Replying to Simuob: You summon the Netherlands to counteract the Godmother's summoning of Ohio.
Replying to ORIGIN: You summon Super-Man to take over Ohio while Ohio is taking over everything else. It's like an invasion^2 or something.
Replying to Clown: Hmm... I guess there's an impenetrable clown wall around Ohio, so the invasion is over, apparently.
Replying to Tom Sawyer: You dance battle all over the Godmother, dealing 20,000 damage!
THE GODMOTHER spits out a saw towards Waluigi, shredding his face off. WAAAH! SERIOUSLY?! WALUIGI JUST HEALED IT! The CTG Players deal 30,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER. The CTG Entities deal 20,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER. The Clownbatmodder deals 5,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER. The Godmodder-Immune Mimics deal 13,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER. OKAY, WALUIGI HAS HAD ENOUGH. THIS IS TAKING WAAAAY TOO LONG! WALUIGI BLOWS UP THE TINY GOBLIN THAT WAS VERY OBVIOUSLY SUCKING UP THE [CTG Players'] CREATIVITY. (Editor's note: Waluigi called the CTG Players a 'group of old Luigis', but that was too vagueWAAANDERFUL so I replaced it.) Ohio throws a ton of gold into an infinitely deep pit, Netherland's citizens jump into it because they're all Piglins. Super-Man takes over 25% of Ohio. THE GODMOTHER gains 50,000 HP.
[A] 10 [OG] CTG Players: 30,000 Player Power [OG] CTG Entities: 35,000 HP, 20,000 A, undead [OG] Godmodder-Immune Mimics: 26,000 HP, 13,000 A [OG] Clownbatmodder: 1/1 HP [WAH] WALUIGI: WAAAAA HP, THE WAAAHPSOLUTE CHAMPION OF PARADOX SPORTS [C] The Clownmodder: 10/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks, Weapon: Clown Knives, 2 Chicanery, 0/5 godmodders held off [PG] Other Clownmodder: 4/5 HP [AG] OHIO: Invasion Progress: 0.01% [AG] Super-Man: Invasion^2 Progress: 25% [GM] THE GODMOTHER: 1,967,WAH HP, gains 50,000 HP every turn, spits out a godmodder every turn, kind of under control, partly Tom Sawyer
Action 1: I jump and hop around to feel the joys of being a Cancer Cat
Action 2: I tell the Healer Cats to stop healing the as the healing process used to heal actually gives it a severe form of poisonous overgrown Hepatitis that causes it to grow numerous draining herpes which slowly kills it. What I said is complete bull**** but its kinda funny so why not.
Action 3: Pathetic cats are of no use to the cat army. I jump a Pathetic Cat and slice it up with my cancerous hands until it is nearly identical to raw meat. I swallow the raw meat that once was a Pathetic Cat.
Action 1: I jump and hop around to feel the joys of being a Cancer Cat
Action 2: I tell the Healer Cats to stop healing the as the healing process used to heal actually gives it a severe form of poisonous overgrown Hepatitis that causes it to grow numerous draining herpes which slowly kills it. What I said is complete bull**** but its kinda funny so why not.
Action 3: Pathetic cats are of no use to the cat army. I jump a Pathetic Cat and slice it up with my cancerous hands until it is nearly identical to raw meat. I swallow the raw meat that once was a Pathetic Cat.
stop healing! Meanwhile, develops Poisonous Draining Sores, retroactively making you correct! You attempt to devour a pathetic cat, but the Martyr gets in your way! 30 damage to the Martyr!
Nothing attacks the inside-out cat for 9 damage.
[OG, Yep] Clowns /🎉 HP, ❃A. Clown Moon with Rock Core!(% Complete)1GPSS. Orbitted by the GPSSSS(S)! [AG- Shard III] 1784/2832 HP, 9 DR, 55 Regeneration. 110 Pudding (+10/R), 15 Life Force(absorbs 50% of fallen Ally health), 10 MINUS(+5/kill). 50 MINUS(+5/kill). 6.58 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. Chronicle's Claw(Storied Scar, From Stone.). Antipode Ascent (-50 Life Force/round. Access to the Weather Tab. Cursed Coterie, Flayed Formula). Devilscrown (Lucifer Laceration, ??). Impelled Solidus (Fool's Change. Shadow's Refrain.). Poisonous Draining Sores (-9 Regen. +1 intensity per 5 healing received.) Crown: Summons 3 Pathetic Cats/turn. Shenanigans Weakness!
A1: Magic runes, laddie! I jam the Blood Runes onto a sword through really aggressive stamping. This probably keeps them organized onto a single target or something. That way they won't get lost when we forget about them again!
A2 + A3: With the power of distracting lights and less-distracting paladin maintenance practices, I HAVE THE MOTH PALADINS FOUND PALADIN ORDERS SO THEY CAN HAVE DETACHMENTS OF MOTHS AND WHATNOT TO DO PALADINLY STUFF I GUESS.
ENTITIES, TAKE UP THY SWORDS (FIGURATIVE AND/OR LITERAL!) We're preparing to go to war, that being the war we're currently in! We've got shiny new paladin orders so we're probably one of those militant priesthoods now. Those upon the planet, let's deal with the Celestine Diamonds since they're probably harvestable for diamonds, destructible to contain their suspiciousness, and so the enemy doesn't harvest them first. Those upon the moon, crusading! We've got economic somethingness, now we can assert cultural dominance through military purposes. Aim to defeat or subjugate the conquering troops and therefore identify Sneloiv's major troop routes, so we can figure out how to advance the territory from there! Forward bases militant proselytizing style! Other entities act at discretion, in case they're flying or something.
I meant that to decrease my cooldown -_- the reason I wrote it like that is because increased is a buff word I think
A1 = Citizens arise! I throw a bunch of very incredibly alive posters into the air. They fold themselves into poster airplanes and fly off the battlefield. A lot of people not on the battlefield see the posters, which advertise the battlefield and includes a link to the F's blog. Through my propaganda, everyone knows the right side!
A2 = Snowballs! I throw some snowballing health onto ecneserP ehT, who clearly needs it! (it'll disappear when I say it disappears) Now, you might be wondering why it's snowballing health instead of snowballing regen. You see, regen increases health. So they're basically the same thing except my version has one less level of healthing (sigh). BUT NOT ALL IS LOST! You see, due to balancing, it has some benefit! Like more healthing? You're probably very confused right now.
A3 = And saving the best for last... I accept it! But sadly not in some awesome fashion/text/font/color. You know what, I'll give a speech! "I am very honored to accept this incredibly generous offer from Her Most Illustrious/Destructive Majesty Tiamat, the (five headed) dragon queen."
Orders: Tom Sawyer retrieves the Godmodder from the abyss! Yes, that's how long they've been there! Wait, no, I meant the one from DTG2. DEPSF (.01 unsolar energy production!) decides to spawn in some enemies (with all their unsolar energy) to increase their unsolar production! Sword Guy swipes away 's DR! STOLEN! The Health Altar upgrades ecneserP ehT's snowballing health! The Clerics do something amazing... known as making something out of something that's not consumed or changed in any way when making it! Namely, health! And it's used on ecneserP ehT! And, if they can make it so, it's Cat resistant health! The Shenanigan merchants! It merchants so much that it merchants itself a copy of itself that can merchant! It's a merchanting shenanigan, on multiple levels! The dhenanigan (teh pwoer of mispellings impowers it!) does some mon oeprations (which are hard to do on the battlefield but it was supposed to be sumomned on the moon) and starts an election for Mayor of Sneloiv! Seeing as everyone else is occupied doing cnoquest stuff, the dhenanigan wins! will probably win, seeing as they are completely unopposed. They might give a speech if they need to. AAAAAND I slap the Stormy Cat again. But this time with question marks. Which are some sort of A upgrade, I'm guessing. Maybe I'm wrong. SEEEELF UPGRADE! ANIME DRAGON STYLE!
12.59/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking) btw complexibility means flexibility+complexity
Action 1: I see that the Inside-Out Cat only has one HP bar. This matters because the Inside-Out Tank had two! One for the outside and one for the inside! If the Inside-Out Cat has only one HP bar, that means it either doesn't have an inside or doesn't have an outside! If it doesn't have an inside it can't actually attack, and if it doesn't have an outside it can't defend itself!
Actions 2 and 3: charge
Endless Calamity: 62.34/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Simuob: You poison the Godmother! She is dealt 500 damage this turn and will be dealt escalating damage in the following turns.
Replying to ORIGIN: Your heavy control pulls the Godmother back down to earth! In no way metaphorically. 50,000 damage!
Replying to Clown: You summon... okay, I'm not counting that. Let's just say... 50,000 clowns.
Replying to Tom Sawyer: You retrieve the Godmodder! From DTG2! He stands there, confused, and then realizes what's happening. "I've seen and caused enough final battles to know what's happening here. You summoned me so I could help you defeat the big monster. Well fat chance! I don't do this kind of thing anymore! Go summon a different godmodder, I'm sure they'd be glad to crash the party."
He leaves, never to return.
(This is a graphical representation of what happened to the Godmother's action.) The CTG Players, having regained their creativity, do something creative! They cause several shenanigans and combine the Mimics and the CTG Entities using the 10 remaining , creating a gigantic mech almost equal to THE GODMOTHER in size! One of the players gives it the name MACFISTYPUNCH, but another calls it THE SHENANIGANIZER. The two names fuse, creating SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH! The CTG Players will collectively control the head of the mech. You, the CTG2 Players, get to choose which body part of the mech you want to control, all actions relating to that body part will deal massive amounts of damage to the Godmother!
The Clownbatmodder deals 5,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER. WALUIGI SURROUNDS COUNTRY LUIGI IN A WAAAMPENETRABLE WALL OF WALUIGI THYME! JUST IN CASE! Ohio gets fully invaded by Super-Man because it was too busy trying to break the impenetrable wall of clowns. THE GODMOTHER gains 50,000 HP, but is dealt 500 poison damage! Waluigi's WAH damage dealt to the Godmother apparently works like a bomb, and any damage with less than 4 digits activates it. WALIGI'S WAAAGNIFICENT BOMB DESTROYS ELDRITCH LUIGI'S REGENERATION!
[OG] SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH: 1,000,000 HP, Runs on shenanigans (and punches too I guess), Immune to godmodders, Head: CTG Players, Torso, Arms and Legs are vacant [OG] Clownbatmodder: 1/1 HP [WAH] WALUIGI: WAAAAA HP, THE WAAAHPSOLUTE CHAMPION OF PARADOX SPORTS [C] The Clownmodder: 10/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks, Weapon: Clown Knives, 2 Chicanery, 0/5 godmodders held off [PG] Other Clownmodder: 4/5 HP [AG] Super-Mantopia: Psychic Conquest!A [GM] THE GODMOTHER: 1,911,500 HP, spits out a godmodder every turn, heavily under control, partly Tom Sawyer, Poisoned!
1. I speak to the Pathetic Cat. "Your AG friends would have left you to be killed by that thing, but my religous friend the pious Canon Fodeer, who preached against that was willing to give his life for his sworn enemy. I ask nothing in return but that you think about that for a bit."
2/3. I start a charge to create a full on Church of Godmodder Opposition
Action 1: I grab a Pathetic Cat and use my cancer tongue to suck its innards dry.
Action 2: I use my cancer claws to cut the limbs off of a pathetic cat. I then season the limbless cat with salt and pepper while spraying it with sauce, syrup, and some oil. I open my mouth really wide and consume the limbless cat.
Action 3: I attack a Pathetic Cat with a sharp needle and some buttons. After some non G-rated graphic imagery, the cat is now a nice furry winter coat. I need to get warm for christmas.
17 - Oh, Madness. Madness, Madness, Madness. You know, by now I would think you would know better. You have, after all, both worked with ecneserP ehT and had your fore-boss die at its hands. You should know by now.
Don't make ecneserP ehT angry.
ecneserP ehT steps outside of this paragraph and disappears into the aether. This block of text is quoted, but ecneserP ehT has already escaped into the woodwork.
JOEbob posts the next update. It is marked as spam.
The update is revised further. It is marked as spam again.
The update is now nothing but images and the end-of-turn statblock. Again, it is marked as spam.
The entire end-of turn statblock is turned into an image. It is once again marked as spam.
JOEbob has never had this big of a problem with the spam filter on the website before. In frustration, he tries to imagepost the update on the CTG Discord in the #generalupdatepasting channel.
And yet, somehow, it is again marked as spam.
JOEbob, at this point, is bewildered by the event. The solution appears to be to switch to a different forum. But one of his players asks him to try, one more time, and maybe just try imageifying the blood runes. So he does, pasting the stats of the Blood Runes on an image-hosting website for easy transfer to this forum.
As he's working on the update, however, a mysterious company with way too much money to throw around buys out the image hosting website. And then, due to arcane magic, every image that was ever posted on said site disappears from both the Internet and everybody's collective memory. JOEbob continues the update, feeling like he's forgetting something, but he never remembers what.
ecneserP ehT returns to the battlefield, probably a bit worse for wear after going BRRRRRR an excessive number of times.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 196/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Blood Runes, if any remain.
John Phoenix is tasked with one single task: preventing THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW from creating any more Blood Runes this turn. This is a critical task; John Phoenix knows that if he opts not to perform it, he will find himself back within s'ecneserP ehT gaping maw.
formerly-neutral entity, , has become AG under threat of destruction. ecneserP ehT has returned, so's days are numbered. The most major event which doesn't fall under these
You make an excellent point! However, the Inside-Out Cat does have two healthbars! In fact, it has four! Normal, Anti-ecneserP ehT, and SHP of two varieties!
[clown]:
ORIGIN:
... is fresh out of life force. So all it can do is normal actions... well, that's not quite true. It sends
[OG, Yep] Clowns /🎉 HP, ❃A. Clown Moon with Rock Core!(% Complete)1GPSS. Orbitted by the GPSSSS(S)! [AG- Shard III] 1834/2832 HP, 6 DR, 55 Regeneration. 50 Pudding (+10/R), 10 Life Force(absorbs 50% of fallen Ally health), 15 MINUS(+5/kill). 55 MINUS(+5/kill). 6.58 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. Chronicle's Claw(Storied Scar, From Stone.). Antipode Ascent (-50 Life Force/round. Access to the Weather Tab. Cursed Coterie, Flayed Formula). Devilscrown (Lucifer Laceration, ??). Impelled Solidus (Fool's Change. Shadow's Refrain.). Poisonous Draining Sores (-10 Regen. +1 intensity per 5 healing received.) Crown: Summons 3 Pathetic Cats/turn. Shenanigans Weakness!
A1 + A2: I construct a TEMPLE FIRE on the Moon to SUPPORT THE BBBA-DEITY. THIS TAKES OVER SOME SNELUNAR TERRITORY BY SETTING IT ON (MORE) FIRE AND CARVING IT INTO A TEMPLE.
A3: For the sake of cultural propagation, I write up and publish the various cultural assumptions and teachings about BEING ON FIRE I GUESS. This spreads knowledge of the BBBAD into the world, so it's slightly more possible to find out what's going on over by the Going Insane on Purpose Club and why the moon is back. Getting more worshippers may be hard, but having something to refer to about what exactly they're worshipping or have going on might help thanks to the people knowing who we are.
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Applicable entities continue the handling of Sneloiv's troops (by proselytizing and/or violence as appropriate) and handling of diamond mining respectively. Other entities act at discretion. The election in Sneloiv itself can go through, let's see if the new leadership helps.
7 - ecneserP ehT stops being on fire. Now wait a minute, I hear you saying, you can't just STOP being on fire! And to that I respond, ecneserP ehT can do whatever it wants as long as it sets its mind to it. Come on, we all learned we could do this in kindergarten, why can't ecneserP ehT do it? That's discrimination. And a blatant example of censorship.
...I don't know where I was going with that bit :/
10 - ecneserP ehT confiscates all of THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW's Pudding, Life Force, MINUS, and MINUS and turns them all into a single very large hammer. It then bashes THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW to death for being insubordinate.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 196/999
ecneserP ehT attacks THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW and eats all of its ice cream.
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All Actions: charge
Endless Calamity: 60.34/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Simuob:
You summon the Netherlands to counteract the Godmother's summoning of Ohio.
Replying to ORIGIN:
You summon Super-Man to take over Ohio while Ohio is taking over everything else. It's like an invasion^2 or something.
Replying to Clown:
Hmm... I guess there's an impenetrable clown wall around Ohio, so the invasion is over, apparently.
Replying to Tom Sawyer:
You dance battle all over the Godmother, dealing 20,000 damage!
THE GODMOTHER spits out a saw towards Waluigi, shredding his face off. WAAAH! SERIOUSLY?! WALUIGI JUST HEALED IT!
The CTG Players deal 30,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER.
The CTG Entities deal 20,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER.
The Clownbatmodder deals 5,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER.
The Godmodder-Immune Mimics deal 13,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER.
OKAY, WALUIGI HAS HAD ENOUGH. THIS IS TAKING WAAAAY TOO LONG! WALUIGI BLOWS UP THE TINY GOBLIN THAT WAS VERY OBVIOUSLY SUCKING UP THE [CTG Players'] CREATIVITY.
(Editor's note: Waluigi called the CTG Players a 'group of old Luigis', but that was too
vagueWAAANDERFUL so I replaced it.)Ohio throws a ton of gold into an infinitely deep pit, Netherland's citizens jump into it because they're all Piglins.
Super-Man takes over 25% of Ohio.
THE GODMOTHER gains 50,000 HP.
[A] 10
[OG] CTG Players: 30,000 Player Power
[OG] CTG Entities: 35,000 HP, 20,000 A, undead
[OG] Godmodder-Immune Mimics: 26,000 HP, 13,000 A
[OG] Clownbatmodder: 1/1 HP
[WAH] WALUIGI: WAAAAA HP, THE WAAAHPSOLUTE CHAMPION OF PARADOX SPORTS
[C] The Clownmodder: 10/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks, Weapon: Clown Knives, 2 Chicanery, 0/5 godmodders held off
[PG] Other Clownmodder: 4/5 HP
[AG] OHIO: Invasion Progress: 0.01%
[AG] Super-Man: Invasion^2 Progress: 25%
[GM] THE GODMOTHER: 1,967,WAH HP, gains 50,000 HP every turn, spits out a godmodder every turn, kind of under control, partly Tom Sawyer
I ask the Godmodder why we have to kill it.
MY INFO
If it is unable to answer, it takes 9005264
MY INFO
Damage, which deals 1 damage to a higher being such as him.
MY INFO
Action 1: I jump and hop around to feel the joys of being a Cancer Cat
Action 2: I tell the Healer Cats to stop healing the
as the healing process used to heal 
actually gives it a severe form of poisonous overgrown Hepatitis that causes it to grow numerous draining herpes which slowly kills it. What I said is complete bull**** but its kinda funny so why not.
Action 3: Pathetic cats are of no use to the cat army. I jump a Pathetic Cat and slice it up with my cancerous hands until it is nearly identical to raw meat. I swallow the raw meat that once was a Pathetic Cat.
you charge!
ORIGIN:
[clown]:
[For more technical reasons, this is a link to an MP4.]
stop healing
Draining Sores, retroactively making you correct!
You attempt to devour a pathetic cat, but the Martyr gets in your way! 30 damage to the Martyr!
Nothing attacks the inside-out cat for 9 damage.
[OG, Yep] Clowns
[AG- Shard III]
A1: Magic runes, laddie! I jam the Blood Runes onto a sword through really aggressive stamping. This probably keeps them organized onto a single target or something. That way they won't get lost when we forget about them again!
A2 + A3: With the power of distracting lights and less-distracting paladin maintenance practices, I HAVE THE MOTH PALADINS FOUND PALADIN ORDERS SO THEY CAN HAVE DETACHMENTS OF MOTHS AND WHATNOT TO DO PALADINLY STUFF I GUESS.
ENTITIES, TAKE UP THY SWORDS (FIGURATIVE AND/OR LITERAL!) We're preparing to go to war, that being the war we're currently in! We've got shiny new paladin orders so we're probably one of those militant priesthoods now. Those upon the planet, let's deal with the Celestine Diamonds since they're probably harvestable for diamonds, destructible to contain their suspiciousness, and so the enemy doesn't harvest them first. Those upon the moon, crusading! We've got economic somethingness, now we can assert cultural dominance through military purposes. Aim to defeat or subjugate the conquering troops and therefore identify Sneloiv's major troop routes, so we can figure out how to advance the territory from there! Forward bases militant proselytizing style! Other entities act at discretion, in case they're flying or something.
I go to the plane of law. Once I find it, I’ll switch out the godmodders stat block with that of a cats.
MY INFO
So now we’re battling a a cat that looks like a Godmodder.
MY INFO
I meant that to decrease my cooldown -_- the reason I wrote it like that is because increased is a buff word I think
A1 = Citizens arise!
I throw a bunch of very incredibly alive posters into the air.
They fold themselves into poster airplanes and fly off the battlefield.
A lot of people not on the battlefield see the posters, which advertise the battlefield and includes a link to the F's blog.
Through my propaganda, everyone knows the right side!
A2 = Snowballs!
I throw some snowballing health onto ecneserP ehT, who clearly needs it!
(it'll disappear when I say it disappears)
Now, you might be wondering why it's snowballing health instead of snowballing regen.
You see, regen increases health. So they're basically the same thing except my version has one less level of healthing (sigh).
BUT NOT ALL IS LOST! You see, due to balancing, it has some benefit! Like more healthing? You're probably very confused right now.
A3 = And saving the best for last...
I accept it! But sadly not in some awesome fashion/text/font/color.
You know what, I'll give a speech! "I am very honored to accept this incredibly generous offer from Her Most Illustrious/Destructive Majesty Tiamat, the (five headed) dragon queen."
Orders:
's DR! STOLEN!
Tom Sawyer retrieves the Godmodder from the abyss! Yes, that's how long they've been there! Wait, no, I meant the one from DTG2.
DEPSF (.01 unsolar energy production!) decides to spawn in some enemies (with all their unsolar energy) to increase their unsolar production!
Sword Guy swipes away
The Health Altar upgrades ecneserP ehT's snowballing health!
The Clerics do something amazing... known as making something out of something that's not consumed or changed in any way when making it! Namely, health! And it's used on ecneserP ehT! And, if they can make it so, it's Cat resistant health!
The Shenanigan merchants! It merchants so much that it merchants itself a copy of itself that can merchant! It's a merchanting shenanigan, on multiple levels!
The dhenanigan (teh pwoer of mispellings impowers it!) does some mon oeprations (which are hard to do on the battlefield but it was supposed to be sumomned on the moon) and starts an election for Mayor of Sneloiv!
Seeing as everyone else is occupied doing cnoquest stuff, the dhenanigan
wins!will probably win, seeing as they are completely unopposed. They might give a speech if they need to.AAAAAND I slap the Stormy Cat again. But this time with question marks. Which are some sort of A upgrade, I'm guessing. Maybe I'm wrong.
SEEEELF UPGRADE!
ANIMEDRAGON STYLE!12.59/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking) btw complexibility means flexibility+complexity
there should be a ctg wiki
A1: I disappear once more.
A2: I reappear and promise to be more active on here
A3: I ask once again what's going on (I didn't read it last time sry)
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Action 1: I see that the Inside-Out Cat only has one HP bar. This matters because the Inside-Out Tank had two! One for the outside and one for the inside!
If the Inside-Out Cat has only one HP bar, that means it either doesn't have an inside or doesn't have an outside! If it doesn't have an inside it can't actually attack, and if it doesn't have an outside it can't defend itself!
Actions 2 and 3: charge
Endless Calamity: 62.34/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Simuob:
You poison the Godmother! She is dealt 500 damage this turn and will be dealt escalating damage in the following turns.
Replying to ORIGIN:
Your heavy control pulls the Godmother back down to earth! In no way metaphorically. 50,000 damage!
Replying to Clown:
You summon... okay, I'm not counting that. Let's just say... 50,000 clowns.
Replying to Tom Sawyer:
You retrieve the Godmodder! From DTG2! He stands there, confused, and then realizes what's happening.
"I've seen and caused enough final battles to know what's happening here. You summoned me so I could help you defeat the big monster. Well fat chance! I don't do this kind of thing anymore! Go summon a different godmodder, I'm sure they'd be glad to crash the party."
He leaves, never to return.
(This is a graphical representation of what happened to the Godmother's action.)
, creating a gigantic mech almost equal to THE GODMOTHER in size! One of the players gives it the name MACFISTYPUNCH, but another calls it THE SHENANIGANIZER. The two names fuse, creating SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH! The CTG Players will collectively control the head of the mech. You, the CTG2 Players, get to choose which body part of the mech you want to control, all actions relating to that body part will deal massive amounts of damage to the Godmother!
The CTG Players, having regained their creativity, do something creative! They cause several shenanigans and combine the Mimics and the CTG Entities using the 10 remaining
The Clownbatmodder deals 5,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER.
WALUIGI SURROUNDS COUNTRY LUIGI IN A WAAAMPENETRABLE WALL OF WALUIGI THYME! JUST IN CASE!
Ohio gets fully invaded by Super-Man because it was too busy trying to break the impenetrable wall of clowns.
THE GODMOTHER gains 50,000 HP, but is dealt 500 poison damage! Waluigi's WAH damage dealt to the Godmother apparently works like a bomb, and any damage with less than 4 digits activates it. WALIGI'S WAAAGNIFICENT BOMB DESTROYS ELDRITCH LUIGI'S REGENERATION!
[OG] SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH: 1,000,000 HP, Runs on shenanigans (and punches too I guess), Immune to godmodders, Head: CTG Players, Torso, Arms and Legs are vacant
[OG] Clownbatmodder: 1/1 HP
[WAH] WALUIGI: WAAAAA HP, THE WAAAHPSOLUTE CHAMPION OF PARADOX SPORTS
[C] The Clownmodder: 10/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks, Weapon: Clown Knives, 2 Chicanery, 0/5 godmodders held off
[PG] Other Clownmodder: 4/5 HP
[AG] Super-Mantopia: Psychic Conquest!A
[GM] THE GODMOTHER: 1,911,500 HP, spits out a godmodder every turn, heavily under control, partly Tom Sawyer, Poisoned!
1. I speak to the Pathetic Cat. "Your AG friends would have left you to be killed by that thing, but my religous friend the pious Canon Fodeer, who preached against that was willing to give his life for his sworn enemy. I ask nothing in return but that you think about that for a bit."
2/3. I start a charge to create a full on Church of Godmodder Opposition
Church of Godmodder Opposition 2/30
Action 1: I grab a Pathetic Cat and use my cancer tongue to suck its innards dry.
Action 2: I use my cancer claws to cut the limbs off of a pathetic cat. I then season the limbless cat with salt and pepper while spraying it with sauce, syrup, and some oil. I open my mouth really wide and consume the limbless cat.
Action 3: I attack a Pathetic Cat with a sharp needle and some buttons. After some non G-rated graphic imagery, the cat is now a nice furry winter coat. I need to get warm for christmas.
Action one: I order the metal robot army to attack the godmodder
Action two: I watch Christmas movies
Action three: I make Christmas cookies and share them with everyone
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
I attack the blood rune of empowering with all my actions.
More importantly, not 1, not 2, but 3 separate entities just finished their stuff! This is where the fun begins.
The tinkerers finish their explosive new creation, using the gunpowder I looted long ago! Two knights operate this creation.
They begin work on something new, a really good suit of armor, with a few special features. (Likely .06/1)
The scientist finishes the bat research with the performer’s help! How does hydraic operate, and how can we stop the bats without them multiplying?
The flower the gardener was growing blooms, it’s a sunflower! It makes sunlight, which somehow makes growing more plants faster!
The knights, archers, and catapult all attack the inside-out cat.
Nothing attacks the inside-out cat.
The mason continues to repair the castle.
The healer heals the ecneserP ehT. It’s not much to a super-entity with 3k health, but it’s something.
The weatherman continues to speed up the cyclone’s decline.
Ganlidore casts fireball on the blood rune of empowering.
The fortune teller continues to read the fortune of shenanigan. (1 round left)
Out of the castle portal walks another knight, this one is actually there to fight and not to use a thing the tinkerers made.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
17 - Oh, Madness. Madness, Madness, Madness. You know, by now I would think you would know better. You have, after all, both worked with ecneserP ehT and had your fore-boss die at its hands. You should know by now.
Don't make ecneserP ehT angry.
ecneserP ehT steps outside of this paragraph and disappears into the aether. This block of text is quoted, but ecneserP ehT has already escaped into the woodwork.
JOEbob posts the next update. It is marked as spam.
The update is revised further. It is marked as spam again.
The update is now nothing but images and the end-of-turn statblock. Again, it is marked as spam.
The entire end-of turn statblock is turned into an image. It is once again marked as spam.
JOEbob has never had this big of a problem with the spam filter on the website before. In frustration, he tries to imagepost the update on the CTG Discord in the #generalupdatepasting channel.
And yet, somehow, it is again marked as spam.
JOEbob, at this point, is bewildered by the event. The solution appears to be to switch to a different forum. But one of his players asks him to try, one more time, and maybe just try imageifying the blood runes. So he does, pasting the stats of the Blood Runes on an image-hosting website for easy transfer to this forum.
As he's working on the update, however, a mysterious company with way too much money to throw around buys out the image hosting website. And then, due to arcane magic, every image that was ever posted on said site disappears from both the Internet and everybody's collective memory. JOEbob continues the update, feeling like he's forgetting something, but he never remembers what.
ecneserP ehT returns to the battlefield, probably a bit worse for wear after going BRRRRRR an excessive number of times.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 196/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Blood Runes, if any remain.
John Phoenix is tasked with one single task: preventing THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW from creating any more Blood Runes this turn. This is a critical task; John Phoenix knows that if he opts not to perform it, he will find himself back within s'ecneserP ehT gaping maw.
formerly-neutral entity,
returned, so
You make an excellent point! However, the Inside-Out Cat does have two healthbars! In fact, it has four! Normal, Anti-ecneserP ehT, and SHP of two varieties!
[clown]:
ORIGIN:
[OG, Yep] Clowns
[AG- Shard III]
A1 + A2: I construct a TEMPLE FIRE on the Moon to SUPPORT THE BBBA-DEITY. THIS TAKES OVER SOME SNELUNAR TERRITORY BY SETTING IT ON (MORE) FIRE AND CARVING IT INTO A TEMPLE.
A3: For the sake of cultural propagation, I write up and publish the various cultural assumptions and teachings about BEING ON FIRE I GUESS. This spreads knowledge of the BBBAD into the world, so it's slightly more possible to find out what's going on over by the Going Insane on Purpose Club and why the moon is back. Getting more worshippers may be hard, but having something to refer to about what exactly they're worshipping or have going on might help thanks to the people knowing who we are.
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Applicable entities continue the handling of Sneloiv's troops (by proselytizing and/or violence as appropriate) and handling of diamond mining respectively. Other entities act at discretion. The election in Sneloiv itself can go through, let's see if the new leadership helps.
7 - ecneserP ehT stops being on fire. Now wait a minute, I hear you saying, you can't just STOP being on fire! And to that I respond, ecneserP ehT can do whatever it wants as long as it sets its mind to it. Come on, we all learned we could do this in kindergarten, why can't ecneserP ehT do it? That's discrimination. And a blatant example of censorship.
...I don't know where I was going with that bit :/
10 - ecneserP ehT confiscates all of THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW's Pudding, Life Force, MINUS, and MINUS and turns them all into a single very large hammer. It then bashes THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW to death for being insubordinate.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 196/999
ecneserP ehT attacks THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW and eats all of its ice cream.