Bienvenidos and hail and well met, fellow sanity-loving individuals! The roiling, chaotic Far Realm that is Adohand's Kitchen has long been plagued by the incursion of the Jerry Hive. We must destroy them before they bring down the (somewhat) more regular cults like the Cult of Cats, the Sauce Court, and others!! So, we simply badmouth Jerry on this thread and theirs! For raids on Jerry, use this portal. But beware, lest ye fall under the seductive enchantments of Jerry. Well, I look forward to seeing you get devoured by the gibbering hordes of Jerry cultists!
As Jerry, I agree that we are insane. But order is such a drag, endless monotony that lasts an eternity. Color inside line a, check box b, write this paper, shred that paper. Yadda. Yadda. Yadda. Jerry is free of such binding, nothing comes from nothing, but it also comes from everything. We are all on a sinking ship that is reality, so let us play the fiddle while Rome burns. Do not bemoan the chaos, embrace it. Entropy comes for us all, there's no use sobbing over it.
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
As Jerry, I agree that we are insane. But order is such a drag, endless monotony that lasts an eternity. Color inside line a, check box b, write this paper, shred that paper. Yadda. Yadda. Yadda. Jerry is free of such binding, nothing comes from nothing, but it also comes from everything. We are all on a sinking ship that is reality, so let us play the fiddle while Rome burns. Do not bemoan the chaos, embrace it. Entropy comes for us all, there's no use sobbing over it.
As Jerry, I agree that we are insane. But order is such a drag, endless monotony that lasts an eternity. Color inside line a, check box b, write this paper, shred that paper. Yadda. Yadda. Yadda. Jerry is free of such binding, nothing comes from nothing, but it also comes from everything. We are all on a sinking ship that is reality, so let us play the fiddle while Rome burns. Do not bemoan the chaos, embrace it. Entropy comes for us all, there's no use sobbing over it.
ANTI-Jerry! ANTI-Jerry! ANTI-Jerry!
We find your ignorance...exhausting
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
As Jerry, I agree that we are insane. But order is such a drag, endless monotony that lasts an eternity. Color inside line a, check box b, write this paper, shred that paper. Yadda. Yadda. Yadda. Jerry is free of such binding, nothing comes from nothing, but it also comes from everything. We are all on a sinking ship that is reality, so let us play the fiddle while Rome burns. Do not bemoan the chaos, embrace it. Entropy comes for us all, there's no use sobbing over it.
As Jerry, I agree that we are insane. But order is such a drag, endless monotony that lasts an eternity. Color inside line a, check box b, write this paper, shred that paper. Yadda. Yadda. Yadda. Jerry is free of such binding, nothing comes from nothing, but it also comes from everything. We are all on a sinking ship that is reality, so let us play the fiddle while Rome burns. Do not bemoan the chaos, embrace it. Entropy comes for us all, there's no use sobbing over it.
ANTI-Jerry! ANTI-Jerry! ANTI-Jerry!
We find your ignorance...exhausting
NO! YOU TOO?! WHY JERRY, WHY MUST YOU TAKE SO MUCH OF OUR WORLD WITH YOUr GREEDY CLAWS???
As Jerry, I agree that we are insane. But order is such a drag, endless monotony that lasts an eternity. Color inside line a, check box b, write this paper, shred that paper. Yadda. Yadda. Yadda. Jerry is free of such binding, nothing comes from nothing, but it also comes from everything. We are all on a sinking ship that is reality, so let us play the fiddle while Rome burns. Do not bemoan the chaos, embrace it. Entropy comes for us all, there's no use sobbing over it.
ANTI-Jerry! ANTI-Jerry! ANTI-Jerry!
We find your ignorance...exhausting
NO! YOU TOO?! WHY JERRY, WHY MUST YOU TAKE SO MUCH OF OUR WORLD WITH YOUr GREEDY CLAWS???
Jerry is not bad, we only want what seems best for everyone, which is eliminating order, and such, boredom, sadness, and pointlessness.
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Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here:Lord'sRestInn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
As Jerry, I agree that we are insane. But order is such a drag, endless monotony that lasts an eternity. Color inside line a, check box b, write this paper, shred that paper. Yadda. Yadda. Yadda. Jerry is free of such binding, nothing comes from nothing, but it also comes from everything. We are all on a sinking ship that is reality, so let us play the fiddle while Rome burns. Do not bemoan the chaos, embrace it. Entropy comes for us all, there's no use sobbing over it.
ANTI-Jerry! ANTI-Jerry! ANTI-Jerry!
We find your ignorance...exhausting
NO! YOU TOO?! WHY JERRY, WHY MUST YOU TAKE SO MUCH OF OUR WORLD WITH YOUr GREEDY CLAWS???
Jerry is not bad, we only want what seems best for everyone, which is eliminating order, and such, boredom, sadness, and pointlessness.
Okay, I like chaos as much as the next DM, but Jerry is a metaphorical elder brain dragon that will turn us all into gross mind flayers! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!
"Long been plagued?" The Jerry Cult is a baby. Back in my day, we had the Cult Wars. That was serious stuff.
Kids these days...
I wish I was around for those :( its kinda why I founded the Knights of Mcgucket, to start more cult wars. But then nobody could figure out what they were supposed to do and it died. Btw I would definitely be a member of the cult of grammar if it still existed.
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
As Jerry, I agree that we are insane. But order is such a drag, endless monotony that lasts an eternity. Color inside line a, check box b, write this paper, shred that paper. Yadda. Yadda. Yadda. Jerry is free of such binding, nothing comes from nothing, but it also comes from everything. We are all on a sinking ship that is reality, so let us play the fiddle while Rome burns. Do not bemoan the chaos, embrace it. Entropy comes for us all, there's no use sobbing over it.
ANTI-Jerry! ANTI-Jerry! ANTI-Jerry!
We find your ignorance...exhausting
NO! YOU TOO?! WHY JERRY, WHY MUST YOU TAKE SO MUCH OF OUR WORLD WITH YOUr GREEDY CLAWS???
Jerry is not bad, we only want what seems best for everyone, which is eliminating order, and such, boredom, sadness, and pointlessness.
Okay, I like chaos as much as the next DM, but Jerry is a metaphorical elder brain dragon that will turn us all into gross mind flayers! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!
Jerry’s actually just a guy who used to work in an alchemist’s shop who likes fire and became a god. Sure he can make you think you’re a mind flayer, but he can’t actually turn you into one.
As Jerry, I agree that we are insane. But order is such a drag, endless monotony that lasts an eternity. Color inside line a, check box b, write this paper, shred that paper. Yadda. Yadda. Yadda. Jerry is free of such binding, nothing comes from nothing, but it also comes from everything. We are all on a sinking ship that is reality, so let us play the fiddle while Rome burns. Do not bemoan the chaos, embrace it. Entropy comes for us all, there's no use sobbing over it.
ANTI-Jerry! ANTI-Jerry! ANTI-Jerry!
We find your ignorance...exhausting
NO! YOU TOO?! WHY JERRY, WHY MUST YOU TAKE SO MUCH OF OUR WORLD WITH YOUr GREEDY CLAWS???
Jerry is not bad, we only want what seems best for everyone, which is eliminating order, and such, boredom, sadness, and pointlessness.
Okay, I like chaos as much as the next DM, but Jerry is a metaphorical elder brain dragon that will turn us all into gross mind flayers! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!
Jerry’s actually just a guy who used to work in an alchemist’s shop who likes fire and became a god. Sure he can make you think you’re a mind flayer, but he can’t actually turn you into one.
I know but it's a metaphor, he's not a real elder brain dragon.
Alright anti-Jerryists, SpiderQueenYvonne, Underfan8, 0verkill and I have been working on Project R.A.A.I.E., a homebrew construct that will attack and eliminate the Mendigo!
Alright anti-Jerryists, SpiderQueenYvonne, Underfan8, 0verkill and I have been working on Project R.A.A.I.E., a homebrew construct that will attack and eliminate the Mendigo!
We've completed the first batch of R.A.A.I.E., and we're working on robotic foot-soldiers to aid in the fight as well! If the situation gets dire, I will defend the Guild using a modified R.A.A.I.E., 'Anahita'.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Do you really think that Stargazer and Elendon will put up with a war between Jerry and those of you unfortunate enough to be blinded to the amazingness that is Jerry? Do not resist, or they shall destroy you as they attempted to do to Jerry.
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Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Do you really think that Stargazer and Elendon will put up with a war between Jerry and those of you unfortunate enough to be blinded to the amazingness that is Jerry? Do not resist, or they shall destroy you as they attempted to do to Jerry.
I'll have you know, Elendon and his fellow deities helping us in the battle against Jerry. The Jerry don't stand a chance against the R.A.A.I.Es and Anahita!
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Do you really think that Stargazer and Elendon will put up with a war between Jerry and those of you unfortunate enough to be blinded to the amazingness that is Jerry? Do not resist, or they shall destroy you as they attempted to do to Jerry.
I'll have you know, Elendon and his fellow deities helping us in the battle against Jerry. The Jerry don't stand a chance against the R.A.A.I.Es and Anahita!
Prove that they're against Jerry now, then.
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Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Bienvenidos and hail and well met, fellow sanity-loving individuals! The roiling, chaotic Far Realm that is Adohand's Kitchen has long been plagued by the incursion of the Jerry Hive. We must destroy them before they bring down the (somewhat) more regular cults like the Cult of Cats, the Sauce Court, and others!! So, we simply badmouth Jerry on this thread and theirs! For raids on Jerry, use this portal. But beware, lest ye fall under the seductive enchantments of Jerry. Well, I look forward to seeing you get devoured by the gibbering hordes of Jerry cultists!
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
As Jerry, I agree that we are insane. But order is such a drag, endless monotony that lasts an eternity. Color inside line a, check box b, write this paper, shred that paper. Yadda. Yadda. Yadda. Jerry is free of such binding, nothing comes from nothing, but it also comes from everything. We are all on a sinking ship that is reality, so let us play the fiddle while Rome burns. Do not bemoan the chaos, embrace it. Entropy comes for us all, there's no use sobbing over it.
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
ANTI-Jerry! ANTI-Jerry! ANTI-Jerry!
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
We find your ignorance...exhausting
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
i killed jerry in hypixel skyblock
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
"Long been plagued?" The Jerry Cult is a baby. Back in my day, we had the Cult Wars. That was serious stuff.
Kids these days...
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Well EXcuuuuuuuuse me, Gramps! Doesn't your sig say not to listen to anything you say? BWAHAHA PARADOX ACHIEVED
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
NO! YOU TOO?! WHY JERRY, WHY MUST YOU TAKE SO MUCH OF OUR WORLD WITH YOUr GREEDY CLAWS???
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Jerry is not bad, we only want what seems best for everyone, which is eliminating order, and such, boredom, sadness, and pointlessness.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Okay, I like chaos as much as the next DM, but Jerry is a metaphorical elder brain dragon that will turn us all into gross mind flayers! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
I wish I was around for those :( its kinda why I founded the Knights of Mcgucket, to start more cult wars. But then nobody could figure out what they were supposed to do and it died. Btw I would definitely be a member of the cult of grammar if it still existed.
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Jerry’s actually just a guy who used to work in an alchemist’s shop who likes fire and became a god. Sure he can make you think you’re a mind flayer, but he can’t actually turn you into one.
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
I know but it's a metaphor, he's not a real elder brain dragon.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Alright anti-Jerryists, SpiderQueenYvonne, Underfan8, 0verkill and I have been working on Project R.A.A.I.E., a homebrew construct that will attack and eliminate the Mendigo!
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
We've completed the first batch of R.A.A.I.E., and we're working on robotic foot-soldiers to aid in the fight as well! If the situation gets dire, I will defend the Guild using a modified R.A.A.I.E., 'Anahita'.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
I will leave my own homebrew resistance I made a while back for y'all
I am also here.
Am snek.
Do you really think that Stargazer and Elendon will put up with a war between Jerry and those of you unfortunate enough to be blinded to the amazingness that is Jerry? Do not resist, or they shall destroy you as they attempted to do to Jerry.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
I'll have you know, Elendon and his fellow deities helping us in the battle against Jerry. The Jerry don't stand a chance against the R.A.A.I.Es and Anahita!
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Prove that they're against Jerry now, then.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Thank you ZomblesKlein, your legacy won't be forgotten. We will save Adohand's Kitchen from the Jerry hordes with the help of all!
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.