Crafting Spirit Action: The Crafting Spirit (Clowning Spirit?) goes into all three clown forms at the same time. The clowny energies shred Mega-the Rock into a clowny shape.
Actions 2 and 3: I hit J o h n with THE SUN, the snowman's natural predator.
A1: I investigate abstraction and blood magic compatibility converters to make several of the food resources interchangeable with blood. There are a lot of things that are actually just blood from really confusing forms of life, or supported enough by blood there's a way around it, or actually we don't need the blood we need esoteric life force we can farm through combining the farms with hostility and...so on.
A2: Wait a minute, I already know blood-forging techniques! I'll just teach the forge how to use 'em. The abandoned forge is now a blood forge that makes stuff out of blood!
A3: Problem made into a new problem, I begin climbing the Chasm-Cliff myself with magnets attracted to transformed godmodders. Since the Chasm-Cliff is part of the Mountainmodder, that should be sticky enough to get up there. If I end up already up there I guess there are a bunch of godmodder-magnet hold points on the Chasm-Cliff now.
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The F leads the Which House and the general GIoPC mess over to the abandoned forge/blood forge because stuff will probably explode sooner or later. The conveniences of mecha piloting!
A1+A2+A3: I pick up the various gun entities nearby and shoot them at the mountainmodder to log some of the forest through force of bullets (the Godmodder is wearing bulletproof armor they should be fine, probably). The Mountainmodder now has logs and more bullets. I'm not sure what they're going to do with that, maybe a log cabin or a bulleted list.
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The F reifies the power of paradoxes and clowns to create one of those miracle statues that cries blood. Clown blood. I'm not sure what clown blood is useful for and maybe we'll regret this but it's the first idea I had. Other entities act at discretion.
15 - Something is wrong. Now that the Place has calcified, the Void Emperor is sensing something is wrong. Or, wait, maybe it's the cat. Wait, what cat? The Void Emperor didn't eat a cat. A cat is right there.
What did the Void Emperor eat?
Something begins crawling out of the Void Emperor. It's ecneserP ehT. How did it get the two confused? They are, after all, allegedly different. It begins eating the Void Emperor from the inside out. Then, it inhabits the empty void where the Emperor once was. It becomes the outside becomes the inside becomes the outside becomes the inside.
soyjak: 63/100
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate.They attack the Look And Say GunGunGuns.
A1: Break glass in case of emergency? Sure! I smash The Emergency into the etrahedral one's Glass Side. This probably gets broken glass and doomsaying newspaper reports everywhere.
A2: Wait, the Swallowtail's Ghost is granting dodge. I abstract the dodge bonus from Mass Invisibility into invisible Dodge Chargers, so the AGs are now driving invisible cars to dodge attacks. I can see illusions or something it's fine.
A3: Since there are cars now, I gouge out a bunch of the Mountainmodder with road-building explosives highway-style to build a racetrack for the AGs' cars to drive around.
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The F picks up the Purple Antenna and installs it on the Blood Forge to receive whatever secret signals purple antennas might be...something-ing. Other entities act at discretion.
16 - ecneserP ehT turns into the entire Team Cherry team and fast-tracks the release of Hollow Knight: Silksong. The resulting hype train is so large it flattens every single one of the Look and Say Gungunguns and the single Look and Say Gungungungun.
soyjak: 65/100
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate.They attack the Look And Say Guns, and Look and Say Gunguns, and Look and Say Gungunguns.
1 - ecneserP ehT removes the Clown Statue from its head - it's crushing its hat! And then it eats the clown statue. This plan has no possible downsides. Or backsides.
soyjak: 82/100
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. They attack the car of the Logbullet Golem.
A1: I rotate the Swallowtail's Ghost's Passive-Aggressive dash into a bar, then chop it up into a colon. It is now Passive: Aggressive Mode. Surely this will cause attacks.
A2 + A3: I perform extremely pedestrian dance maneuvers on the road, causing the various dodge chargers to swerve to avoid me. This may cause road accidents.
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The F teaches the cultists linguistics and sets them at deciphering the honkwich dialect of clownish, which no non-clown has ever comprehended without going insane. Since this is the Going Insane on Purpose Club, the cultists should go insane. Or possibly clown. Other entities act at discretion.
Due to historical reasons involving the fallibility of the forums automatic Spam-marking mechanism, the images of this update are more scuffed than the others.
8 - ecneserP ehT presses F1! A Spamton-shaped angel comes down from the sky and cures it of all of its status effects.
soyjak: 50/100
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. They both attack the Ice Elemental.
Crafting Spirit Action: The Crafting Spirit (Clowning Spirit?) goes into all three clown forms at the same time. The clowny energies shred Mega-the Rock into a clowny shape.
Actions 2 and 3: I hit J o h n with THE SUN, the snowman's natural predator.
1. I attempt to teleport to the achievement unlocked realm in WALUIGI'S PARADOX MONOPOLY.
2. I try to gain the ability to modulate my stupidity by playing IQ test and genshin impact in rapid succession.
3. I run towards the big torch, jump and then die in midair in the achievement unlocked realm in hopes of getting an achievement.
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So, presumably, I must now think of something else to talk about here.
A1: I investigate abstraction and blood magic compatibility converters to make several of the food resources interchangeable with blood. There are a lot of things that are actually just blood from really confusing forms of life, or supported enough by blood there's a way around it, or actually we don't need the blood we need esoteric life force we can farm through combining the farms with hostility and...so on.
A2: Wait a minute, I already know blood-forging techniques! I'll just teach the forge how to use 'em. The abandoned forge is now a blood forge that makes stuff out of blood!
A3: Problem made into a new problem, I begin climbing the Chasm-Cliff myself with magnets attracted to transformed godmodders. Since the Chasm-Cliff is part of the Mountainmodder, that should be sticky enough to get up there. If I end up already up there I guess there are a bunch of godmodder-magnet hold points on the Chasm-Cliff now.
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The F leads the Which House and the general GIoPC mess over to the abandoned forge/blood forge because stuff will probably explode sooner or later. The conveniences of mecha piloting!
8 - ecneserP ehT traps the blizzard within it in a snowglobe.
soyjak: 60/100
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. They both attack the Void Emperor (by painting it orange).
I didn't think of it until I was writing these I-hope-the-spam-filter-doesn't-think-these-images-are-sus bits in random order.
A1+A2+A3: I pick up the various gun entities nearby and shoot them at the mountainmodder to log some of the forest through force of bullets (the Godmodder is wearing bulletproof armor they should be fine, probably). The Mountainmodder now has logs and more bullets. I'm not sure what they're going to do with that, maybe a log cabin or a bulleted list.
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The F reifies the power of paradoxes and clowns to create one of those miracle statues that cries blood. Clown blood. I'm not sure what clown blood is useful for and maybe we'll regret this but it's the first idea I had. Other entities act at discretion.
15 - Something is wrong. Now that the Place has calcified, the Void Emperor is sensing something is wrong. Or, wait, maybe it's the cat. Wait, what cat? The Void Emperor didn't eat a cat. A cat is right there.
What did the Void Emperor eat?
Something begins crawling out of the Void Emperor. It's ecneserP ehT. How did it get the two confused? They are, after all, allegedly different. It begins eating the Void Emperor from the inside out. Then, it inhabits the empty void where the Emperor once was. It becomes the outside becomes the inside becomes the outside becomes the inside.
soyjak: 63/100
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate.They attack the Look And Say GunGunGuns.
Sorry if i miss an EORR or two, i need to do school stuff
1. I attempt to touch every tile in the throne room.
2. I touch every launcher in the throne room.
3. I die on every spike in the throne room.
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Oh my god. I have missed so much.
Action 1: The Crafting Spirit makes the Man drive the Inside-Out Tank.
Actions 2 and 3: Well, I don't know how I could possibly make this go any faster, so I poke J o h n with a stick and say 'die'.
A1: Break glass in case of emergency? Sure! I smash The Emergency into the etrahedral one's Glass Side. This probably gets broken glass and doomsaying newspaper reports everywhere.
A2: Wait, the Swallowtail's Ghost is granting dodge. I abstract the dodge bonus from Mass Invisibility into invisible Dodge Chargers, so the AGs are now driving invisible cars to dodge attacks. I can see illusions or something it's fine.
A3: Since there are cars now, I gouge out a bunch of the Mountainmodder with road-building explosives highway-style to build a racetrack for the AGs' cars to drive around.
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The F picks up the Purple Antenna and installs it on the Blood Forge to receive whatever secret signals purple antennas might be...something-ing. Other entities act at discretion.
16 - ecneserP ehT turns into the entire Team Cherry team and fast-tracks the release of Hollow Knight: Silksong. The resulting hype train is so large it flattens every single one of the Look and Say Gungunguns and the single Look and Say Gungungungun.
soyjak: 65/100
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate.They attack the Look And Say Guns, and Look and Say Gunguns, and Look and Say Gungunguns.
now that I've finished roundaboutly establishing that talking about my woes has led to a conclusion that might help with them (hopefully...)...
1 - ecneserP ehT removes the Clown Statue from its head - it's crushing its hat! And then it eats the clown statue. This plan has no possible downsides. Or backsides.
soyjak: 82/100
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. They attack the car of the Logbullet Golem.
A1: I rotate the Swallowtail's Ghost's Passive-Aggressive dash into a bar, then chop it up into a colon. It is now Passive: Aggressive Mode. Surely this will cause attacks.
A2 + A3: I perform extremely pedestrian dance maneuvers on the road, causing the various dodge chargers to swerve to avoid me. This may cause road accidents.
-
The F teaches the cultists linguistics and sets them at deciphering the honkwich dialect of clownish, which no non-clown has ever comprehended without going insane. Since this is the Going Insane on Purpose Club, the cultists should go insane. Or possibly clown. Other entities act at discretion.
Crafting Spirit Action: The Crafting Spirit pulls out a flower. An entire ocean pours out of the flower and onto the Void Berserkers.
Actions 2 and 3: I
at J o h n.