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I drop concentration on Alexander's enlargement and cast thunder step to take us to the South side of the room.

 You and Alexander are now on the South side of the room - where I believe everyone ie except for Stitch and Alsrei.

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I command the elephant, which appears to be made of solid marble, to attack the bronze colossus and throw it in to the other statue.

You have a figurine of wondrous power?

Apologies if I made it unclear, there is a single bronze statue, which I referred to as a collossus as I was fed up of the word "Statue" and I have a poetic bent to my writing!

Go ahead and make an attack roll for your elephant!

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I command the elephant, which appears to be made of solid marble, to attack the bronze colossus and throw it in to the other statue.

 Just for clarification, there's only one statue. (And it really just depends on what the DM says, but we're not really doing magic items... but we haven't stated rules against them either, so I'm not sure.)

We've not really gone for magic items too much yet, though some rooms have offered them (EG the fire axe used by Alexander), but all magic items are prone to vanish if a DM decides they don't want to let you have them for this room!

As for the figurine - the door is not large enough for an elephant, and they are one use per 7 days items, so it's not overly problematic for future rooms, however, I just realised...

As this huge marble elephant - easily as large as the statue - appears, the ground heaves on its landing. The statue stumbles slightly. The Elephant charges to the centre of the room, and as it does so the floor tilts with it. Clearly, a marble elephant is at least as heavy as a triple-size bronze dragonborn!

Scratch that, upon re-reading, the elephant is an actual, live elephant - not a marble one. It's only made of marble when it's a figurine!

So the Elephant may shake the room with it's charge, but it doesn't tip it!

Kay is filled with a sense of accomplishment but also a slight amount of discomfort as the statues still reminds her of her mother. "Ha! Didn't see that one commin' did ya!?" She attempts to bolt towards the exit door as soon as it comes into view.

Acrobatics 10

If this works, she is going to try to parkour around the room by running on the wall then front flip down in front of the door landing in a crouch. (She still feels the need to outdo the newcomer)

Edit: Lol not the highest roll and I'm guessing that elephant is going to through this off somehow

how do i roll do i just do it on my sheet

i rolled a 12- does that hit

Edit: im probably gonna leave ok bye

Edit 2: forget i was in the campaign

Edit 3: or whatever this is

“Hey new guy!” Yells Stitch “Get to the door! I’ll distract the statue, don’t worry, I’ll be right behind you!” faithful in his far superior acrobatics, runs at the statue, climbing on its head, taunting it “How ya doing?” then once the newcomer has gotten close the the door, launching himself off its back, flipping into a standing position next to the door.

Acrobatics: 19

Edit: Ok scratch that since they’re gone now- 

Stitch, faithful in his far superior acrobatics, runs at the statue, climbing on its head, taunting it “See ya!” then promptly launching himself off its back, flipping into a superhero pose next to the door (If Kay’s succeeds this is an attempt to show her up).

Also I’m gonna keep that 19

forget i was ever here i do not exist the elephant does not exist im sorry for the chaos but like-

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“Hey new guy!” Yells Stitch “Get to the door! I’ll distract the statue, don’t worry, I’ll be right behind you!” faithful in his far superior acrobatics, runs at the statue, climbing on its head, taunting it “How ya doing?” then once the newcomer has gotten close the the door, launching himself off its back, flipping into a standing position next to the door.

Acrobatics: 19

Edit: Ok scratch that since they’re gone now- 

Stitch, faithful in his far superior acrobatics, runs at the statue, climbing on its head, taunting it “See ya!” then promptly launching himself off its back, flipping into a superhero pose next to the door (If Kay’s succeeds this is an attempt to show her up).

Also I’m gonna keep that 19

 Lol I can already tell they are superior. Tabaxi v Dragonborn not much of a guess who will win in a battle of acrobatics. But this won't stop Kay from trying!

Alexander nods to George after they teleport to the South side of the room, "Thanks. You have a good eye for strategy. Have you ever considered becoming a knight?" 

If the floor is still flat after all this chaos, Alexander will try to open the door. 

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how do i roll do i just do it on my sheet

You can click the dice button above where you type. You can also type "[roll ]1d20+1[/ roll] (without the spaces in the "roll" bits!).

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i rolled a 12- does that hit

Edit: im probably gonna leave ok bye

Edit 2: forget i was in the campaign

Edit 3: or whatever this is

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forget i was ever here i do not exist the elephant does not exist im sorry for the chaos but like-

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Kay is filled with a sense of accomplishment but also a slight amount of discomfort as the statues still reminds her of her mother. "Ha! Didn't see that one commin' did ya!?" She attempts to bolt towards the exit door as soon as it comes into view.

Acrobatics 15

If this works, she is going to try to parkour around the room by running on the wall then front flip down in front of the door landing in a crouch. (She still feels the need to outdo the newcomer)

Edit: Lol not the highest roll and I'm guessing that elephant is going to through this off somehow

You make your break for the exit, and your acrobatic display goes off with only the slightest wobble at the end; you have to put your hand down as you land!

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“Hey new guy!” Yells Stitch “Get to the door! I’ll distract the statue, don’t worry, I’ll be right behind you!” faithful in his far superior acrobatics, runs at the statue, climbing on its head, taunting it “How ya doing?” then once the newcomer has gotten close the the door, launching himself off its back, flipping into a standing position next to the door.

Acrobatics: 19

Edit: Ok scratch that since they’re gone now- 

Stitch, faithful in his far superior acrobatics, runs at the statue, climbing on its head, taunting it “See ya!” then promptly launching himself off its back, flipping into a superhero pose next to the door (If Kay’s succeeds this is an attempt to show her up).

Also I’m gonna keep that 19

Your acrobatic display goes off curiously flawlessly - the statue doesn't so much as twitch as you bounce off of it, though it being about 50ft. from the door, you don't manage to land in the doorway!

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Alexander nods to George after they teleport to the South side of the room, "Thanks. You have a good eye for strategy. Have you ever considered becoming a knight?" 

If the floor is still flat after all this chaos, Alexander will try to open the door. 

You step off the tilting floor and successfully open the door, which Angelino was doubtlessly scrabbling at, having never had to open a door himself in his life.

Beyond is a mysterious corridor, leading to a mysterious room which I haven't thought of yet, and anyone can step in and DM it as their own...

The statue, when the door is opened, stops dead in the middle of the room, sheathes it's sword, and resumes its original position of glaring towards the horizon; the only clues of the battle now just scratches on it's bronze body and an arrowhead lodged in it's eyebrow. The floor stops shifting, and is still.

Congratulations everyone! I really enjoyed that one! I'm out of ideas for now, so if anyone wants a shot at DMing then speak now!

Hi, can I dm the next rooms, I have 2 ready

edit: since he didn’t make it all the way to the door, Stitch runs the rest of the way, then mysteriously enters an ethereal state.

You step into a room with 5 depictions of monsters on one wall: a dragon, a griffin, an orc, a goblin and a cyclops. Beneath each monster is a small pot. Around the room are 5 different items. One is a bottle of water, one a club, one a rather large stick, one a coin, and one an exotic saddle. The door you just came through gets covered by five layers of metal. One from the top, one from the left, one from the right, one from the bottom, and one bar across the middle.

Alexander picks up the saddle and takes it to the picture of the griffin. Will the saddle fit in the pot? If so, he puts the saddle into the pot. 

Kay walks over to the coin and investigates the area looking for traps. If it is clear, she picks up the coin and places it in the pot beneath the dragon picture.

Investigation: 21

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Alexander nods to George after they teleport to the South side of the room, "Thanks. You have a good eye for strategy. Have you ever considered becoming a knight?" 

If the floor is still flat after all this chaos, Alexander will try to open the door. 

 "When I chose my tradition to follow as an apprentice (after receiving small amounts of training in all 8 schools of magic, as well as a few other traditions), I almost decided to become a war mage, but ended up going with the school of conjuration. But I never considered becoming a knight, no. At this point, it would be rather difficult, too...."

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Alexander nods to George after they teleport to the South side of the room, "Thanks. You have a good eye for strategy. Have you ever considered becoming a knight?" 

If the floor is still flat after all this chaos, Alexander will try to open the door. 

 "When I chose my tradition to follow as an apprentice (after receiving small amounts of training in all 8 schools of magic, as well as a few other traditions), I almost decided to become a war mage, but ended up going with the school of conjuration. But I never considered becoming a knight, no. At this point, it would be rather difficult, too...."

 “I can knight you. If I deem you worthy! But my knight seems to think so.” 

sorrry I haven’t been posting, this is all during my school

Harmony (who hopefully made it out of the last room :) will attempt to carry the stick to the goblin's pot. 'Is this right?' She asks the others. 'I agree about the coin for the dragon and the saddle for the griffin, although I think a saddle for a dragon would be fun. I'm not sure about this though.'

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Harmony (who hopefully made it out of the last room :) will attempt to carry the stick to the goblin's pot. 'Is this right?' She asks the others. 'I agree about the coin for the dragon and the saddle for the griffin, although I think a saddle for a dragon would be fun. I'm not sure about this though.'

 I agree, a saddle on a dragon would be fun!

Kay says, "I'm not sure, it is a rather large stick and goblins are small. So maybe its for the orc or cyclops?"

This is what i am thinking. I'm putting it as spoilers just in case everyone wants to make guesses of their own first.

Can you describe what the monsters are doing? Are they portrayed doing any sort of gestures or just standing there?

They are pretty much just standing there, this one is more general dnd and a few other things knowledge