to.... Godmodder? Am I actually trying to help the fight? Well even Madness throws a broken clock into the opposition twice per day! In fact, that's what I do! I throw two broken clocks at the godmodder! Wait why just two? In fact, what about 738.57903 broken clocks! Eh, maybe a bit too much, 3 sounds good. I then tell the BRRRRRRRanded one to keep doing his stuff! Except don't pick a bone with sans.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
There is only one logical first step in godmodder fighting, and that is to equip yourself for the task. And that's exactly why I decide to equip the terror pants!
Also +2 CP.
Entity Orders:
The Terror Pants is (is? are?) too busy being equipped to act this round.
The FSM shoots a salvo of spicy sausage at the Sovereign.
The Cosmic Monolith uses Flash on Sovereign English.
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 33/33
Illuminate All: 33/33
And I Will Move The Earth: 10/16
???: 9.6/300
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
~~~
It's time.
~~~
The Inventor is suddenly compelled south. He flees to the south. It's time.
~~~
Leader notices that Illuminate All is finished. It's time.
Illuminate All and The Verbose Charge are combined into a single charge of length 66. Using the power within, Leader attempts to purge the Skadu Verthae from its body. The world is illuminated, revealing the truth of this place and the truth of the Skadu Verthae. The Skadu Verthae's power is ousted from Leader and dissipates into the core of this place. (Any remaining Charge is used to give Player Actions to Leader.)
Leader then picks up T and returns to the surface of this place. It's time.
~~~
The Messenger of the Infinite is called to the south by a strange call. It travels there. It's time.
The Infinite gains 110 HP. All of it goes into stat payment.
Opposition goes to.... Godmodder? Am I actually trying to help the fight? Well even Madness throws a broken clock into the opposition twice per day! In fact, that's what I do! I throw two broken clocks at the godmodder! Wait why just two? In fact, what about 738.57903 broken clocks! Eh, maybe a bit too much, 3 sounds good. I then tell the BRRRRRRRanded one to keep doing his stuff! Except don't pick a bone with sans.
You throw two broken clocks at the Godmodder! The Godmodder easily deflects them, glances at the next sentence, and is so busy preparing to defend against 0.57903 of a broken clock that your third clock hits him right in the head! 2 damage! The BRRRRRRRanded one agrees. Sans Undertale has too many bones for that!
stone, hm? very traditional, but not very flexible; how do you handle limb joints? you also recieve a bold message. [the maxman taxes charging which does not acknowledge its existence. this does not affect earlier rounds because it slacks off a lot, but to avoid giving it charges, and avoid losing charges, acknowledge the maxman. or don't, since it's on your side.]
There is only one logical first step in godmodder fighting, and that is to equip yourself for the task. And that's exactly why I decide to equip the terror pants!
Also +2 CP.
Entity Orders:
The Terror Pants is (is? are?) too busy being equipped to act this round.
The FSM shoots a salvo of spicy sausage at the Sovereign.
The Cosmic Monolith uses Flash on Sovereign English.
Charges:
5/10 for Big Bang.
You put on the Terror Pants! You are now wearing two skyscrapers' worth of solid metal! You progress Big Bang by 2. entities ordered! You also recieve a bold notification. [the maxman taxes charging which does not acknowledge its existence. to avoid giving it charges, and avoid losing charges, acknowledge the maxman.]
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 33/33
Illuminate All: 33/33
And I Will Move The Earth: 10/16
???: 9.6/300
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
~~~
It's time.
~~~
The Inventor is suddenly compelled south. He flees to the south. It's time.
~~~
Leader notices that Illuminate All is finished. It's time.
Illuminate All and The Verbose Charge are combined into a single charge of length 66. Using the power within, Leader attempts to purge the Skadu Verthae from its body. The world is illuminated, revealing the truth of this place and the truth of the Skadu Verthae. The Skadu Verthae's power is ousted from Leader and dissipates into the core of this place. (Any remaining Charge is used to give Player Actions to Leader.)
Leader then picks up T and returns to the surface of this place. It's time.
~~~
The Messenger of the Infinite is called to the south by a strange call. It travels there. It's time.
The Infinite gains 110 HP. All of it goes into stat payment.
Through brute expenditure of A Lot Of Charge Points, a wave of illuminating light pulses through the unspace Leader saw the corrupted thing in. It snarls, flesh bubbling and expanding as it adapts and takes from the light, but is eventually pushed out, revealing its true form as a formless mass of entropic crimson energy, anditstruenatureas Utmost Corruption, the perversion of That Which Was. At incredible speeds, the energy is sent careening away, passing through the purple light with nary a ripple. Meanwhile, the light washes over this bloodied place, revealing its nature as the root of all corruption in this realm, born from the touch of a light and a darkness, and a comparatively new force among the millennia, but powerful, and growing. The outpouring of light causes the crimson walls and stone to warp, obsidian spikes growing out at visible speed, and you wisely withdraw the analysis before the narrowing walls can trap you. Leader gets a feeling of emptiness in their self. They now can see the wrongness of this place, as any normal individual would, but it seems like the presence of the Utmost Corruption within them carved out a hole that can never truly be filled, save by the same force that was ousted. If they make no further interaction with the Skadu Verthae or its emanations, this will have no effect. Inventor does a very suspicious, arriving on paper-thin wings to the corrupted land, monumental spikes piercing up through ground and sky. They notice a mossy ruin just inside the borders of the crimson land, and a ruined tower of similar make, partially corrupt and run through by black spikes. Messenger technically doesn't do a very suspicious because it set out for possibly unrelated reasons last round, but arrives likewise. A thing of bone and tattered flesh sees it with eyes blaring hate, and prepares to attack. The Infinite will not gain that much HP because it is in a sidequest and so at less risk.
From his slumber, The Historian arises again! All this time while he slumbers in the Weird Lobby, he has been managing and collecting information to try and figure out ways to kill the godmodder. At last, he's finally finished his scan!!!!
---Results: Incomplete. No possible way to defeat Godmodder found.----
Ah. This does make things a bit of an issue. But no worries! With the power of history, I shall still figure out a way to destroy the godmodder!
Now to refigure out what was going on and what I was doing. I may be a master of history, but the present is confusing. What was my plans...
1: Loyal Kobold Gang [8/12], that's right. Looking at whats going on here, I give them a call and tell them that actually, maybe coming isn't the best idea. Don't want them to get hurt, after all! With them out the way, lets move on to step 2:
2: I've lost the Astral Chicken. I have no clue where i put him. That's... no good. I reflect on my history to try and remember where I placed him.
3. I'm in the Weird Lobby. In the very least i seem to be somewhat safe in here... it could be a good time to relax and come up with a strategy. With my charged phone, i begin the most dangerous game: Godmodders search History 1/20 maybe this holds a weakness...
Your scanning device is incredible- more accurate a description of the Godmodder I have not seen for quite some time! here, have a charge point! (+1 Charge for being funny!) You decide not to sacrifice your good friends, an excellent decision. They agree not to come, but one of them casts Teleport to send you eight Potions Of Reliable Healing, which each heal as much as an action, but can be used as a free action. Reflecting on history, you realize that the Astral Chicken is fine, albeit not in the Update Room; it was transported to the ordinary battlefield, and eventually departed, largely unmolested, for greener pastures where its very real eggs would have time to hatch and its nest wouldn't get filled with poutine every 15 minutes. You start investigating the Godmodders search history, and find one result. The only thing the Godmodder has ever searched is... "how to hide your search history" ...alright, that's probably Not the only thing he ever searched, then. You also recieve a bold notification. [the maxman taxes charging which does not acknowledge its existence. to avoid giving it charges, and avoid losing charges, acknowledge the maxman.]
The Flying Spageti Monster attacks Sovereign English, dealing a score of damage to the most regal of englishmen. Sly High Regenerates 13 HP in the sidequest. Leader regenerates 3 HP in the Sidequest. Sans undertale participates in the quite popular activity of inflicting modicums of harm unto the sovereign of the language 'angliet' or, colloquially and in the tongue in which this update is generally delivered, english, specifically inflicting precisely ten percent of a score of damage. The Darkness Given Form continues training, rolling a 19. it gains 23 Attack and 90 HP. The Cosmic Monolith uses Flash on Sovereign English... which is kind of a problem, because English doesn't have a well-defined action strength to determine the effectiveness of flash.... eh, it stuns him for the round I suppose. The 10 Dames attack the Cosmic Monolith, miss, and take 2 damage from Sans Undertale last round. Messenger gains 6 HP, and 1.4 Stats to payment, in its totally-not-suspicious movements. The maxman finishes procrastinating and summons a horde of Ducks! The Multidimensional follows Sky High! Sovereign English is Stunned!
The BRRRRRRRanded one picks a target from a hat! but he finds that, shockingly, he doesn't have a hat! so he rips the helmet off one of the dames(along with the skull, dealing 5 damage to the 10 dames, with no delay because it's not an attack), empties it, and then picks a target from the hat! It's time for the maxman to stop maxing out its credit cards and max out its frequent flyer points by traveling the maximum distance tooooo death! Luckily, The BRRRRRRRanded One has just the thing for this tax-sax-manman! A Money Printer! All Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls killed! 12 HP Shield Destroyed! 72$ Damage to the maxman! and the Taxes are paid off using the money printer! ...oh right, the humongous bathroom stall walls were supposed to guard Lord English. Well, he turned into Sovereign English, so that's why they didn't, not an oversight at all. The BRRRRRRRanded one gains 1 HP and 3 DR!
The Godmodder ticks up Empirically Infallible Insurance! [A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 107/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). Being Naturewriters Pants. Flying Spageti monster 17/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. Was Also Totally Here The Whole Time. [OG-megamaths] Sky High 200/257 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Sidequest! Leader 153/157 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest! [OG-Orcalord]Sans Undertale 5 HP, 97% Dodge, 1x2A, conceptual. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 494/494 HP 190A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG]10 Dames 43/50 HP 8A (.jaypehg for 5, 25% crit chance and incoming attack delay.) [AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 208/644 HP, +30 HP/R, +4 C stats/r, 3 Player Action/Round. 200A, J(...)g for 2- 5% dodge, +10 Atk, 7% crit chance. payment: 84 HP, 32.34 Stats (+2.66St/R) / 1149 HP, 161 Stats.(+100,+11 Stat/r) [AG] The maxman. 72$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)!) Multidimensional (2,-2,2,2) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway? Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of Two Hundred And Seventeen out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Demon, Military, attack, missiles, /, EEEE, HP,,,SC EAMING,!. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Five, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. Horde of Ducks: 10x20HP, 2x20A [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 324/324 HP, -12 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! [GM] Godmodder: 264 /300 HP 1/100 Self-Actualisation II 3/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch!
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!) The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10 Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Opposition: undecided. Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$
"Taxing charges? This will not do at all! I cannot abide by someone leeching off my own hard work to aid the Godmodder! Who are you who demands such a thing of me?"
Hopefully calling out the Maxman, as well as the new addendum to my charge title backed by my legal team, shall dissuade any attempts at stealing my valuable CP.
Speaking of CP, I add 3 CP toward Big Bang! (or 2, if acknowledging the presence of the Maxman counts as an action).
Entity Orders:
The Terror Pants locks The Big Gun onto the Maxman.
The FSM blesses the Terror Pants through the power of pasta, healing them!
The Cosmic Monolith fires a Dark Pulse at Sovereign English.
Charges (TAX EXEMPTION IN PLACE - LOOKING AT YOU MAXMAN):
I acknowledge the maxman's existance. Golem: 5/20. I handle limb joints by building them in. Limb joints: 3/9.
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Completing my mission I sit down unsure what to do. I try animating a few more knives, but that gets boring. I try attacking Sovereign English with my giant book, but I just don't feel into it. I just sit down, pouting. I start getting mad. I pound my fists on the ground, and start eating a rock. I dance around, and try to flap my wings to no avail. I squawk like an enraged rhino. I stare lovingly at the grass. I cry about the floor pushing me. I go mad.
Animating Kitchen Knives: 38/50
Madness (10/10)
When players get creative.
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 26.7/33
Paper Wings: 16.4/20And I Will Move The Earth: 3.7/16
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
~~~
I'd better catch up with Leader! I dive into the chasm with conveniently-granted powers of flight.~~~
The Inventor begins collecting the parts necessary for a motor that can make his wings move. A magical one, perhaps?
He also attacks the Lord of Regen.
~~~
Leader moves to the stone bridge and investigates it.
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Messenger Of The Infinite is livid. It silently swears vengeance upon all who dwell in this world.The Infinite gains however much HP it's supposed to gain. Messenger of the Infinite attacks the Darkness Given Form.
You decide to follow the age-old tradition of Going Insane On Purpose! you see the lingering essence of a bearded wizard with a mask nod at you approvingly, and offer you a choice: his mask, or his staff. Opposition activates: choose a target for your madness to Oppose! Water Solidification activates: you are immune to water-based harm, and if you are erroneously harmed by it you will gain twice as much health to compensate.
You catch up to Leader.

- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
Inventor collects nondescript Parts
Leader investigates the bridge. Although it is solidly built and appears to be ordinary stone from a distance, time has worn it away, and close inspection of the chipped areas reveals most of the stone beneath the surface has been turned to the same substance as the ground. For no reason he can think of, Leader gets the sense the converted result is as things should be.
Messenger Of The Infinite, presumably being unaware of meta concerns, gets angry at the being its been attacking for rounds on end for fighting back.
Sky High attacks the Lord of Regen, dealing 52 damage! The Darkness Given Form is unable to shatter the pane nor train, so it attacks Messenger of the Infinite for 148 damage! The Darkness Given Soul notices the Lord of Regen and helps Sky High finish it off, dealing 23 damage.
the etrahedrrrrrrral one fires its JPG beam, JPGing Sky High for 5 damage and 2 rounds of JPG! it does the same with its .JPEG beam, dealing 4 damage and 3 rounds of .JPEG! and lastly fires its .jaypehg beam at the 10 Dames, applying .jaypehg to them for 7 rounds! Sky Highs damage resistance prevents the harm from penetrating.
the 10 Dames attack Sky High, and deal no damage due to not critting. Messenger of the Infinite regains 24 HP, along with the missing 6HP/r, 0.4 Stats/r and 0.3 Actions/r, albeit consuming this rounds actions in the process. Then, they attack the Darkness Given Form for 200 damage!
The maxman continues procrastinating. The Walls heal the Dames by 8 HP!
RRRRRRR stays the course and continues to be appending the etrahedrrrrrrral!
Multidimensional uses transposition, moving Sky High down 1! this traps them in the ground, making chargequesting harder!
Sovereign English does not have enough degrees of reasonableness to take words from the fallen Lord of Regen, being forced to stand idly by as a part of his original name- a part of himself- fades into nothing.
The Godmodder starts a new charge. Self-Actualisation II. it's /100. So, he'll be done that sometime next year if nobody interrupts him. not interrupting him would be bad. someone should do something about this.
[OG-megamaths] Sky High 193/200 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 2.1 Player Actions/round, 25 Regen. 1/1 Mana (JPG for 2, .JPEG for 3- 5% dodge, 10% chance to miss attacks. -10 attack. Trapped in the ground: chargequesting difficulty.)
Leader 157/157 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest!
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 53/360 HP 148A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[AG] etrahedrrrrrrral one : Sealed. Glass Side. JPG side 7 HP, .JPEG side 7 HP, .jaypehg side 7 HP, -7 to incoming damage (all), J(...)g beam(all new.)
[AG] 10 Dames 36/50 HP 8A (.jaypehg for 7, 25% crit chance and incoming attack delay.)
[AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 220/644 HP, +30 HP/R, +4 C stats/r, 3 Player Action/Round. 200A
payment: 84 HP, 22.92 Stats (+2.66St/R) / 849 HP, 128 Stats.(+100,+11 Stat/r)
[AG] The maxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls (10/4x1 HP, 10 regen to Sax, Guarding Lord English)
Lord of Regen 0HP, 96 Regen, 40Regen/R, 28, 8R/R/R/R, 1R/R/R/R/R
RRRRRRR, Append!A (using on etrahedrrrrrrral!)
Multidimensional (2,2,2,2) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway?
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of three hundred and ten out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Demon, Military, Health, dance, attack, missiles, /, EEEE, HP,,,SC EAMING,!. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: two, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
[GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 1/100 Self-Actualisation II, 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch!
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Opposition: undecided.
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 29.7/33
Paper Wings: 18.5/20And I Will Move The Earth: 4/16
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
~~~
I quickly run across the bridge before Leader blows it up.~~~
Yikes! The Inventor quickly puts together the pieces he's gathered, making a crude motor. It won't work for more than a few seconds but it should work for long enough to dig himself out of the ground.~~~
Leader physically rejects the idea that this is right from his mind. This is wrong.
Wrong.
WRONG.
Leader swings his hand. The bridge explodes violently!
~~~
The Infinite gains 110 HP. Messenger of the Infinite attacks the Darkness Given Form.
I stare at the wizard wondering what I should choose... Good options, hmmm... I come to a decision, then tell him.
"Bearded Mask Person... I CHOOSE YOU!"
When players get creative.
(Sans as in sans undertale btw)
I finish summoning sans
I start building a sapphire sentinel and yell, "For The Godmodder!" Sapphire 1/15. Golem: 2/20.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
You run across the bridge! At the other end of the bridge, you find a sheet of swirling purple light embedded in black stone. The air around it feels uncomfortable, and familiar- not an offputting magical way, but in the sense that you've observed something similar before, and fairly recently.
The Inventor digs himself out of the ground and watches as the ground seals itself back up behind him. What's his idea?
Leader rejects the strange instinct and detonates the bridge! Chunks of stone and darkstone go flying and land on the lava before sinking into it, leaving a gaping hole in the bridge. In the process, the last remnants of the facade of mundane stone are dispersed. Likely in response, swarms of corrupt shades rise from the ground, and several lopsided humanoids with one arm far longer than the other and maws filled with lava dislodge themselves from the floor, shambling not towards Leader, but the ruined bridge. As the shades rush past, they deal 13 damage to Leader!
[Absolute Legend] The Bearded Masked Individual shakes their head in agreement, seemingly having expected this decision. As a Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club, however, you have the experience to realise they're just so crazy nothing can surprise them. With swift ease, They press the Mask to their face. A few moments of visibly painful transformation later, and you have successfully summoned The Branded One!

(The target of Opposition remains to be selected.)
You finish summoning sans undertale! sans, definition: without. you finish summoning the absence of undertale! as something that doesn't exist, it clearly has extremely high dodge. it also clearly has very low damage, and low resilience if actually hit. So let's see, that's... 1x2 attack, 5 HP, and a 97% dodge rate, that sound about right?
You start building a Sapphire Sentinel! Where do you intend to find a Sapphire, though? and regarding the Golem portion, the obvious question is what sort of shape you'll choose.


- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
The Godmodder sees your ostensibly devotion and resolves to stick to his procedure.
Sky High spears Lord English, dealing 42 damage! Utilising his Numerically Potent Counter Attack, Lord English hits back for 50-40=10 damage!
The Darkness Given Form does another bog-standard attack on Messenger, dealing 148 damage, then resolves itself to death.
the etrahedrrrrrrral one fires triple J(...)g beams at Messenger, giving it 5% dodge, +10 attack, and 7% crit chance for 4 rounds!
the 10 Dames attack Sky High... and Crit, piercing the Damage Resistance to deal 16 damage!
Messenger of the Infinite heals itself 110 HP and attacks the Darkness Given Form for 210 damage! this kills the Darkness Given Form!
The maxman procrastinates! The Stall Walls heal the 10 Dames for 8 HP!
Multidimensional uses Transposition again, this time moving Sky High up into the air! this won't make the chargequest any harder, but if their engine doesn't qualify for a bonus, they'll take 15 fall damage!
Sovereign English suffers harm in silence due to his lack of capability to coherently preform his accustomed actions due to low quantities of degrees of reasonableness.
The Branded One cackles a crying scream and swings the Cool Staff Bro at the RRRRRRR, knocking it clean off the etrahedral! But then, unlike any Sane person, they expend 2 Mana to teleport themselves ahead of it and eat RRRRRRR! RRRRRRR killed! The Branded One became The BRRRRRRRanded One!
The Godmodder observes the fruits of madness with interest, but sets that aside to start a new charge: Empirically Infallible Insurance, out of 4!
[OG-megamaths] Sky High 192/208 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 2.1 Player Actions/round, 25 Regen. 1/1 Mana (JPG for 1, .JPEG for 2- 5% dodge, 10% chance to miss attacks. -10 attack.)
Leader 147/157 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest!
[OG-Orcalord] Sans Undertale 5 HP, 97% Dodge, 1x2A, conceptual.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 360/360 HP 148A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG] 10 Dames 44/50 HP 8A (.jaypehg for 6, 25% crit chance and incoming attack delay.)
[AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 182/644 HP, +30 HP/R, +4 C stats/r, 3 Player Action/Round. 200A, J(...)g for 4- 5% dodge, +10 Atk, 7% crit chance.
payment: 84 HP, 27.58 Stats (+2.66St/R) / 949 HP, 139 Stats.(+100,+11 Stat/r)
[AG] The maxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls (10/4x1 HP, 10 regen to Sax, Guarding Lord English)
RRRRRRR, Append!A (using on etrahedrrrrrrral!)
Multidimensional (2,2,2,2) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway?
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of Two Hundred And Sixty Eight out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Demon, Military, Health, dance, attack, missiles, /, EEEE, HP,,,SC EAMING,!. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: three, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 290/320 HP, -8 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR!
[GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 1/100 Self-Actualisation II 1/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch!
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Opposition: undecided.
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
I continue building the golem. I realize my sapphire isn't real. I decide to instead continue building the golem. It's in the shape of a human. Golem: 5/20.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
A portal opens, and a tumbleweed flies out. And then two. And then fifteen hundred, flying over the battlefield and crashing directly into Sovereign English.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAA- OOF."
As the last tumbleweed exits the portal and they continue their charge away from the battlefield, a familiar man faceplants into the ground, and the portal immediately closes. He gets up, dusts himself off, removes a few of those annoying spiny seeds from his socks, and looks around.
"Well, I return once again. Time to keep the fight against the Godmodder going."
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 32.7/33
Paper Wings: 20/20And I Will Move The Earth: 7/16
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
~~~
Yikes, where's Leader going? I follow him, being mindful of all the nearby creatures.~~~
Leader follows the creatures to see where they travel.
~~~
The Messenger of the Infinite realizes that with all its growth being funneled into payment and threat from the Darkness Given Form, it needs to retreat to somewhere a bit safer. It falls back to Sidequest Territory for a bit more peace. It'll make the debt take more time but perhaps it'll find other ways to pay the debt over there.
The Infinite gains 110 HP. Half goes into stat payment.
A human it is. what do you make the golem out of?
an enormous barrage of prickly tumbleweeds slams straight into Sovereign English, dealing Seventy-One Damage to his degree of numerical vitality! welcome back! I believe you had 3 points in an incomplete charge, and of course the Terror Pants, Flying Spaghetti Monster, and Monolith, which were totally there on the battlefield this entire time.
T does not follow Leader because Leader is walking towards them!

- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
Leader follows the creatures, which arrive at the bridge and lean over, pouring mouth-lava onto the ruined portions where it begins to harden into shape.
The Inventor adds a jetpack, gaining 0.1 charge progress. but, since rolling does include 'a few small bruises', he also takes 3 damage.
Messenger goes off to Sidequest Territory! which direction does it go? north, across the death river? south, where Leader went? East, to the farmers? West, across the frost river? or perhaps northeast, northwest, southeast or southwest, potentially passing between these hazards, or to horizons stranger still?
The Terror Pants and FSM idle, as will the Monolith! ...Where's the Monolith?
Sky High attacks Multidimensional, knocking it back to (2,-1,2,2)!
Sans Undertale attacks the Dames for being .jaypehgs, but the attack is delayed!
The Darkness Given Form returns to training, rolling an 18 and a 16 on normal and shadowboxing to get 44 HP and 22 Attack!
Oh, there it is. The Cosmic Monolith idles.
The 10 Dames attack Sans Undertale, but miss the conceptual absence of Undertale.
Messenger gains 6 HP and 1.4 stats of HP, half of which go to payment. The safety of Sidequests slows it down A Lot.
The maxman keeps on procrastinating. the Wall heals the dames all the way to full!
The universe stops lagging, removing RRRRRRR from the battlefield.
Multidimensional moves further on its trajectory, reaching 2, -2, 2, 2!
Sovereign English uses the Health and Dance words to do a nice healing dance, healing him by 42 HP!
The BRRRRRRRanded One picks a target at random. It's Sky High! The BRRRRRRRanded One walks up to Sky High!
Not Sky High: Nooo! you can't just walk up into the air! you can't just increase your Y level without flying or structures! Noooo!
ᴚᴚᴚᴚᴚᴚᴚq sǝoƃ ɟɟɐʇS ɔıƃɐW ɐɥɐH :ǝuO pǝpuɐᴚᴚᴚᴚᴚᴚᴚq ǝɥ⊥
70 Damage to Sky High! The BRRRRRRRanded One absorbs the scattering life force, regaining 30 HP! The Eishalon Mask increases the BRRRRRRRanded One's damage reduction by 1 and HP by 3!
The Godmodder puts another point into Empirically Infallible!
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 107/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). Was Totally Here The Whole Time
Flying Spageti monster 17/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. Was Also Totally Here The Whole Time.
[OG-megamaths] Sky High 187/257 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana (.JPEG for 1: -10 attack.)
Leader 150/157 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest!
[OG-Orcalord] Sans Undertale 5 HP, 97% Dodge, 1x2A, conceptual.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 404/404 HP 170A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG] 10 Dames 50/50 HP 8A (.jaypehg for 6, 25% crit chance and incoming attack delay.)
[AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 202/644 HP, +30 HP/R, +4 C stats/r, 3 Player Action/Round. 200A, J(...)g for 3- 5% dodge, +10 Atk, 7% crit chance.
payment: 84 HP, 28.28 Stats (+2.66St/R) / 1049 HP, 150 Stats.(+100,+11 Stat/r)
[AG] The maxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Humongous Bathroom Stall Wall (10/4x1 HP, 10 regen to Sax, Guarding Lord English)
Multidimensional (2,-2,2,2) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway?
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of Two Hundred And Thirty Nine out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Demon, Military, attack, missiles, /, EEEE, HP,,,SC EAMING,!. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Four, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 323/323 HP, -9 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR!
[GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 1/100 Self-Actualisation II 2/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch!
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Opposition: undecided.
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
Opposition goes to.... Godmodder? Am I actually trying to help the fight? Well even Madness throws a broken clock into the opposition twice per day! In fact, that's what I do! I throw two broken clocks at the godmodder! Wait why just two? In fact, what about 738.57903 broken clocks! Eh, maybe a bit too much, 3 sounds good. I then tell the BRRRRRRRanded one to keep doing his stuff! Except don't pick a bone with sans.
When players get creative.
I make the golem out of stone. Golem: 9/20.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
There is only one logical first step in godmodder fighting, and that is to equip yourself for the task. And that's exactly why I decide to equip the terror pants!
Also +2 CP.
Entity Orders:
The Terror Pants is (is? are?) too busy being equipped to act this round.
The FSM shoots a salvo of spicy sausage at the Sovereign.
The Cosmic Monolith uses Flash on Sovereign English.
Charges:
5/10 for Big Bang.
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 33/33
And I Will Move The Earth: 10/16
???: 9.6/300
(And the Maxman cannot have any of it, no matter how much he changes his name.)
~~~
It's time.
~~~
The Inventor is suddenly compelled south. He flees to the south. It's time.
~~~
Leader notices that Illuminate All is finished. It's time.
Illuminate All and The Verbose Charge are combined into a single charge of length 66. Using the power within, Leader attempts to purge the Skadu Verthae from its body. The world is illuminated, revealing the truth of this place and the truth of the Skadu Verthae. The Skadu Verthae's power is ousted from Leader and dissipates into the core of this place. (Any remaining Charge is used to give Player Actions to Leader.)
Leader then picks up T and returns to the surface of this place. It's time.
~~~
The Messenger of the Infinite is called to the south by a strange call. It travels there. It's time.
The Infinite gains 110 HP. All of it goes into stat payment.
You throw two broken clocks at the Godmodder! The Godmodder easily deflects them, glances at the next sentence, and is so busy preparing to defend against 0.57903 of a broken clock that your third clock hits him right in the head! 2 damage!
The BRRRRRRRanded one agrees. Sans Undertale has too many bones for that!
stone, hm? very traditional, but not very flexible; how do you handle limb joints?
you also recieve a bold message.
[the maxman taxes charging which does not acknowledge its existence. this does not affect earlier rounds because it slacks off a lot, but to avoid giving it charges, and avoid losing charges, acknowledge the maxman. or don't, since it's on your side.]
You put on the Terror Pants! You are now wearing two skyscrapers' worth of solid metal!
You progress Big Bang by 2.
entities ordered!
You also recieve a bold notification. [the maxman taxes charging which does not acknowledge its existence. to avoid giving it charges, and avoid losing charges, acknowledge the maxman.]
Through brute expenditure of A Lot Of Charge Points, a wave of illuminating light pulses through the unspace Leader saw the corrupted thing in. It snarls, flesh bubbling and expanding as it adapts and takes from the light, but is eventually pushed out, revealing its true form as a formless mass of entropic crimson energy, and its true nature as Utmost Corruption, the perversion of That Which Was. At incredible speeds, the energy is sent careening away, passing through the purple light with nary a ripple.
Meanwhile, the light washes over this bloodied place, revealing its nature as the root of all corruption in this realm, born from the touch of a light and a darkness, and a comparatively new force among the millennia, but powerful, and growing. The outpouring of light causes the crimson walls and stone to warp, obsidian spikes growing out at visible speed, and you wisely withdraw the analysis before the narrowing walls can trap you.
Leader gets a feeling of emptiness in their self. They now can see the wrongness of this place, as any normal individual would, but it seems like the presence of the Utmost Corruption within them carved out a hole that can never truly be filled, save by the same force that was ousted. If they make no further interaction with the Skadu Verthae or its emanations, this will have no effect.
Inventor does a very suspicious, arriving on paper-thin wings to the corrupted land, monumental spikes piercing up through ground and sky. They notice a mossy ruin just inside the borders of the crimson land, and a ruined tower of similar make, partially corrupt and run through by black spikes.
Messenger technically doesn't do a very suspicious because it set out for possibly unrelated reasons last round, but arrives likewise. A thing of bone and tattered flesh sees it with eyes blaring hate, and prepares to attack.
The Infinite will not gain that much HP because it is in a sidequest and so at less risk.
Your scanning device is incredible- more accurate a description of the Godmodder I have not seen for quite some time! here, have a charge point! (+1 Charge for being funny!)


- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
You decide not to sacrifice your good friends, an excellent decision. They agree not to come, but one of them casts Teleport to send you eight Potions Of Reliable Healing, which each heal as much as an action, but can be used as a free action.
Reflecting on history, you realize that the Astral Chicken is fine, albeit not in the Update Room; it was transported to the ordinary battlefield, and eventually departed, largely unmolested, for greener pastures where its very real eggs would have time to hatch and its nest wouldn't get filled with poutine every 15 minutes.
You start investigating the Godmodders search history, and find one result. The only thing the Godmodder has ever searched is...
"how to hide your search history"
...alright, that's probably Not the only thing he ever searched, then.
You also recieve a bold notification. [the maxman taxes charging which does not acknowledge its existence. to avoid giving it charges, and avoid losing charges, acknowledge the maxman.]
The Flying Spageti Monster attacks Sovereign English, dealing a score of damage to the most regal of englishmen.
Sly High Regenerates 13 HP in the sidequest. Leader regenerates 3 HP in the Sidequest.
Sans undertale participates in the quite popular activity of inflicting modicums of harm unto the sovereign of the language 'angliet' or, colloquially and in the tongue in which this update is generally delivered, english, specifically inflicting precisely ten percent of a score of damage.
The Darkness Given Form continues training, rolling a 19. it gains 23 Attack and 90 HP.
The Cosmic Monolith uses Flash on Sovereign English... which is kind of a problem, because English doesn't have a well-defined action strength to determine the effectiveness of flash.... eh, it stuns him for the round I suppose.
The 10 Dames attack the Cosmic Monolith, miss, and take 2 damage from Sans Undertale last round.
Messenger gains 6 HP, and 1.4 Stats to payment, in its totally-not-suspicious movements.
The maxman finishes procrastinating and summons a horde of Ducks!
The Multidimensional follows Sky High!
Sovereign English is Stunned!
The BRRRRRRRanded one picks a target from a hat! but he finds that, shockingly, he doesn't have a hat! so he rips the helmet off one of the dames(along with the skull, dealing 5 damage to the 10 dames, with no delay because it's not an attack), empties it, and then picks a target from the hat! It's time for the maxman to stop maxing out its credit cards and max out its frequent flyer points by traveling the maximum distance tooooo death! Luckily, The BRRRRRRRanded One has just the thing for this tax-sax-manman! A Money Printer!
All Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls killed! 12 HP Shield Destroyed! 72$ Damage to the maxman! and the Taxes are paid off using the money printer!
...oh right, the humongous bathroom stall walls were supposed to guard Lord English. Well, he turned into Sovereign English, so that's why they didn't, not an oversight at all.
The BRRRRRRRanded one gains 1 HP and 3 DR!
The Godmodder ticks up Empirically Infallible Insurance!
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 107/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). Being Naturewriters Pants.
Flying Spageti monster 17/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. Was Also Totally Here The Whole Time.
[OG-megamaths] Sky High 200/257 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Sidequest!
Leader 153/157 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Sidequest!
[OG-Orcalord] Sans Undertale 5 HP, 97% Dodge, 1x2A, conceptual.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 494/494 HP 190A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG] 10 Dames 43/50 HP 8A (.jaypehg for 5, 25% crit chance and incoming attack delay.)
[AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 208/644 HP, +30 HP/R, +4 C stats/r, 3 Player Action/Round. 200A, J(...)g for 2- 5% dodge, +10 Atk, 7% crit chance.
payment: 84 HP, 32.34 Stats (+2.66St/R) / 1149 HP, 161 Stats.(+100,+11 Stat/r)
[AG] The maxman. 72$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)!)
Multidimensional (2,-2,2,2) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway?
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of Two Hundred And Seventeen out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Demon, Military, attack, missiles, /, EEEE, HP,,,SC EAMING,!. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Five, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
Horde of Ducks: 10x20HP, 2x20A
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 324/324 HP, -12 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR!
[GM] Godmodder: 264 /300 HP 1/100 Self-Actualisation II 3/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch!
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!)
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Opposition: undecided.
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
"Taxing charges? This will not do at all! I cannot abide by someone leeching off my own hard work to aid the Godmodder! Who are you who demands such a thing of me?"
Hopefully calling out the Maxman, as well as the new addendum to my charge title backed by my legal team, shall dissuade any attempts at stealing my valuable CP.
Speaking of CP, I add 3 CP toward Big Bang! (or 2, if acknowledging the presence of the Maxman counts as an action).
Entity Orders:
The Terror Pants locks The Big Gun onto the Maxman.
The FSM blesses the Terror Pants through the power of pasta, healing them!
The Cosmic Monolith fires a Dark Pulse at Sovereign English.
Charges (TAX EXEMPTION IN PLACE - LOOKING AT YOU MAXMAN):
8 (or 7)/10 for Big Bang
I acknowledge the maxman's existance. Golem: 5/20. I handle limb joints by building them in. Limb joints: 3/9.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.