Vertina's original thread kind of died after reaching 200, but I always enjoyed that thread so I'm starting a new one
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DM: You see an ancient red dragon, what do you do
Level 1 fighter: I charge it and attack
DM:... its CR 26
Fighter: But it's what my character would do
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6. The other players at the table having "lives" and "scheduling conflicts that are 'more important' than D&D night"
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8. Players who keep assuming that whatever they state just happens without any attack roles, saves, or skill checks.
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15. One of the players deciding to do completely unrelated and stupid things. Such as ripping out the party's Aarakocra's tail feathers. Yes, I have experienced this.
15. One of the players deciding to do completely unrelated and stupid things. Such as ripping out the party's Aarakocra's tail feathers. Yes, I have experienced this.
lol
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Vertina's original thread kind of died after reaching 200, but I always enjoyed that thread so I'm starting a new one
1.
DM: You see an ancient red dragon, what do you do
Level 1 fighter: I charge it and attack
DM:... its CR 26
Fighter: But it's what my character would do
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
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2. People spelling Rogue rouge.
i am a human being.
3. The DM summoning in backup for the enemy
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
4. Level 5 bard using vicious mockery against a cr 16 white dragon.
5. The Barbarian.
DM: "What exactly was your plan after throwing a rock at the green dragon?"
Barbarian: "I dunno."
DM: *deep sigh*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
6. The other players at the table having "lives" and "scheduling conflicts that are 'more important' than D&D night"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
7. The Party's Stupid Plans.
Cleric: "I would like to cast Insect Plague 200 feet above the demon."
Druid: "....aaaand since I go next, I would like to use Animal Shapes and turn all the insects into elephants."
DM: *visible confusion*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
8. Players who keep assuming that whatever they state just happens without any attack roles, saves, or skill checks.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
9. When players fight with each other for real, often because two of them have a crush on the same person. Really ruins the game.
10: Anything described with more than 10 words.
DM: "A lone bullfrog hops out of the mud, the rain glistening on its warty skin-"
Wizard: "I cast Witch Bolt!"
Barbarian: "I rage and charge in with my greataxe!"
Paladin: "I cast Spiritual Weapon and attack the frog with it!"
DM: "*sigh* Roll for damage...."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
11. Unsatisfying endings
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12. I have to say it, I know it's obvious... TPK
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
13: The DM retaliating against the PC's shenanigans.
The DM has had it with your nonsense, so here's Cthullu in adamantite armor here to smite you. Roll initiative.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
14. A shrieker with a headband of intellect (I have experienced that)
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Wow! That’s one smart shrieker lol.
Yeah, and it's especially annoying when it rallys an army with a ring of persuasion too...
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
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15. One of the players deciding to do completely unrelated and stupid things. Such as ripping out the party's Aarakocra's tail feathers. Yes, I have experienced this.
lol
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
16. The DM giving the enemy advanced technology
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.