Level
Cantrip
Casting Time
1 Action
Range/Area
60 ft.
Components
V
Duration
Instantaneous
School
Enchantment
Attack/Save
WIS Save
Damage/Effect
Psychic
You unleash a string of insults laced with subtle enchantments at a creature you can see within range. If the target can hear you (though it need not understand you), it must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or take 1d4 psychic damage and have disadvantage on the next attack roll it makes before the end of its next turn.
This spell's damage increases by 1d4 when you reach 5th level (2d4), 11th level (3d4), and 17th level (4d4).
Shout out to my mute/deaf bard who (with a rule change from my DM who said they have to see me lol) would cast this spell with 2 middle fingers to his enemies lmaoo
I asked this question on another thread on here, but for specifics on vicious mockery, does it have to be auditory insults?? Like my idea was to cast a mage hand, given it doesn't require concentration, as a bonus action and rather than move it, move away from it, and then use vicious mockery on it to say, make obscene hand signs at passing patrons, bandits, etc.
Best poem ever
The Anti-Rogue Spell
Not very damaging, but you can insult someone to death.
"Henceforth, you shall be known as (insert name here) the Feckless."
"You look like someone lit your face on fire, then put it out with a warhammer."
My bard also likes to use this on obnoxious hecklers - even at 5th level it's not deadly, but it makes stupidity painful.
*in TF2 Engineer Voice* "You're... Ugly."
Goblin: *Thanos Snaps out of existence
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
My goblin bard when faced with Tiamat
Bard: "Your gay"
Tiamat: ******** DIES*
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the deez nuts jokes......... they grow with POWER!
My bard has a very midevil Europe asthetic, so I like to use Shakespeare insults for this. Just look up "Shakespeare insults" on google, the're great.
Does it increase to 2d4 at bard level 5 or just level 5 in general (ex. level 1 bard/level 6 paladin, total level: 7)
Your mother was right about you.
Lol. a MOCKERY BUILT FOR MEEEEEE
SHORT!
"Oi."
You're a short mutha and nobody likes you.
Everybody says 'Look how short that guy is', and that stops you from forming meaningful relationships.
When you were born, everybody thought you were just a head, but then the doctor, 'Wait. This tiny short baby got a tiny little itty bitty body and I hate it.'
"Your mother looks good in a dress and smells real nice."